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Cat wizard Archived

08/30/25(Sat)05:41:37 No.40995026

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Cat wizard 08/30/25(Sat)05:41:37 No.40995026 Archived

What should i cast?

Ywhzol
08/30/25(Sat)05:43:26 No.40995037

Ywhzol 08/30/25(Sat)05:43:26 No.40995037

Anti-fag on self but you might die cause you're too much of a fag

Cat wizard
08/30/25(Sat)05:43:57 No.40995041

Cat wizard 08/30/25(Sat)05:43:57 No.40995041

>>40995037
I will cast it

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)05:46:39 No.40995049

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)05:46:39 No.40995049

Anti-Wisdom.

Cat wizard
08/30/25(Sat)05:47:32 No.40995052

Cat wizard 08/30/25(Sat)05:47:32 No.40995052

>>40995049
Oh cmon why would someone post a negative effect on himself? Im not some sort of warlock or shadowpriest

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)05:58:05 No.40995099

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)05:58:05 No.40995099

>>40995049
You meant i should AoE it on humanity?
I could get really hurt if i did that

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)05:59:09 No.40995103

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)05:59:09 No.40995103

>>40995026
you should cast GOLDEN BARS everyday

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)06:04:29 No.40995118

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)06:04:29 No.40995118

normal weather

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)06:05:08 No.40995121

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)06:05:08 No.40995121

Cast love

Say youre in a vicious cycle, you hate a certain group of people, as a result they hate you, so you get hurt by them, and then you hate them again. Its a neverending spiral down.

Only love can break this

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)06:05:38 No.40995124

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)06:05:38 No.40995124

>>40995026
/conjure anal tastebuds on the first poster.

Cat wizard
08/30/25(Sat)06:06:10 No.40995128

Cat wizard 08/30/25(Sat)06:06:10 No.40995128

>>40995121
Whats an aoe love spell on humanity?. Invent a religion?

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)06:07:51 No.40995137

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)06:07:51 No.40995137

>>40995128
One does not simply invent a religion

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)07:35:01 No.40995376

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)07:35:01 No.40995376

Cat wizard is powerful.
I just challenged him in the astral plane and if it was not for my catnip protection I would have been defeated.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)09:38:10 No.40995706

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)09:38:10 No.40995706

>>40995026
Pray for me

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:44:54 No.40996400

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:44:54 No.40996400

>>40995026
The Spell of Forlorn Encystment

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:46:26 No.40996405

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:46:26 No.40996405

>>40995026
sunlight spear

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:55:07 No.40996432

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:55:07 No.40996432

>>40995026
>What should i cast?
A truth spell, so nobody on Earth is able to lie anymore, and it lasts at least a whole week. Not only would the world become such a better place, and most problems would be magically solved, but image tv news and political debate...
(cute pic)

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:56:49 No.40996442

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:56:49 No.40996442

>>40995026
world peace and prosperity for everyone forever

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)12:57:10 No.40996445

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)12:57:10 No.40996445

Spell me a sexy Japanese gf now.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)13:05:15 No.40996477

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)13:05:15 No.40996477

>>40996432
> Not only would the world become such a better place, and most problems would be magically solved

What you think happens if people can’t lie, and what actually happens if people can’t lie, are universes apart.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)13:07:19 No.40996481

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)13:07:19 No.40996481

>>40996442
Not compatible with nature. Meaning, it’s not possible even with a magic wand without breaking the mechanics of reality

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)13:09:42 No.40996488

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)13:09:42 No.40996488

>>40995128
You are fundamentally misunderstanding what “love” is. It’s conditional and never permanent. The spell would be broken immediately. You would have to cast other spells to work in concert in order to keep the love spell going.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)14:50:32 No.40996873

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)14:50:32 No.40996873

>>40995026
Destruction of invasive species.

>>40995124
This is great.
I'm switching my research from fireballs to this.

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk
08/30/25(Sat)20:01:07 No.40998450

DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk 08/30/25(Sat)20:01:07 No.40998450

>>40995026
Cast Fist

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)20:03:06 No.40998458

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)20:03:06 No.40998458

Expecto Patronum.

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)01:39:21 No.40999695

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)01:39:21 No.40999695

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>>40998458
But sir, this is a blue board.