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There’s…something you should know. I worked at the place from 1995 to 1997, when things took a strange turn for the worse. Indeed, the “cheese” as we call it in the biz, is not all that it’s cracked up to be. Eggs. Listen carefully because I don’t want to frighten you. I know you’re easily scared and this story is easily going to make you lose your sanity because of how much has been covered up by the Chuck E. Cheese Corporation over the years.

The training videos they showed us were… a little odd to say the least. I had filed an application through AOL instant messenger when it was just an up and coming technological marvel, and I was approved almost immediately for a minimum wage position. Make the dough. Cook the pizza. Butter it up. Deliver service with a smile.

Or so I thought. Indeed I loved going in there and seeing the little rascals playing in the ball pit, swinging about in the pirate ship game, winning tickets and collecting various, various prizes. Some say the only prize I tried to win was my mortal sanity, after all was said and done.

I first knew something was off when I saw the training video. The man never took the Pasquale outfit off and they never broke character. It was really weird. A character named P. Farnabus Q. Cheeze was seen in the background but he never interacted, nor were they ever included in the original cheese lineup. Later, Munch, the large purple whatsit, would replace P. Farnabus, who I believe was deemed “too weird” for American audiences (Chuckie Cheese originated in Canada.) Now, you probably don’t know that Chuckie cheese was created by the guy who invented Pong. This is important, but I want you to remember that for now. Later on you’ll understand…everything.