well not really, but a person who represents all the "messiah" figures in nearly every major religion was. He came back with powers, mostly just psi, but stuff that made him seem like the fuckin creator or godlike at the time. Stories, being mostly word of mouth, as they do, traveled around and the end result is the silly religions we have today.
>>40998995Jesus was a jew the king of jews who was brutally killed. His death should have ended all major western religion yet they all somehow made up their own stories after it happened. Nuff said.
>>40998995Aliens have healed my brain. Joining aliens, in my case positive ones, has elevated me to beyond Jesus level fame in the future. Lol, in the future some of you will remember this comment and be like, oh my, he really told us that on 4chan.
>>40999035or we will remember oh is that what he meant by positive ones without ever caring to elaborate.
>>40998995Jesus was a hybrid
>>40999131The Galactic Federation is what I teamed up with to take over the entire planet. There's my elaboration.
>>40999210If you so wish the path of mortality.
>>40999210This is me bro. I find Jesus Christ as really based just so you all know. I'm called a glowie and schizo all of the time, it's a compliment to me that my life is so incredibly based people don't believe me. A lot believe me though, online and in real life, so cheers to you fuckers who know what I say is the truth. Heaven is happening bros! Celebrate!!!
I think the new age and new religion is here upon us. A new way to believe in ourselves. To not be bound by one entity to grant us immortal life but to believe in yourself as a self is what grants you life eternal.
>>40999240Religion is an evil alien psy op to keep people as cattle slaves. Planet Earth has been a loosh human rape and meat farm for all of human history. No more new religions, just the truth.
>>40999252I used it as a belief term a truth term. Not your new world order pilf.
>>40999252You must be a shepherd of these farms GFYS
>>40998995Jesus was an illegal alien.
>>40999273This is the opposite of the New World Order. The New World Order is hell on Earth, Galactic Federation control is Heaven on Earth. >>40999277Not at all. I am trying to herd the sheep out of slaughter. Fuck you for saying GFYS
>galactic federationgo ahead and shut that shit up. The thing I forgot to mention is that ayylmaos aren't fuckin flying around in spaceships. They're time travelers or interdimensional. I only used the term et as a general all encompassing moniker. The thing is, for both groups, it just doesn't make sense why they remain so removed and only interfere in the most minimal ways as to leave doubt.
I just spent some time asking AI about wars and we got to vietnam and it being the longest involved war and I asked what the US got out of it and it replied "basically nothing" is this why they are are worried about us?
>>40999319You are too stupid to educate. If you don't know aliens fly in spaceships, then how can I say anything worthwhile to you?
You're definitely a glowie if you're defending the narrative that aliens travel here from different solar systems or deep space..
>>40999398Idk man, there's what, like a gazillion planets out there? Even humans have faster than light speed travel now. Get with this times dumbfuck.
>there's planets out thereNo. I don't buy it. And no, I'm not a flat earther, before you conflate the two. But I don't buy the whole massive universe with galaxies and shit. I can't see verify it with my own eyes, so it doesn't exist until I can prove otherwise. Therefore, no aliens out there. Dimensional beings, time travelers or ethereal entities? I can see physical evidence of that myself.
>>40998995What is this ai art? Why is ETs glowing finger replaced by a weird glowing eye spike?
I thought it was funny
>>40999441Beyond ignorant you are. When I was a teenager, I watched the planets such as Jupiter and Saturn through my telescope, and you say you don't think there are planets out there. So many more solar systems exist out in space other than our own. I feel like I am talking to a toddler explaining this elementary shit to you.
>>40999497I even viewed the Andromeda Galaxy through my telescope, larger than the full moon. See how uneducated you are now? Continue to look for the truth now, I hope you don't have an IQ of 90 like many people out there.
>you can see local things with telescopescool. not changing my stance though. I don't believe in deep space and I don't have to, despite what I'm told to just accept as fact without being able to verify myself. No, the fact of the matter is that we don't know how long this place has existed, or even it's true form. But something does and clearly comes in and out of it at will, with ease. Even the physics we're told to accept isn't conducive to aliens flying ships here from distance galaxies, so it makes more sense for it to be local, or that there just isn't really a giant universe out there that's so unfathomably huge we can't even imagine it. >don't even think about it, it's too big
I don't care that you saw slightly blurry things through a telescope- you can't physically go to it and verify what it even is you're looking at, and you have to use information we're told to accept to even determine how far away it is. >no, you use calculus and theorems that astrophysics came up with to calculate these things Exactly. You cannot actually verify deep space yourself. Doesn't matter that you saw light reflecting off of something through a telescope. I'm surprised you're not also claiming the christian bible is the absolute truth of existence or something equally as ridiculous.
>>40999520>>40999502>>40999542The idea of infinite space is based on our understanding of math, which even a toddler can understand. If there are infinite numbers than there must be infinite everything, including space. Its extremely easy to simulate an infinite space on a computer so what makes you think the physical universe would be any different?
>>40999598Fuck you for putting a (you) to me on a based message. You should have only responded to the flat Earther retards, not me.
Well you're gonna try to lead into simulation theory through that, which is also dumb, but the key point of what you said is this>our understanding of mathYou understand what you're told and you get to a certain point when it comes to the math used to theorize the size of the universe where it's no longer anything you can actually say with certainty is real. You just have to accept that these calculations mean anything and aren't just convenient loopholes and bullshit.
No one in here is a flat earther, make sure that's understood.
>>40999616I hope so. Let's pray that won't be the case while this thread is up.
>>40999606Your responses, while correct, were too anecdotal, im just trying to crush the flat earther with a more robust argument.
>>40999802Cmon bros. I can answer any question you throw my way. Anecdotal? I can give evidence beyond that. I am looking out for humanity including my /x/ bros.
