How did you become a satanist?
Ate the fruit from the forbidden tree
>>41015751Well first you have to be homosexual.
>>41015797Unironically.
A bunch of bad shit happened to me and I thought "fuck it, why not be evil?"
>>41015813You are just larping. Real satanists see themselves as good and YHWH as evil.
>>41015751i was raped my dad and his friends, so i said fuck tha rules
>>41015831Diabolism is a thing
>>41015813> A bunch of bad shit happened to me> Mommy restricted anon’s screen time
>>41015845For larping teenagers (and mental teenagers)
>>41015751I had to be a Christian first. Because that's the context in which Satanism exists. Satanists are just angry Christians. But seriously though, how do Satanists who were never Christian even become Satanist (theistic or non-theistic)? Was it just for the edgelord esthetics? The fedora tipping?
>>41015751jack off to pixels for a decade
>>41015861Feels so good to be a mental teenager.
>>41015751Incel for life, I can only fuck paying because autism. Now I have plenty of money, but dont want to fuck girls anymore. I prefer to fuck spirits.
>>41015917Based
>>41015751Brief teenage phase
>>41015979Based on what? Repressed homosexuality and impotence?
>>41015751cringemaxx
>>41015751I didn’t, because Christ is King.
>>41015751I'm not a satanist I'm a luciferian I despise Satan/yaweh/Adonai.
>>41015751Not a satanist, but I did meet him. I relate to him more for sure.
Because I would love to be ridden by her
>>41016532What I don't like about these sorts of Cucktholic faggots is that they give a worldly title like king to a Jew or his father.Being a king means your own people can overthrow you and cut off your head.
>>41016232Cringe
>>41015751It was the quest for knowledge and being libertine. Then it was finding out that I Am God. So Are You btw. God and “Satan” are the same thing sort of.
I made my eyebrows pointy
>>41015797Most abrahamic men are closet homosexuals
