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How do I give myself Schizophrenia?
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>>41028839
take some orange sunshine LSD
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>>41028906
idk how to get LSD I have no friends IRL or money to buy it.
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Yes. Listening to videos to fall asleep. Certain mushrooms/strains of cannabis. Trauma can unlock it. Unlock is actually the correcy word; just don't think you can hold a 9-5 or get married/have kids easily. You're gonna do it irresponsibly; like a real man. So go on that trip
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>>41028839
picture unrelated, that's clearly dissociative identity disorder. why do people still confuse those?
anyway, schizophrenia is just a misattribuation of the causal chain in the interpretation of stimuli to qualia. the foundation is Freudian or Jungian psychoanalysis, such that you have to convince yourself that your brain might be secretly scheming against you. from there, just go full stoic/skeptic with the conviction that you are fundamentally different than any other human.
easiest way to implement - as always - is fake it till you make it
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>>41028839
ask glowies here, they are good at it.
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>>41028839
Take a shitload of Adderall and looks at bright lights
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IT'S GENETIC YOU DAM MORONS
>T. NIGGER SCHIZO WHO IS CHIMPING MAD AT THESE CONSTANT THREADS
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>>41028839
Start talking about what happens in your dreams on /x/ until glowies tell you to take your meds.
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lol geenetics arnt even real...
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>>41028839
Befriend a psychopath. You get your schizophrenia. The psychopath gets to hide their ill deeds behind your schizophrenia and get away with all the shit they do. Keep in mind that the psycho wants to kill you so even if you think you're the luckiest girl in the world and got one that isn't bloodthirsty you still need to take note of other ways you might die like prolonged exposure to bad things and suicide.
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>>41028913
Just get research chemical LSD analogs from Canada
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>>41029139
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>>41029086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r18NxsCNZ1E
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>>41028839
I feel this may be true:
>Schizophrenia wasnt diagnosed because it didnt exist, effectively, it is a function of a self-observant mind regressing into a previous state.
>>41029843
"Evolution" should refer to evolving in the *spiritual* sense, not this monkeys crap. I reckon that's the way it is as a matter of demoralization... 'Cause Chimps are evil creatures.
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>>41028839
Do you genuinely believe people with schizophrenia wish they had it? You are too young to post here.
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>>41029838
heh
They are equally annoying in their own ways.
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Sum things just come...
Naturally...
So um there's that...
If your looking for the virtual answer...
Than naturally consumed...
4(han x...
Has a fake and gay version...
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One way to get Schizophrenia is to offer the devil access to your mind. Then you will start to hear the voices



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