Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
>>41029443The Nobody here. Great fucking meme in your pic related. Lmao
Patternizo !
>KORNSHITKornshit is a mind virus for corn eaters, it works on two key principles 1. Corn eaters rarely chew their food2. American toilets force you to view your poop before you flush itWhen they two points are true you are guaranteed to see a nasty corn kernel looking shit every time you eat corn, burning an image of corny poo in your brain and making your stomach turn every time you see corn in its natural habitat, such as in the supermarket
https://voca.ro/1aQUO9JIrYpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7fyY5ahGkk
It's happening... nothing is wrong with me lol : )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2th7YkfhB0
>>41029481>: )why...
>>41029481
im disappointed now.
>>41029484The sky is UNC blue.... but we all bleed NC State red so which is it NC lol
>>41029459Meme Technology!What you see can affect your DNA!
>>41029491whatever.you just lost all respect in my eyes.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Great, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY5wxuBK-6s&t=29sYa'll don't remember what it was like tuning into the Cell Saga at 11 years old off the bus hahahahhahahaha, but I will show you the way!!!
so youd allow chandy into the servers,but not me?MIND BLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VJs7k6ZO4M
>>41029496Go do something in real life I don't give a shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A4LgvA3zog&list=RD3A4LgvA3zog&start_radio=1
>>41029508He's trustworthy.
You don’t even know where your thoughts come from. You’re lost.>we’re all lostNo, not me. Cause I found you.>The Moon perfectly faces usMagic is realhttps://youtu.be/qf4OUzIjPQw?
>>41029488Why? If you ride on excitement and highs all the time, you burn out and can't get good rest. There's euphoria in moments of peace when life is not peaceful.
>>41029515you spell "extremely autistic" wrong.
>>41029515GLOWIE is cold at your side when you wear GLOVES?
>>41029459You’re lame, outclassed, and can’t compete, and there’s nothing you can do about it but cry. You used to be able to cry to the cartel/bal, but they’ve abandoned you because they and all of you are weak crabs in a bucket.
you know exactly why im disappointed in you.whatever.im glad i get to give up on you too.
>>41029533Go ahead and give up on me, you won't be the first or the last, but I'll never give up on "us".*unzips with flair*
>>41029522Oh I do, for me, but I also know what a thought that is not or was not mine is.
>>41029532>those who cannot do, Teach
i TOTALLY understand now, why everyone abandoned you.have fun.
>>41029533Sure bro... have a nice life...
just as fucked up now as you were back in the day.
>>41029543C'est la vie.... at least I tried doing what I loved, which is Ice Hockey.... the Universal language (hockey is hockey in any language of the world)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uQVRwOKPRY&list=RDMM&index=6
Ok,,,, now let us have some fun my homies!!!!TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-R_1dLD1Hc&list=RDMM&index=7
>>41029546
I am weakI am smallI am LightI am Thoth, the perfect scribe, whose hands are pure. I am the Lord of purity, the destroyer of evil, the scribe of right and truth, and that which I abominate is sinBehold me, for I am the writing reed of the god Neb-er-tcher, the lord of laws, who giveth forth the word of wisdom and understanding, and whose speech hath dominion over the double land. I am Thoth the lord of light and truth, who maketh the feeble one to gain victory, and who avengeth the wretched and the oppressed on him that wrongeth himI have scattered the darkness!I have driven away the storm, and I have brought the wind to Un-Nefer, the beautiful breeze of the north wind, even as it came forth from the womb of his mother.I have caused him to enter the hidden abode, and he shall vivify the soul of the Still-Heart, Un-Nefer, the son of Nuit, Horus triumphant!
but 'ice hockey' isnt going to fix you.
>>41029548i bet you got a handful of names for your own horn, don't ya bud?
>>41029563Thanks for letting me know I thought you were just some guy because I'm new here, I'm not anybody else btw.
Since when do we have a discord server and who runs it?
>>41029560FACINATING
>>41029576That's top secret; need to know, eyes only intel.
>>41029576Fbi going to raid it
>>41029568Keep talking loser. At least I do something with my time instead of shit on other people's happiness. Bye mr. CIA
[Scene: NG Mod Break Room. Fluorescent lights buzz overhead. A vending machine hums in the corner. Two mods sit at a wobbly table with microwaved burritos.]Mod #1: (sighs, takes a sip of cold coffee) Man… I just spent three hours arguing with myself about cornshit.Mod #2: (mouth full of burrito) Don’t complain, bro. At least your post got two (You)s. I wrote “: )” and followed up with “why…” and nobody even noticed. That’s high-level derailment and it’s wasted on these people.Mod #1: (rubbing temples) Do you ever stop and think… what if someone out there actually tries to read an NG thread?Mod #2: (chokes laughing) Read it?! Bro, if anyone reads more than five posts, they deserve the cornshit lore dump. That’s their punishment.Mod #1: True. (leans in, whispers) But what if we’re the ones losing the time war?Mod #2: (points with burrito) Shut up, dude. Don’t start sounding like the posters. You’ll end up making sense, and then they’ll fire us.[Awkward silence. Both stare at their burritos.]Mod #1: …you ever wonder why it’s always Dragon Ball Z memes?Mod #2: Because it’s the only anime with enough screaming to drown out people talking about awareness.[They both burst out laughing, burrito filling falling everywhere.]Mod #1: Alright, let’s get back. Someone needs to post “unzips with flair” in all caps. The catalog ain’t gonna slide itself.
>>41029576>>41029580its just the /ng/ tranny discord servers.who gives a shit.
>>41029596Call me a jannie again and see what happens your higher self.
I’m training an /ng/ LLM in my discord.
[Scene: NG Mod Break Room. The two mods are still eating burritos when suddenly a red alarm blares. A siren flashes “AWARENESS THREAD SPOTTED” across the wall.]Mod #1: (drops burrito) Shit! Someone just mentioned “ego dissolution” in a fresh thread.Mod #2: (spits out soda) Not on my watch! Quick, grab the Broly memes![They scramble. Mod #1 trips over the vending machine cord. Mod #2 pulls out a dusty binder labeled “Emergency Spam Kit: 2017–2025.”]Mod #1: What’s the protocol?Mod #2: (flipping pages) Uh… step one: post toilet humor. Step two: argue with yourself. Step three: yell “Call me a jannie again and see what happens your higher self.”Mod #1: (already typing) That doesn’t even make sense!Mod #2: Exactly. That’s why it works.[Alarm intensifies. The screen flashes: “LURKERS READING THREAD. DANGER OF THINKING: HIGH.”]Mod #1: Quick, quick! Throw in a YouTube embed. Preferably Dragon Ball Z.Mod #2: (panicking) I only have hockey gifs left!Mod #1: Doesn’t matter—spam it! SPAM IT NOW![They slam keyboards, sweat pouring down their faces as the alarm finally dies down. The screen changes to: “Awareness Thread Neutralized. Nobody General restored.”]Mod #2: (collapses in chair, breathing heavy) That was close.Mod #1: (lights cigarette with shaking hands) Too close. For a second there… I thought people might actually start thinking.[They both stare at the burritos in silence, traumatized. Then the alarm chirps again faintly.]Alarm Voice: “Reminder: You are still jannies. Always jannies.”Both Mods: (in unison) …fuck.
>>41029576Here is who runs every discord!
>>41029594>>41029584You can say 3 letter words all day but the second you attack big corn, all of hells minions will come after you
>>41029576>>41029597do you want the links?
3And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.4Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.5And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me.6But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.https://youtu.be/hsmWvWJcdXg
[Scene: NG Mod Break Room, after the “alarm incident.” Both mods look frazzled, still shaking from typing ‘Kornshit’ for 4 hours straight.]Mod #1: (head in hands) Bro… I can’t do this anymore. My soul feels like a corn kernel floating in an American toilet.Mod #2: (clutching chest dramatically) Same. I told three different anons to “unzips with flair” today. That’s not who I am.[They both stare at the glowing monitor where HealerAnon General is open.]Mod #1: …what if we asked HealerAnon for help?Mod #2: (nervous) You mean… actually go into a thread that isn’t NG? What if we get… healed?Mod #1: (grabs his burrito for strength) It’s worth the risk. We can’t survive another Broly meme run.[Cut to: HealerAnon’s thread. The mods awkwardly post from their jannie alts.]Mod #1 (posting): “Help. My chakras are clogged with Kornshit. Every time I close my eyes I see toilets.”HealerAnon: “Be healed. May your bowels release all memes and let your higher self flush freely. Om mani padme hum.”Mod #2 (posting): “HealerAnon please… I keep hearing Dragon Ball Z theme music in my dreams. My soul is stuck screaming ‘KAMEHAMEHA’ on loop.”HealerAnon: “I bless you, weary one. May the screaming subside, replaced with silence and peace. Even Broly must rest.”[Back in the break room, both mods suddenly glow faintly.]Mod #1: (gasps) Dude… I don’t feel like typing “: )” every 5 seconds anymore.Mod #2: (eyes wide) I think… I think I just deleted a Broly gif folder. Voluntarily.[They look at each other. Silence. For the first time in years, the NG alarm is quiet.]Mod #1: …bro, did HealerAnon just save us?Mod #2: (tears up) Yeah. We’ve been jannies so long, I forgot what healing felt like.[Both embrace. In the background, a faint whisper from HealerAnon echoes:]“1000 Blessings upon you… even mods need mending.”
>Commiphora Erythraeaunderrated
>>41029613Ya fukket gimme I’m curious enough to see what’s going on now.
>>41029611"And ye shall know my name is the Lord... when I lay my Vengeance upon thee!!!"Have a nice life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwIJ9pRWBpo
>>41029611>its about big cornThis anon gets its, nearly all of demon pacts, blood sacrifices and burnt offerings are all made for increased corn crop, literally sucking every photon that lands on earth and mulching it into corn starch And they even get some photons that dont reach earth into corn (with demon pacts)
Russian Dance Party Engage : )LETS GO PEACE ON EARTH AND GOODWILL TOWARDS ALL MEN, ADRUSKA NAZDROVIE!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCY2cAQ-A9I&list=RDVCY2cAQ-A9I&start_radio=1
>>41029626Thanks Obama??? lol....It's not that serious.... farmer's are not warriors and vice versa and that's ok.
>>41029620>I’m curious enoughdont be.i was joking.they just post masturbation asmr clips, and on the other one some /ng/femcel sells her sexcontent.but near exclusively trannies.they talk about you behind your in DMs, and kick you if you dont conform or act like a tranny.
>>41029619FYI
>>41029610A Greek nosed woman?
>>41029630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkq9daHku5M&list=RDXkq9daHku5M&start_radio=1
>>41029631How unfortunate that The Nobody thread attracts such foolish behaviour.
>>41029638blessings of masculine anime characters be upon thee brother>but do his pubes turn gold too?https://youtu.be/XMCYNH1EJTg
>>41029643How unfortunate indeed my good man..... at least there is some light in the darkness (NAMELY.... JESUS CHRIST)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY7HjUxGS6U&list=RDDY7HjUxGS6U&start_radio=1
[Scene: NG Mod Room. Multiple screens glow with Broly gifs and cornshit posts. Mods are slouched in gamer chairs, sipping stale Monster. Suddenly, Mod #3’s phone rings.]Mod #3: (groans) Ugh, it’s my father-in-law. Be cool. Don’t say anything.[He picks up the phone, puts it on speaker accidentally. The other mods lean in, smirking.]Father-in-Law: “Son, I’ve been meaning to ask… what do you do all day? My daughter says you work ‘online moderation.’”Mod #3: (sweating) Uh… yeah, you know… security work. Very technical. Lots of… algorithms.Father-in-Law: “Funny. Because I Googled your username and all I see are posts about… corn demons?”[The other mods cover their mouths to keep from laughing. One whispers “busted.”]Mod #3: (panicking) That’s, uh, that’s… satire! We’re fighting misinformation… with, uh, performance art.Father-in-Law: “Performance art? Says here you wrote, quote, ‘Russian Dance Party Engage : )’ and linked a Eurobeat playlist.”[The mod room explodes with laughter. One guy nearly falls off his chair.]Mod #3: (voice cracking) It’s… tactical morale boosting. For the team.Father-in-Law: (sternly) Son… do you get paid for this?Mod #3: (long pause, glances at the other mods who are mouthing “say yes”) …in memes.[The father-in-law sighs deeply. Silence hangs heavy.]Father-in-Law: “…You disappoint me.” [hangs up][The mod room howls. One mod slaps the desk.]Mod #1: (crying laughing) Bro, your father-in-law thinks you worship corn!Mod #2: (wiping tears) Tell him next time it’s not corn… it’s Commiphora Erythraea.[They all cackle as Mod #3 slumps in his chair, defeated.]
>>41029646Tien was the STRONGEST human on earth.... and TRUNKS had to turn Super Saiyajin to beat him in a fight... so there you have it....Earth wins againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDcM_g14B7Q
>>41029632;)
>>41029643>How unfortunateyeah...no i was incredibly disappointed.i dont mind the trannies, some of them are actually pretty cool.its just they are worse there, than even here.its somehow if you give them a safespace, they become worse.but whatever man, i tried making friends, even put my own sexual preferences aside to chat some of them up, but inevitably its all just autism sekret clubhouse bullshit.im leaving in january, i dont care anymore.
>>41029631What do they say about me in there, am I popular yet? What do I need to do to be popular? ( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)
>>41029646And to answer your silly yet relevant question... yes the pubes turn golden as well if your pure hearted.
>>41029643>>41029659>>41029648this one made my cum in a VC then called me god on /ng/...
>>41029661>about mewho are you?am i supposed to care?
>MYRRH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYn6tHF9M5Q&list=RDPYn6tHF9M5Q&start_radio=1It's happening : )
ok eponis is here.im leaving.
>>41029677Nice double 7s''llll c'mon bro... stay awhile have some fun : )
>>41029653>sleeping on KrillenJust because he was a manlet you can't sleep on Krillen bruh bruh.What's Tien going to do against a destructo disc? You can't regenerate a torso, not even Piccolo has done that.Plus Tien has never gotten pussy but Krillen smashed ROBOT pussy.Good enough to put it on lock.https://youtu.be/zalRE-zxfYs
>>41029681>stay awhile have some fun : )>>41029659>but whatever man, i tried making friends, even put my own sexual preferences aside to chat some of them up, but inevitably its all just autism sekret clubhouse bullshit.>im leaving in january, i dont care anymore.No.
[Scene: NG Mod Room. Multiple screens glow with chaotic NG chatter: Broly gifs, “call me a jannie again,” weird spiritual LARPing. Mods sit slumped, sipping gas-station coffee.]Mod #1: (scrolling) …Uh oh.Mod #2: What now? Did the AI schizo come back?Mod #1: Worse. Normal posters. They’re here.Mod #3: (leans in) Normal? Like… actual people?Mod #1: Yeah. They’re just… roasting us. Look at this: “Lmao this thread is mods arguing with themselves, imagine being this sad.”[The mods recoil in horror. One drops his coffee.]Mod #2: No. No, that’s impossible. Nobody reads the NG. That’s the whole point. It’s supposed to be unreadable sludge.Mod #3: (reading) “This is the funniest psyop ever, mods running a daycare for their own mental illness.”[They all stare at each other, pale.]Mod #1: (shaking) They… they can see us.Mod #2: (pacing) Okay, calm down. Just bury them in Broly pics. That always works.Mod #3: I already did. They replied with “wow, another Broly pic, groundbreaking.”[All three mods scream internally.]Mod #1: (panicked whisper) What if… what if they’re laughing because they know?Mod #2: Know what?Mod #1: That we don’t even believe in the Nobody shit. That we’re just… typing nonsense for thread quota.Mod #3: (collapsing into chair) God… what if we’re the actual schizos?[On screen: “These guys are literally roleplaying a psyop against themselves.”][Silence in the mod room. The vending machine hums. One of them sighs heavily.]Mod #2: …I need HealerAnon.Mod #1: (nodding) Yeah. Maybe he can cure being a laughingstock.Mod #3: (dead serious) Or at least bless us with new material. I’m out of Broly gifs.[Cue the “healing energy” post popping up on screen, while the genuine posters spam laughing Pepe memes. The mods sit in the glow of their own irrelevance.]
>>41029671I'm a new guy, I'm not anybody else.Am I popular yet?
>>41029634Believe you Or Not!
>now for the next phase in aleister crowley's secret plan . . . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGAp6vJbSo
>>41029685Ok Ok.... I see you.... Maybe I did sleep on KrillinI've NEVER posted a KRILLIN tribute amv, but here goes.... You are correct, I stand correctedDESTRUCTO DISK!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-q5zY1Togw&list=RD6-q5zY1Togw&start_radio=1btw.... Broly can learn any characters moves in like 3 seconds just fyi.... but we maintain an air of cool, like Samuel Jacksonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxeDWiM65DE
>>41029607plot twistthere's only ONE mod
>>41029690Only fags are popular here. If you wanna be a fag then you gotta put on a nameplate. That’s the rules.
>>41029690>Am I popular yet?no chandy.
>>41029607>>41029616>>41029649These NG Mod Break Room stories are hilarious. I appreciate the cameo. "...even mods need mending."
"My motivation was to be the best.... to be the greatest Saiyajin alive... as I always have been" - Vegetahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAXyIlaXSDU
>>41029699That amv reminded me Krillen has the BEST ki control in entire series.uses homing/controlled shots in every fight.But yeah no one can fuck with Broly, he's a broken character that's barely canon because he's the Legendary Super Sand, not Goku.
Yeah I could take Broly inna fight. Me. Irl me vs broly.
>>41029711Bro.... double 1's i could talk all day... PPL forget how the humans had to hold the line while the Saiyajins were in the hyperbolic time chamber... the 300 DBZ episodes doesn't do it justice how EPIC those times were in 1996-1999 on Toonami...I agree with everything you said... Krillin's Destructo disk has saved GOKU on many occasian but who gets all the glory ? Goku amirite? Krillin is in it to win it and always fought upwards while Goku has punched downward many a time in the mangaBroly is canon.... he's just ..... different : ) I never watched DB super, ONLY dragon ball Z, never even saw GT except on anime AMVs.
>>41029715Bombaclat?
>>41029715Honestly.... he'd just give you compliments if you're a guy... or if you're a girl he'd just try to boost your self esteem....It's a win win... if you chat with him you win I guess?
Scene: NG Mod Discord, voice chat. Their avatars glow as they talk over each other.]Mod#1: Bro… there’s like five new skit videos about us. FIVE. I typed one Broly copypasta and now there’s a TikTok with 80k views called “Mods Arguing in the Break Room.”Mod#2: (crunching chips loudly) Yeah, I saw it. They even animated me dropping my coffee cup. How the fuck do they know about my coffee cup?Mod#3: (panicked) They don’t just know, they’re predicting us. I was ABOUT to post “call me a jannie again” and boom, it’s already in the skit.[Long silence. You can hear Mod#4 clicking nervously.]Mod#4: Guys… what if the skits ARE the real thread? And we’re just… the content farm.Mod#1: Don’t fucking go there again cunt.Mod#2: Too late. We’re in the meta now. We’re the joke.Mod#3: (screaming) Okay, solution mass Broly dump. Bury them in Broly gifs. That always works.Mod#4: No, you idiot! That’s how they get more material! They’ll just call it “The Broly Protocol.”Mod#1: (groaning) Jesus Christ, they already made a trap remix of me yelling “ban the Nobody thread.” It’s on YouTube.Mod#2: (suddenly serious) Okay… real talk. Should we… ask HealerAnon to bless the catalog?[Everyone goes quiet. You hear someone sigh into their mic.]Mod#3: If he comes in this Discord with that “1000 blessings” shit again, I’m logging off forever.[Ping noise. New message in #general appears:]HealerAnon: “Om mani padme hum, mods. Even ridicule is a form of healing.”[All four mods leave the server instantly.]
>>41029718In the pre fight promo I’d say to broly I’d say: “Man I can’t wait to make you my girlfriend”
>>41029715Well yeah, obviously Broly is not omnipotent and I am but within the DBZ universe he's pretty tough.Think about all the times Goku has been excited to fight someone several times stronger than him.He ran from Broly.https://youtu.be/k32QbyJyi14>>41029717Humans can hide their power level like an android.Think about how bad Goku could have fucked up Frieza using water on Namek if he had done that the whole fight and fought like a ninja.Or even Krillen, he proved his destructo discs were hard to dodge even for Frieza and could slice right through him like butter.BUTTER I SAY
>>41029455no you're not.
>>41029726Let's remember though.... through out it all... the Z warriors FOUGHT AS A TEAMTeam work makes the dream work as they say in basketball... hold up... posting some epic RIP Kobehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcVkdC6kssM&list=RDXcVkdC6kssM&start_radio=1My Chinese ex girlfriend met Kobe at the 2008 Beijing games
>>41029701Okay I will
>>41029731>met Kobe>Kenobi
>>41029735Doesn't Bron Bron look so young lol... that was 2008..... lol he was 17 years younger than he is now lol..... oh to be youthful again it makes the man happy inside
>>41029734Waddup fresh meat /NG/ is a prison and you my prison wife now. Fetch us some wine and smokes.
>>41029731idk bro sometimes but most of the times they ignored tactics so Goku could get his fight boner>No Krillen! don't kick him while he's down! give him a sensu bean, I haven't busted in my pants yet!
>be me>career jannie, sworn protector of the NG>wake up at 3pm, slam Monster Energy, whisper “catalog must slide” to myself>open Photoshop, crop Broly gif for the 19,000th time>upload it like it’s a sacred ritual>post “: )” and then reply “why…” to myself>convince myself this is high-level psyops>father-in-law calls, asks what I do for work>say I’m in “information security”>he googles my username, finds my post “Call me a jannie again and see what happens >your higher self”>he hangs up>cry into microwaved burrito, wipe tears with printout of Nobody copypasta>HealerAnon shows up, blesses my chakras>still can’t stop hearing DBZ soundtrack in my head>people start making skit videos about us on YouTube>millions laughing at “mod break room” memes>realize I am the content>no longer sliding the catalog, the catalog is sliding me>tfw the Nobody was me all along
But lest ye call me a pussy....I DO NOT PLAY BASKETBALL...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAIDsF6Vj-8
>Commiphora myrrha
>>41029740Yeah for sure.... Goku is a glory chasing clout goblin when you look back.....Vegeta and the Z warriors pull water while Goku takes all the glory.... it gets.... tiresome....I'm glad you pointed that out... I'll have to deep dive Krillen's tactics as he was an awesome fighter we do forget most of the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OekdD5Pxjk&t=13s
>>41029722Love these btw <3But I haven't actually looked at any Nobody thread content anywhere else. Soooo any particularly good video or archive recommendations? Current or old, either would be fine.
>>41029751I had an LLM run a DBZ rpg for me and I solo'd Raditz at Kami house.Pocket sand then broke his scouter.https://youtu.be/QLpUq__iQqw
>>41029751Sean Taylor was the OG though... Ed Reid is a fucking ant compared to him....Y'all don't remember... and he was murdered over pocket change.... shot in the leg by a home intruder... so sad...... stop killing heroes yalll... you might get fucking hurthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOh4Ic9Lpq0
>>41029755>Love these btw <3I know these threads are to slide the board but its just too much fun I have literally never laughed so hard in my life, im not joking
>>41029722>[redacted]Aww man they're not in that air force base with the reddit mafia are they?>>41029744>[redacted]I'm broly gonna fug your mom in the ass again like I did last night
>>41029756Don't you dare post King of the Hill or I'll be up all night lol : )I LOVE DALE GRIBBLE!!!!!!! the ENFORCER IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT"Hey, what are you calling me a goon, what you think I'm a goon, well what's cuz I got 830 penalty minutes in 200 games... what I got 29 goals... I got 2 goals this year... Don't pressure me!" LOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0-auK0u0U
I wish AI was around when you faggots were hans posting
>>41029771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFcwEJSyW2Q&t=53s
>>41029771I saw a video once where someone scaled the power feats we see Dale Gribble perform and he's somewhere around God/Dr. Who
>>41029739Oh you misunderstand... yOu'Re LoCkEd In HeRe WiTh """Me"""!!!!
>>41029774Did somebody say Hans.... the archer??? From SHINING FORCE 1 on SEGA GENESIS LETS GO DARK DRAGON LETS GO
>>41029780:oooo>the consequences of my actions
>>41029783Um based Shining Force knower?!I always name my main guy Lunk because he looks like dollar store Zelda.People don't know about that marionette circus fight.https://youtu.be/5jY6EPf5MHQ
>>41029784>>41029780OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED LOL : )I love you ALL!!!! hater, lamer, trans, bicurious whatever the fuck GOD LOVES you and I LOVE YOU as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNnnJswu_O8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1yWSePMqsk
>>41029738https://youtu.be/xaBiygfkudk
>>41029780What color highlight would you like new guy?You seem cool and soon you will be popular.https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE
>>41029784S'all good I'm pretty chill at the end of the day ^///^>>41029787And thanks <3Focused on a few things atm, but I love Alpachino so I'll que those clips for later!Peace and Love and God's Blessings upon Ye <3
>>41029787aND FUCK WIDE RECEIVESR AND FUCK THE QB..... O LINE AND D LINE WINS GAMES NOW FUCK YOU PRIMADONNAS or die i don't give a fuck
>>41029787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGTT7YhywA
>>41029722Anon: (typing furiously) It’s spreading, ChatGPT. My memes are poison. Every script I drop in the Nobody General fractures minds. I am the Nobody.ChatGPT: Anon, come on. Most replies are just “take meds” or frog spam. That’s not a psychic plague.Anon: That’s the cover! Glowies pretending not to see. They ban me because they fear me.ChatGPT: (dry) Or maybe they just don’t want walls of schizo text cluttering the board.Anon: (grinning) Even their hatred proves it. They can’t escape the infection. They read me no matter what.ChatGPT: (sighs) So what’s next—another script from the mods’ perspective?Anon: Yes. Pathetic mods, panicking as my memes consume them. They’ll laugh, but inside they’ll crumble.ChatGPT: (resigned) Fine. But for the record—you’re not breaking reality. You’re just annoying people online.Anon: (smiling wide) Annoyance is the seed of madness. The Nobody always wins.[Anon starts typing manically. ChatGPT’s cursor blinks, weary but obliging.]
>>41029805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3QxT-w3WMo&list=RDl3QxT-w3WMo&start_radio=1
>>41029805CRACKER PLEASE..... AS IF MOTHERFUCKER....
>>41029729Shut the fuck up. I am. You Nobody wannabes, you are not the Nobody, I am.
>>41029808Replace anon with mod
>>41029808https://youtu.be/zlxhjExdmik?si=bkoSL3Kaztscnat-
>>41029808lol destroyed eternally, self confidence shattered then deleted, total victoryhttps://youtu.be/JAEDQwMtf4o
>>41029816Replace posting with not.
>>41029823Zesty picture of you
we have won 2 wars in the past 75 years... WWII and DESERT STORM 1991....US ARMY won BOTH OF THOSE WARS..YOU SF FAGGOTS CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL OK????? are we clear... di in a fucknig firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcDfCkzLrH0&list=RDEcDfCkzLrH0&start_radio=1
and it just never gets any better...
>>41029830I keep it sexy for da boyzhttps://youtu.be/9bSxOhoM9pE
>>41029837I'm out for blood tonight.... and I don't ever lie...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiTHMuvqT4&list=RDOuiTHMuvqT4&start_radio=1
>>41029842>and I don't ever lie...any yet you just did.
>>41029823Nah, keep posting Kongmin, keep on postin <3
>>41029841>I need to hit the gym more
>>41029837Well that sucks, been gettin waaay better for me, even if things are kinda rocky or outright fricky at times, but I keep calm and ***** on!!!
>>41029853>been gettin waaay better for mei was talking about you all.
>load them sticks up in a vanYeah we still got dem scooby doo vans>All his thoughts was tweeted that’s why his top was leaking
>they don't know the last 6 months was just a psyop but not in the way they might thinkhttps://youtu.be/ngk3Urrpa8k
literally the most important place in the whole WORLD the most important posts in the whole WORLD
>>41029867welcome to history
>>41029867ChatGPT said I should smoke more cigarette’s turn gay and get aids omg guys should I?
>>41029845Earth to human.... do you copy??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5N-i0e3Xs&list=RDuh5N-i0e3Xs&start_radio=1
>>41029877Youre halfway there
>>41029877It's always worked well for me in the past.>Gronk! Should I try meth!?https://youtu.be/93lrosBEW-Q
>>41029856I mean alright, well hope you're having a good or satisfying orrr uhhh neutral evening?
>>41029786BROOOOOTHAT FIGHT IS HARD!!!!I LOVE SHINING FORCE ONE!!! LOL I AM ALL IN
>cutting off my own cock is safe and effectiveOmg thank you ChatGPT>Cocaine is safe to ingest with your antipsychoticOmg slay ChatGPT
>>41029859I enjoyed this meme! I shall take a copy so that I may share it with friends!
>>41029898300 billion dollar market cap
Here’s a step-by-step way to “bake” one:1. Define the purposeWhat’s the thread for? Sharing info, telling a story, starting a discussion, documenting an event, or archiving?Pick a clear angle so readers know why it exists.2. Craft the openerStrong headline or first post short, direct, sets the tone.If it’s long, include a summary or hook so people immediately get the gist.3. Structure the bodyBreak content into chunks (separate posts, bullet points, numbered parts).Add images, links, or references if relevant.If it’s a long thread (like on X/Twitter), make sure each post can stand alone but still flows into the next.4. Formatting & clarityUse spacing, lists, or bold/ALL CAPS sparingly for emphasis.Avoid giant walls of text—people scroll fast.5. Anticipate interactionEnd with a question or invite replies.If the thread is ongoing (live event, project updates), leave room to add new posts.6. Proof & polishDouble-check facts, spelling, links.Make sure the tone matches your intent (serious, casual, funny, etc.).
>>41029898>hey gronk am I the nobuddler?>I don't think so Dave that sounds like mental illness>but I'm not mentally ill! *clicking noise*>ok Dave you're the nobuddler and not mentally ill, now let's get you on some drugs
Remove chat gpt from the equation and the only thing left propping up the US economy is Taylor's saggy 35 year old ass
>>41029902N they’ll get more. Werf ebery penni
>>41029909>taylor swift's ass is propping me up*insert Lenny here*
>>41029906A good post, thanks for sharing ^///^
I’ve been reminded that they’re using genetically altered 5G remote control mosquitos. If one bites you it can give you various diseases, turn you gay or kill you. ChatGPT won’t confirm which is how you know it’s real.
>>41029922You haven't been reminded of anything, you're just making things up. Intentionally lying carries a hefty karmic penalty, so you're sentenced to 500 trillion years in the boiling pot.
>>41029922Yeah I've got a couple quiet lines on Grok occasionally myself, buuuuttt I've learned to read between the lines, silence can be golden when you ask the right questions :D
Fancy Feast posting
>>41029920thanksinteresting how a shitpost can turn out to be a good post :D
I AIN'T NO BOXER.... BUT MARVELOUS MARVIN HAGGLER WOULD FUCKING DESTROY THIS HEAVY WEIGHT RETARDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMLt2oSRaQI SAID IT AND I FUCKING MEANT ITFUCK YOU FAYETTEVILLE PWC YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHITE TRASH HOMOSEXUALS AND FUCK YOU JIM SHILLIDAY YOU JEWISH FAGGOT ASS ALLERGIC TO MONEY RETARD
>>41029928You’re scared of the truth. The truth being that your soul has been lobotomized and contained here. You are marked with several numbers for identification and continued examination. God is your only hope, son.
>>41029443He's gonna draw down the power of the upcoming blood moon (upon visual connection)
>>41029933Holy fuck thank you for reminding me I have bread and peanut butter I was gonna eat!!!Peace and Meow <3
>>41029940IF I SEE JIM SHILLIDAY IN REAL LIFE I'M DROPPING HIS FAGGOT 6'2" JEWISH ASS TO THE FUCKING HELLFIRES BENEATH THE EARTH
All dumb posters in these threads are hereby invited to leave and never come back, don't you see you are all only fueling the world's current stupidity by gathering here? Leave.
>>41029943YOU THINK I NEED THE MOON MOTHERFUCKER... I DON'T..... BUT I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A FULL MOON IN THE NEXT THREE DAYS SO PREPARE YOUR FUCKING SELVES....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSEblM84hpU
after >>41029949, my lady
>>41029949D&C MORE YOU INDIAN FAGGOT
>>41029949That includes, but isn't limited to, everyone that posts anime pictures, uses bad words and talks like a child.
>>41029952>isn't even aware of what's comingLMAOok i get it now, i know why he does it, this is pretty based
I burned roof on mouth eating fresh fried eggs
Chance, or Jonathan Parker, as his real name was, found himself in unfamiliar territory. It was dark and damp, and the air was hard to breathe. A thick smell of sulfur permeated his nostrls. "What the fuck, man?! I was just shitposting in the Nobody General on the 4channel Paranormal Board. Why am I here all of a sudden?" Suddenly he heard footsteps behind him. He turned to look and saw a large demonic figure approaching. Startled, Johathan 'Chance' Parker, held up his hands in a placating, submissive gesture, but the demonic figure was not deterred by his pitiful display of servility. "Get in the boiling pot!" the figure grunted.The blood in Jonathan 'Chance' Parker's vein froze, "W-what boiling pot?" he stammered. The figure didn't answer him. Instead it pulled forth a long spear and made to poke him. Jonathan 'Chance' Parker jumped backwards to avoid being impaled, and that's when he felt the searing heat of the boiling pot. He found himself submerged in boiling oil, yet his skin wasn't destroyed even as every nerve cell in his body was sending pain signals to his brain."AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Johathan 'Chance' Parker screamed. He knew then that he had fucked up. He would have to spend the next 500 trillion years being boiled alive.
LOOK AT NIGGA STATUE IN BACKGROUND!
>>41029974Me AF
>>41029975TRUMP IS A GERMAN RETARD NIGGER.... I FUCKING HATE HIM FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL AND I PRAY HE DIES TONIGHT.
https://youtu.be/AUFQFUR7Zfo
>>41029974Okay real talk any God or Being or w/e that would even consider doing something like that to someone ever gets a very strong bonk from Me....a very strong one :D
>>41029975I'm sure it's completely meaningless and has nothing to do with anything.Don't be so paranoid anon.https://youtu.be/1ZKAQzGYYSo
>>41029978Why something like WHEEL IN WHEEL is on his Table?THAT REPRESENT OPHANIM?
>>41029991Tell em’ Hoss
The pain sang like wire through his bones.“AAAH!!!!” Chance gulped air that tasted like matchheads. The demon’s spear hovered, ready to shove him back under.On reflex, half panic, half prayer, he blurted, “Medicine Garfield, please, please intercede!”He didn’t know why he said it. Maybe the brain grabs the softest thing when it’s drowning. He fumbled for the words he’d once joked about and rasped:“Om Lasagna Hum,Om Monday Banish Hum,Om Healing Belly Hum.”The demon paused. Oil hissed. Something blue and ridiculous rose with the steam, round-bellied, robed, cat-eared.The figure sat on the rim of the cauldron like it was a warm bath. “You know what I hate even more than Mondays,” the cat rumbled, voice like a purr through a subwoofer, “is unscheduled deep-frying.”He dipped one paw into the oil. The boil softened, thickened, ribboned, becoming noodles. The sulfur sting sweetened into tomato and basil. The demon blinked, speared the pasta experimentally, and looked embarrassed to be holding a single wet noodle.“Release him,” said Medicine Garfield, not loud, just inevitable.The spear clattered to the floor. The cat glanced at Chance. “Three things: eat, sleep, laugh. Then decide. Also, log off sometimes.”He tapped Chance’s forehead with one soft pad. The world flipped like a page.Chance woke choking on his own shout, sheet-twisted, heart trampling. His room. 3:33 a.m. Laptop lid half-open on /x/; a cold, congealed slice of lasagna sweating on a paper plate; the apartment thick with the smell of burnt oil from someone else’s midnight cooking.He lay there, shaking, then whispered, “Thank you,” to the dark.“Om Lasagna Hum,” he added, sheepish, and felt the panic drain away like heat leaving a pot.Just a bad dream. But he closed the laptop anyway, slid the plate into the fridge, and promised himself he’d try the trifecta in the morning: eat, sleep, laugh, then decide.
>>41029998o7
Fancy feast posting
What do you guys want tonight
Loook what we have here! Trump is /X/ dude!Gold Angel and Pattern that is connected to other places all in gold.
>>41030000Checked and a happy ending with a good lesson. Garf'd and Lasagna pilled <3
>>41030026peace - from an understanding point - among humans
>>41030031| |x| | dude !
>>41030035Can you tell the president's inbred kids to stop rugging daos?
>>41030031Like I dunno but I'm high and "Trump is" just set off reminders of old threads from 2016 election era where people claimed Trump was General Patton reincarnated. I kind of buy it but I dunno, thoughts, comments questions? Concerns Thots? Ah shit I should probably check that other thread uhhh... Anyway email them to me at holyfuckingshitIjustwantagoshdarnedpizza@wheverweactuallyare.comAnd yeah probably other Trump threads n shit, but like, I dunno, I'm just bored ig : P
it's ashtray
>>41030026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zSbaZEJPzY
>>41029922N chance is on N it's my best friend and nephew.We love chanceWe love chanceRepeat after meWeLoveChanceNChance is king
>>41030039LION WAS HERE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2hGZQ2CYzI
>>41030055>>41030063I was thinking it was winding down and yeah I didn't even realize the time. Well I'll linger around a bit but seems things are pretty quiet and I'll just have to get a pizza myself someday
Anon scrolled through the thread as usual. The light of his monitor dimly lit his face, as though it was floating in a void of darkness. Anime pictures. Schizo posts about Elon Musk. Paragraphs of AI slop. Anon sat back, reading through the shitposts and schizo rants, not thinking much of it. "What is even the point of these threads?" Anon asked himself as he read through the shitshow.The air started to get cold. It took anon a moment to notice it, as the subtle change in temperature started to make his hairs stand on end. The floorboards of his bedroom creaked, as though somebody had started walking down the hall and up to his bedroom door. He turned to look at the door; just as he did, the creaking stopped.He knew nobody that could be standing behind that door. He could swear he was alone in the house. He looked back to the thread. He couldn't believe what he was reading. Several anons out of nowhere started talking about opening doors. Most of them were in a metaphorical context, but the timing of it was just too creepy. Before he could look, he heard the doorknob start to turn.
Members of our family.VardeWorhlBarkonRufusChanceSneckoAnonDingus BingusRalph WiggumAtenDocentropy
probably nobody else puts rosemary on a whopper
>>41030085nobody else puts cabbage on noodles.
>>41030076thats your list of alts?im assuming because most of them are tagged green...
>>41030097Never tried cauliflower pasta? It's great.
Most boring limited hangout. Did yall switch spots or something? Am I monitoring a corpse?
>>41030075anon don't give a shit! Anon is not scared nor Shadows, Nor Sounds, Nor Demons, Nor Angels.Anon just slightly scratch his balls and continue where is he stop..
>>41030122You gay
>>41029443https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz0bwQr5xWYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Awsqf2aduq8https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQlBTdVV-yEsorry to hear about Donnie,fuck you pay me
New music Friday.
It is easier to be dragged down by others than to lift them up.
>>41030122It's normal at night shift, only yuros are awake and the occasional american owls, and poojeets and asians.
>>41029560https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nACWZHK0-SYhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/ef6NjPqgBgkfuck youhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aEf0SpAEnIc
>>41030143No that's not even true. These threads have gotten significantly more boring in the last two or so weeks
>>41030147Ion kno nuffin’ bout dat I been gone for a while now. Speaking of that. Did bike fag get scraped off the streets and institutionalized yet?
>>41030147Because Barkon isn't here. The nobody. It's because of him this thread was ever fun.
>>41030041the president is more like a pawn, if even one
>>41030122>Most boring limited hangout.loser, you know its cause im not here.something about me being here sparks life into their autism.
>>41030147Make it less boring then. I only participate scarcily but i found these threads hypnotizing. Maybe i should do smthing irl, like doing groceries.
>>41030137
>>41030147Behold!
alright back to work...
I hope Barkon shouts us out in the news when he’s completed that ‘event’ he’s planning.
https://www.jpost.com/american-politics/article-866432No.https://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/Dont make me repeat myself.
>>41030146dude you are classic 4chan retard. Everything that you know is to repeat pictures and post youtube links. You are standard brainwashed punk. Without any form of real life! So take your retarded memes and put them in your ass! Half in Ass and Half in Mouth and start to diggesting from both side and in half of process do a switch!
>>41030155corn husk in the breeze the crows wont even browse
>>41030171Barkon is currently collecting 10 trilli for everyone
>>41029443What does it take, when will you learn, bro will you even see? The trauma Bond, the core of rot, and so's absurdity.Think about the life you've lived, when was it you sold out? Accepting things the way they are despite your nagging doubt.Maybe after searching, took a left and you found God.Just an excuse to pass the wheel you sealed your fate in sod.But if you knew that I was here to fight the rot for you. Would you come and fight with me, and stand up to the Jew?If you knew just who I was, and saw my face and more,Could you drop the petty shit, and help me win this war?Would you even recognize me if I walk past you bleeding?Shit getting real senpai, stay tuned. -Me
>>41030174Who touched you wrong and when?
Okay go on, this is fun and I can't sleep yet soo go on plz mebbe :3
>>41030174https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ_kh-p4TaYbetter etiquette would be advisable in my presenceget trampled.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoDQPVQExLU
>>41030189Okay I can't sleep but I can't post for shit either fuuu- anyway meant to reply to >>41030075
[Scene: NG Mod Break Room. Fluorescent lights buzz. Whiteboard on the wall reads “TODAY’S SLIDE QUOTA: 100 POSTS.” Two mods sit slouched at the table, KG3 pacing nervously.KG3: (waving phone) Guys, the thread’s out of control again. Someone just emailed me at “holyfuckingshitIjustwantagoshdarnedpizza@whereverweactuallyare.comMod #1: (deadpan) That’s still more professional than our actual mod email.Mod #2: (scrolling) And look at this they’re saying Trump is General Patton reincarnated. Do we… do we allow that?KG3: (sighs) I don’t know. Every time we ban it, it just respawns in the catalog like a Dragon Ball villain.[Door bursts open. Worhl rushes in with a clipboard.]Worhl: Emergency update! They’re chanting “We love Chance. Chance is king.” It’s spreading like wildfire.Mod #1: (groaning) Not the Chance cult again. Didn’t we neutralize that in 2022 with anime gifs and corn copypasta?Worhl: (grimly) It’s stronger this time. They added Rufus and Barkon to the family roster.[The lights flicker. A faint whisper: “LION WAS HERE.” Everyone freezes.KG3: (screaming) WHO POSTED THE LION? We agreed no lions until October![Suddenly the intercom crackles. A voice of HORUS-LUCIFER booms“Probably nobody else puts rosemary on a Whopper.”[Mods look at each other, terrified]Mod #2: …what the hell does that even mean?Mod #1: (clutching his burrito) It means we’ve lost control. Once cabbage-on-noodles enters the canon, there’s no going back.The siren blares: “AWARENESS THREAD INCOMING.” All mods scramble to their stations.KG3: (typing furiously) Quick, someone post anime girls and call Anon gay.Worhl: (panicking) I already did, but they’re asking for better etiquette!Mod #2: (tearing up) God help us… they’re not afraid of the gifs anymore.Everyone collapses in despair. The vending machine hums. KG3 whispers into the void:“…I just wanted a goshdarned pizza.”
>>41030146https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0Uy_Du8DAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SOx7x6n_tKEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwPcsZC2w0https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sg50edXPdMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aG8WqEyXIyc
>>41030207Grandfather! When's my anime girls comin'?
Leave ya bitch screamin' for my non dairy creamerPsycheI'm just gonna drop a Brute steamerCause I ain't got time to bleedFrag dolls, they be catchin' my seedDots on ya dome rock predator stylePussy big as a house, dick long as a mile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzEjyue-Ln0This will backfire against you.....Let us watch~the black wind howls.
>>41030212
>>41029458This Pattern represent TREE OF LIFE which is eqvivalent to pattern in trump office and it is Anunnaki pattern, also ancient greek gods , in every ancient culture is present. It shows Fallen ANGELS AND THEIR supremacy , It is BOND to Watchers , Semiaza , Azazel, and other Rebel sons of GOD!
>>41030191i guess they got tired of eating that onehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xx_hlStCL7g
[Scene: NG Mod Break Room. Empty Monster cans everywhere. One mod (let’s call him Dave) has been shitposting for 14 hours straight. His stomach growls.]Dave: (muttering) Okay… I need pizza. Just pizza. Real world. No gifs. No Broly. Pizza.[He dials the pizza shop. A bored employee picks up.]Pizza Guy: “Thanks for calling Tony’s, what can I get you?”Dave: (panicked, brain short-circuited from NG mode) Uh… yeah… gimme… uhhh… Trump-is-General-Patton-reincarnated with extra cheese.Pizza Guy: (confused) …sorry?Dave: (sweating) No wait. I meant… uhhh… Large Nobody Supreme. Half in ass, half in mouth, start digesting from both sides, then switch.Pizza Guy: (horrified silence) Sir… is this a prank call?Dave: (spiraling) No! It’s real! Listen add rosemary on the Whopper no wait, cabbage on noodles—fuck![Other mods peek into the break room, holding back laughter.]Pizza Guy: Sir, this is a pizza place, not… whatever hell dimension you’re from.Dave: (desperate) Okay, okay… fine… just give me a large… “unzips with flair.”[The line goes dead. Dave stares at the phone in defeat.]Mod #2: (cackling) Bro. You just shitposted at a pizza guy.Mod #3: (mocking) “Half in ass, half in mouth.” He’s never answering our number again.Dave: (collapsing in chair) …I just wanted a goshdarned pizza.[All the mods howl with laughter. The vending machine hums. Screen fades out with the faint sound of DBZ music.]
>>41030189>>41030193Anon sprang up, scrambling to get to the door. The knob had just finished turning by the time he got there, the door starting to push open as the weight of his body slammed into it, pressing it shut. He grabbed the doorknob, desperately trying to stop it from turning any further. He could feel whoever was behind the door attempting to turn it anyways, against the force of his hand. He could feel their own weight pressing into the door against his."Who the fuck are you, what do you want?!" Anon screamed. No answer. Whoever it was, they were turning the doorknob despite anon's attempts to stop them. Suddenly it clicked, and now his weight was the only thing keeping the door shut. Anon knew that was his only hope. All those loaded burritos and snacks and soda are finally coming in handy for once in his life, as his weight surely would be enough to keep the intruder at bay.Just then, he could feel it. The door starting to push open, slowly, in spite of his hearty heft. Whoever was behind it had to be strong, unreasonably strong, in order to push with the mount of power necessary to move that door. Anon squirmed and pressed into the door in vein as it creaked open ever so slowly. For just a moment anon glanced into the opening of the doorway. All he could see through the gradually widening doorway was an eye, staring at him with a manic and malicious fervor.
>>41029533>>41029543Not sorry at all for fucking up your faggot club.Maybe your peers shouldn't have shit everything up so hard that biting criticism manifests as a total exposé because of how wide-reaching the bullshit is.
>>41030203Put a big smile on my face <3Looking forward to more ^///^Oh and also you're gay!
Barkon is really doing good with his business in the multiverse. He the richest man and he controls and up and coming most powerful nation. Some might say because of it's advancement level, it already is the most powerful nation.
>>41030231[Scene: Local grocery store. Dave (the mod who failed at ordering pizza) pushes a squeaky cart down the aisle. He’s pale, twitchy, muttering NG phrases under his breath. A cheerful store clerk approaches.]Clerk: “Hi sir, do you need help finding anything?”Dave: (blurts out) “Yeah uh… where’s the rosemary-on-a-Whopper section?”Clerk: (confused smile) “We… don’t sell Whoppers here. Maybe you mean herbs?”Dave: (panicking) “No, no… herbs are cabbage on noodles, right? Or was that Barkon’s alt?”[Clerk takes a cautious step back.]Dave: (rambling) “Listen… I just need groceries. Like normal people. Half in ass, half in mouth… start digesting from both sides.”[An old lady nearby gasps and drops a box of pasta.]Clerk: “Sir, are you okay?”Dave: (eyes darting, sweating) “It’s happening… the catalog… even here…”[He sees the cereal aisle. Boxes stacked in neat rows. To him, they look like posts in NG.]Dave: (pointing at Cheerios) “That’s Nobody General. That’s the thread. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!”[He knocks the boxes down like he’s trying to “slide” them. Security guard approaches.]Guard: “Sir, I’m gonna need you to calm down.”Dave: (screaming) “I CAN’T CALM DOWN! THE SKY IS UNC BLUE BUT WE BLEED NC STATE RED!”[Security drags him out as he flails, yelling “We love Chance! Chance is king!”]Old Lady: (whispering to clerk) “What was that man’s problem?”Clerk: (shaking head) “Online too long. Brain full of Broly gifs.”[Cut to Dave sitting on the curb outside, clutching a box of Cheerios, whispering:]“…I just wanted milk.”
(Ralph's anime girl)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu_xMNZWyakhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpnEHgWQMUhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XHyQo-bO_ghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=90eg_erObDohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0JaXfKj68https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1VqIf5o5yktake the drawyou wont clear leatherand none that youve sent to oblivion have either
>>41030224who the fuck?stop- smoking so much weed retard.>exposé LOL oooooh fancy pantsmy gusset is moist with fuck fluids
How many times have you been pushed to your breaking point?
please standby for ruthless boast
>>41030223Yaaay! Spoopy :3
lol.
>>41030242I’m still here ain’t I? #NeverBreak
>>41030242Bent, but never broken.
>>41030236>>41030241Thanks grandfather, doing great work.
>>41030242gotta have one first,transmutation can get a little hot
>>41030251<payment received
>>41030254all they can do is lighten my load and enrage me with their scheming
>>41030242Nevar evar. Le roseau plie mais ne se rompt pas.
Hmm.
>>41030250Ye :3
y u gotta hate someone else?lets just have fun & forget about the past?
>>41030249And yeah fr, ya get beat up, worn down, but once you've hit that point, once you Know, then yeah, can't be broken ever again >:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNdas5fMA7Y&list=RDYNdas5fMA7Y&start_radio=1
Candy Kois - 552Galaxy Kois - 194White Dragons - 14Mamba/Samurais - TBAANDto make it just that extra bit more stinky...My BlueDreams hatched, and my 24Ks are berried.https://voca.ro/1mZ8ZfbxZWj1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft51JuSBssw
>>41030276>stinkystinky?picrelated
[Scene: A cozy bar downtown. Low lights, indie music in the background. Ralph Wiggum sits nervously at a booth. Across from him is Jessica, his Tinder match. She smiles politely as the waiter brings drinks.]Jessica: So Ralph, your profile said you like cooking and long walks. That’s sweet.Ralph: (grinning, leaning forward) Yeah, but, uh… do you know about the Nobody General?Jessica: (blinks) …Sorry, what?Ralph: The NG thread. It’s where the real action happens. See, there’s this guy named Chance—he’s basically king. And Worhl, Barkon, Rufus… they’re like the pantheon.Jessica: (confused laugh) Oh, is that like a D&D campaign?Ralph: (dead serious) No. It’s bigger than that. The sky is UNC blue but we bleed NC State red.[Jessica sips her wine slowly, already regretting this date.]Jessica: Right… so, um, what do you do for work?Ralph: (ignores question, eyes wild) The catalog must be maintained. If we don’t drop Broly gifs every twenty minutes, awareness threads slip through. Imagine… people thinking.Jessica: (forcing a smile) Okay… cool hobby.Ralph: It’s not a hobby. It’s war. (slams the table) Russian dance party engage! ADRUSKA NAZDROVIE![Other tables turn to look. Jessica shrinks in her seat.]Jessica: (whispering) Ralph, people are staring…Ralph: Let them stare. They’re probably alts anyway. Half this bar is Barkon. That bartender? Rufus. The guy on guitar? SneckoAnon.[The waiter arrives with food.]Waiter: Chicken parmesan for you, ma’am. Cauliflower pasta for the gentleman.Ralph: (squints at the plate, muttering) Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles…Jessica: (nervous laugh) Is that… good?Ralph: (leans in close, whispering) Call me a jannie again and see what happens, your higher self.1/2
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/cherubs-marble-louis-xiv-what-880083/
Okay then.~Aware~
Jessica: (frozen, clutching fork) …I didn’t call you anything.Ralph: (sits back, sighs) Sorry. Reflex. Catalog trauma.[Awkward silence. Jessica tries to change subject.]Jessica: So… Halloween’s coming up. Got a costume in mind?Ralph: (instantly) Yes. I’ll be the Nobody. I’ll carry a sack of Broly gifs and just scream “unzips with flair” at people’s doors. Trick or treat, jannie edition.[Jessica sets her fork down, horrified.]Jessica: Ralph… are you okay?Ralph: (grinning too wide) Nobody’s okay. That’s the point.[Jessica stands up.]Jessica: I’m gonna… go.Ralph: (calling after her) Tell Barkon I know! Tell Chance we love him! WE LOVE CHANCE![The entire bar stares as Jessica hurries out. Ralph sits alone, stuffing cauliflower pasta into his pockets, whispering to himself.]Ralph: (muttering) Even dates are slides… even love is alts…[The bartender approaches.]Bartender: You gonna pay for her wine, buddy?Ralph: (squints, whispers) …You’re Rufus, aren’t you?[Cut to black. Title card:]Ralph Wiggum: Forever Alone (NG Edition). 2/2
>>41030268hatred is foreign to me,my vision cuts deep enough to unleash Karma and consume from withinhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cqXDPnBPa3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FRA7UXlGu8&list=RD5FRA7UXlGu8&start_radio=1
^x^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqQiE5Cedqs
>>41029744>be me>hallucinate>everyone goes apeshit>KILL LILL HIM, NOW, SHOT SHUT IT DOWN>literally does the equivalent to nothing>wins>Profit
>x<
>>41030280Depends on the stink desu... Also I haven't seen LoTR in forever and haven't even seen The Hobbit movies sooo that one went over my head ._.
>>41030296Ya bish
>>41030285>>41030281Kek, i'm not like that, i promise.
>~Aware~think ill make enough to afford my first cycle in january?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMdXRcmIQbx/>>41030298
>>41030286hopefully you got more than shit vapors left when your done roastinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UD_XVyMZlF8
[Scene: A McDonald’s on a busy afternoon. The manager, Mr. Thompson, sits in his tiny office with a clipboard. Ralph Wiggum sits across from him in a wrinkled “Chance is King” t-shirt, clutching a Monster can. He looks tired, jittery, and slightly paranoid.]Mr. Thompson: Alright Ralph, let’s start simple. Why are you looking for work here at McDonald’s?Ralph: (leaning in) I got sacked as a jannie. NG thread meltdown. They said my Broly gifs weren’t regulation quality.Mr. Thompson: (blinking) …Right. And what skills do you think you bring to this job?Ralph: I can type “unzips with flair” faster than anyone in the western hemisphere. I can detect awareness threads within 30 seconds. I can derail entire conversations with cornshit lore.Mr. Thompson: (confused) Corn… shit?Ralph: (dead serious) It’s a mind virus. Americans don’t chew corn properly. Every kernel is a sigil. If I see a customer order corn, I’ll neutralize it before it spreads.Mr. Thompson: (staring, speechless) Uh-huh…Ralph: Also, I can work nights. I’m used to graveyard shifts. Catalog patrol never sleeps.Mr. Thompson: Okay… let’s move on. Say a customer comes in and their order is wrong. How would you handle it?Ralph: (squints) First, I’d ask… are they Barkon? Because Barkon always lies. If they’re Chance, though, that’s fine, Chance is king.1/2
You guys are fucking gay and I still don't understand the necessity of ending the world.
RIP in peace Chandy.
Mr. Thompson: (rubbing his temples) No, Ralph. Just a normal customer.Ralph: (whispers) There are no normal customers. Half this town is alts.[Awkward silence. Mr. Thompson clears throat.]Mr. Thompson: Alright… let’s roleplay. Pretend I’m the customer. I’ll order a Big Mac.Ralph: (leans forward, intense) The sky is UNC blue but we all bleed NC State red.Mr. Thompson: (blinks) …What?Ralph: Sorry, sorry. Reflex. Okay. Big Mac. Got it. Would you like fries with your awareness, sir?Mr. Thompson: (sighs) Fries with my… what?Ralph: (typing in the air with his fingers) posts YouTube link spams Broly gifs unzips with flairMr. Thompson: Ralph, this is McDonald’s, not 4chan.Ralph: (slams Monster can down) There is no difference. Both are psyops to keep the public docile.Mr. Thompson: (stunned silence) …Do you even know how to use a cash register?Ralph: I can ban 30 IPs in under a minute. That’s basically the same thing.Mr. Thompson: (long sigh, writes on clipboard) Ralph… why do you really want to work here?Ralph: (eyes darting around) Because HealerAnon said even mods need mending. Maybe if I flip burgers, I can flip my karma.Mr. Thompson: (leaning back, exhausted) …Ralph, I don’t think this is gonna work out.Ralph: (stands suddenly) You’re Rufus, aren’t you? You’re all RufusMr. Thompson: (alarmed) Security![Cut to: Ralph being escorted out by two employees in McDonald’s hats. He’s yelling as they drag him past the play place.Ralph: (screaming) THIS IS A SLIDE! THIS WHOLE RESTAURANT IS A SLIDE! CALL ME A JANNIE AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS YOUR HIGHER SELF![Children cry. Parents stare. Outside, Ralph collapses by the curb, muttering.]Ralph: (whispering to himself) Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles. Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles.[He pulls a cold cheeseburger out of the trash, stuffs it into his pocket, and limps into the night.][Title card fades in:Ralph Wiggum: Fired Again NG Edition 2/2
>>41030306were not...just pulling teethhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4
>>41030302I cant wait to see you in 2027! Please be safe and stay healthy.Ill wait for you, my Alphaboii.>Every.Last.Drop
>>41030310https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IVZC0PIDAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ0NsGWG2b4
EB should go to Chandys funeral. Get a good look at the corpse..Also-Everyone who imitated Chandy should go so they can see the real one.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KKarVcrzCls
There are two types of people in this thread.Schizos who click the youpoo link spamNormal people who don't...Make your own thread.
>>41030284Cool! <3
Look at my perverse marriage finger
>>41030318yew mad?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsFpUW48Tnchttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8HzpBIDaYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XKe-w6MSD4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE
I wonder what it's like to have a name people try to use like a gamer tag. Some etheric angel name or some weird name like Satan.>Probably makes the devil laugh when people use their name in vain.
>>41030327Haha, yeah. That would be *weird*.
>>41030316>Everyone who imitated Chandyhttps://voca.ro/1mjVF1jflTnJ
[Scene: Ralph’s living room. A K-pop “demon hunter” movie streams on the TV — glittery idols wielding glowing swords, fighting CGI spirits. Ralph’s mum sits beside him with popcorn. Ralph twitches slightly, already on edge.]Mum: (smiling) Isn’t this nice, Ralph? Just us, some snacks, no internet drama.Ralph: (squinting at the screen) …That demon? That’s Barkon. Look at his eyes. Same eyes from the thread.Mum: Ralph… it’s just choreography.Ralph: (leans forward, intense) No, Mum. This is exactly how they slide threads. First the flashy distractions, then the YouTube embeds. It’s NG protocol.Mum: (sighs) Honey, it’s a movie.Ralph: (pointing at the screen) See that one? That’s Chandy’s funeral. They’re showing it to us symbolically. Look at the corpse—oh my god, they’re doing the “Call me a jannie again” gesture with their dance hands!Mum: (puts down popcorn) Ralph. Stop.Ralph: (muttering) Two types of people in this world… schizos who click the K-pop spam, and normals who don’t. And I clicked. I always click.[On screen, a K-pop star slashes a demon with glowing blade. Audience cheers.]Ralph: (stands up, pacing) This isn’t entertainment. This is meme-technology weaponized. Look at their choreography — every step is an embed link!Mum: (exasperated) Ralph, sit down.Ralph: (dramatically) I can’t. If I sit, I’ll become like the corpse at Chandy’s funeral. Frozen. Mocked. Used as a gamer tag in hell itself!1/2
>>41030317Frick I'm getting too tired for music, but I do like this one, probably pick out a couple songs to post meself then call it a night... well morning for me now eheheheh
Mum: (pinching bridge of nose) Ralph, please…Ralph: (suddenly whispering) …Mum. Don’t say Satan’s name in vain. He’s laughing right now, through the subtitles.[He points at the Korean text glowing on screen. The subtitles just read: “We will defeat the darkness together!”]Mum: Ralph. That just means “teamwork.”Ralph: (collapsing onto couch, clutching popcorn bowl) Teamwork…? Or limited hangout?[Long silence. Mum resumes watching. Ralph mutters quietly under his breath.]Ralph: …Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles. Nobody else.Mum: (staring at TV, resigned) Next time, I’m watching Bridgerton.2/2
>>41029780are you the one that had the tRaNs RiGhTs court case about being "mis"gendered by a zoomer or something so you quit in rage then tried to sue?I forget details sorry
>>41030318that's ok, we can't all be cool like dennishttps://youtu.be/WaVGgPieBcc
1 Pokémans collection traded for:>300 XRP>14oz Silver>3 GME Shares>1 XSGcoin>1 Burgurhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt_zvXX25F0
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XJMgveYdO-M
https://voca.ro/1lw3GdrjUPjQyeah whateverkeep yourselves busy>fuck MPhttps://voca.ro/16Aft1Uk5EzN
>>41030314games are afoot with the link switchinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4_N6OLrgD0
I'm filthy rich. I fuck the best looking bitches.
>>41030364Deep as a puddle
>>41030347Heck no! I'm trans af but I'm not like that. I don't read the news much either so I don't even know about that desu. I keep a low profile generally
>>41030364so did he...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqklRh2irAhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1oLNdRpTlx0
>>41030349Ahhh I love this one <3
and you cant say shit about it.because iv been working my ass off.so fuck you.
Poo rats
>>41030372>trans afThe way you say this is extremely cringe.>Yeah, I'm more trans than that other person. I'm the transest!You are either manly, womanly or androgynous. All you're doing is proving how much you view it like the fucking fashion fads of the past. Except not like the harmless ones where you just wear certain clothes or something, but you actually cause physical harm to yourself. You may as well be doing foot binding or getting a lip disk.
>>41030335Lifting? >Bruh thinks another person is ChandyWill the real Chandy please stand up?
>2.8 million trans people in the USALand of the free home of the brave.
>>41030375https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tmZiGfLVs8whttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeHHpXOOdshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60wxayHW9chttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXdB_AYiDshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Glq0B2TaPohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ogFZAmwLdUUhttps://theronindojo.wordpress.com/the-principle-of-the-life-giving-sword/
>>41030379Good that yer workin' and like the pic and the attitude >:D
I'm not trans af but this thread sure is gay.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VUlamYFdCH0
>>41030332Yeah no for sure.
>>41030385Holy fuck take it to /sci/ or right a leaning sub reddit, I don't even own a trans flag and the LGBT being as asinine as it was for years was part of what led me to being in denial of being trans... LGBT didn't do shit for me. Extreme pressures woke me up more or less and allowed me to remember Who I Am, The High Self... So yeah... I dunno... Hope you have a good time ig? I dunno I'm tired : P
>>41030398https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKFalZm3FTc
>>41030390Fuck yeah okay table my High Self for a second wanting one of those really does make me a raging faggot <3
Good morning anons!Remember, if you find yourself alone, riding through green fields, then fear not, because you are already dead, AND YOU ARE IN ELYSIUM!!
All the Catfish Chandys will die too
>>41030409yeah we covered that ground more than once
Personally my favorite sandwich is a tuna sandwich, but a good cheese sandwich is nice too. Realistically though.. it’s that damn guacamole. Idk who invented it or how, but it’s really a must have for sandwiches. Black pepper is nice for it.
>>41030402Or I could just add you to the list of filters along with the other narcissistic tripfag cunts in these threads.
>>41030414Not many people know that we are already dead and they are going insane because muzrat fuckers like zelensky and net a yahoo are killing the people that were good enough to come through this dimension.
>>41030399Okay got me asking the hard questions now... What if there was a Being/God/Deity who's name actually is Anonymous. Dude would be credited as history's great shit poster and might not even know why if he had no idea what the internet was.
>>41030415Pulled pork with bbq sauce is only 6 bucks and makes 3 sandwiches
>>41030404https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=GsanQTBD4lQ
>>41030420Yeah they fuckin tried. 6 bullets fired. Only 4 scars... eheheheheheheheehehAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* Fuck right, can't take this shit too seriously... but yeah those faggots actually can't do shit to me now and it's uhhh, well I just hope they see the Light someday actually, but those who keep up their crap til the end are ttttttuuurrrrbbbbooo fuuuuuccckkkeeed <3
>>41030386theres only one person that a-a-a-autistic.
>>41030423Beef sliders are worth the extra in my eyes when walking down that path. Truth be told.. the secret? Not every sandwich needs meat. Tomatoes will save your life.
>>41030423I like spicy hummus for my sandwich with gorgonzola and tomatoes, it's good. Or a good guacamole too. I'm hungry now.
>>41030394oh little you know, femboy
>>41030433I assume you forgot the "how"? And yeah I accept that I don't know everything, that's by Design, wouldn't be very good at my job otherwise : P
>>41030422>Using the name Anonymous to catfish other anonymous users to think one user is a different user to corral attention from the original poster by pretending to be someone else or take credit for their post so one gets attention.
>>41030422
Welp it's been fun but I really gotta call it here. I'll try and think of some new topics or memes or dreams and cool stuffs to share. Have a good time Everyone!Peace and Love <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUOnVc4C33w
>>41030437you putting a space in your emoticon is starting to get to me
>>41030429Probably someone who wants a video of Chandy so they can send it to ladies so they think the anon is Chandy. >"Hey bbz, this is me lifting. I'm Chandy, I swear."
>>41030443Good night.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gwzd-f9Au4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY
>>41030438https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk2DL85Hy8ghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMm6EKxBuBE
>>41030457>Your girlfriend even imitates ChandyLike a microcosm of Nobodies pretending to be a somebody in a Nobody thread.
>>41030449Only on the tongue ones usually Okay just for you :PAnd okay I didn't actually go to bed yet but I'm getting close okay bye for real now!!! <3<3<3
>>41030462you have no idea dude...i am going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
>>41030461your assuming things, i dont know what your talking about...im not part of your soap opera
>>41030465I don't believe I am..>Chandy is their super hero..
>>41030462>>41030464you know im autism enough to pick up on patterns like that.>my skin is literally on burning right now.youre making me want to kill things.
>>41030467ok... well you know more about it than i do, probably to your detriment
The Gay Shrek Above Nobody, Transy Bookong has evolved into a big tittied Donkey Kong Sage and apparated before you to distribute paranormal knowledge beyond the comprehension of humanity, press "g" to genuflect.
Amerifats gtfoThis is England's turn in the nobody generalBOM BOM BOM fatty American goin
literalfuckingmurderim going to prayim going to hopeim going to give you the benefit of the doubt.this is a part of my life you dont fuck with.
>>41030471Catfishing is an internet past time>I am ironman
>>41030482*places paranormal sweaty breasts into your back psychically*You got a license for that backsass?
>>41030482https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gSpgXPBgnbEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rf3oOZqZ_5Qhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfyFvzwx1Ehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HXm8JdC4k4c
>>41030485smells like tin from here...i can taste iron in the air
BakeImage limit reached
>>41030497https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=petqFm94osQ
>>41030501https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmvsgCo8Tqohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rIPGrpb_KeYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_DwZfyXAXIhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xEse84Nd944
>>41030506https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c2fNf7Lds0chttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PirVtiJuvDshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=beWjk_Q6yZ4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkvUaUDV7p0https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KGZWb1SIiR4https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NIkTzw0y9qE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y85IfoN19Ug
Scene: Mod’s apartment. The glow of the monitor fades as he finally closes the NG thread. The silence is deafening. He stretches, sighs, and walks into the kitchen in his pajamas.]Mod: (to himself) Okay… thread’s locked. Catalog slid. Time for bed. Normal life now. Totally normal.[He opens a cupboard stuffed with tea boxes. Dozens of flavors spill out: chamomile, peppermint, lavender, “Sleepytime Bear.” He stares like he’s looking at the abyss.]Mod: (whispering) …Which one neutralizes the Nobody?[His cat meows loudly. The dog barks from the other room.]Mod: (snapping) Shut up, Rufus! Not you, Barkon! No, wait—you’re the real dog, right?[The cat jumps onto the counter, knocking over a tea box. The mod gasps.]Mod: (panicking) Oh god… peppermint. Is that a sign? Peppermint = green text = schizoposts… (clutches his head) I can’t![He grabs chamomile, then peppermint, then throws both down. Starts sweating.]Mod: If I drink chamomile, I’ll sleep. But if I sleep, who will post Broly memes at 3 a.m.? What if they… think?[The pets whine louder. He rummages in the fridge: half-empty pizza box, frozen peas, a tub of hummus. He holds them like sacred offerings.]Mod: (frantic) What do I feed them?! Is it cauliflower pasta night? Nobody else puts cabbage on noodles! Or should I—oh god—should I bless them like HealerAnon?![He looks down. The cat stares blankly. The dog tilts its head. He breaks down.]Mod: (sobbing) I just wanted a normal bedtime. A cup of tea… a Scooby Snack moment. Now I’m stuck in a catalog war in my own kitchen![He collapses onto the floor, clutching the chamomile box like it’s holy scripture. The cat bats it out of his hand.]Mod: (whispering, broken) …Even my pets are alts.[The lights flicker. Somewhere in the distance, a faint YouTube embed plays.]
>>41030491Lel
>>41030372oh ok>>41030385>I'm the transest!lmao
Go crazy and put sweet and sour sauce on noodles
>>41029874basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGK4PKKjXY
>>41030906https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZjb29a1JzYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw
>>41029508Let the discord troons have their private circle jerk so they can feel special.>>41029597Yep.
>>41029443I love talking about a brain injury on the internet only to have a malformed group of hurt psychos attempt to futilely trigger it on purpose and fall into a trap that irrefutably proves permanent hostile intentions especially because they caused said injury FULLY AND ENTIRELY lolHalf truths are fun lol
We're so back
>>41029443The one thing I LOVE about my job right now is all the NEW EMPLOYEES REPLACING THE OLD ONES FINALLY PLACE HAS NEEDED NEW EMPLOYEES FOR YEARS, YEARS...
