tl;dr: About two weeks ago a artificial protein was introduced into the environment that makes humans immortal upon ingestion and a short 'incubation period' while it replicates throughout the body. As a result (You) are now immortal - ALL of you.I am a secret multibillionaire who has worked in the shadows under multiple identities for decades. I run a secret organisation tasked with solving world problems. This was one of our long-time projects, and we had ample time to consider how such a thing should be deployed.We foresaw that if such a cure for mortality were ever created elites would rush to monopolise it, or at least make sure they were first in line for it at the expense of other equally deserving human beings. Also there would be endless debate about consequences and other political delays while good people died unnecessarily.To avoid this kind of unfair distribution I decided long ago that if there were anyway it could be deployed as "non-consensual freeware" then that's the way it would be done. I take full responsibility for this decision, to impose immortality upon every individual on Earth. Many people will have objections, some quite valid, and for that I am truly sorry. I'd prefer not to make a unilateral decision to force this upon everyone, but on balance I just don't really know how this kind of thing could be done fairly otherwise.In the coming weeks you will start to notice your own health improving and disease and death rates dropping precipitously. Of course nobody will really believe it at first. Some people with severe biological damage cannot be repaired in time, so some people will still keep dying for a while. As well as by severe accidents, no protein can fix getting hit by a bus I'm afraid. But normal aging, and most diseases/disorders the average person would ever get during their lifetime, are now a thing of the past.I think history will remember me fondly, but oddly I still feel the need to ask you to forgive me.
Thanks anon.
>>41000400I know this might have been said in at least partial jest, but somehow that's a better response than I could have ever imagined getting. It literally brought a tear to my eye. First it made me chuckle and think about why I love humanity so much. Why I worked so hard to do what I did. This is exactly why. I love every single one of you cheeky bastards, and I look forward to the extensive opportunity I'll have to meet all of you personally at some point in the far, far future we'll have together.
Since long ago I was dead sure that we would become immortal in this timeline. We sure are living in interesting times.
I know it's a larp, but animals didn't evolve to be immortal, 'cause once you reproduce that's it, you've made it, you've fulfilled your purpose.That's why science needs to do it. How? I dunno, but it's not easy.
>>41000336Were you tempted to filter anyone out? For example by, I dunno, eye colour...? Anyway, cheers to you I guess. I wonder how this will affect the markets?
>>41000336>You are now immortal.>You are now going to die in a fight instead of a bed, because people will continue to reproduce and if no one dies of natural causes we will experience new resource shortages within months.Still, something happening beats nothing.
Actually even if people are given eternal youth and health you'd still likely not make 2 centuries before dying in a violent accident or murder. They've actually done the math on this. Still good attempt.
>>41000519Some of our people raised such things, but I was always adamant that nobody should be exempted. It wasn't really an option anyway in the end given the mechanism. Plus if I'd delayed much longer after doing some basic testing I'd be guilty of being an 'elite' holding it back from everyone myself.I wanted to make sure it was safe enough to deploy, but extensive testing and rejiggering for that kind of thing was never on my agenda.>You are now going to die in a fight instead of a bed, because people will continue to reproduce and if no one dies of natural causes we will experience new resource shortages within months.This kind of issue was of course raised, but I have a lot more faith than most in humanity to resolve these problems.>Actually even if people are given eternal youth and health you'd still likely not make 2 centuries before dying in a violent accident or murder. They've actually done the math on this. Still good attempt.This is perfect example of what I mean. Consider road accidents and how they will drop to practically zero when everyone has increasingly intelligent and safe self-driving AI cars, or even human driven cars where an AI will intervene if you do something dangerous. You can see the safety features being added to cars now and see where it's all going. And not everyone needs to even have a self-driving car for the roads to be way safer for those that don't yet.Extend that to AI looking over your shoulder and predicting possible accidents everywhere else - say on a construction site - even predicting Rube Goldberg type accidents no human would ever see coming. Plus robots that will act immediately, even sacrifice themselves, prevent harm to any human in their vicinity, (even if due to your own negligence or stupidity). Shit like this is going to be real very soon:https://youtu.be/CPJccKSbLYg?t=799https://youtu.be/I7zsilgHrCY?t=35https://youtu.be/sOKEIE2puso?t=81Not to mention robots doing all the dangerous jobs.
>>41000682Now that you mention it, our troubles would be greatly reduced if you'd figured out a way to improve the intelligence of humans first.How did you test anyway? A few years down the road and we might all develop cancerous tumors from your boomer protein and then what? How can you be sure.
>>41000695Good question. It went through multiple iterations and combined effects of multiple lines of research, so we completely understand the mechanism. It primarily came originally from experiments to prevent congestion of blood vessels, and that's still a big part of what it does. Just imagine being able to prevent and rapidly reverse build up of plaque in coronary arteries, and how many lives that would save and massively improve in terms of quality of life, and then imagine doing that for your entire body.Now you don't have to imagine, and it makes you feel like a million bucks just doing that. You'll personally know exactly what I mean very soon. Makes your body function better in every way at any age. The real trick of course was at the cellular and genetic level, and not just telomeres. It's weird but it was both more complicated that we originally thought, but ultimately surprisingly easy with current understanding and tech, and deliverable with a single protein. I mean there weren't as many challenges to solve as we imagined, and once we had, that was it. Done and dusted. Nobody was more shocked and harder to convince than I either.Of course we'll be issuing papers with the full technical details at a later date.>Now that you mention it, our troubles would be greatly reduced if you'd figured out a way to improve the intelligence of humans first.Heh. I hear ya. But I hope that living longer will improve humanity's collective wisdom if not IQ at least - even if day-to-day old fashioned human stupidity is still practically guaranteed. The average voter age will continue to increase from here on, so presumably people wont fall for the same old lies and political tricks once they've seen the cycle play out a few times, etc. Also while they retain the physical and psychological benefits of youth, so not becoming crotchety ossified "Boomers" along with it.
>>41000336Give us some partial technical details of the mechanism at play. Otherwise it sounds like you're making it up.Also why x and not pol?
>>41000695Yeah about that ...
>>41000336garry!?
>>41000336Dude thanks but if you're a secret multibillionaire why do you use fucking ChatGPT to create your artwork, it's peak poor NPC behavior.
>>41000336Dude thanks I guess but you could've cured balding dude that's way more important
>>41000764>Also why x and not pol?Actually not much more reason other than I've spent a bit of time on here. I feel a kind of kinship with you guys because you're actually right about more than you know, (I have some inside baseball on government and richfags), and I kinda wanted to give you all a 'win' with this one. Particularly since so many threads on here are schizoposts, total nonsense, and Greer-posts that are just 'two more weeks' to disclosure.Also knowing something about the aforementioned elites is why I wanted to do this and other things like it where you just Satoshi shit and don't need to get permission or can be prevented by some of those corrupt shitbags.>>41000804Actually I'm a little embarrassed about that because the simple truth is:>wont let me post without a pictureI came her to post this as I'd been planning and just forgot about that. Went looking for something, but couldn't find anything suitable, so asked ChatGPT to make something last minute lol. Sorry, yeah I know, a bit 'sloppy' - literally.>>41000809Captain Picard is bald, so they still haven't cured that in the 23rd Century. And at time when Doctor Crusher can turn you into a fake Klingon or cure Andromeda Space Plague in two minutes. Regrowing hair though, that's a tough one.Seriously though, that's one of the effects. Hair regrows after a while, so do teeth by the way, (which nobody was even expecting). Does take a while though.
>>41000336That's kinda cool I guess
>>41000336You wouldn't wanna be immortal and stuck in this physical human experience forever. Eventually you have to go back home to the other side and come back or somewhere else and something or someone else. Our souls are immortal, not our bodies.
>>41000336i wish this was true so bad anon. what a shame that it is not
>>41000890i guess now both are
>>41000890how have you concluded this?
>>41000890And that's one of the primary valid objections I'm apologising for. I realise this isn't part of the plan for religiousfags. I'm sorry, I'm not trying to mess with your beliefs about the afterlife or 'God's plan' by your reckoning. Truly. I wish there was another way I could have done this that avoided upsetting that apple cart, or doing something people may think is calling their dearly-held beliefs into question.>>41000892Just wait, you'll be feeling the effects soon.Though to be fair, there are some places in the Third World we still haven't covered yet, but that's not intentional, it's just the logistics are a little harder. Will be covered as soon as possible.But if you're on a computer with a fast internet connection and not herding goats halfway up a mountain in Nepal, then you're practically guaranteed to have it.
>>41000848>Hair regrows after a whileif you truly achieved this you're going to be remembered forever as the hero of mankid dudealso what the fuck if the indians and paki don't die now but they keep reproducing we're fucked and doomed to poop/cockroach world dude what hell have you unleashed
>>41000921what about west-europe?
Why even larp this Weird
>>41000336son of a bitch, i wanted to die
>>41000336with all due respect OP, have you not considered the possible rammifications of this immortality? as it is in an interlinked protein-chain, what is keeping it from spreading to the rest of the animal kingdom, or some in the human body, ie. parasites, viruses or bacteria and thus creating the most unholy amalgam of body horror ever experienced by Man?I admit, i am a religionfag, so being told during what I can only see are the End times the literal fullfilment of the prophecy"they will beg for death but cannot die" is an absolute mem, especially if it was done for benign reasons by some turboautist like yourself.Fuck, that is so bad, if this isnt a larp(and this doesnt sound like a larp-post or schizoretardation) this is going to suck. fuck you op ima go fast in some gooncave in the mountains to cope with being bound to this smelly body forever.
>>41000336I didn't consent
>>41000336>4 billion jeets are now immortal Wow, thanks anon!
>>41000336>a artificial>i am a multibillionaire who works on working world problemswhy didnt you work on your grammar first ?
>>41000336will your cure fix my dental health
>>41000336A little sad that I wont have any teeth for eternity.
>>41001974valid question, bump for answer
>>41000336i am still waiting for answer to this >>41001974 OP
Man, fuck you. Now I gotta go to work forever?
>>41002090and will fight your decanted in hand to hand combat
>>41000336How did you make your billions?
>>41002132pogs
>>41001584>what is keeping it from spreading to the rest of the animal kingdom, or some in the human body, ie. parasites, viruses or bacteriaLiterally can't happen. It's specifically engineered for humans, and completely ineffective in other animals with a number of failsafes, like the inability to replicate without factors unique to us. Absolute requirement from the start.>>41001922Ha. You know I spent so much time working on that statement, but then when I finally posted it I decided to change 'a special protein' to 'an artificial protein' at the last minute because I didn't want to insult your intelligence. Then I wind up looking like the unintelligent one when I failed to change the 'a' to 'an', (not the only error I noticed after posting either).A bit like the, "One step for man ... ", error that I'll have to endure literally ever after.>>41002132That's actually an interesting story, at least to me. If you've heard of Renaissance Technologies and the Medallion Fund, it will give you some idea of the mechanism, and I likewise got together some of the best people. We achieved even better and more consistent returns that would make even Simons feel like a piker:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_TechnologiesThat wasn't all though. I managed to keep the true extent of my wealth secret by dividing it between different identities/entities real and created, so neither I or my operation could easily become a target for government or elites. Making it is all about compounding percentages, that's the easy part. Keeping it is about 'decetralisation' and concealment of its true magnitude. In my daily life I'm literally 'the millionaire next door', so I blend in with all the other millions of mere millionaires and my activities don't seem out of whack, (ie. Not having a day job, owning a few luxury items, investing, being involved in multiple businesses, etc.), but the true extent of the wealth I control is not directly connectable to me. PROTIP.
>>41000336dont worry mate, i thank you for your help <3
>>41001974>>41001992>>41002030Already answered here: >>41000848But the answer is yes my friend. It will take longer than other repairs like most disease repair and hair regrowth though. Turns out they just start regrowing inside your gum tissue, then erupt into position later after they are fully developed.The fact the human body when running on all cylinders does this automatically at all was one of the most pleasantly surprising aspects of our research. Though there have always been a minority of people with various forms of hyperdontia, and plenty of animals that can do it obviously. Why it was always assumed it wouldn't happen without specific intervention with stem cells or targeted gene modification.You may still need a dentist, surgery, or orthodontic adjustment to get everything in the right position, especially if you have any artificial implants that obstruct natural growth that need to be removed, but once you're back to a fully biological smile, you should be good or only need minimal ongoing intervention.Somehow I find myself proud of this achievement even though I had the least to do with it. I guess it's because I had other projects aimed at achieving the same result, (mostly trying to protect human teeth from the start, as well as regrowth). It solves so many problems, and not just cosmetic ones.
Do we know each other?
>>41000336I forgive you anon. If you cured cancer, balding, and aging you're the best of us. What's the name of the artificial protein?What is the deployment and dissemination mechanism?What's the timeline you envision for mankind to realize something's happening?If people don't age, do they look like 20, 30, 40, 60?
>>41002114>gibberishOk
>>41001882They will also have perfect cardio and muscle tone to make them even more efficient rapists.>Of course mr. Op larperator doesn't address how this would intefere in normal growth for people as senescense and pruning are necessary for maturation.>If babies can't grow up, he just killed the human race.
>>41000474I see you.
Not to sound ungrateful, but, quality of life is pretty rough. Are there any plans to improve that if our body is now supposed to live forever? Which protein?
>>41003574>Which protein?Protamine
>>41002776>What's the name of the artificial protein?Well, this is a little embarrassing. I originally called immortality 'Project: Omega', and so while the protein has various chemical names and project numbers, colloquially it became known among us 'the Omega Protein'. Sorry, I've watched way too much sci-fi for my own good, and I really owe you all an apology for that one.>What is the deployment and dissemination mechanism?Primarily strategic endpoints in multiple water supplies at undetectable levels - especially if you don't know what you're looking for, and makes it way into a lot of everyday products that way, but also directly some products we control or otherwise have access to, plus a number of other methods. Also it's transmissible between humans, so someone can literally give you the kiss of life once they've built up enough copies.>What's the timeline you envision for mankind to realize something's happening?Also embarrassing to have to admit this, but you should literally start to notice the effects in two more weeks. I know, I know, don't @ me. That's just how it's going to work out. I didn't plan it that way.>If people don't age, do they look like 20, 30, 40, 60?>Initially you'll just look your own age and an increasingly healthier version. We don't know exactly how that will play out over long periods, but indications are you'll imperceptibly regress to look like a younger peak adult over time - and no, children wont stop aging as was suggested by someone earlier.This is based on shorter-term studies, known effects, and understanding of the mechanisms. A butterfly would not regress back to a caterpillar if it worked on animals.But for example injuries heal quickly and will minimal scar tissue, (doesn't make you Wolverine though there are limits), but then that scar tissue that does form very slowly fades over time - almost imperceptibly, but measurably. Other things are harder to measure change - like not sure if limbs grow back.
>>41000890You could choose to end it when you are weary of the physical realm
>>41000336What is the appeal in living "forever" in a meat suit? A limitless astral body sounds more appealing to me. Also people reproduce and it is already crowded af. We also have a plethora of crazy extremists that would then be immortal. Again, where is the appeal? This society is not one you'd wanna dulge in for thousands of years lol.
Hmm curious, is this a larp? How would it even be introduced? Through the air? Food? Doesn't a form of karmic law require consent here?You said its a protein process. This immortal cure process didn't involve anything with that annnunaki conspiracy that chromosome no 2 was taken out and fused together with telomere caps? That the telomere caps limit our lifespan to 120 years max?
>>41002549Doubt.
>>41004199>How would it even be introduced?>>41003744
I wonder if people will stop driving cars. Will our value for life sky-rocket given the stakes? We could potentially live for hundreds of years. Is it really worth risking it all in a car accident?
This is the most scary thing.Imagine all the other planets in the universe you could experience, all the other densities, pleasures you can't even imagine because the human body can't feel them.Worlds where you are literally god and can create galaxies with whatever you want on them.But you are trapped on this human body, on this planet, forever.
>>41003744>Primarily strategic endpoints in multiple water supplies at undetectable levelsWhat about the people that filter the tap drinking water? Would a carbon filter remove that?
Are there any known adverse reactions based on your studies?
>>41000336>proteinimagine the smell of the farts
>>41000336You are now a faggot. About 21 years ago a website was introduced onto the internet, in which if you were OP, you were a faggot.Congratulations, you're OP.You're a faggot.
Revelation 9:6King James Version6 6 And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
>>41000336So this is how the world ends? Fucking prions that imprison humanity in the dying physical plane? Everyone eventually goes mad and butchers anything that moves?I really hope you're right. I want to keep your mutilated living corpse in a chamber of agony for eternity.
>>41005371God will wipe everything out again. This isn't the first time the petri dish has been sanitized.
>>41000336Did you have the pole shift in mind to help as much as possible for humanity to survive and grow?
>> last 6 postsGeez guys, calm down and reflect a little. You have been given the gift of eternal life. Time to start living like you deserve it.
>>41005657To be fair, that's a pretty big disruption to one's day, if true. I had wholly accepted I would die soon , and I was happy with that. Kind of unsettling to imagine my physical life being extended indefinitely when I was looking forward to returning to the astral indefinitely. I yearn for the urn.
real based of you, brudda. I owe ya one.
>>41000336I don't want to be immortal. You have taken away my agency. You have violated cosmic law by doing so.
>>41005901>I yearn for the urn.kek'dBut I think this deserves some deep reflection. This is a turning point in history. The rules have been re-written and now we see that anything is possible.
Also one can still technically starve to death or get dehydrated, right?
>>41005901Astral planes >>> earth realm, for sure.
>>41006186I'll reflect upon it, of course, but I had to heckle you a bit. Of course, I'm also of the opinion that anything's been possible this whole time, it's just been hidden from most of us as a means of control. I suppose I'll see how things unfold and see if my thoughts get brought back to this post.
T-22 Days
>>41000336>>41000336So I'll heal my back? I still train and function as much as I can and able but a fully healed back is gonna be amazing for all that I want to do
Will it cure my erectile dysfunction? If so, great. If not, damn I'm fucked. At least I'll be able to play video games and watch anime forever until the end times.
>>41000336I didn't take the vax anon.
>>41005292>Jewish mythsContradictory and schizophrenic. The whole point of Jesus is that we obtain eternal life. If death flees from us, it means we got it. For better or for worse. I'll be optimistic and say for the better because being youthful is an amazing boon. Getting old sucks.
This is a dumb larp but I wish it were true- I’m middle aged and in poor health, I’ve reached a point where I have to make peace with the fact that many things I would like to do in life I simply don’t have enough time left for.
>>41006865>I’m middle aged and in poor healthHaha…
>>41006760That can most likely be fixed regardless. It's not a disease.
>>41006606Where did you get 22 days from?We should agree on a date though, and then we can all rage on OP if nothing has happened.
>>41004199>That the telomere caps limit our lifespan to 120 years max?That's not the cap. At least one person has lived longer than that.
>>41004970Sure it will. Just like how younger folk act like they'll live forever and have barely a concept of their own mortality. Imagine everyone being like that. If anything high risk behavior will increase.
>>41000434i know is larp, but what a kind dream. i wish we could all experience and learn and enjoy life and creativity, conquer the sciences, forever. wouldnt it be nice, eh
>>41000336>Earth is facing a phenomenon known as "Miracle Day", where for over 24 hours nobody dies, and the world within four months will become unsustainable through its soaring population.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torchwood:_Miracle_Day
>>41005091Yes, but hence other methods. To put it simply, I'm sure Alex Jones, the greatest water filter salesman in the world, is now immortal too. And who could be upset about that?>>41005986To be fair to myself, nobody asked to be born either. So all the suffering you've experienced since a doctor first slapped you on the ass wasn't my fault - and you've had ample opportunity to end that so far. I'm betting most people wont now either, but we don't have to feel trapped, since we always know where the exit is.>>41006257Right. You're not Superman, you still have to breathe and eat, but you'll be much more resilient in that kind of situation, starting from what is basically an optimal state. I think we're in for unprecedented feats of survival, and that's saying something considering the existing competition, (eg. Joe Simpson).
>>4100696723 September is everywhere.
>>41006746Well if Christopher Reeve were still alive he wouldn't just get up and walk around in two weeks, but with physical intervention by surgery his body could likely do the hard part. It might eventually by itself anyway, we just don't know. One thing is for sure, his rehabilitation from physical atrophy would be incredibly rapid.The butterfly reference I made earlier is apt since the primary mechanism is cells having short phases of induced regression to greater potency:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_potencyUnlike a caterpillar they don't do it all at once though. It's only a tiny minority of cells at any one time. Like refreshing an array of DRAM cells, except more unpredictable and probabilistic. Imagine a butterfly that has random tiny sections of its body reverting to the metamorphic semi-"liquid" state they were inside the chrysalis, then back to butterfly cells again but renewed. After a while the entire butterfly will have been 'refreshed', at a cellular level and structurally, (even a broken wing should repair itself).This is why after healing a cut initially, even the scar tissue starts to fade over a longer time, (characteristic of the tail of a bell curve), and why we expect even very severe injuries to eventually heal even if it takes an extensive span of time. We're very excited at the prospect of limbs regrowing over perhaps decades or centuries, but as yet our data is inconclusive. We're can detect cellular activity but are not sure exactly how that would play out, (like would the cells just "3D print" from the stump in layers to form a hand, or form some interim structure that would then form into a hand? At the moment from the little data we have, it seems like both and neither. I know you probably weren't talking about quadriplegia when you were talking about back problems, but similarly it will take a little more time, and just get better over time being a structural issue. Hard to say without knowing your specific case.
>>41000336My balls are busted. In 1 month I'll come back to this shitty thread and call you a faggot when they are still fucked
>>41000848>>wont let me post without a picturePost a picture of anything else. Look up retard on google images and make the thread. AI slop is proof you're indian
>>41003744You were so busy jerking yourself off that you forgot to actually list any of the chemical names or project numbers
Why do you lot even bother to engage with this garbage?
>>41000336Matthew 16:28 Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom.Revelation 9:6 In those days men will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will escape them.awhellnaw.webm
>>41007227OP has until 23rd of September.How will we know though I wonder... some ppl will die from accidents, others from existing terminal illneses. Will we know from our own experience... little improvements here and there? We need the opposite of a canary in the coal mine.
>>41007319Why do you keep posting in the epic bread? Are you bored with being a billionaire?
>>41007708Nice having you here though. Wish I was a being with an epic cash stash.
>>41007699believe
>>41007729the posture and color match :O
>>41006998Not op, ya. This is like sneaky jewry but the opposite. Philanthropy from behind the curtains. Something so rare in this dark age.
>>41000336>In the coming weeks you will start to notice your own health improvingI'll thank you when my chronic back pain gets better
>>41000474Based quantum immortality believer. The world becomes increasingly unlikely.
>>41007927I'm not sure about total quantum immortality, but quantum death is real. I have literally almost died so many times over the last 35 years of my life, just to somehow miraculously save. My favorite is doing 70mph on an icy stretch of a long straight country road, when a tractor came in front of me out of nowhere. I hit the breaks and the car went spinning around several times. It came to a halt right next to massive trees and a barnhouse, with the tractor only a few meters away. It was literally facing the direction we were going to. Engine had turned off, but it restarted first try. I have also fallen down mountains and shit. Without a scratch.There could well be a time when the time comes, but until now it seems like if you die, you just jump timelines. I know im living in a different timeline now, so many weird things have changed. Amercan Pie, the song, was a Buddy Holly song in my original timeline and it didnt have 16 verses and it didn't go on for 8,5 minutes. It was just a catchy rock n roll tune that he released right before his death.
>>41000336Thankx alot anon
I gonder if cats would stop breeding if we made them immortal.
>>41007945That's very interesting, for me I feel like it's the opposite, from before my coneption I was planned to be born in a safe western country, precicely within a timeframe that allows for a mortality cure to eventually come within my lifetime, My psychology was planned so that I was socially anxious as a child and never made any friends nor did I ever have a desire to leave my home, never leaving my safe home meant I never went outside too frequently, not going outside frequenly means I reduce the probability I ever encounter any dangers (car accident, random stabbing, etc). The job I have now is safe in many ways, especially safe from being made redundant thus I never have to change my route to and from work and the universe can subtly manipulate anything that nears that planned route so it never comes to harm me. Why does the universe not manipulate reality to keep me safe while allowing me to do dangerous things? becuse of the prnciple of least effort, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principle_of_least_effort,
>>41008014Yeah man, that's a way to feel about things. But what do you think makes (You) so special that the world has structured around you in this way? I'm pretty sure the quantum death is an universal thing, you just havent experienced it. Maybe in all the other timelines I have died and there are people left behind mourning me there.
>>41000336Based if true
>>41000336Thanks Anon, wishing this is true, hopefully we can build a better world, end suffering and explore the stars. Can you please explain more about this protien and its MOA, thanks.
fascinating thread op, rip to croaking at 40 and reincarnating on Terra. but now Ive got some really good reasons to reach for peak fitness and get back on my spirit work so I can dreamwalk more often. so thanks for the motivator. if this aint a larp, forgive the thinking just yeah. hard to believe although the absurd pain followed up by reasonable improvements the last week or so, hypothetically could be attributed to it been steadily slimming back down and toning up despite being bedridden ill for a bit. the former can happen, but not the latter naturally. stay safe op. bound to of angered your fellows a bit.
>>41005396Remember when God promised Noah that He would never again send a flood to wipe every last sinner off the face of the earth? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>41008014>principle of least effortIn the Balkans, we call that "the correct approach to a 9-5 job"
>>41000474Tear it all down, just to say we canBuild it all up, just to say we didTo live forever playing God againTo live forever acting like saviors(Oh) we've gone too far(Oh) are we too far gone?(Oh) we've gone too far(Oh) are we too far gone?
>>41000336I bait.Does it reverse aging ? How does it work ? How did you synthesize such a huge amount of artificial protein in secret?
>>41000336Nice LARP, but a single ingested protein wouldn't manage such at all.
>>41008250>Can you please explain more about this protien and its MOA, thanks.This is where things get a little weird actually ... so we were working on several lines of research and one of them was with cellular potency, (nothing really new at the time). It turned out we could stimulate regression, but barely noticed the effect in one set of samples because it turned out to only be happening in a very small percentage of cells at any one time. They only stood out due to their ability to fully recover from destructive radiation exposure.Turned out there's a preexisting mechanism by which the surrounding cells 'know' when a small subset of them are going through this specific process that stops them from all doing it at the same time, and they kinda 'hold the fort' as it were while this happens. The whole thing seemed basically 'too good to be true' right from the start, and seems like its 'built-in' at some deeper level. But how and why this would come about evolutionarily isn't quite clear.Basically all we had to do in the end was stimulate the existing process, we found a specific protein that could do that, and combined that with another one we'd been working on to handle and help with some other issues, engineer it to have other desired properties. What I mean when I said it was both complicated, yet simpler than we ever bargained for.Still wrestling with the philosophical side of this mechanism even existing myself, since animals either don't have it at all, or not in the same way - even other hominids. The vast majority of animals the same piecemeal effect can't be stimulated at all, or it starts but quickly fails, (other hominids being one example), or it starts but the affected cells just die and the entire process halts completely, (which doesn't kill the animal). This is why along with other added safety measures I'm not worried about it affecting anything but humans. Turns out our intelligence isn't the only thing that makes us 'special'.
>>41000336I seriously hope this is true.My dad became a quadraplegic 1 year ago. How can this help him?
I mean I'm in chronic pain daily but thanks I guess
>>41000336Omg OP, I do not wish to sound pleveian with this, but Ill use 4chan lingo just to elucidate the entire matter youve just done up fucked with.Point nr.1 modern humanity was a serf/slave race built from the strange realitybending genetics and formula mixed with apelike simians. Thus the general encodings to dictate all sorts of "magical" abilities lay dormant in all human genetics more or less.This is why stupid people with too much money and time should never be given the keys to the gates of the abyss. You just open it and say"see, its windy, isnt that neat"The general protein encodings you just so funnily opened have several features about them that give the people that have it access the Source/God/zero-point-concursion field which rejuvenates everything, including human will and potential. (and other potential as well)This access only works fully if the morality of the subject is "full" and perfect, having unfortunate side-effects without it. Malign entities will use the opened bridge to try to feed on the new immortality of men, and youll see the birt of the "Worm that will never die"essentially a mass of everdying flesh trying to consume the world, beginning in minute white blobs and tumours inside the people whom are infected, trying to claw their way back to the reality of life they are denied from. I guess nows the best time to start really Christmaxxing I guess. Or Im wrong and all is well, but still man, taking away mortality is a dick-move
>>41010243are you retarded?nobody will be invinciblethis is not immortality if trueyou will still die 10 out of 10 if you put too much pressure on your body
>>41000336Thanks fren
>>41000336Ehh be it mortal (well not now I guess) or God or w/e beings do all kinds of crazy stuff when they have the power to do so, often believing they're in the right and sometimes they really are and the majority is wrong. Point is, like, already have an Immortal Soul so I'm good and two uhhh, fuck I dunno, if the idiots aren't gonna die then I hope someone does a good job of raising them into being not idiots, or like, I dunno, just put them somewhere far away from me yeah?
>>41010044Did you put the protein in McDonalds or KFC food? How does it not break down during the cooking process? Will anti-vaxx chudcels not get the benefits (and in fact get turbo cancer)???
Shifting works lads. Shifting works.
>>41010243Post photo of lab or somethin. Feels like you think x is an easy target because we try and be open minded.
>>41007945I swear I had a fatal heart attack that killed me in one universe because I was driving and suddenly wracked with incredible chest pain and heart palpitations. I pulled over and awaited death because I had no phone to call for help and then suddenly it just instantly went away. I went to the doctor and had my heart checked and nothing, perfectly fine.
>>41009977Anon (assuming he's not full of shit which he probably is) already that yes, while initially you'll just be in peak health for whatever your current age is you will slowly revert to a more youthful prime state, although there's a limit ie: you can't become a teenager again.
>>41010818Yes I specifically chose McDonalds as one of the main hubs of distribution. From there I predicted the protein would become pandemic within a couple of weeks and my hypothesis appears correct after tracking down the most isolated of humanity and finding the proteins integrated within their cells>>41011369Not able to post a photo of the lab as even a single identifying item I accidently leave in the photograph will cause a global manhunt to find and exterminate me. If they were able to locate my labs they could potentially obtain a sample and produce a chemical to prevent the protein from being absorbed and cause allergic reactions to the protein so it never absorbs. Not all of humanity is evolved just yet so it's dangerous to do so atm. I'm sure you'll understand
>>41012151That's your worst reply so far. Bit disappointing. Sounds like AI slop.
>>41000757>But I hope that living longer will improve humanity's collective wisdomExpect more natural disasters now like earthquakes, floods, and even solar flares. Mother Earth won't like this as the NPCs here are already too much and they have been bringing down her magnetic sphere.This is some elite knowledge. We lose pieces of our soul when we have sex with them so imagine becoming a NPC too and being "immortal."This also explains why I don't seem to age, and have trouble gaining weight, and have avoided health problems with cigarette and liquor consumption. I've cut out those habits a lot the past few years.
>>41012005This is a bit off topic for the thread subject, but this reminded of a time years ago when I was walking home with my girlfriend and I swear I got shot in the chest in a random drive-by shooting. I heard the bullet go off, saw the smoke of the barrel and felt the hot slug rip through my sweater and start pushing into my heart. It’s like it all happened in slow motion, my legs buckled and I was on the ground, knowing I was dead. For a split second it was like I was out of body looking down on all this. Then I blinked, was back in my body and had the most uncanny feeling like I shifted into a new timeline. I ripped off my sweater out of panic to try and see how bad the bullet hole was and realized I was fine, and in front of me was a crushed water bottle. I somehow had been pushed into a new reality where instead of being shot with a gun some asshole had squished a plastic water bottle till it popped and hit me in the chest. I asked my girlfriend “you saw me get shot right” and for a fleeting moment I swear she knew what had happened. She nodded her head and had a look of pure terror in her eyes, but then her face went blank, like she was being fucking rebooted or something and then just kept walking down the sidewalk like nothing happened.
>>41012151>>41012274>That's your worst reply so far. Bit disappointing. Sounds like AI slop.OP here. That's because it wasn't me replying. Like I said before, you're a pack of cheeky bastards. But surprisingly bright too, that's how you noticed the difference. Take a closer look at the writing style and you can't unsee it.I could have been a tripfag to avoid this kind of thing, but that's kinda gay, and this is kinda more fun - one of the reasons I always liked coming here in the first place.
>>41012571My real answers to those questions are:>>41010818>Did you put the protein in McDonalds or KFC food?Not specifically. Not required because it gets a lot of exposure indirectly via water and other ingredients, sodas, milk in ice cream, etc. And we wouldn't bother putting in anything subject to cooking or any process that would just break it down, >>41011369I don't feel the need to do anything like that because:a. A picture of some lab somewhere, secret or otherwise, wouldn't really prove much without you being able to authenticate it.b. Undeniable evidence of what I'm saying is coming soon to a theatre near you, because the only other plausible explanation for how much better you'll feel, will be that the Yulaw version of (You) is running around alternate universes killing all the other versions of (You) that look like (You) in cheap wigs, and (You) and (You)law are the only ones left. Compared to that, this wont sound so crazy.Initially it will be subtle and you wont believe it, but it will quickly become undeniable.
>be immortal >shitjeets also immortal >have to live forever alongside turdworldersIs this hell
Nice nice, you wouldn't have $20 to spare?
>>41000400I have a genetic disorder that's caused me literal pain for the past 42 years. If this isn't a larp, I thank you for relieving me of that pain.
>>41012687)you( for (youz)
>>41000968He mentions biological immortality, not virtual indestructibility, man. I'm pretty sure that at the rate they get juggernauted, only the smartest poos will remain - and honestly, that's as much of a win as you can expect in that scenario. Also, OP might have unleashed a singularity of imcreasing -organic- intelligence - instead of the Borg garbage Musk and other technoretards see as "innevitable". If only the most stupid keep dying and the smartest tend to survive for centuries, we're gonna be hanging out with Lyrans and kicking Reptars in the cloaca in less than five centuries from now.Ork rules also apply, so believe, brother, BELIEVEEEEE!!
>>41000336So 95% of this board is now AI slop or shitty LARPs. The jannies here are really to blame. Utterly no interest in, you know, the paranormal. If 9/10 threads weren't soul-crushingly inane, you might actually start to attract knowledgeable people with real interest in the paranormal. Read some Manly Hall, Rudolf Steiner, find some inspiration, clean up this board, have some dignity.
>>41012849This is one of the few times we have a very positive larp, not the usual self-aggrandizements, "Are you a real vampire/faggot", or doom&gloom stuff we usually get. I believe it fits in the paranormal as we're discussing the ramifications of such a slim possibility becoming reality and what effect biological immortality has in the material world as in the immaterial, and if we're even ready to contemplate not dying of natural causes at all.I've thought of a scenario similar to what OP is presenting, only with the nightmarish delight of -virtual indestructibility- while still experiencing the pain and destruction of violent deaths. What would happen in a scenarion in which people can no longer reproduce nor die anymore, no matter what you do? Basically, the simulation glitched and we all have astral God Mode on? Could Man, having tamed his fear of death, align with the Light as a species? Wouldn't we eventually get tired of evil, fear and suffering when everything has been said and done, when we finally get all that rottenness out of our systems for good? What then, consciousness singularity, Deus Vult the universe? The possibilities are interesting to think about, even if the premise is nigh- impossible.
>>41012571holy smokes! It's back on boys! I've been kinda down all day because of that post.
>>41012687> . Undeniable evidence of what I'm saying is coming soon to a theatre near you, because the only other plausible explanation for how much better you'll feel, will be that the Yulaw version of (You) is running around alternate universes killing all the other versions of (You) that look like (You) in cheap wigs, and (You) and (You)law are the only ones left. Compared to that, this wont sound so crazyI don't follow this..how would that pe an explanati... nevermind. I guess that is the point.Can you give us a hint what to look out for? Externally I mean.Should I buit my job the moment I realise it is actually real...
>>41012877Funny, because at first we were looking for side effects including psychological. Knowing the process we wondered if it would alter a person mentally, like alter personality, or cause some kind of Alzheimer's type symptoms, (ie. Would (You) still be (You) afterwards).We had top shrinks monitoring subjects, including myself, for any hint of aberration. But no memory loss, character change, or megalomaniacal rants about "using my power to rule over the fools", etc.Having said that, knowing you don't have to worry about aging and death can't help but affect one's outlook on life. Knowing I'll be living with the same people and likely interact with more of you than I could ever dream of prior, I find myself more concerned about other people. I mean suppose you cut me off in traffic and I give you the finger. Under normal circumstances that kind of interaction has no likely consequence with strangers, but now I could well run into you a couple of centuries later and have cause to regret not being nicer about it.At the same time I haven't turned into some kind of filthy hippie either - like I've been hit with spores from the space marijuana plant in Star Trek TOS. I get that if you cut me off in traffic, it's fair of me to think you're a fucking dick because you probably are. But I feel differently about how I should handle it because everything I do in life that would normally become my legacy is now my living reputation - if that makes any sense.From what has been observed so far, we have a tendency to think twice before engaging in less-than-stellar human behaviour because the effect in this life feels more permanent, (eg. All your ex-girlfriends will be around forever and chances are you'll keep running into them again and again).Conversely, I can only imagine what this will do to criminals when they have multiple lifetimes to prove they can straighten up and fly right. Who cares you stole something once at age 25, when you're age 250, or 2500?
>>41005292This is what I was going to say. Besides the 99.9% chance of a LARP, this exact scenario is found in the bible.
>>41013054On the miniscule chance this ain't a LARP it would explain Trump's miraculous false resurrection as the Antichrist. We'll live to see the final battle of good and evil, and have eternal life after good's victory.
>>41012005I had this happen recently and it was just an anxiety attack. Never had anything like that happen before and I only realised I’m fine when the ambulance ecg showed a regular bpm
>>41000336I still can't get over the fact you announced this with a shitty ChatGPT piss-filter image. Are you not thinking of the history books? WTF is this, amateur hour? What a blunder. Not a logo, not an original design... You didn't even hire some intern to make a big video announcement high production alla what Anonymous should do: a fucking piss filter GPT illustration. Your whole team should be livid.
>>41013217we can say the piss filter and tye piss filled vessel are direct references to the book of aquarius.
>>41000336This is a larp but even if it was real you's be an unforgivable fucking moron.
>>41013003Can you still die from drug overdoses? Can you still get heart attacks or aneurysms?
If trips this is true.BTW no point making this announcement since you'd have to address the whole world in two weeks, I sure as he'll wouldn't announce it here.
>>41013003You still dont know nothing about the real world (i assume) although living forever is a nice achievement to get individually , it is nothing hard for someone who is really after it... Now giving it to all might sound like a better individual achievment because it provides time for those that would otherwise have no idea about paranormal, esoteric, psychic, non-material achievments since their life are so about survival and money it would take a solid 70-80 year for them to even consider the possibility of what life is how life is existing and how much conspiracy is out there to deny any kind of information about any of these in question...
>>41000336i don't believe it but I'd like to play along for comfortable fantasy.So, takes cares of diseases and stuff. How about injuries like missing limbs, teeth, functional but damaged organs? Are we good or some of us are to expect being immortal cripples?
>>41013215I don't get anxiety and had nothing to be anxious about at the time so I doubt it. I was in a great mood until I suddenly felt like I was dying.
>>41012151>Yes I specifically chose McDonalds as one of the main hubs of distribution.Is that why they suddenly announced cheaper Big Macs?
>>41008671There are other ways to wipe every last sinner from the planet that don't involve water.
>>41000336Will this eventually cause my foreskin to regenerate?That scar is still one thing which I do not forgive the people who did it to me or my parents for being so negligent.It would be an irritating thing forever to bear the mark of, "you are a slave to the jews" until some far-off death.Especially given that this was done to me completely without consent, my genitals were mutilated within the first 24 hours of my life, and I am quite aware it was only done for malicious, evil reasons to cause harm and to mark me as a slave.
>>41013003Are you ~45 anon?Your writing style reminds me of him
>>41000336I only eat my own produce I fertilize with my own shit, so you're not getting me trapped in your soul farm, sorry (suicide is not a valid exit strategy).
>>41000682Why are we indulging in this idiotic thread on /x/ is beyond me. But I'll bite.People are becoming MORONS thanks to modern comforts. If you add immortality to the mix, it's going to be Morlocks and Eloi in less than a century.
>>41000757>retain the physical and psychological benefits of youth, so not becoming crotchety ossified "Boomers" along with itWhat makes you become a boomer is precisely having seen the same old lies and political tricks happen again and again, and realizing life is one big fat shit wrapped in present wrapping.Outside of films, I have never met an old person who would go through all of it again if they had the chance. NONE. And I've known a few.
>>41001191Some people just crave (You)s.
>>41000336so that means i have to kill myself now and won't get a peaceful death? why would you want to be here forever? do you not want to move on? what about kids, do they just not age anymore? will the earth not be super overpopulated? imagine the pajeets and nigger mass. what did you do you fucking faggot
>>41002878It's a magic protein that ChatGPT envisioned for him.The fact that he used a ChatGPT image is the first smell that this person is some moron NPCs. Actually successful businessmen don't use "AI" slop, the same reason they don't own iPhones.
>>41003744>someone can literally give you the kiss of lifeKissless virgins btfo. 99% of 4chan dead in 2 weeks
>>41000336I got sunburned yesterday at the beach for Labor Day wouldn't this have minimized the damage dealt to my skin?
>>41000848>Captain Picard is bald, so they still haven't cured that in the 23rd Century.A reporter once asked Gene about that. "Surely they would have cured baldness by the 24th century,." Roddenberry replied, "In the 24th century, they wouldn't care."
>>41004098>A limitless astral body sounds more appealing to meA secret middle age new age roasties won't tell you (because they can't even understand the idea) is that your astral body needs something to "imagine" it in order to hold its shape. This is the secret behind the three jewels of taoism/chinese medicine: jing, qi and shen.In short, while you're incarnate, your body acts as a platform to sustain your consciousness somewhat stable. Throughout your life, your self-image solidifies (like in the matrix movie), and once you die, it begins to decay again (until you reach your second death). Taoist immortals are those who have solidified it to a point where it becomes immortal.Unless you become one such immortal, the only part of you that is actually forever is a very tiny hard core that you could call your spirit. It has almost nothing of what you consider "you", and it's what reincarnates. This is the reason why we don't normally remember our pasts lives.Ironic that I would give you the secret of the alchemists in a thread where OP decided to larp about physical immortality.I hope you found this post while searching the archives for some term in it. Godspeed whoever is reading this.
>>41006998>enjoy life and creativity, conquer the sciences, foreverSome people I know have only become more bitter and resentful every passing year.
>>41000336But I can't afford to be alive anymore :|
>>41000336But I wanted to die in another 40 years dude. I need to go back to home base soul HQ to report in to my higher self. Now I’m stuck here barring I pay someone to clip me or I off myself. Fuck both of those things. You’re forcing those who want to go to commit a sin which pushes us to a lower dimensional hell realm that leaves permanent consequences. Just make immortality look cool and let all the Louis XIV’s wannabes take their shots and pop their immortality pills. The real ones come here, figure out their shit, do their shit, and let their corporeal form do its thing and get the fuck outta this shithole.
>>41012470Crazy fkn story anon.
>>41008071>I'm pretty sure the quantum death is an universal thing, you just havent experienced it. Maybe in all the other timelines I have died and there are people left behind mourning me there.So everyone ends up dying in your reality until only you are left?That's a whole new dimension of solipsism.
>>41010073Anon, OP is full of shit.This post touched my heart. I hope you and your dad find all the happiness you can in the world.
>>41012932I swear y'all sound like /r/chatgpt posters. No wonder you saw AI slop and came running
>>41013003>suppose you cut me off in trafficThe correct response in that case is to hit the brakes, let the idiot pass, and go on with your business.
>>41015403Both birth and death are determined from outside this space and time by your "higher self". Nothing can change that.I've you're to live 500 years until you have an accident that ends you, that's your higher self's prerogative.So suck it up. You literally signed up for this.
>>41015326I genuinely don't know what to do to break this curse anymore I'm pushing 30 it's genuinely miserable to feel that a bloodline that has lasted for over a dozen generations is going to end with you. I have yet to even be on a date with a woman, let alone had sex. That alone is a colossal red flag to women and my lack of experience in relationships will make it even harder to overcome. I've lost weight, upped my wardrobe, my hygiene is excellent, I have way more non-nerdy hobbies and interests than ever - which has really helped improve other aspects in my life - and I've gotten a better job that has made me significantly better at conversing with strangers. Gotten good at singing and learned bass guitar and am learning electric guitar. I don't wear my politics in my sleeve and I am neither some manosphere roganite retard, or a whinny radlib bisexual leftist. Yet still, women have zero interest in me, never express interest in me, and consistently reject even the slightest feelers I throw out there. I guess some guys just aren't meant to find that kind of love. I'm still gonna do what I can to leave this world a better place than when I entered it.
