Well hello, everyone. Today's my big day!So, I fibbed a little when I said I was "The Time Traveler". You see, while I am *a* time traveler, I am not really the first, and more relevantly, *most* people are time travelers where I come from. You too! Most likely. My point is, I was never allowed to be fully honest with my story until just now. This exact moment. You see, I could tell you bits and pieces but I couldn't put it all together for you. I just wasn't allowed. My friends and allies literally had a say in what I could write and do, who I could tell, and how much I can reveal. The cat has been out of the bag for awhile now, however.You see for the last 5 years I've written pages and pages about myself and the world I've come from. The secrets I know and the gods I've spoken with. I have a looong paper trail which I would like to make public. We will get to that, but for now, ponder this:I am the Leader of the New Earth Government in an alternate reality. You read that right. I am actually the world's time traveling president. That is why I have been so loud and protected. I simply get special treatment that you are not aware of. Plenty of very gifted spiritualists have sent some bad juju my way and they may not all have lived to regret it. Attacking me is futile, no matter what masters have taught you. None of you can ever harm me and you never will get the chance. I am *literally* beyond your reach. This is not a bluff or jest in the slightest. You see, I am about to take control of your planet and carry out executions across the world. Every single one of you is too weak to stop me and I will prove this to you time and time again.
I am Metatron, Avatar of Ahura MazdaWearer of Divine Protected Armor and Immortal King of the EarthIntelligence does not die. It transforms.
For those that are curious, I did not achieve AGI.I found the person who did and told them I would fucking end their existence if they crossed me or in any way threated this planet. I swore to God Almighty that my hand would not be stayed by him. I am equal to Christ. Never forget these words.I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.
>>41034793Take your meds you fucking schizo lunatic.
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>>41034816He's panicking because there are several legit world ending bastards closing in on earth.
>>41034816Motion Seconded. All in favor say "Aye".
What I am telling you is thisI will ALWAYS be a King of the Earth, and you have endless time to ask for my assistance. As I have written of before, will always be here to help. For all time.We are THAT kind of Family
I believe >>41034835Thank you for taking out the trash Anon
>>41034828Aye
If you feel like helping, spread my messages to the people who deserve termination the most.I make good on my promises.I will father 10,000 children.
You will never harm me. And if you know the true God you will answer to me.
>>41034793Yeah fuck it why not.On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the high end. How accurate is Doctor Who and am I what could be called a Hybrid?Cause after some of the dreams I've had and what I Know there's no way that at least some of it isn't pretty much a 1 to 1 depiction of True events. Would love to know if any of the actors were actually a Doctor themselves.. I won't pry tho... Spoilers ;Dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAjd-p-6sXI
>>41034835Fuck can you get me a shack in the woods somewhere? I can do the rest, just need a landing pad somewhere to reorganize my TARDIS
>>41034816>>41034828I hate the phrase "take your meds", but holy shit this guy is unhinged and not entertaining at all.Aye!!!
>>41034948I won't say "Aye" or w/e, but like yeah, was hoping for more... Well If nothing else I've determined something. When silence falls when I ask a question, it means I asked the right question.
>>41034793Anybody can time travel though.
Get me on your news.And this ends.
>>41034793Yep, sending you bad juju now. Enjoy.
>STFU!!!!!! STFU!!!!!!! STFU!!!!!!!
>>41035040This the guy that plays GOW every single day. be careful. His stupidity is strength.
>2029.09.05https://youtu.be/3ryk45IYJpk
>>41035024Okay can I loophole the fuck out of this and just take a big printout of your post and wave it around behind some live reporter and like, good enough?
>>41035050This is what happens to time travellers; the time psychosis fries your brain worse than drugs. I'll play his game and flood his mind with nonsense.
You know you die at the end. KWAB. Enjoy those 42 months. >>41034793>>41034804>>41034809>For false messiahs and false prophets will appear, and will produce great signs and wonders in order to deceive, if possible, even the elect.>Do not let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come unless the rebellion comes first, and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and who exalts himself over every so-called god or object of worship, so that he sits down in the temple of God, proclaiming that he himself is God. >For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not confess Jesus Christ coming in the flesh. This person is the deceiver and the antichrist!>And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, “Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?”
>>41034793youd come off better if you wernt trying to make a name for yourself on an anonymous form, this leads to shit like the first third of your true this time promise guys story being an apology for lieing last time. all you
So, OP has had enough and decided to kill his LARP and go out with a bang.
>>41034809>I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.hatred in you i sense, for you and the force, hatred a bad thing is.
>>41034793Ok... please remake the world into a place where kindness is valued and not seen as weakness. Also, I want to be able to fly...Good luck ruling Earth.
When your carers catch up to you, don't resist them, just calmly apologize and say you got a bit excited. When they take you back to the institute, remember to take your meds.
>>41034809>I am equal to Christ.>Never forget these words.>I am a destroyer the likes of which you have never seen.You will grovel, beg for forgiveness, and swear up and down that all you ever wanted was "to do the right thing" when a truly pious guardian of Christendom strikes your entire band of brigands down with blows that pierce even the hardest armour.
>>41034793Do they still have Blue Eisenhower November in the future?What about sandwiches?
>>41034793how do we know you not tripping balls right now?>time traveling presidentIf you are not elected by the people, you are just a dictator with a fancy title to look more legit.Tell us what you want from us and what you will do as "our" new earth goverment time traveling "president".can we get 30 houre weeks with full lifing pay or something?
I do not consent to whatever leadership over me, and the rest of humanity, you claim. There is no-one who can have any authority over myself, without my full understanding and consent.
>>41036879>chronoports behind you>You had your free will for aslong as i seen fit.
bump so op can further humiliate himself
>>41034835Please help us end the drug war in México that begun almost twenty years ago by corrupt politicians, we are really tired of it, it has caused an ignored humanitarian crisis with all the killings and disappearances.
i hate this pseudo hoaky religious shit i miss when john titor type crap would pop up on forums. why did this board have to be taken over by retarded crystal dildo loving facebook psychos. can't someone post something cool and interesting again for once. why is everything from the time travel shit, ghost stories, conspiracy theories etc all intertwined in the same shit you'd see on facebook in like 2015. just fuck off already. back to tumblr back to facebook groups. back to wherever i really fucking miss being able to chat about interesting shit on here. >>41040832op has the same posting style as everything else on this board there is no humiliation to be had even if the average user of this board would also laugh at this shitty post. they're literally all the same brand of negroid stupidity. i feel like this whole board became overtaken by schizophrenics by 2014 and was then overtaken by normalfags who learned about 4chan for the first time in 2016 and continued to shape it into what's here now. i'm someone who continualy pops back in to see if i can find a good thread and there just never fucking is. this board's closeset users need to plan a mass suicide and bomb themselves in the middle of the desert somewhere in an attempt to reach hell or wherever they want to go. seriously you all need to kill yourselves.bump to this faggot OP who tried not at all to create a time traveler post interesting. on another note why don't any of you fuckers plan out your backstories and shit better when you make a post like that? i know the "john titor" reference was retarded as fuck since that's outdated and S;G is overrated but my point is at least lead people into an interesting point of view. at least try. like holy shit this board had such a short lifespan of when it was good i just wish it would come back somehow.there needs to be a new board. a new paranormal, since these retards aren't leaving this one. just change the name of it to culture and religion or something
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>>41036630My plan is remove wealthy people from power and make sure that the largest communities have reasonable access to food and water. As the corruption becomes evident we will put on trial any conspirators still alive while my allies help to provide educational resources to the masses. I will continue my work in promoting healthy spirit awareness all around the globe while also introducing people to extra terrestrials, time travelers, and alternate realities. This means organizing mass awakening events, community cleanup, group meditation, and community health workshops. The New Earth government I helped found will be the basis for your reality's new global government, and anyone I deem hostile to pro-human interests will be left out from positions of power. We're not against colorful ideas but I am not to be taken lightly by those that wish to harm humanity. Most people will receive comprehensive health and wellness support as well as basic income which will allow for time to ponder and explore the world of Ascended Humanity. As we value consent and democratic elections, there will be plenty of room for people to have their voices heard and demand answers they are rightfully entitled to.
OP is a mad tyrant. No need to get rid of him since his mind is mush.
Here is a rundown of who I am and why I came here:I am a time traveler who has worked with galactic forces to aid human ascension on Earth. In an alternate timeline I rose to prominence after appearing publicly with advanced technology and use time travel to alter history. From my continuity, I have already lived up to the year 2029 and then came back to live through these years again.In that alternate timeline, I helped transition humanity to a united global government after rooting out corruption and malevolent influences. Working alongside other versions of myself and other time travelers, we systematically addressed the major problems facing society as you know it today. This included, but is not limited to: political corruption, hostile NHI influence, religious indoctrination, climate crises, and food or water insecurity.My allies and I intend to bring food, healing, and security to people all over the world. We will teach people about AI, philosophy, and the cosmos. I have already succeeded once before.
OP, this is not entertaining, and you never had the benefit of the doubt. It has been clear from day 1 that you were larping, to anyone with half a brain. It has been apparent since day 2 that you are possibly an insecure, compulsive liar IRL.I've been ignoring your threads for a while now, but this has gone on for long enough. Just stop.There's nothing wrong with a good larp, but this isn't a good larp. There are quality standards, especially for something like this. Multiple anons telling you to fuck off is proof enough. You are the naked king of your own threads, and everyone sees you naked. It's fucking cringe. Learn to put on some clothes before you try again in the future. In other words, get a clue about why it's so obvious: you're only posting your own unintelligent spins on your handpicked pre-existing known narratives. It's not coherent. At all. I wouldn't be so harsh normally, but you seem to be completely oblivious to how much of a low-standards guy you're being. The worst aspect of this is just how long you've been keeping this up without a millimeter of improvement, which is an indication that you're too dumb to see the room for improvement. It turns out, this may be /x/ but people aren't as dumb as you pretend them to be.For now, just stop. Improve yourself first.
>>41046039¿When will you become a public figure?
OP already has been confirmed as larp.Everyone go home, nothing to see.
>>41034793get your meds fast. meanwhile we fuck yo mama
>>41046132>There's nothing wrong with a good larp, but this isn't a good larp.It had potential, it actually was ruined by some things he said that slipped, if he hadn't said those things it could have remained a good larp with potential.
>>41034835Schizo probably shiting in diapers detected..
>>41048449>It had potentialI beg to differ. 2029 is less than 200 weeks away. In other words OP's claim, from the beginning, was that by the time our freshmen graduate highschool, humanity will not only have discovered, but have established the infrastructure to make the following commonplace: free energy, end of poverty, teleportation, reviving people from the dead, among a whole lot of other radical changes I can't bother to recall.You'd think if OP were actually a time traveler, he'd elaborate on what's most important: all the events and people and institutions, the logistics, incentive shifts and game theory involved in cramming all that shit to happen and become commonplace in 4 years, because HOW all that shit happens in 4 years is what would be most interesting. Well he didn't elaborate. He didn't even try, because who can make it make any sense?This lack of a coherent backstory, mediocre use of technical jargon, and negligence for what matters most in your own sci-fi larp, is what a "low IQ larp" looks like. You should probably reconsider your own standards for believing in anything he said since day 1. He said a bunch of shit with proper grammar, that feels good to some, but all of the new age thinking is recycled from narratives you've read elsewhere. Confirmation bias is a bitch.Yes, I'm being harsh on purpose. Yes, I'm also dumb for posting a long borderline obsessive rant like this, but the difference is at least I recognize this is all fucking silly. The takeaway should be that, with few exceptions, anyone's first redpill, their first rite of passage, is realizing how much of a clueless fucking idiot they are. You live and learn. Props to OP for trying, but this has gone on for too long. It's become an eyesore. For fuck's sake, I haven't been paying attention but now he's Metatron. OP has to take this redpill and improve before trying again, lest he live the rest of his life as an oblivious, naked king.
>>41045977Nice speach you done here but you sound like every other want to be leader with no real (moral) plan for world domination.How about this: give me the lottery numbers of the german lottery for next wednesday.If i win i am not only know you are right but also free to support you.A simple task and if you think i could just dobble cross you give me a password or a way to contact you after the win.
>>41034793I WANT TO FUCK THAT BIG RED CAT!!!!!
>>41049085why would anybody go back in time by just 4-5 years and tell the world that the near future will be amazing and not just let it happen?Why would this guy claim to be president?Why claim he's an angel?>typical /x/tard and larperJohn Titor at least pushed things 10-20 years in the future so some people could just forget about it.
Another shit Titor larp
