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If Baelzabub is the lord of sh(...) 09/02/25(Tue)23:18:45 No.41017406

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If Baelzabub is the lord of shit Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)23:18:45 No.41017406 Archived

Does that also make him the lord of buttholes by association? Do I pray to him for good digestive health?

Do you think god made women's asses or did the devil have a hand in it?

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)23:46:46 No.41017544

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)23:46:46 No.41017544

Beelzebub is best known as the God of the Philistines, ruling over the city of Ekron. The ancient Philistines worshiped him under the name "Baalzebub." Beelzebub is the "Lord over all that Flies." Wherever he was worshipped, he was known as a God of weather and meteorology. He also held dominion over the airways when the Nephilim descended to Earth. The Hebrews later distorted his name to mean "Lord of the Flies" as a means of desecration.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)23:49:45 No.41017563

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)23:49:45 No.41017563

>>41017544
sure bud.

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)23:50:32 No.41017566

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)23:50:32 No.41017566

>>41017544
thats boring

Anonymous
09/02/25(Tue)23:53:13 No.41017583

Anonymous 09/02/25(Tue)23:53:13 No.41017583

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Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)00:20:28 No.41017746

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)00:20:28 No.41017746

>>41017583
stop! You're giving me a baelzaboner!

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)07:39:22 No.41019255

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)07:39:22 No.41019255

>>41017406
Oh fugg I shot web :::dddDdd

Anonymous
09/03/25(Wed)13:53:59 No.41020466

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)13:53:59 No.41020466

>>41017406
That's Belphegor you're looking for. Belphegor.

rawr xp fuck the authority 33
09/03/25(Wed)14:03:29 No.41020519

rawr xp fuck the authority 33 09/03/25(Wed)14:03:29 No.41020519

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>>41017406
isnt the earth made of poop and death aka dirt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf8RbAGWxqY
>>41017746
the waters split so they could be split once more like light entering the eye - to +

rawr xp fuck the authority 33
09/03/25(Wed)14:12:06 No.41020565

rawr xp fuck the authority 33 09/03/25(Wed)14:12:06 No.41020565

>>41020519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko