>22F, autistic AF, no luck with guys>accepted my fate that I'll never get laid>recently got into the occult and find the idea of being intimate with a spirit really hotAnyone know how to summon an incubus to come have its way with me? I have access to most supplies/reagents needed to summon but want to make sure I don't fuck it up.
>>40998819Are you hot? That's important.
>>40998825Idk? I've had guys approach me but I always fumble the convo due to awkwardness.
>>40998835Honestly just wait on the right guy. Sure it's hot but would you fuck a tapeworm if it looked appealing? Same thing.For the mechanics of it I can't answer all my experiences came from being good at lucid dreaming and just kind of happened. Never needed a dedicated ritual.
>>40998819What the fuck kinda “reagent” is needed to summon an incubus. Sounds like youve been watching too much shitty anime.
>>40998851>Sure it's hot but would you fuck a tapeworm if it looked appealing?>>40998835I am quite ugly and disgusting. I will take your virginities(front, behind and mouth).For this to work there will be no condoms and you will let me creampie you several times. I will bring friends too.Takind anti conceptives is optional.
>>40998851Totally see where you're coming from, but the thing is I don't think a human guy pound satisfy me like an incubus. I've just become really fixated on making this happen honestly.
>>40998873> I have friendsNot. Lmao.
>>40998928Are you projecting, buddy?
>>40998932> let me creampie youAre you projecting? I think you want the creampie more then her
>>40998819What do you think (if at all) about the potential ramifications and consequences of being dicked down by a demon? An evil entity... I'm curious here.
>>40998946Again, are you projecting?
>>40998873Dudes that talk like this all secretly want the strap. Or maybe not so secretly…Don’t worry anon, we can find an incubus to rearrange your guts too.
>>40998953Are you the same guy above? Because I think you might be projecting
>>40998961I’m projecting my load all up in your mom
>>40998964Nah. You are clearly not right in the head to think you know what anonymous people think. Please, get help.
A (((female))) posts on /x/*hundreds of replies from desperate simps*Sad.
>>40998947Definitely considered bad outcomes here, worst case scenario would be death? I'm a autistic shut in so honestly I welcome any kind of energy, evil or not.Besides, aren't incubi lesser demons? Can't I protect myself with a bible or salt or something if shit gets too wild?>>40998953Thanks
>>40998974You thinking you know what this anon thinks is actually thinking you know what anonymous people think. That’s projection
>>40998819Are you fat?If not, wya?Otherwise:Make for yourself a portal of objects and images on your wall, of a feminine and Japanese sort, 2 hoops, 1 long chain necklace, ward it not, seal it not, open and living portal Lay flat on your back in bed Consume 1 Claritin Consume 4to1 valerian root teaUpper lip 2-4 large pouch camel snus pouches or other oral nicSkibidi some weed or vape and lay back.Spread legs wide and place heavy blanket and pillow so they apply pressure to genetalia No jacksturbate for many daysAllow pressure and slip dream state to tantalize youFirst few night’s experience the horny and good feelings but do not succumbTry to both stay awake, yet fall asleep, continue for daysIn the in between of sleep and wake soon you will see them traversing your portal, allow it, use signat tres protection and beckon and direct the fuzzy grey spirits away, they are pleased with you.Soon after you see these, and perhaps give them a little opposition, they will direct a ‘cubus to you.Enjoy it, ride that razors edge between dream and reality, I would cum for 30-40 minutes or even up to 2 or 3 hours, slowly, be alert yet hypnotized, they will work upon you. You should recognize the entity(s) that effect you this night to night, avoid other intruders or suiters, they ask for more. Sometimes light helps, afternoon delight.
>>40998984> rearrange your gutsOh, that did something for you, didn’t it? Little twitch maybe
>>40998985I am not thinking anything. They are telling me what they are thinking. They think they know what is inside my head... It's pretty clear if you have 2 braincellsI didn't say he is projecting, I asked if he is projecting. Please, get a brain.Both of you.
>>40998819>22Fprove it. how can we know this isn't a tranny larp?
>>40998921See you say that
>>40998999> You are clearly not right in the head to think you know what anonymous people thinkYou thinking, that they are thinking, they know what others are thinking, is ACTUALLY, you thinking, you know what they are thinking. > google what is projection> where one attributes their own traits to othersYou are dismissedMic drop….
>>40999015No, they are telling me what I want! It's not projection. You are dumb.They are literally saying 'wow guys like you do this and this!'You idiot
>>40999001It’s always a tranny LARPYou just want pics 5/5 manipulation strat. Almost anon.
>>40998994>Make for yourself a portal of objects and images on your wall, of a feminine and Japanese sort, 2 hoops, 1 long chain necklace, ward it not, seal it not, open and living portalWhat kind of hoops and necklace are we talking here? Do they need to be made of any specific materials?I appreciate you typing this all out, but it sounds like the best this would allow is just lucid dreaming.>>40999001Not sure how to prove without pics which I'm not sharing. Not a tranny tho
>>40998984There are fates worse than death. Where do you think the people on the streets who smell like pee and yell nonsense come from? Pic not related. Idk man...if you wanna fuk around with dark forces you will find out. Just hold on to ur heart and you might make it kid. The heart, that's what matters in the end...not rubbing ur snail on demons coz ur horny.
>>40999023> what I want!We already know you want the strap. We moved past this anon
>>40999029Pretty sure there are no 22 year old virgins anymore
>>40999038Again, you are claiming you know what I am thinking. You are just proving my point.I have no interest in plastic, thanks.
>>40999037> Where do you think the people on the streets who smell like pee and yell nonsense come from?Correct answer is opiate addiction about 90% of the time. Possibly more, I’ll have to double check the numbers.
>>40998819literally don't do that. I can't stop you, but you'll be happier if you don't. I don't have any alternatives to offer.
>>40999044>implying addicts aren't infested with demons
>>40999043> no interest in plastic lol
>>40999051Implying your cult beliefs aren’t fake and retarded
>>40999055???Yeah, I have no interest in plastic. If I am going to get peneteated it's going to be with the real thing. Not that it would be my first time. Then, I have no interest in getting creampied.
>>40999040The world can be a big place
>>40999036Have you considered using lucid dreaming for it, though? That gives you an easy exit strategy and control over the entire environment if you're good for it.Also kind of wild you jump straight past mortal men and into demon dick. Like the wrong dude can fuck your life up if the dick is good enough and you're going full on demonic lmfao
>>40999057Ive communicated with dark entities. I'm a recovering meth addict n I been that person on the street (though not quite smelling like pee. And there are those who are passed the point of no return, so it seems, modern psychiatry would say they are mentally ill. They are being tormented by demons...it's real, its not a certain religion/cult pretty much every belief system acknowledges that evil spirits exist...
>>40999062Im shocked. > I will take your virginities(front, behind and mouth).>For this to work there will be no condoms and you will let me creampie you several times. I will bring friends too.Straight dudes don’t talk like this unless they are pedophiles. Just saying.
>>40999068Lucid dreaming about sex isn't sex.>>40999063Can be big? It's pretty big for sure, but I can't imagine an English speaking girl that wants to get fucked by an incubus to be a virgin unless she looks like Eris.
>>40999069All fair points. Its the interpretation where we disagree.
>>40999070There are a lot of people in the world. I am certain there are straight dudes who talk like this.I just wanted to cum in her, what's the problem? I have an impregnation fetish and I want to make her cum with my friends.
>>40999072Neither is getting mindfucked by a noncorporeal energy parasite but here you are
>>40999087I don't know what you are talking about?
>>40999090>Lucid dreaming =\= sexs>Nonphysical summon =\= sexs
>>40999105I am not claiming that either are sex and I don't have an incubus. But IMO lucid dreaming is less sex than a mind parasite. In a lucid dream it's just you imagining that you are having sex... If you do this with an incubus it's actually something happening between you and another being.
>>40998819I already took your virginity. I should've told you sooner. Please forgive me.
>>40998819Just go on fucking duoliscious. There are 3 autistic men for every autistic women. I look like George fucking Mackay and I get zero bitches. I need someone like you.
>>40999086> I am certain there are straight dudes who talk like this> Straight dudes don’t talk like this unless they are pedophiles.
>>40999288I ignored that because it must be a joke. Who would even say something like that? Like they know exactly the kind of who talk a certain way? It isn't a true statement, it's arrogance.
>>40999331It’s an undeniable factual statement.
>>40998819poop is thunderously shooting out my anus holie this minuteness (To all cock-sucking mods, this isn't a troll post as nearly every thread on /x/ is made by either a bot retard or insane schizo. as such, i am not trolling; merely contributing to the dogshit thread).
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this thread smell bait asf, and glow...
>>40999331> Like they know exactly the kind of who talk a certain way?Yes>I will take your virginities(front, behind and mouth).>For this to work there will be no condoms and you will let me creampie you several times. I will bring friends tooThis is exactly how sexual deviants talk. Normal people don’t speak this way to strangers. People prone to sex crimes do. If that kind of talk seems normal to you, then it says something about you.
>>40999433>normal people don't speak this way to strangers I do. >this is exactly how sexual deviants talkAll sexual deviants are pedophiles? >People prone to sex crimes do. You are delusional. You are not smart, you are a guessing machine. Much like an LLM trying to answer quests that it doesn't know, it hallucinates 'facts' Nobody said anything about it being normal. But someone saying something that doesn't seem normal is the same as them not being normal. People can say a lot of things, specially when there are no real consequences to what they say.
>>40998819You basicly just masturbate a lot. But remember, a sex demon is still a demon and will take everything from you if you don't know how to protect yourself. I don't say this to scare you but to help you understand that its not simply fun and games, but a real force that WILL CHANGE YOUE LIFE. be careful but have fun.
>>40999628>>40999470>>40999433>>40999387>>40999382im blowing up my toilet bowl with echoey toilet bowl braps rn
>>40998819alawiteanon helped me find my inner demon on discord and I have been having sex with it for weeks now, it involves building a mental palace and inviting the spirit to live there. Kinda like a semi possession. He wanted me to do it to integrate my shadow, but I used it for other stuff heeeheeehee :P
>>40998984Only after, even then, it will leave you hollowed and wanting other stimuli both spiritual and physical. It becomes a mud slide to the bottom until you assume it's the new normal and accept it as your circumstance. But even if you revoke and break out, there's still damage done. No different than having physical partners. But is the sex wild? Yes. Because it is something beyond flesh. It also doesn't take much to summon them. Circles aren't necessary nor are agents, they only act as a medium for summoning to boost your own natural abilities. But others can tell you. I don't teach children how to pull the trigger of a dead man's switch on a bomb.
>>40999678>>40999679i printed out your worthless posts and im taking a huge dump on them rn lol
>>40999679Also she's a virgin so it'll be worse than the average cost near-certainly. Could negatively affect her whole life.
>>40999706im shitting on your post rn lol
>>40998825Jesus christ 4chan really is onions central now. Does no one know the rules anymore?
>>40999696why me? I am >>40999678
>>40999855You're the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger I've ever seen go drink some fucking onionlent
>>40998819Hate to be that person but fantasies are better than dealing with a real demon or human.You can’t control them and they will do things to piss you off.Just use a dildo.
>>40998819No you don't. There's some things one can never come back from. An spirit like this will drain you and leave you with nothing. If you have to just read fiction. Stick to Webtoon, otome and anime. Please don't be stupid in real life.
>>40998984Genesis 66 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.3 And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.God flooded the earth for a reason. Rules are rules.
>>40999678wait what? the shadows are not incubuses are they?
>>40998835>"femcel">has been hit on several timesKek, every single time.
>ITT: Anons respond to a troll who gets off on being an edgy goth quirky shy goth girl, while nobody picked up the bait and role played as the actual incubus.OP, I HAVE ARRIVED, SUCK SATAN'S COCK.
>>40998819Wouldn't recommend. Your future child will be affected by him. May have some mental problems, and he can be dangerous.
>>41000001jesus christ talk about off by one quinobihooooly fuck
>>40999678fucking your shadow =/= fucking your incubusfucking your shadow is far, far more beneficial
Demons are provably the most pathetic of beingsFemcels are, tooTrying to larp and drag others with you into the deep, or just larping and not having any authenticity in you... cringe beyond beliefImagine cooming and gooning being your motivation to damage yourself beyond earthly repair...
>>40999855>>40999863>>40999931>>40999922>>41000088>>41000098>>41000230>>41000127im shitting profusely on your posts rn lol
>>41000386>>40998953>>40998964Is this because you got called out for wanting the strap and because the other anon was projecting their load into your mom and then you got rejected by the larping tranny? lol
