What is something paranormal you've experienced before>Be me>late night shift from work>head to atm near a strip mall to get some cash>guy walks up to me asking for cash>try to ignore him and brush him off>didn't really think much of it>all of a sudden my body moves on its own and runs out of door> I look back and notice guy had an accomplice>they were attempting to rob me or worsebut the thing is that during those few moments where i ran out and slipped past door I have no memory of it I only have memory of me running back to my car.
>>41038589I adore that picture anon. Saved. Nice story.
I don't know.
>>41038589That was your primal instinct of evasion going through you. You knew instinctively something fishy was going to happen. Big adrenalin shot, that's all.
>>41038589>Be kid>Got voluntold to do a trumpet solo in middle school concert>Literally not instructed as to how to do that, so never practice>Day of concert comes, I'm freaking out and start praying, literally praying, to my dead older brother who supposedly could play trumpet in his school days>Feel strange, suddenly feel like I'm floating above my body and seeing everything from a birds eye view for all of a second and black out.>Come back to people clapping and me walking back to my chair while band continues playing like nothing happened.>Wtf.jpg>Finish concert and get told good job by the adults. >Ask friends if I acted weird or froze up or something, they say no, you went up, played, and then went back when you finished. Nothing weird.>Find out teacher recorded the concert for clips for year end videos.>Ask him to show me clip of me playing. He does, I black out right as it's about to start again.>Come back to teacher saying "and that could have been better but you did good for your first solo." Apparently I didn't do anything weird again, but I never got to see what actually happened during my solo.To this day I wonder what the hell happened. I could understand stressing out and fainting, but that never happened. Or stressing out and blocking everything out, but why would that also work on watching a video replay of the actual incident?
>>41042053It was probably ass if you never practiced dude and your young retard mind blocked out the shame of playing an awful solo in front of everyone. You know what I say is the truth. I have performed multiple times and have fucked up sometimes, it is shameful. Git gud and actually practice dude.
>>41042070I don't doubt it was terrible. I did say I was never taught what to do and it was in middle school.But how does one get a bird's eye out of body experience from such a mundane event, let alone from a kid who didn't even know what out of body experiences are?
My story is boring but it's all I have>Be me>In kitchen late at night for snack>Hear to quick claps about 6 feet >sounds like when you clap really gently and it sounds more like 2 fleshy sounds>scares me a bit>nothing there obviously>analyse what I was doing and determine that I didn't make that sound>Nothing else comes of it
>>41038589>be me>kid>would piss myself often, to a late age>waking up to piss was just normal>i was greatly ashamed of it although my parents were normal about it>wake up to piss>tired of pissing myself like a baby, super ashamed>pray to God to fix this issue>go back to sleep>wake up>piss not thereMy parents never did anything like fix my piss when I'm sleeping. It'd always be when I wake up. Besides, I don't think they'd be able to change the mattress with an identical one and redress me with identical, pissless clothes, when we had neither of these things.Something that has me worried, though, is that in my prayer I told God that "all the good and holy deeds of my life are going to this wish" and of course the wish was fulfilled. But I was real desperate and now I regret it and I'm worried God won't be there for me when I pray now that all my good boy points have been spent on this bullshit. Did I mess up in giving my good deeds away for this? Should I be worried?
So this happened this morning I live in North west Georgia and I was driving to work it was still dark out and I saw something moving on the side of the road up ahead so as I passed by I looked it was next to a mailbox it had pale white skin not fur it was either on all fours or just sort of hunched over it had a hump on its back it had longish arms with human hands it was grasping the mailbox as I passed by I couldn't see its face at all it had its head kind of down I think im not sure what to think where I live its pretty rural and I live at the base of a mountain anyone have a vague idea what it might have been?
>be me>Driving for Lyft>Pick up some young Hispanic guy>After he gets in, I start fiddling on my phone for a second, confirming his drop off location, closing notifs, etc. >While I'm doing this, I get the sudden, VERY INTENSE sensation that he is trying to get my attention>Just the sensation itself, I did not hear him call for me nor feel him physically prod me>I finally look up from my phone and look back at him in the back passenger seat>Get the biggest spook of the century when I see a GHOST image of him reaching over and putting his hand on my shoulder>Image instantly dissipates to show the young Hispanic male looking down at his own phone, NOT AT ALL trying to get my attention. >Say alrighty then out loud and drive him to his drop off locationThe weird thing was, this dude was ALIVE... At least, I'm pretty sure he was.
>>410385891.>be me 10 years old, go down a hill with a bike from soccer, that's next to a graveyard with a chapel that hadnt been used in 30 years that lost his tower> go rather fast, suddently a child comes running out of nowhere>child closes in unreal fast> I crash > child nowhere to be seen2nd.> be 15, look outside of roof window late at night> suddently circling light bulbs above me for 5 minutes>later dream of being on an alien ship and watch how the world goes down in war3rd> be me 17 have a dream where a I get punched, and feel the pain so I wake up> 2 weeks later, get beaten up4th> I was like 23 I think, > dream of being hunted in a certain city by a certain person while trying to run away>thing happens a month down the line
I've told this story at least a dozen times before on this forum, but in case, for whatever reason you haven't heard it yet, here it is again:>Be me>Be asleep at night>Wake up in the middle of the night for no reason>Look down the hallway to see 3 shadow people having a nice chit chat with one another>One looked like a jester>One looked like a hooded figure (like a monk you'd see at a monastery)>One looked like a knight>Jester bro was rather animated and noises>Couldn't pick out words, they were just making banjo-kazooie dialogue noises >Jester bro did say something that I made out, he just pointed his finger and leaned over slightly saying "don't forget*>Jester bro disappears and in his place hooded robe bro was standing>Hooded bro was moving his hand a bunch while really, REALLY sad music played>Meanwhile , knight bro was kneeling in front of him in that way that knights tend to do>That went on for a bit before it abruptly ended>Go back to sleep and forget all about it for practically most of my life
>>41045903Oh, and by the way, I had a dream of jester bro waving at me from bedroom closet a couple of months back. I don't think he means any harm, quite the contrary. But fug, does the setting not make them seem menacing sometimes, you know? It's one thing to see a jester waving at you in a brightly lit, friendly environment. It's another thing entirely to see them waving at you in a darkly lit haunted ghost land (which is where my dreams tend to often take place in).
>>41038589Even your guardian angel knows to never relax.
>>41038589>be me>minority approaches>i do not relaxastounding
>>41045965I have a jester attachment and I don't know how to get rid of it. He's trying to get my attention by tapping, knocking and banging. I also don't get the feeling that he's outright evil but he's messing with me big time, he's trying to scare me.
>>41038589sup Tetsuya
Things that go 'bump' in the night.
I got sudden sickness during the blood moon.
>>41038589I used to deliver pizza. Sometimes that took me down some dark lonely roads. On one of those roads one night, I was driving and saw someone in my headlights. Woman wearing a white dress walking in a stumbling way. Dress looked kinda bloodied up. I stopped to see if she needed help. Dumbest thing ever. One look at her face and my immediate thought was this is not a person. "Have you seen my son?" was all she said. And then poof, gone. Apparently there'd been a horrible accident on that road 20 years before. The woman was sort of a locally famous haunting. This is a basic tier lady-in-white haunted road story. Even I know that. Very short, no artful storytelling. But to actually experience it and have it in memory is personally a profound bit of knowledge to have about life and the world and the weirdness in it. I had another night gig as a janitor in a small hospital. Also some stories there, but I'll keep it to one for now.
>>41038589>be me, 18 years old or so>get German shepherd puppy>(he's still alive today- 13 years old)>train him very well>he's got this little routine of tricks he likes to do to impress people and when he's done, he barks loudly once>anyway me and best bro from high school have this park near us where you can continue back past the park and onto some unofficial trails for quote some miles>walking back there with bro and dog, good time>finally find this really tiny and VERY old cemetery>trees all around, nice nature sounds>coolshit.jpg>we decide to sit here and have a snack, water dog, etc>remember to show friend the dog routine>dog does routine>barks once>HUNDREDS of crows instantly fly out from every tree in seemingly every direction cawing loudly and flapping hard>actual blackout of birds before they disperse>friend is hard materialist skeptic but even he looked at me like "dude..." right after it happened>have never known a giant flock of crows to sit quietly in one area of trees like that>truly, a massive fucking number of birdsBest I got and it's just birds. Really spooked us, though, all that sudden motion and noise lmao
>>41038589Based MTG EOE player
>>41046150Kek
>>41046373>tapping, knocking and bangingThat's poltergeist activity. That means someone young to moderately young has very disruptive energy within your general vicinity. The thing I have learned about ghosts is that... mostly, they are just a part of us. I've gotten myself into some trouble with parties that I struggle to ascertain because of my "disruptive fields", lol.That is to say, there is this part of you that kind of "scouts ahead", so that nothing is a genuine full-on surprise for you - even for stuff you don't see coming AT ALL. Trust me, you don't want to get full-on jump-scared by a life event, its very disruptive to your biology. That's also the reason why I believe ghosts are able to bypass that natural "anti-jump-scare" mechanic that we have, because they are the ones that kind of facilitate it.Anyway, this lends credence to the belief that I have that the spirit is just the projection of the soul, and a spirit that gets separated or "left-behind" from someone, we call a "ghost". That's why ghosts are so nonsensical and (quite frankly) dumb when ghost investigators attempt to talk to them - its because they are only partially human, the memory of a human (a very poor resolution of one at that).
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