I once saw an Anon on here say that if Bigfoot were any animal other than Bigfoot, zoologists and the US Forestry Service would have already publicly acknowledged the reality of its existence, based on the preponderance of credible photo and video evidence.The reason they have avoided doing this is to avoid causing a panic and basically crashing the US outdoor tourism industry, including all the national parks.Was that Anon right? Or was he just blowing smoke?
>>41000515There is no credible photo and video evidence.
>>41000520I literally post my selfies on social media...
>>41000520>There is no credible photo and video evidence.>footage of bigfoot wouldn't automatically be incredibleNice try.
>>41000599She's cute:3
>>41000515Open a zoology paper or textbook and see if any of the species have grainy photos from a mile away and speculative descriptions.Here's some good practice guidlines for you:>they should take high-definition photographsfrom all angles, concentrating on possible diagnostic characters.>They must compile video, audio and geographical reference data, take blood or tissue samples and make precise measurements.>Ideally, they should also analyse the specimen’s DNA and compare it with that of putative sister taxahttps://sci-hub.se/https://www.nature.com/articles/546210chttps://academic.oup.com/zoolinnean/article/202/4/zlae043/7664331That anon was clearly talking out of his ass.>inb4 science is fake and gay, Candace
>>41000515No. The reason they don't do this is because they know that the phenomenon is spiritual in nature. "Bigfoot" is a being from the other world: an elemental if you will. Lower demonic entities. They spawn into reality at the edge of liminal spaces and they take forms your mind will accept. We have been conditioned to accept big monkey. They aren't biological animals exactly. They're replicas. They're parlor tricks used by spirits. The us government will not officially acknowledge their knowledge of the occult world.
>>41000621It hurts me. Why does it hurt?
>>41000643It's all been done. After the 1980 Mt St. Helens eruption, the US government took possession of dozens of sasquatch corpses. If you have the right clearance and a need to know, you can not only read all about it but see entire subjects frozen and/or preserved in formalin. I know because I've seen, touched, and smelled them. They're hominids. As real as your momma. There are breeding populations of related species on every continent except Antarctica.
>>41001112Why would the government keep this info classified though? We know about bears and we still go into the woods. What exactly is the public harm in acknowledging bigfoot?
