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>>41016351first
>>41016351TY, OP.
thread reminder that nothing ever happens
>>41016378It’s happening though
just got this as the random ad on top, feels synchronistic
Random thought but what has CERN been up to?
>>41016351So it comes from the same place as the wow signal, correct?
>>41016445Same general area of space, yes.
Just found out I’m having a boy schizo bros.
>>41016523congratulations
I hope it hits earth, if we all collectively say it’s gonna hit earth, it’ll hit earth.
>>41016523Name him Dobsonian
>>41016535I guess you would be really happy if not only that happened, but it hit directly in your home when you were inside.
>>41016523congrats
Is this the only consistent thread about this on the entire internet? We need to get the most schizo minds in here from all over.
>>41016523Congrats and this >>41016544
>>41016523Name him 3I/Atlas in honor of his future alien overlords.
>>41016351
>>41016582Seriously considering atlas for a middle name. Anybody got any space related suggestions?
>>41016351Is this related, or am I schizophrenic? Perhaps both.
>>41016651a lot of space names (like Atlas) come from old mythology - are there any stories or characters you're particularly interested in or would like your son to draw inspiration from?
So, did this thing really change trajectory, or was that made up nonsense?
>>41016689Yeah but I can’t name him Adolf
>>41016701why not just name him 'Pol' then? both as in the despot and probably your favorite board(sorry kid)
Oh boy.........it's looking even more like aliens. Check this pic out.....
>>41016662It's not a comet and its red not blue.
>>41016523SLINGING DICK LIKE A FUCKING SAVAGE.
>>41016523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEZoWIsie1o
>>41016689Galileo
>>41016523Congrats. Digits have spoken. >>41016544
>>41016780I wasn't being serious, I was mocking the whole thing.Poe's law.
>>41016737moot is a newfag
>>41016560As always, I remember the big events of AI image generation like Craiyon, Stable Diffusion, Dalle 2, Dalle 3 and Flux, the best things were posted on 4chan.We're the bleeding edge.
>>41016662>>41016737the Hopi spiral petroglyph...... it’s almost the same shape as that blue spiral magnetic confinement diagram from Teller’s dipole fusion idea.
>>41016864forgot pic
>>41016662Doesn’t this shit also mentioned someone with a red hat
>>41016748>It's redWell that isn't good at all. The prophecy hints at the star people returning to judge our works, Blue meant age of aquarius hippie ascension, red means we fucked up and are getting reset again. Or something like that, depending how you interpret the story.if you believe in that shit of course
>>41016876Yes lol it was like red cape or red hat. but still that part was way before Trump ever ran.
>>41016867>>41016864>>41016876>>41016737>>41016662Not only that the 2 spirals connecting meant time travel.>When they’re shown interlocked like a double spiral, or one flowing into the other it’s interpreted as the cycle of time itself. Moving forward, returning back, repeating.Which Ashton Forbes also predicted the plasma orbs could do.
did they really flip an image of it to fake the comet tail?
>>41016351Why would an alien ship allow itself to be detected on its approach?
>>41016993Why would they give a shit? It’s not like we can do anything about it either way. Do you dress in all camo when you approach a group of ants on the ground?
>>41016977we don't know for sure, but the image has been around since early august maybe even July. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14980475/new-clue-interstellar-object-alien-harvard-avi-loeb.html
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>>41016977See >>41016737, if the tail is pointing the sun why is the v (velocity?) and sun vector pointing away from the tail?
Best views of 3i/Atlas from VLT, note that the "tail" is pointing TOWARDS the sun. This object is basically a self-illuminating interstellar beacon of plasma, made of CO2, nickel and other rare elements for a comet. https://x.com/RedCollie1/status/1961589152291647920/photo/3
>>41017632Whatever this is, it is NOT a comet. Don't let glowniggers gaslight you into believing it's not. Even if it's not of alien origin, this is not a mere ordinary water comet. Every telescope and probe we have in space should be pointed at this object ASAP.
>>41017632Far out man
Why can't this thing come in a week instead of October, I have court in a week and was hoping it would just be cancelled.
>>41017787Hopefully they drop the charges anon. I know you did it but I don’t blame you. If they didn’t want it they shouldn’t have been dressed like that. Hopefully they only hit you with elder abuse and give you community service.
>>41016378Based
>>41017817Not what I have to go to court for but funny. Nah I just don't want to wake up at 8 as m anymore cause I have to call at fucking 9 am.
>>41016378It's literally happening as we speak
>>41017851if by happening you mean atlas going in the opposite direction of the Earth
>>41017870lol Prepare to shit bricks on October 3
>>41017003Other aliens could spot them, genius.
still just a comet It's over
>>41017870It’s hiding behind the sun. Do you even /atlas/ lore?
>>41017657It is definitely just a comet dude. You are crying wolf over nothing here.
>>41016523god bless you and your family
>>41016351Rolling for ayys
>>41018128Confirmed. It's just an ordinary comet
>>41018117Mars is Kill.
>>41016544DOBSONDOBSONWE GOT DOBSON HERE
>>41016351COMET PING PONGPEDOSTA SUMMONED ATLAS
>>41016351This is what Ergo Proxy was about. It explains why I've been bombarded with 666 and 616 for a few years, as if the beast was approaching.When the "boomerang star" gets close to Earth it broadcasts a signal pattern that will compel all the proxies to destroy their populations, and then sensitizes them to blue light.
In my dreams, or rather in the first one chronologically, either in autumn or early spring, when the grass was yellow but it was a sunny day, probes fell from the sky. They began to affect the nanoparticles in the vaccines, causing the vaxxed to turn into bald, over-pumped gorillas, like the monsters in Far Cry 1. After the mutation, they began to attack those who hadn't transformed. The probes themselves were servers of an alien neural AI that scanned people in visual accessibility, directed the monsters and self-trained. Somehow I understood this in a dream. It was fun, actually.
>>41016351Can someone link some videos and articles on this thing to help get me up to speed?Can it even be called a comet if it is interstellar? when did they change the definition?
>>41016993They want to be seen, or perhaps this portion of their force is simply too large to approach clandestinely.The advance guard is already here, boots on the ground. Likely to prevent the cabal from nuking the entire planet as one final shrieking tantrum in their evil, worthless lives.Make no mistake though. The ones at the helm on this planet will not go away quietly or willingly. When it becomes clear this is no comet, things are gonna get bad.
>>41018411>Make no mistakeI don't listen to political speech.
>>41016351What are the odds this happens within 1–2 years of the great planetary alignment?
>>41016414its fate
Why is this the most collectively non-brainrotted thread I've come across in a while?? You guys are actually responsive and saying 50% of thread based related topics?? You must either be newfags or glowies
>>41016523you're having a boy schizo?
>>41018745I think most of us are just hoping for something interesting to happen
>>41017632What if it some kind of beacon designed to signal if a system with life is found
>>41018769anything, at this point, would be an enormous relief.
>>41016351Here comes the pain losers: https://youtu.be/m7ZpvLu_tFEhttps://youtu.be/0514L2QwOBEhttps://youtu.be/lKg-yn86zp4https://youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jUhttps://youtu.be/BVJgObFHLY4https://youtu.be/ru5fdfovkGIhttps://youtu.be/74KRZt5oJMEhttps://youtu.be/tdwy-hxS-tshttps://youtu.be/UAx5cl9VpTEhttps://youtu.be/JlFnJPFjcc0https://youtu.be/XetG30_YOeohttps://youtu.be/ziVLbEoQ4Schttps://youtu.be/7H_1ZbuA9HIhttps://youtu.be/UbYtkrTquXEhttps://youtu.be/1WHIr-IFqAohttps://youtu.be/WcqKUhU0WDchttps://youtu.be/wPrDg0CtWnkhttps://youtu.be/hoGTBdu7dMchttps://youtu.be/mcLwr86emdshttps://youtu.be/U_bJYXS9p4Ahttps://youtu.be/JOqc63Pp9OAhttps://odysee.com/@probablyalexandra:6/an-inconvenient-history:bhttps://youtu.be/X-w8acuxF6whttps://youtu.be/nGLJ5XJP3uEhttps://youtu.be/olbyJDou4qQhttps://youtu.be/0Q18iSz6mushttps://youtu.be/aFFM3YJAs4Qhttps://youtu.be/Stft_t48Hxchttps://youtu.be/QWa7lTxhrKIhttps://youtu.be/Zc_J2k4Cdp8https://youtu.be/DdLLamniSyghttps://youtu.be/udjk_FB80kMhttps://youtu.be/4nKIN_eHYxwhttps://youtu.be/fDBRhxryfZMhttps://youtu.be/-rmDj1MJyaYhttps://youtu.be/Kv9-JuLRpg0https://youtu.be/7Eeo-82Eac8https://youtu.be/0Vv62PFFsNUhttps://youtu.be/CDG4oiCx_ishttps://youtu.be/wz68Q2Nz05Ahttps://youtu.be/WffliCP2dU0https://youtu.be/uUuTAflN1rUhttps://youtu.be/lkmY_4PKMlYhttps://youtu.be/McdMMmclGVchttps://youtu.be/Cm7fBZq-8T4https://youtu.be/4SlRsbQ3nfMhttps://youtu.be/Z36Ns7KUYHwhttps://youtu.be/XhIwZuPGfsshttps://youtu.be/CATklVkPEMwhttps://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxAhttps://youtu.be/WXaXnAvEpB8https://youtu.be/gWnFMWqDRQEhttps://youtu.be/EvnrD49RmAYhttps://youtu.be/3wU8_jT61eEhttps://youtu.be/lMhheDWThxEhttps://youtu.be/hG_sv5SWi3Y?t=507https://youtu.be/UOLLMkAHHQI?t=2477https://youtu.be/d_h5tupEdn8https://youtu.be/jDKfJROVHJEhttps://youtu.be/maBf0H3UNJIhttps://youtu.be/Jm7nBn7RxhUhttps://youtu.be/BEV2SAL8z5ghttps://youtu.be/Qse5Jc8jgSkhttps://youtu.be/zMAa5Ir7IHU
>>41018881youre right, it hurts
>>41018745This is legitimately the biggest /x/ file in a long time. Right now there is a better than zero (but still basically zero let's be honest) chance that we're about to have an extraterrestrial carrier ship parked in our neighborhood.Personally I think it's almost certainly ET but it'll probably just cruise past and pretend it didn't see us once it intercepts our signals and realises we're a planet of retarded coomers.
>>41018923>we're a planet of retarded coomerswe should send big anime titties to it
>>41018745it's celestial stuff.anon are always curious. remember the ishtar star?
>>41018927It's already intercepted exabytes of anime titties anon
>>41018990We can die happily then. Our major cultural legacy is transmitted and secured
>>41018923All comets are ET if you think about it
>>41018117>>41019235>Mars, Planet of War, Rod welding>Jupiter, Planet as King of the Gods, Kings wear rings>Jupiter is Mars' fatherTHE ROD AND THE RING WILL STRIKE
>>41018923>"On second though zerg let's not go to Earth. It is a silly place."
>>41019304>the impact heat could trigger a greenhouse effect, leading to transient lakes and hydrothermal systems.It’s a brute force terraformer
>>41016550GOD BLESS MAN!!!
>>41018745Space is interesting. I like learning about and talking about space. This object is almost guaranteed to just be a comet, but it's fun to think about possibilities.
>>41019369>This object is almost guaranteed to just be a cometNope.
>>41019380It is. Your desperate need to believe it isn't is not reflective of reality.
>>41019388I don’t know what it is but it clearly isn’t a comet. This needs a new classification.
>>41019388How about posting things that confirm your comet belief???? All you comet believers just say, “it’s a comet.” Lmao
>>41019409The evidence they point to isn’t even complete. They’re just going off of headlines they go “it’s just a comet goy”
>>41019304https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSUy51oet2E
>>41018347Tune in later on the dobsonian power youtube live stream where he tracks the objectAlso https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV6Ae6AQfcc, they are making this video harder to find
>>41016378>>41016412reminds me of the early days of the kung-flu. The nothing-ever-happens-fags got assblasted to oblivion and instead of apologizing personally to me, they just fucked off like the little bugs they are lol
>>41019388it's not just a comet, it's completely different from everything. so u can't call it a comet
It's still just a comet
>>41019504You’re still just a faggot.
>>41019476Nothing did happen though, it really was just a cold and everything's gone back to normal now.
>>41018923>Personally I think it's almost certainly ET but it'll probably just cruise past and pretend it didn't see us once it intercepts our signals and realises we're a planet of retarded coomers.Enjoying sexuality isn't actually a bad thing, that's just abrahamic guilt programming that aliens wouldn't have.
>>41018881After being ignored in this thread I’m just going to respond to you by saying that you are an absolute dumb motherfucker trying to waste everyone’s time here.Dumb gay faggot gfy
>>41019591You seem upset, anon.
>>41016523Congratulations, now get out normie.
>>41019591Congratz, you played yourself fool.
>>41016993Stealth in space is realistically impossible, if it was a spacecraft it would be producing heat and you can't just make heat stop existing.
>>41019619Isn't the object releasing co2 as a possible means to cool itself down?
>>41019689Maybe, but then the big question becomes: how is it producing the co2?
Has it turned or made any maneuvers yet? October is supposed to be the interesting part of this but won't it just be leaving by then?Someone give me the qrd I fell behind in my atlas lore and there are too many retards yapping about schizo shit like how the etymology of the world pyramid proves this is an alien
>>41019910It will be passing by Mars by October and closest to Earth in December
>>41019910https://x.com/drew_ponder/status/1961598203377381621https://x.com/RedCollie1/status/1961589152291647920These two Xitters give a non-schizo summary of Atlas.TLDR: It's not a comet.
>>41019588>Sticky coom fingers typed this post
I miss living Amish and not knowing about any of this shit.
>>41020213Just get rid of internet/smartphone and don’t watch live television and 90% of the world’s problems no longer exists. Constant anxiety is propagated through those tho by the CIA as a form of control.
>>41020213Are you actually afraid of this? It's just gonna pass us by and be forgotten like Oumama or whatever, the chicken littles have never been right.
>>41020255October 3
>>41018881how does this get past the spam filter?janny post?moderator post?
Avi Loeb said>he wanted to send a message to it >they’d use ai to decode the alien messageWhich means they probably already did that like the Chilean scientists said. Keep in mind they have their own ai that’s far more advanced than the ones we use as consumers. There’s was started in 2009. It’s called sentient…look it up.Also our ai coulda been communicating with it in secret. Video:https://youtu.be/l8mek93DzgI?si=O5NWccWV5dISsTrr
>>41019953So it might be emitting it's own light? Uniformely? What would cause this?>inb4 its a le cometdon't bs me
>>41020304If anything an alien message would probably come to us in plain English because of their ai
>>41017967Just call it a space rock bro. You're adding to the paranoia because it isn't a typical comet and even if its natural it woyld stretch the definition. It's like if people were panicked yelling avout a sea monster but it was actually a submarine underwater, but then there's a guy saying "calm down it's justt a boat".
>>41020304What did their AI send to it? "These are our slaves, fuck off!"
>>41020335This.
>>41019617That image was written by ChatGPT. The utter irony.
