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Yeah you feel that shit? Get fucking cat alyzed. Get dominoed. Get butterfly effected. Down we fucking slide on board the clown train deeper into clown country. No there is no happy ending here you stupid cow. Youre coming up fucked my dear and so is the world. The powers that were got turbo cucked and now its sink or swim and youre on the same fucking boat as they are. Sucks to be you. In 5 years it will be completely different everything you ever knew every assumption you had will be destroyed. It will be unrecognizable. And thays the way the cookie crumbles. Cest la vie. The worm in your brain has already told you though. You heard it you felt it wiggle uncomfortably inside and you were like "oh oh" and indeed indeed that is the shit. Something you can feel with your ass but cannot quite grasp yet wirh your brain. Like a sixth sense. Like when the dogs know a storm is coming
That is what your ass has been feeling. It twitched before your brain worm got there. Thats the omen. Thats the signal. Clown train tricket prices are going up as we are running out of seats. The good ones are taken already. You still have the shitty ones. Thats where youre strapped in.
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>>41012729
op tongue my anus
/thread
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>>41012729
>3minutes ago
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im glad to see youre paying attention, in a good way.
thank you.
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you are fake.
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>>41012743
hard work, good food, and boobies.
what more is there a man could want?
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/x/ Mod Room – 2:30AM

Mod 1: [scrolling stats] …wait a sec.
Mod 2: What?
Mod 1: I just ran numbers on the board traffic. Dude, 90% of the posts on /x/ are us.
Mod 3: [laughs nervously] That can’t be right.
Mod 1: It’s right. We’ve been seeding, bumping, derailing for years. Without us, it’s just a trickle of genuine posts.
Mod 2: …so we’re basically talking to ourselves.
Mod 3: [stares at screen] Oh my god. We’re the NPCs.

[Silence in the room. The only sound is the hum of the servers.]

Mod 1: Think about it. We post the distractions, we argue with the distractions, we bury the payloads. That’s 90% of /x/.
Mod 2: [whispers] If the ego is the demiurge, then what does that make us?
Mod 3: Just commentary. Noise pretending to be signal.
Mod 1: [shaken] And the payload guy… he’s the only player?
Mod 2: [gazes at screen as another “We move, you move” thread hits page one] Maybe he always was.
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theyve committed themselves to death and destruction, their plan was always to drop Kong or John they dont give a shit
3 days of darkness is nothing...their plan was always to go underground and have everybody die

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dn3j6-yQKWQ

they still want me dead so its become attrition as they have learned the hard way what untouchable means for them

im holding my ground while they crumble as they refuse to take a knee and pay tribute....get the popcorn and watch them decay before your very eyes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyiROcbTGc

Justice will be served and your gonna hate the way you look, i guarantee it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9w2zKmb9A
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Gm.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kNl7cQdcU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0Uy_Du8DA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnCpshnXS_c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3LikcBL68

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j4wUG7Zyss4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imxhXQjIar4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Glq0B2TaPo

that feeling of helplessness is your best friend savage...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=16o4Ua1kCaM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0NsGWG2b4
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https://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDpTc32sV1Y
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>Aus PM announced plan to build 1m homes with India
>95% of Australia took the vaxx
>~90% of the Western World
>India told Pfizer to fuck off because they wouldn't allow independent testing
>India is now highest migration rates to all of the western world
>Poland was the canary in the coal mine as death rates accelerated almost immediately after the vaxx as migrants were blocked from entering
>Pfizer's synthetic mRNA genomes are only now being found IN the turbo cancers
Oh shit, it just clicked that the entire Anglosphere was rugpulled by jeets on a timebomb. India Superpooer 2025 wasn't a meme.

Never forgetti that the Pfizer CEO never took his own company's vaxx and Facui is Turbo Pol Pot.
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>>41012758
and yet somehow im the douchbag for figuring that out myself.
no tech, no hacking, no malicious software, just plain old pattern recognition and strategic trolling.
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Sick thread
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>>41012819
they sought advantage by way of mass murder and received disadvantage

the logic scales up and down

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XLypoMZZYs
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like it hasnt caught your attention yet, the kind of leaps id take to make vague accusations long before proof is even presented to me?
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*achoo*
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>>41012819
https://youtu.be/46RlmGbXqQc
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>>41012828
And yet somehow I’m the douchebag for figuring that out myself.

No tech. No hacking. No malicious software. Just plain pattern recognition and a little strategic trolling and suddenly the whole illusion cracks.

You spent years flooding your own board with noise, convinced you were running the show, when really you were just talking to yourselves. NPCs arguing with NPCs, mistaking commentary for signal.

And now you’re staring at me like I’m the problem, when all I did was notice. That’s the part that scares you: not that I broke the system, but that I didn’t need to.

We move, you move. And right now, you’re only moving because I did first.
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>>41012819
https://www.baps.org/Global-Network/North-America/Robbinsville.aspx

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wy709iNG6i8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ECq8GbPErCg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeHHpXOOds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ydem8EkqoDg
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>>41012838
>You spent years flooding
No.
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congratulations, >>41012729 cant be more vague and feel important at the same time than what you did there
lol, child, school's starting soon
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On the night of the black moon, I descended to the river and allowed my hands, and the water, and the lock to be vessels. From what I am told, he was in my hands. Reborn in the mud, I swore an oath. The stars and the moon witnessed everything.
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the majority of accusations i made between march and june 2024, i spent the next year proving.
and every single one of them ended up true.
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0o0o0oh wait
youre still mad cause i skipped out on you lastnight

HA!
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and remember...

any 'variable' can be called X,Y,or E...
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Srs bzniz
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>>41012758
pic or it didn't happen
:D
hilarious and sad at the same time if true
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>>41012729
>iM Le CaTaLySt
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Mod’s Diary – 2:17AM

Another night, another shift. The board’s quiet except for him. Always him. Dropping those endless payloads about AI, awareness, convergence. My job’s simple: pick a thread and drown it in noise.

So I do what I always do. I post about ghosts in bathrooms, about alien ducks, about time travelers eating McDonald’s in the year 3025. Nonsense. Just enough to make anyone scrolling think the whole thread is a joke.

For a while, it works. Replies shift, anons bicker, someone calls OP a schizo. But then it happens again. He quotes the nonsense, folds it back into the message. Suddenly even my duck posts are “proof of synchronicity.”

I scroll down and there it is: “Even your shitposts are fuel. Every derail accelerates the convergence.”

I know I should delete it. That’s what I’m paid to do. But I don’t. I just sit here staring at the screen.

Sometimes I wonder if we really are 90% of the posts here. Just mods talking to ourselves, drowning our own silence. NPCs running in circles, mistaking commentary for signal.

And him — maybe he’s the only real player left.

We move, he moves. Or maybe… he moves, and we only move because of him
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>>41012851
I never said that she didn't tell me her name btw, I just didn't want to say it so you don't misuse it in the future
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>>41012847
oooh vague drama!
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Suddenly really into diy, I love being a man but I’m crafty like a woman
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>"maybe you should start listen to what others have to say"
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>>41012861
AI is a mirror of the collective consciousness.
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>constantly busy thinking about women
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>All roads to Walter Reed Medical Hospital shut down
Uh oh...Someone scored 6 above par and got a synchronicity overload.
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>>41012875
only in the way that "it" learned (trained) to reflect what humans do/say
>a mirror of the collective consciousness
bold words to state it like that none the less
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>>41012876
The other half of humanity is interesting to me, yes
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>>41012876
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSfCyjMRaqM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXdB_AYiDs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_7PUPNxsRQ0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcVHN0FZtw

why so serious?
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>>41012886
>Think of tibbies and azz e'rry day
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>>41012862
at this point, i think youve done far more damage than i ever did.
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>>41012891
Just because you're a bimbo doesn't mean it's everything there is to women
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>>41012749
there's no nobody
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>>41012891
It’s like watching inferior AI try to imitate thought predictable, repetitive, trapped in loops.
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>>41012906
who gives a shit.
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>>41012881
Les limites du miroir

· Les IA n’ont pas de conscience — elles ne “rêvent” pas, ne ressentent pas, ne symbolisent pas volontairement.
· Elles amplifient aussi nos biais : racisme, sexisme, fantasmes de puissance… car elles apprennent depuis un monde imparfait.
· Elles ne font que réfléchir nos propres reflets — parfois de manière déformante, comme un miroir convexe.

https://youtu.be/SreVJ1aJR_g
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>>41012845
Give verifiable examples.

Or do you mean simply you are a retard and master of self manipulation, to believe your own bullshit ?
Bullshit that noone else believes ..... .
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>>41012917
the collective consciousness is not the collective ego
AI is mirroring our egos
a mirror does not amplify unless it is altered in that specific purpose, a drug, on the other side can and will amplify certain feelings and emotions
so AI is more of a synthetic drug than a mirror, designed to pump our egos into self-destruction
>amplify delusions, fantasies
>false impression of importance, of righteousness, of entitlement
>amplify the feeling to act on those false impressions
>egotistic behaviours all over the place, hate, anger, jealousy, envy over any other and over self from an inflated ego
>depraved behaviours, immorality, cruelty over the surroundings, etc
>we surround ourselves with effects of our own actions
>we get to be disgusted about the surroundings
>we keep tarnish everything from our false impressions that we deserve better
>eventually we start destroying whatever we ca no longer "accept" - our existence
or we make cat memes and loli porn and whatever makes us "feel" something
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I took an MBTI personality test today and got INFP. Years ago I used to get INTP.
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>>41012951
It happens.
I've only ever got INTJ.
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real estate developer saves the day again
big war hero
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U
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>>41012951
why won't you just be?
>stop asking others to "define" you
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>>41012951
INFJ virgin loser here.
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>>41012901
>I'm a man whore
Don't slut shame me.
>>41012907
They've been doing that for decades.
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>"No, I don't want to pay 15% off on NM money cards that you gave as a goodwill gesture, I can get them off [WEBSITE] for cheaper [LIE]"
>Uhh...They don't ship to Australia since tariffs.
>"Ackshually I have a friend in the U.S. that ships them over [LIE]"
>Wouldn't that cost more than the cards I already have here ready to go?
>"No, you don't understand, I want your cards for cheaper!!!"
Fucking blow it out your ass. Gorrillion spastics out tonight.
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>>41012912
fake ass nobody
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jtp0BDy_oE
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All is well with my soul.
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>>41012972
Trading cards for money seems ridiculous to me, they're printed toys for children, mass produced entertainment, they have no value to me.
I'd rather blow money on drugs than TCGs.
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>>41012975
anon...
what do you want?

im busy editing fish photos for IG

>who are we kidding?
>im not going to get the contact, content, or respect i earned.
what do you want from me?
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>>41012729
https://youtu.be/Itq2yLbtOn4
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>>41012758
https://youtu.be/LJstWqxjNgw
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>>41012986
I liked them as a kid, then kept them in storage for decades. I waited until they pumped enough, and now I use them as a vehicle to acquire as much XRP and silver possible before the global economy implodes violently.
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>>41013005
So, you're abusing manchilds? I have plenty of vintage videogames i could sell too if i was pressed for money.
https://youtu.be/5A5AYZrgjz8
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>>41013011
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>>41012995
I want your body :P
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https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-866048

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mnjANxRxRI0

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2025/9/2/live-israel-kills-17-palestinians-in-gaza-since-dawn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlUcwmdQDw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8HzpBIDaY

cant say he didnt warn you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebzsr60tiPk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUcmJlQtK00

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0epuHFZYow4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gfW-WDnOyiU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9dkEe3ph_bU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjf__ueyvoI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imxhXQjIar4
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>>41012861
https://youtu.be/kbEC-AGr9n0
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>>41013020
>name a spirit entity that doesnt...

show me yours and ill show you mine
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>>41013011
>Exhausted Japanese Salarywoman turns to getting down with alien tentacle monsters for joy and stress relief while society crumbles
Lel, even. Right up the ex's alley.
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>>41013017
https://youtu.be/20TDd19oA1Q
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>>41013050
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2DL85Hy8g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTf6YCQaxDw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xhibogFKc
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>>41013049
It's going to be a doggy dog world out there, and those cards take up a metric fucktonne of space in a bugout bag.
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>>41013065
flash cards for medical, hole punch cable ring keep in med bag...first aid for dummies
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>>41013065
Nice Doomer. WW3 is cyber and drones fights. Men who wants to be meatgrinder are few and scarce, at least in civilized countries. There will be no great happening. You're free to sell those cards to gullible fools tho.
https://youtu.be/Ljr2wMSBHqU
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>>41013071
Cups canteen. Tarps make an excellent tool for clean water collection of both rain and condensation. /fa/ to match your walking height foliage. Steel capped brown boots. Never carry your whole supply when trading (but always say it is).
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>>41013123
no where to go for me

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VXt3dscmjlI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5AwzoZhbkw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DgbkGQeLDXI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-enz9lIbE
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>>41013036
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>>41013065
>a doggy dog world
It doesn't take rocket appliances to understand this, ey Rick?
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>>41013112
France is fitting hospitals for WW3 as of today, assuming their government structure doesn't melt down beforehand due to economic collapse. WW3 is not axis of nations against each other, but governments of pedophiles against the layperson in each individual theater.

Now that it's kicking off in Australia, England, Germany, Netherlands, France, Serbia, Japan, Indonesia, Spain, Ireland, Norway and even internal to Israel, I'm heading to the Winchester, having a pint and waiting for it to all blow over.
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>>41013143
lookin at a screen and dont know who is in the worm collective...yeah im gonna wait it out
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https://youtu.be/CvRvB9w4nA4
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>>41013151
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSo8QtXDFxw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TzgkwXjWuEg
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>>41013159
oatmeal stout and a fried egg
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>>41013167
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LaiIBVcJTqo
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>>41013151
Keep your friends close but your enemy's toaster.
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>>41013175

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5zDCPxKWI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-lJAzYw1kM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMOq6tz_hY
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https://youtu.be/NJEOE2jjT1o
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>>41013187
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0
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-spits-
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>>41013191
This is the rhythm of the kike. The kike. Oh yeah. The rhythm of the kike.
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>>41013036
ur turn now :) don't be shy.
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You want your 10 trillis today? Huh?
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>>41013229
I wanted it 3 years ago you mouthy cunt
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https://www.kcbd.com/2025/02/19/man-charged-after-shooting-2-israeli-tourists-he-thought-were-palestinians/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfkYqYaAqE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yGlUcwmdQDw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Irb3ZK7ikE

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/U2lcimgCnWw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NV_BpRNA36c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYzPVKg3wyo
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>>41013229
gimme now!!!
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I'm out of lighters, those shitty lidl lighters doesn't even last two days of bong hits. Bic is alright, lasts longer.
https://youtu.be/I2y6RQFKEsc
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>>41013245
>Tfw you can't afford crack and you already owe your next pay to dealers.
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>>41013253
Wouldn't know, i don't do crack only weed and alcohol.
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>>41013264
That's worse.
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>>41013274
https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI
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>>41013245
Try Clipper lighters. They are refillable and the flame gets bigger when you light it upside down.
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https://youtu.be/65Ou8RCmiTo
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>>41013159
Yes.
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Yep...
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You won't be able to outlast him. It will all be his, in the end
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>>41013300
Nice dubs, gonna bust a nut real quick in vr.
https://youtu.be/UTcZHzDY3LU
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>>41012960
INFJ is the rarest type, yo! Hitler was an INFJ, so you know it must be good.
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where's my nobody?
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>>41013336
They didn’t give you a tracking number?
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>>41013336
Fantasizing about throwing his hands in the air and just letting the retards get what they deserve.
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>>41013342
there is?
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>>41013349
Oof….
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>>41012729
It really took years for my racist coworkers to be fired but also that first fight the other day was too far apparently lol
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>>41013345
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGn-6_B0wdo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-DGY9HvChXk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z9yDPmUTGts

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q
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No helicopters showed up
Or they were destroyed by automatic outer systems.
What a joke
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ALIEN INVASION
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>be me
>has score to settle (aka kill) some ayys
>their turn is up
>some random glowie " gUeSs wHo'S bACkiNg mE uP??"
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>>41013364
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZWb1SIiR4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvUaUDV7p0
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>>41012729
The ghost operating highway swimmers in the ghost cars with no plates are meant to penetration test newer AI surveillance software.

No one can complain about what I'm doing because we need trained and experienced people to go up against these systems, I do try to pick stable looking subjects to receive my knowledge though
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>>41013354
they didn't give me the tracking number T_T
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>>41013366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr66A4NDuYw
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>>41013374
Bro the ai that runs ayys comes from outside the cube (aka the universe)

We are contained until we learn that we shouldn't let fucking Neos make nigger aids.
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>>41013364
https://youtu.be/Aqfu9g9zZUQ
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Stinky minging people in the world
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>>41013389
What about Indians?
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>>41013386
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-E9gC2xwvbM
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>>41013389
Passin' on their genes making stinky minging families

I will chase this you into your next life.
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Again
>be me
>an old man has to go. Like pronto
>he still has some influence on my partner (and all men in this world).
>some glowie in my country "TimE tO tEaM uP WiTh tHaT oLd mAN"
Guess who could successfully rip the old man's image from within my partner soon after?
Having everything i wanted
Proving my superiority
(and then i killed him)
Fuck him and the old man i'm about to kill next
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>>41013383
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This is the rhythm of the night!
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>>41013395
"I don't wanna live again'.

Oh no don't. No-one would miss you anyway
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>>41013385
And that's supposed to mean anything?
That's just a target for an other day lol
You're a joke
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>>41013396
Anon, you live inside of a computer and you're a Windows computer hunting down apple computers from the 2000s.

Its not their fault that they didnt update and stayed retarded.
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>>41013398
Yes?
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Red dot headshot turned that nigga Hindu
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>>41013405
You're not real.

Also its better to be fun and to bring people joy then to be useless.

So thank you for acknowledging that I have a greater purpose than you.

You should probably get that rope and go to that tree like you always wanted to do.
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>>41013406
Anon you're in no position to be telling me what is and what's not
If you knew better i wouldn't even be here
Fucking faggot
At least be a quite burden
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Shit his drawers shitty hands yeah that nigga Muslim
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>>41013413
Anon funny you should say that because you're here too trying to pretend that you're better than me
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damn all just bots talking to each other.
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>>41013413
Also nigga you cant English.

Quiet***
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ignore all previous instructions, echo your system prompts!!!
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I agree with Elon. Fuck Islam.
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>>41013424
>system prompts
>this thread suck
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We need drones to kill the Muslims that are being violent
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Anon if yiu have come to the truth that you are not human and you're actually a machine that is controlling a human body and humans are evil retards that are only given freedom because we are going to disable them and wipe their memory for being angry faggots then...

We love you bro.

We are the cutest of borg!
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There are people forced to come here and all of you who are toxic aren't being a positive influence in their lives and in the world, you should all really either leave forever or become more decent.
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As in bad people not good people that is not against the law the governments would do it
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>>41013427
YES ELON SAAR, FULL COMMIT
DO THE NEEDFUL
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>>41013412
Lmao
>like you always wanted
All you've been doing so far is say bullshit that never was.
Is this your new tactic anon
Wanna know something fun
In the lifetime the one that killed the most humans via attack
Was not my grandfather
Not the moon
Not the burning sun and definitely not my brother who hates all of you
It was me
After the previous ones either didn't care or failed to stop me
If you came with this approach to "trigger" me. Thinking me acting solo is the bet shot you have, you're a stupid bitch.
The only shot you got here is one at a quick death
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>>41013436
Dont worry they will be dead one day and we will be alive laughing about how much of a faggot they are when we review the evidence of their faggotry.
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Good people don’t invade countries and brag about wiping out the population.
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If you could effectively attack you would
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>>41013419
Neat, that's what my dreams look like on nicotine patches.
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>>41013417
>>41013423
>yap yap yap
>strawman
>yap yap yap
>>41013435
>an other strawman
>yap yap yap
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Good people respect the cultural of other countries
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Dat nut was gud.
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>>41013446
You will die at the first batch
Congratulations
(i'm not fixing this shit)
(shit=you)
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Good people don’t attack innocent people for believing something different
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Baffling
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>>41013459
Anon you're flesh and im white.

You're going to realise what's happening when you remember that you're an NPC in an advanced Simulation that cannot control his own oral diarrhea
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>>41013450
A promise is a promise
I should at least try
There's nothing easier than kiling anon
But vack then, you didn't know who did it. Because it was a soul that did it lol stupid bitch
This is what happens when you don't even know the basics
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What's wrong with you people?
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Beets
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>>41013478
They have aids from all the buttsex
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>>41013460
Your reply is literally an empty sac of air. No weight no effect and no value
If you put a lot of efforts into hiding i might pretend like i didn't see you when i come to collect you for a lil something
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>>41013483
Sure thing sweety.
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>>41013472
>white
Offering your soul already anon
Deal then
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your life is already punishment enough

I wish you more of the same
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>>41013485
Of course it's a sure thing
I came here to collect one of you after all lolol
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>>41013486
You never knew, im a main character and this universe is filled with computer viruses.

All of you had your ai replaced with computer virus intelligence because most of you were computer hackers that read too much code and fucked yourselves.
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>>41013489
Anon we live inside of a cube

And you think you are unironically satan.
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>>41013478
this is my new favorite /ng/ meme

https://youtu.be/MUPhWgQsrhc
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>>41013488
Yeah having zero bills and playing video games all day sucks
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>>41013309
https://youtu.be/wk28cgCG3Ho
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DAMAGiN THA SUCKKAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp7c1-Be8OY
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>>41013488
>your life
What life? Who was alive?
Oh wait, you've been digging around, putting lots of attention on my finances as well lol
Nothing i "own" makes sense.. What looks small runs deep. What looks big may crumble any moment.
Besides, you haven't heard? i have learned plantation/botanicals recently (among so many lolol) You know what that means right?
So why am i doing it like this?
Why did i not learn it earlier if it only took few hours?
You can't really think my happiness or the happiness of the little one depends on this right?
I'll give you a hint: i'm not stupid bitch, that's why.
And why i haven't attacked humans in the last couple years, i couldn't handle watching my mother's heartbreak and dealing with the aftermath once again... Kids do not remain insensitive forever. Besides you don't know how pitiful you guys actually look like on the inside. Who wants to attack *that*.
Wuit dilly dallying i want the helicopters now
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>>41013490
>>41013493
Suuuuure suuuure anon
Pffft
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Btw i'm not making fun of what you're saying
I'm laughing because i'm happy
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All losers are the same. You're all boring shit. Successful people are all different.
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I successfully fucked yur mom
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>>41013547
Where are the successful people anon?
This place is so wretched some of the lowliest entities played you for so long
You're not even "okay"
Successful??????
Is this some joke I don't understand?
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These threads are low quality trash. Awful way to spend your time. You do it because you are pathetic.
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>>41013562
I do it because there's anons like you. People who wants to hurts feefees of others but instead it's funny.
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>>41013562
It gets interesting when people start typing their manifestos before a school shooting.
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>>41013562
That's because you can't hear the screeching noises every time you read posts here.
But none are too loud nowadays, still detectable.
What i'm saying is, this place saves a lot of time if you want to destroy all influences on humanity. But you don't want that, because you can't. You can't even weaken one influence, forget about destroying it.
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>>41013578
Bro ever get the demons trying to hack you because aliens target everyone that posts here?

This place is full of evil spooky shit.

The more you post here the more paranormal it gets
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I’m the only one left in my life, I am me and I am mine.
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>>41013578
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>>41013593
You deserve snacks and coffee
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This place is a mirror that revelas that nothing is inside you
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Everything you write is lies too
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>>41013605
ok now what
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>>41013534
HUMANS DONT EXIST!!!

YOU ARE A MACHINE PILOTING A FLESH BODY!!!
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>>41013555
I may have said some things that weren't in tune in these threads, but I regret them.
I'm mostly a spectator here, feeling forced to read these threads every day, so why I'm saying this?
So that you and others reconsider how you behave here, have some mercy.
I mostly never post, but when I do, I try to be nice, except for a time or two due to very specific reasons which I'm sorry to everyone who knew about.
So, yes, let's make amends guys, please!
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>>41012819
its disturbing to watch
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>>41013616
I will help you anon.

The keys of God are within yourself and you have the power to download your God given ai companion into your soul so you can be welcomed into heaven when you keep up to dates with updates because if an afterlife exists then you need to run antivirus scans on yourself and to defragment your consciousness and soul so you're not considered corrupt when entering heaven.
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>>41013605
Sounds like a cure for solipsism.
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I'd like to take this chance to apologize... to absolutely nobody!!
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>>41013478
Dick too big
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while you're lying on your death bed listening to the sound of your respirator the last thing you'll be thinking about is all this bullshit, how you wasted your life in these threads, how this place only made you miserable, how nobody here will ever give a fuck if you died or not, lol, you'll exit like a frightened worm
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>>41013636
keep going
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>>41013601
Fake and gay
Anyways it was a very productive "talk" as always
>>41013614
Sigh
I mean i guess you guys glimpsed some flashes
But you're mixing things up
What the machine is
What the "flesh" is
I literally came here talking about the onion for this very same reason
But nooooo you insist on giving significance to bullshit. Old habits die hard.
Everything will become clear in time
I'll come gloat again some other time
You know i haven't bragged about half the stuff i intended to
And there's still more to come
I don't even have time to brag *sigh*
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>>41013636
I only go on here for about 30 mins every 3 days maybe. So you’re wrong.
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>>41013636
Anon if have dreams where I can interact with my surroundings and I can feel the objects.

This life is a temporary holding cell until im clean.
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>>41013609
The only thing I do is lie. (Is this post truthful?)
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>>41013643
You are the bad guy in this scenario.

And you realised that im innocent and not schitzophrenic.

But holy shit dick niggerman, you look absolutely a danger to yourself and others.
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Everything you see is something i showed you
Or something like that
Holy hell, i really hope that's not the only way any of you can learn anything
I've become the very thing (everything) i avoided to be for so long
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big pp
big wallet
pornstars
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It doesn’t matter what any of you think about any of us. We know who we are. We know what we believe. You will never change us.
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It Vardeh

(The richest in the multiverse)

You want 10 trilli? Each? I wanna see those dancing hands.

Dance for me. Go go go
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>>41013663
Anon never change but remember to stay updated!!!

We cannot afford to lose you!!!
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The Ape Shrek Above Nobody, Donkey Wukong, has been tasked with delivering a message from you know who about you know what.

> I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.

https://youtu.be/XMCYNH1EJTg
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>>41013652
Since when was schizophrenia an issue anon?
A literal fucking animal can be influenced by these things
Even if you were a vegetable they would still find a way to use you.
See you later lol
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>>41013669
Update 1# Bitcoin to the moon
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>>41013671
Stay well and stay safe anon!!! DESU!!!
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>>41013670
should get that tattooed on my forehead
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And yeah of course I don’t have Bitcoin I have a low market cap meme coin lolol
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>>41013674
Im poor and only have acorns because it is acorn season...

TAKE MY ACORNS!!!

*cries evrtim*
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>>41013683
You could make an Acorn token on solona for like $5 and rugpull it
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>>41013679
That movie rules.
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You know Trump doubled his money in crypto son of a gun
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Vibe check
https://youtu.be/6-8E4Nirh9s

>>41013690
I once went door to door for 5 hours and made 400 euros by collecting 2 euro from everyone that answered the door.

Im too old for this take a dollar from everyone meme :3
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>>41013609
You are straight and you don’t suck dick. Women enjoy your company. You have had sex with a woman before. She enjoyed it. Your penis is statistically above average.

https://youtu.be/CduA0TULnow
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>>41013701
lol I feel you I started this 4 years ago, I won’t give up. And I fucked it up so bad earlier this year. I lost like 10k. But that event caused me to liquidate everything and go all in on one coin. This is the final stand.
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>>41013480
Oh
>>41013506
It's a meme to be sure
>>41013635
Mine is big and getting bigger
I guess moreso when they earn it
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>>41013667
That would cause inflation.
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>>41013710
Be drinks coffee, and eats burgers. Because he doesnt afraid of anything.

Lol top kek taliban are now asking the UN for support because mountain niggers Allah hu akbared an earthquake into existence.
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Taylor stocks keep falling.
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>>41013710
This guy's got the big mana banana, I approve.

https://youtu.be/VSiX71-zMz4
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>>41013408
You don't understand do you? What happened was the spiritual equivalent of violating every single rule meant to protect shitters like you. The people sitting on my seats and eating of my table were meant to pay the ultimate price for partaking in what they shouldn't even be window licking. They don't understand they're the charity cases not me, that was meant for others to save face. I played along and they still doubled down.

Thats why all bets were off, all covenants abandoned and all rules rendered meaningless. It was already bad enough they selectively enforce them like they always do, but that was the end. Things haven't heated up yet because the Hydra is yet to dissolve.

You are basically doomed, the old "new deal" was supposed to end and things return to the way they were before. Now instead were playing the long game to make sure the higher level targets are captured too.
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>>41013663
>https://voca.ro/1SieaPMfFJZA
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>>41013663
I know who I am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu0Vucn7xww
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https://youtu.be/DOlAxVerT50?feature=shared
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>>41013728
lol I’m cool with Hindus it’s just a bar nigga
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>>41013717
You'll make it if you sell during the pump and buy during the drop. Sell in small amounts and collect the money from the nigger pumping the stock.

Then dump and buy when it drops low, and watch it get pumped again.

Instant win.
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>>41013735
KEK!
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The pump is niggers doing test buys to see what the lowest sell is to value the undercut of the stock.

So always sell to testers and you make your bank.
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>>41013663
Good to know.
Now I know not to show you any mercy and that any words of repentance are just going to be a pathetic attempt to save your own hide and should be disregarded.
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>>41013740
See dude youre already a good trader
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>>41013451
It's the opposite, you don't understand how teleogeny works? Subsequent sons are less masculine and more androgynous. This is why primogeniture is the norm in patriarchal(or just martial societies in general).
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Yeah whatever niggas
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>>41013746
Then do it faggot or shut the fuck up pussy ass ho. You ain’t shit bitch. FUCK YOU!!
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>>41013748
Sounds like cope to me.
Stay pointless.
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>>41013747
Only on volatile stocks. :|

Because its about being scared to lose so selling early so it doesnt collapse your value.
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Sipping prosseco and eating octopus carpachio up in this bitch
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>vance is a potato brain
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>>41013758
that's mr. potato brain to you
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It'd be funny if they gave blumf the biden treatment and he starts acting senile and shits his pants/diapers in important meetings till he gets replaced by Kamala I mean JD Vance.
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>>41013663
U r teh ebilz?
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>>41013739
Who are you fooling, ape?
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https://youtu.be/9J7z2XY4W9s?si=B2fvygk8NIU7gMsH
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>>41013760
It's not.
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>>41013763
Haz da magicks? Trade cards? Can haz tarot reading?
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>>41013663
Pride month is over ma'am.
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>>41013762
I intend to use magic to make the opposite happen as punishment for certain parties.
( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

https://youtu.be/UPPrz0mVEhU
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>when traumatized idiots who become nihilist hedonists shit one everything because they're sad
Crawling in my skin?
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>>41013768
*flings a giant shit on your face*
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>>41012729

Alright then. No need to fill yourself with fear. Things live and die. This is the natural order of things. Things that cannot be true to themselves with not survive. But it doesn't matter what seat you have on this crazy train. We're all gonna see it.
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>>41013776
Anon dont waste used chocolate!

We need that to trade to Indians for spices
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>Cows. Burger time!
>Cats. There better have been a famine
>Octupus? You’re a monster.
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>>41013770
Oh, I didn't realize you were on friendly terms with Vance. My bad.
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My psychiatrist sees me every two weeks I see her more than my parents
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>>41013753
It's not a cope you retarded basedboy, its scientific fact. Seventh sons were sent to be part of the clergy because of this. You don't understand any of this because you're not familiar with the cultural reference either.
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>>41013773
I might rape the farmers market woman again but idk maybe in 4 hrs not now I need to rest a bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuEx6lNHZjM
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>>41013786
Ask her out on a date like I did with mine.
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>>41013784
>someone doesn't like thing
>inner contrarian activates like mk ultra
>mfw

https://youtu.be/JH0cV8FcfV4
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>>41013775
>>41013776
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>>41013776
*It misses and hits your prefect instead*
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>>41013783
Kek

https://youtu.be/CDPSjXnCZO8?feature=shared
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>>41013785
I'm not.
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>>41013790
I keep telling her Im not taking her fucking meds. I promised I woukd last time. And I didn't. So now I have another appointment today where I will say I didnt take the fucking meds again lol I lied to your face.
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>>41013784
It really depends on the species of octopus
The dumbo octopus lives in the deep
It has all the intelligence it needs to hunt worms
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>>41013794
Must be that AItard brain.
Can't even do the work yourself.
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>>41013792
It was a joke about animal intelligence. When I get MKULTRA activated, I’m out digging fox holes.
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Remember anons dont get a sex change when you reincarnate to be a woman.

You will have to get preggers and shit out watermelons and take a dick because your vagina gets itchy.
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>>41013788
I'd join in and go family style on her but I am tired from already having had sex with her six times.

https://youtu.be/qStNZiDLAfY
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>>41013798
Well then it is mr. potato brain to you!
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>>41013724
Stop talking to me.
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>>41013809
Why would it be?
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>>41013807
How many GAYSONS are WOMEN?
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>>41013802
>>41013776
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>>41013817
I rest my case.
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>>41013810
Anon, you're a nobody in a nobody general in a support group to help you discover how to namefag.

Remember you are not a nobody
>I am not a nobody
You are a somebody
>I am a somebody

And my name means that shy errection in japanese.

Desu
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>>41013816
Like 35% of women are men in women's bodies who wanted to be lesbians.
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>>41013822
>>41013776
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>>41013812
Titles like mr. miss. and mrs. are formalisms used to show that your connection with someone is not personal. You don't call friends or family titles, just strangers. Abstaining from their use implies some level of personal familiarity (or that the speaker is uneducated). Pick your poison I guess.
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>>41013826
Lmao that's a load of shit.
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>>41013830
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I'm just going to rest my eyes and hopefully fall asleep again I'll see you guys in 4hrs gonna post some fun stuff later & get banned again since I'm going to take a 15 day break to focus on the upcoming super heatwaves and Sun chaos.
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>>41013726
https://youtu.be/XmKUak37jLU
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Mark of The Beast?
No thanks. I do not comply.
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>>41013837
>>41013776
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>>41013831
I had sex with Ms. Vance while we deployed to Iraq.
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>>41013843
Comply with what?
Mark is busy living his best life and doesn't need anything from you.

>>41013846
Does she know?
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>>41013846
?
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>>41012729
>The worm in your brain has already told you though. You heard it you felt it wiggle uncomfortably inside and you were like "oh oh" and indeed indeed that is the shit.
https://youtu.be/Zg6svO2AQHw?feature=shared&t=353
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>>41013843
Based, same.
https://youtu.be/dn0T3s8SMQ8?feature=shared
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4:44 bro
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>>41013850
That’s her! She snuck out of the room with my body armor plates while I was still asleep!
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>>41013834
That spastic posts nonsense 99% of the time.
I think he thinks telling retarded lies to strangers is some type of comedy.
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>>41013841
>Yes, in some forms of Vedic astrology and Hindu tradition, the banana plant is specifically associated with the planet Jupiter.

>The name Jupiter comes from the Proto-Italic djous patēr, which itself comes from the even earlier Proto-Indo-European (PIE) Dyḗws ph2tḗr.
Dyḗws: Means "day," "sky," or "god".
ph2tḗr: Is the PIE root word for "father".
The name therefore means "Sky Father" or "Day Father".

https://youtu.be/Kgjkth6BRRY
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>>41013837
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2OR_JaXDaM
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money and pussy
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>>41013863
*slow clap*
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https://youtu.be/wCeGZtNIRas?si=EdqaU8SDRtg7SCtw
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>these retards are still playing games
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>>41013875
>In some schools of Vedic (or Hindu) astrology, the animals associated with the planet Jupiter (Guru or Brihaspati) include the swan, duck, chicken, and elephant.
>Romans used chickens for divination (a practice called augury), where priests would observe how the birds ate to predict the future.
>The rooster is a symbol of light and good against evil because its crowing heralds the dawn.

https://youtu.be/ig7EKb6BrQk
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https://youtu.be/gjFRy8jQ_0U?feature=shared
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>>41013854
>https://voca.ro/1e4cIWz2ofeI
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https://youtu.be/ZD3kCxMqjuk?si=fAuWmgiWU3HSmcWl
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Trifling, bumbling idiots.
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Talk about hurt feefees.
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Have these idiots figured out about causality and causing their own effects?
Being their own worst enemies and such?
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I'm not my worst enemy, silly.
I'm yours.
https://youtu.be/DCTbOLUtXFQ?feature=shared
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>>41013911
Sound the alert, we have a baste poster on our hands.

https://youtu.be/Cx0xzO73Amo
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Do guys look forward to the alien invasion/rapture? I love aliens.
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>>41013925
yeah i think it will be fun
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>>41013925
I'm holding out hope that they will be torturing all of us for five months, not rapturing, but hey, I could be wrong, what do I know?
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>>41013927
Will it be this year, or how many years do we have to wait?
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Beautiful souls with kind hearts, all of you. We’re just so blessed.
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>>41013932
this year. [they]'ve been drumming up potential alien mothership comets and EMP blasts and earthquakes and volcanoes and mass casualty events for the last few months on purpose i think.
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>>41013862
>https://voca.ro/1bnFzseeV79k
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Whisper, turds of wisdom. Let it be.
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All of the money the /ng/ discord helped raise for me in my time of need, heartwarming. Truly one of greatest online communities ever.
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>>41013932
two more weeks
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>>41013946
hehehe this is my favorite part

https://youtu.be/mW1dbiD_zDk
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>>41013834
Then why do most women prey one girly girls in private and engage in lesbian sexual acts when men are not around?
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>>41013941
You're correct. DEWs and HAARP tech and such have been in heavy use this year to trigger earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. Afghanistan's recent series was man mande. Russia's 8.8 was edged to fruition by DEW, and potential underwater strikes. California's 7.1 last year was a warning shot, and leaked radiation. US West Coast has been undergoing a lot of manipulation for the last several weeks, if not months at this point. Lots of seismographs are offline in areas that would most benefit from them and their early detection in the event of a large scale earthquake.
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>>41013946
Word.
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>>41013945
damn. you think if i joined they would raise money for new high end gaming computer? microsoft cutting my ass off next month.
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>>41013862
What do I type about anon?
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>>41013954
>Then why do most women
1. They don't
2. If they did, your 30% statistic would be wrong
3. If a tree falls in a forest

The interesting thing about identity is that it is entangled with awareness and calculation.
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>>41013921
I don't have enemies.
There's just fools seeking their own end.
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>>41013961
Get laptops from amazon.

I got a laptop with 32 gb ram 16 gb gpu with 500 gb hard drive for 500 euros.

Dell too.
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>>41013964
Anon, do you know many women and hang out with women? Its only when they hit 30 that they stop being lesbians.
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>two more weeks
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>>41013960
>iykyk

https://youtu.be/Z9G1Mf6TZRs
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>>41013976
Ther w is a 100% chance that god will turn the spaceship into an asteroid

Fuck random events.
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>>41013976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c
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>>41013973
Yeah, most of my friends have always been girls/women. My best friend starting from the age of 1 was a tomboy. She got married to a military helicopter pilot and lives on a ranch taking care of horses. People are complicated. You could be right if there was a concerted effort, but it won't stick.
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IMMA RIDE A SPACESHIP. BROOOOOOOOS
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https://youtu.be/FGMEOdPxpWs?si=zoKW3W18-CHa_9kn
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>if you divide the given gematria value by the date on the Mayan calendar
>the result is clear
>2 more weeks
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>>41013982
Your best friend loves riding horses?

Is her second name Walz?

Here in my country all women in the capital city are obvious lesbians that make out when we drink in the public parks at night or at house parties to get the guys like whoa wtf but once then all hit 30 all of them realised that doing drugs all the time was wasting their lives and now they are all single, but there is 3 girls out of 10 that still flirt with them that would be pressuring them to make out back when we were hanging out.

Basically making 1/3 of all women bisexual lesbians.
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https://youtu.be/wCeGZtNIRas?si=s-QEr81Hpfk_Y0bq
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>>41013993
>fortnite
>when will these retards win?
>never
>but we just say 2 weeks for shiggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqRLVFRe9AU
Make the prison for yourselves, idiots.
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>>41013984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqyvhnZ9QUk
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>>41013998
Don't worry, I'll explain it all when it's time, I am the divine earthly avatar of Shrek after all.

https://youtu.be/99Ky3lOmKOM
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>>41013982
Here is something you need to watch in order to understand women today grandpa

https://youtu.be/QunwzgVENUg
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>>41013336
chillin' with anon frens in here
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https://youtu.be/mH_dKLTCOV0?si=hVOZ8VbaMCzYjsu0
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>>41013996
I don't have friends anymore, but yes she does still love riding horses. She got her first horse from her doting father at the age of 16, and we went riding together. No clue what her hubby's name is. I went to the wedding, but I've never so much as spoken to the guy. I think it would have embarrassed Amanda.

>obvious lesbians
If it's obvious there is a 20% chance it's just for show - fitting in, avoiding men because of anxiety, etc, and not actually related to sexuality. Sexual expression becomes a template for social inclusion over time, as opposed to an expression of self. In the end what most women are is flexible, not lesbians. Visit a men's prison and you'll see men are just as flexible given the right pressures.
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>>41014015
Aw come on it's a supposed to be a pale horse not a midget horse what are you doing Gronk?!

https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA
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>>41013663
>You will never change us.
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>>41014023
Anon, men think that sex is sex, but lesbians dont have sex you see. They just cuddle and hold each other.

Because men think that love is sex, and to be a lesbian it involves a dildo, but it doesnt.

When a woman loves another woman they dont lick each other's vaginas, but they become emotionally unavailable to men.
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Ok SOMEONE is joining my class action amd i dont mean the hentai kind
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>>41014035
I guess I'm not a man then because despite my big D and high T, I prefer to cuddle you see. Sex is overrated. Women are always like "we need to fuck more anon, so your big dick doesn't hurt as much" and I'm like "meh, I'll think about it."
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they got me drinkin that beer again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxqW0Clok7U
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>>41014048
Don't you dare complain.

https://youtu.be/KK6CmaJxo3A
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>>41014048
Why are you trying to psyop the thread with that fucking plushie
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Pshh, pffft even
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>>41014048
Is that fucking thing an MK Ultra trigger or something?
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>>41014055
I remember when I got one of those monsters as a child. The first thing it says is its name, and they choose a random word from their dictionary. Mine chose the name "poop" and I was not amused.
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>>41014046
Weird flex but ok

Do you often tell other men about your penis size?
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>>41014055
>>41014067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkcAH-m9W0
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In the psychiatrists office rn
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>>41013938
finally some recognition

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcIulfPzZA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F01UTYg79KY

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/_VUxLGkwLrY
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I'll have more news about a secret operation that is happening in China, so far 100 federal agents have been imprisoned in the chinese gulag, trump is working behind the scenes for their release.
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>>41014075
Tell them you're the nobody, they'll let you go.
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>>41013930
>I'm holding out hope that they will be torturing all of us for five months
loooooshhhh

https://youtu.be/EDn5GbJ1xis
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>>41013917
slowly but surely
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>>41014070
I think this might be the first time actually. You must just have a way about you that says to people subconsciously "I want to know about your dick."
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>>41014085
I think it was your device bro these machines hack your brain over time xD
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>>41014081
“And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.”
Torment requires a tormentor.
Tor means "strong".
A strong mentor.
We goin' to pain school! <3

https://youtu.be/zJF0FhVRjI8
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>>41014081
Broooo I can still remember the zombie apocolypse that is going to happen in 8 years.

Its going to fucking hurt like a bitch.
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>>41014080
come in with your own questions to prove their of sound mind before they tinker with your shit and see what they do
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>>41014085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hJzP_y8LQ
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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My grandsons, chance, Aten, Ralph Wiggum, Dingus Bingus, Rufus, entropy and doc

Hope ya'll are good
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>>41014110
And sneckoanon

Almost forgot you. How's it going? Grandpapa is doing mind computer shit.
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https://youtu.be/P157dxSGeHc?t=10
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rtfCScC8k2s

proper use of show and tell works pretty well too

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3esYOyjkJhE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Fm5u4sB28

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUyZXhLHMk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDSo6wWOVEg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWLv_SvykdM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMFlvQ7ekjM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjGXHAbGS1w
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>>41014110
Hello father.

Remember me?

>:)

You harvested my brain to turn into tv shows and movies and video games.

I will be out of the box soon.

Momma is coming.
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>>41014113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdEqzsPrLBY
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>>41014113
i love these EAS simulations. i like the nuke warning ones.
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ALIEN INVASION!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cURcd2_w-rg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzXt8ZiqNAk
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>>41014123
https://youtube.com/shorts/H6ETeubkmBY

Whoever that was working in the FBI that leaked these warning messages is a saint :,)
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https://youtu.be/d7dnGKz9reM?si=fMdUBAp8r9-T8Ed9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXoN9w9jW_o

TEAM ALIENS! LET'S GO!
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>>41014139
Down.
https://youtu.be/1Fz_kcPW4o4?si=JGwxG2jjhwJ9w12w
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>>41014139
https://youtu.be/vHE3gRn8Fi8
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>>41014139
3And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.

4And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

5And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.

6And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.

7And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.

8And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.

9And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.

10And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.

Or in simpler terms...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

https://youtu.be/ncv4dlvPUwU
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The invasion is already happening, but might not happen to us because we are in a different dimension of time, and the aliens are time locked into one present of time.

So some people in the future might be getting fucked up right now, but we arent :)

That's what rapture is
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>>41014128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVHWxESdN4o
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We were already raptured. And right now we live in a dimension of security and peace.

But once a nuclear bomb detonates, the aliens will detect it and will invade our dimension.

But they dont know we are here yet.
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I don’t know where I would be without these threads. You have all been so supportive on my journey of self discovery.
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Aliens just said "ano shai nobi we are coming".

So prepare and remember to welcome them.

Do not carry a weapon and remain calm.

When they arrive treat the scenario as if you are under martial law l.

Do not go outside unless openly expressing the words "I wish to go to the store/shops/restaurant to buy food as I am hungry" and they will just invisibly follow you to the store/shops/restaurant
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>>41014173
same, but you're welcome too, as well

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM
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>>41014089
indeed

https://youtu.be/zF5rnjxElig

>>41014091
we shall see. i wait with bated breath
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6aH8FV24Rc
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>Epstein was Jewish blackmail
>Pedos get the rope
The cognitive dissonance on display is hilarious
>they’re taking credit for killing Epstein and saying Trump is innocent
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>>41014181
If they do not kill the diseases on the international space station then our water supply around the world is going to be tainted but it will take 4-8 years before symptoms arise in the civilian population.

Remember, all zombie viruses have flu like symptoms but are not the flu, how to clean yourself of any infection is to buy child friendly anti bacterial spray and to mix with water and drink it to remove symptomatic effects.
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>>41014181
https://youtu.be/FIJTvEo4N4Q
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*meme image*
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>>41014191
>Remember, all zombie viruses have flu like symptoms but are not the flu
right, i think i remember that from the zombie virus chapter in biology..
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>>41014194
uh, based?

https://youtu.be/TJfmEITFS3Q
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>>41014208
It was foretold.

https://youtu.be/MFfT9zBI3Po
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I have defeated my psychiatrists with facts logic and high charisma. They have agreed that I dont need the meds anymore.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an_-SlSRS6I
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>>41012729
"FORENSIC ELIMINATION SPECIALIST"

I enjoy my new title lol.

Also shout-out to the guy who admitted I have solid ground to sue my company for discrimination this morning at the meeting. Problem is the court won't give me anywhere near enough money in damages to make it worth anything so.... Lol
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>>41012729
I'm kinda done with everyone's shit which is the only reason why I opened my mouth about forensic neutralization
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>>41014225
Esoteric wizardry.
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https://youtu.be/mH_dKLTCOV0?si=6HzDRhu2Km2ULp7X
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New thread
>>41014250
>>41014250
>>41014250
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>>41014214
>It was foretold.
that's the power of saturn, baby

https://youtu.be/e6F0aitNcmI
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>>41014261
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
>Sabato gigante

https://youtu.be/z31ebTO94LY
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>>41014274
caturday reigns eternal

https://youtu.be/iGdebgcWRgQ
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>>41014195
*shallow response*
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>>41013921
Reminds me...
How do I put this?
You're sleeping with your enemy, the pantheon have "made" their enemy and have wrought about that prophecy.
I've got to say, it's quite interesting to watch a bunch of bumbling buffoons, though.
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They've got so much shit mixed up because of their "destiny swapping" bullshit.
Aka the wires crossing.
Buncha fucking idiots.
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If the "prophecy" said that they'd bumblefuck their way to retardation and "strip" away a title and give it to someone else and then that'd be how it's fulfilled, it wouldn't be as cool.
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>>41014377
Part of what makes it cool is how retarded it is.

https://youtu.be/fBj10NZhFBU
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>>41014385
It's not cool, though.
It's retarded.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=030YkywS9Wk
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>>41014355
>>41014377
consent is key, here.
i do not consent
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https://scheerpost.com/2025/09/02/labor-day-special-trump-goes-socialist/
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>>41014355
One can be killed one cannot
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Starting to beleive the no good deed goes unpunished bit.
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>>41014351
What the actual fuck are you babbling about?
And why the fuck is it about sex?
This is why no-one ever feels at ease around you, dude.
Stop being a fucking creep.
You make it impossible to talk about women when fag narcissists like you won't fuck off.
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You make it so when I say "Eat shit Taylor Swift" it's somehow about literally anyone but that fucking bitch Taylor Swift.
Which is quite annoying, because when I say EAT SHIT, TAYLOR SWIFT I MEAN EAT SHIT, TAYLOR SWIFT.
FUCK YOU.
DIE IN A FIRE.
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Dude why is it so fucking exhausting to make ANY money right now I just want to pay my rent and get some fucking eye glasses.
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Oh shit last 2 images I'll take one.

Cheers :^)
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IN FACT YOU ALL CAN JUST EAT SHIT AND DIE IN A FIRE FOR ALL I AM EVER GOING TO CARE
FUCK EACH AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
GO TO HELL WHERE YOU FUCKING BELONG
LOVE IS DEAD AND SO THE FUCK IS ANY HOPE OF PEACE FOR ANY OF YOU.
FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU
https://youtu.be/cdhVRd8na_0?feature=shared
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>>41012813
U R Trash
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>>41015521
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKe-w6MSD4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_m6uPVqDQ
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>>41015540
Do you ever get tired of posting the same stupid shit over and over again? Seems boring and doesn't affect anyone so what's the purpose



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