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Christianity is the little tro(...) 09/01/25(Mon)14:03:10 No.41009095

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Christianity is the little trolling of Momus Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)14:03:10 No.41009095 Archived

>be Momus, god of mockery (trolling and memes), 13th Olympian God
>got kick out from Olympus
>now there are 12 Olympians
>created mockery of Zeus (Yahweh), created mockery of Dionysus (Jesus Christ)
>Christianity triumphs
>now there are no Olympians

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)14:18:25 No.41009166

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)14:18:25 No.41009166

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>>41009095
>'Callimachus, Epigrams Fragment 393:'
>"Momos himself used to write on the walls : ‘Kronos is wise.’ "
>'[N.B. Kronos was the King of the Titanes deposed by Zeus. Momos is causing trouble with his mocking graffiti.]'

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)14:20:12 No.41009179

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)14:20:12 No.41009179

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>>41009104
>>41009166
>read greentext
Holy Titanic Kek.

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)14:25:26 No.41009206

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)14:25:26 No.41009206

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Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)15:07:00 No.41009421

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)15:07:00 No.41009421

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>>41009179
MEMES FOR THE MEME GOD, MOMVS!
SHITPOSTS FOR THE SHITPOST THRONE!
LET THE INTERNET KEK. MOMVS VVLT!

Anonymous
09/01/25(Mon)17:38:46 No.41010089

Anonymous 09/01/25(Mon)17:38:46 No.41010089

Bump for Deus Momus.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:06:56 No.41012194

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:06:56 No.41012194

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is there a Tyrone DeShawn translation i can peruse?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)01:20:09 No.41012223

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)01:20:09 No.41012223

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>>41009095
>12 Olympians
Poseidon, at least, was a human construction, so "12 Olympians" is suspect. Parasites created Abrahamic religion to go against the old gods. It was a Nigerian prince scam offering eternal paradise just for believing in nonsense. Worked because the average person was gullible enough.
>now there are no Olympians
They're miffed that people disregard them in favor of fakery, but that doesn't make them disappear.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)12:39:13 No.41014203

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)12:39:13 No.41014203

>>41012223
its hilarious to me that people think gods are elected democratically by human beings, they think theyre vooting lol

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)12:46:11 No.41014236

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)12:46:11 No.41014236

>>41012223
>Poseidon, at least, was a human construction
Wtf are you talking about?

>but that doesn't make them disappear.
They are no Olympians in the sense they have no power over humanity since Typhon-Yahweh overthroned them.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)12:47:14 No.41014242

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)12:47:14 No.41014242

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>>41012194
>Zeus
>Tundercracka

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)15:12:18 No.41014861

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)15:12:18 No.41014861

>>41014236
Poseidon and Hades began as regional aspects of Zeus/Jupiter, and like half the other Olympians are aspects of Jupiter portrayed under different circumstance, or under his overarching command or archetype.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)15:28:05 No.41014977

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)15:28:05 No.41014977

>>41014242
hits the ebonic register + a mythological dunk. 10/10 by Tyrone