What are they dropping?
hoaxed pics as per usual
The ball.
>>41059560these faggots can't provide any coverage on 3i/Atlas but all of a sudden they have a mars update on 9/10/25.. GTFO, I'm thinking instead of both of mar's moons this nick's the whole planet outright too
>>41059560unexpected mineral composition of a rock or some shit
>>41059560They found a Martian mummy entombed with his porn stash.
Based on the amount of schizo dream posts since the blood moon. I think there’s something bigger going on. /x/ unironically is the board with the most mystics and 4chan is the most in tune of social media platforms
They always talk about will do in futureNever produce anything *now*
>>41059560Liquid water probably, which frankly makes me go woop de fucking do.
Devon Island had fossils on it
the usual psyop
>>41060021Ice would be my bet.
>>41059560https://youtu.be/GMMQUXrcOGY?si=-SrrItQhRNuRv_fq
Proof that Mars is earth millions of years in the future and venus is earth millions of years in the past.
>>41059560>NASA will host a media teleconference [...] to discuss the analysis of a rock
>>41060318/thread
>>41059884why would anyone talk about what they are doing now? that would be like you saying - i sure showed them with my sick rhetorical pros - at the end of your statment
>>41060224muh dirty dih
>>41059560Alright. Better not be bullshit >:(
>>41059560yeah, it's pretty bigthey found some alkanes in a rock dudes it's awesome
>>41060255Planet life cycle goes from small dense rock, expands to gas giant. Earth is somewhere in the middle of this cycle
>>41060812Ohhh that's how they did it... Okay thanks :D
>>41059560I have insider info. They are opening Mars for PvP.
>>41059560the rift valley was caused by a laser weapon!
>reveal mars has water again for the 18th time in 30 years
>>41059560Some hyped up bs in the hope it will convince the Trump administration not to decimate NASA's budget.
>>41059560You think Trump would allow some low-level bureaucrat announce anything important? He would obviously hold his own press conference if there were any world-changing discoveries up there.
Prothean cache discovered. We FTL now, boys
>>41059560its going to be a HUGE disappointment, thats all i know for certain
>>41059560A pile of shit wrapped in the New York Times and the Washington Post, and calling it news.
>>41059560This is it. This is the big one.
>>41061664Honestly, how many times have they done this by now?>potentially suggesting>strong reason to believe>evidence likely indicating>with high likelihood implying>lending plausibility to the theory
>>41059560I honestly couldn't care less at this point unless the outcome of this information is going to radically alter the trajectory of the lives of my loved ones and myself. I feel as though I'm in the midst of the putrefaction stage of the alchemical process, but maybe life is just getting worse and there's nothing I can do about it because the economy is imploding and everything costs 600% more than it did a few years ago. Misery.
>>41061829This is the stupidest shit. Is it supposed to be taking a selfie?
>>41059560Why, my peanus weenus of course!Hahah! :)It’s my weeeeenus peanus! :DWhat's the major discovery? - the answer is, of course, my peenus weanus ;)Hahah!
>>41061893which part of canada are you from
>>41061948SAAR I AM AMERICAN SAAR. I AM NOT LEAF SAAR
boring real outcome: we found some microscopic minerals that may or may have not been water oncesuper ebin x files outcome: aliens
If it was aliens they wouldn't have been able to keep it quiet until an announcement date. Nasa people would text their wives and their dads telling them aliens are real.
https://x.com/NASAMars/status/1965798444322459757It's nothing.
>>41059560Space is fake and gayThere is no rover on marsWe never went to the moonIf you trust NASA or any government agency, you’re simply too low IQ to discover any truth about the world>inb4 basedence goyim shriek and shout
>>41062215like i said.. faggots. >>41059700Still No coverage on 3i atlas.
>>41062215https://x.com/NASA/status/1965796590569861154They're answering things live.
>>41059560>mhy gawwed. the most evil satan is realeased. blood moon. God of war lives in Mars. >2000 years of war experience >2000 marks the correct number of Christ's birth
>MY GAWED >WW3 >PITS RELEASE MILLIONS OF DEMONS >LAST TRUMPETS ( TRUMP TERMS) >GOD RECONCILES WITH EVERYBODY IN HEAVEN >THE THIRD BUILT OF THE TEMPLE >EVERYBODY BECOMES WHITE!? !?!?
>>41062227say too everybody mars is cursed. something very deep lives there. There is an underground civilization of aliens beneath the planet.
>>41062215It’s not nothing. It’s potentially the answer to the question, “Are we alone?” Basically, the “leopard spots” may be fossilised bacterial shit. This is potentially the best evidence yet of extraterrestrial life (albeit now dead) but it needs to be verified. Unfortunately, a sample return mission has been cut by the Trump admin. They’d rather spend several hundred million dollars on a performative rebrand of the Pentagon.
>>4106424447:32>We believe there's a better way to do this ... a faster way to get these samples back. And so, that is the analysis that we've gone through. Can we do it faster, can we do it cheaper? We think we can and thats why we're not gonna take it back on Persy, we're gonna actually figure out a different way to bring it back. Again, and we think we can do it faster, more cost effectively.>President Trump didn't say "hey let's divert, let's forget about mars." No, no, we're continuing our exploration.>We've been very clear under this president that we don't just wanna bring samples back from mars, we want to send our boots to the moon and to mars.56:05>I have to look at dollars and I have to look at time, and I have to look at return.>To continue with missions that I don't think can meet budgets and timing, I think would be foolish on my part.>If I've been given an ask for spending a little less money, I think we can do that. I know we can do that.>If we don't have the resources for the right missions or the right people, I will go to the president, I will go to the congress, I will ask for more money, but I feel pretty confident that with the money we've been given in the president's budget we can accomplish our mission.>If there was an issue with resources, I would go to him, and I'm sure he would support us.Damn god forbid NASA be held to a budget and decide not to waste money they don't need to. Orange man bad amirite?
>>41064541this link >>41062247
I guess these recent tensions will be a catalyst for alien intervention etc etc satan etc etc
Nostradamus Century 2.61-62:61>Bravo, ye of Tamins, Gironde and La Rochelle:>O Trojan blood! Mars at the port of the arrow>Behind the river the ladder put to the fort,>Points to fire great murder on the breach.62>Mabus then will soon die, there will come>Of people and beasts a horrible rout:>Then suddenly one will see vengeance,>Hundred, hand, thirst, hunger when the comet will run.
>>41064541Prove me wrong.
>>41064592Well you'd have to provide an argument
>>41064593I did. You’re a piss drinking faggot. Prove me wrong.
>>41064615The burden would be on you to prove your assertion.
>>41062215Its a headline that alien life was found on Mars. NASA releases reach many average minds. Its curated as such
>>41064708If you actually read beyond the headline you’d read about the compelling data discovered so far but I guess your average mind can’t comprehend this.
>>41064739when words are said aloud. do they only exist to enter your ears?
>>41064753
The bot reaction image scraper saves all the images with UUIDs in the same format I guess.
What would you say if I told you that you are technically able to travel between planets but that incorporeal entities (you are one, for example) do not require physical vessels to travel between planets? There are habitable bodies on Mars, just like any other planet, but the trick to this is developing the "Merkava" to arrive there.
>>41065728You mean Merkaba? Merkava just shows me a stupid battle tank.
fake and gay bumperino
>>41059560outcome not great but better than expected!
Giant parrot
>>41059560It won't be shit. It'll be some fucking microbes from the rover. If it's something, I'll be the idiot who said it was nothing, and I'm fine with that as long as it's something; but nothing ever happens. But I'm calling it now, It'll be "OMG GOIIIIIS WE FOUND FRIGGIN EVIDENCE OF LIFE ON THIS PLANET FROM GAZILLION YEARS AGO!!!! THIS DOESN'T AFFECT YOU IN ANY WAY" and everyone will clap.
>>41067458>news on 9/10>post on 9/11 it won't be shit>didn't bother to read what the news wasdurrrp
>>41064592I take comfort in knowing you're both vaccinated and boosted.
>>41066303Let's try this instead:Did you know that incorporeal entities can corporealize on different planets without much trouble after creating this "Light-Spirit-Body"? All planets have bodies that an entity could occupy. It's about understanding Space and that there's nothing between the planets, so no physical Vessel is needed.
>>41061879>new to /x/>brags about it
>>41068324Do you mean that they use matter to build a body? Or does it have to be a living being?
>>41068731I have no idea. I'm really stupid. This was all just a joke.
>>41059560I tried imagining space but it just woldnt let me , there likes 2 or 3 planet a black sky and that it dosnt go out any further than thatd….I dont think there is a spase bros…
>>41061858I'd be more interested in hearing that Mars has oil
>>41059560Priming the turf for actual disclosure. Even if not, such a discovery hits fairly strongly at panspermia, which is pretty interesting in itself.
>>41062215>something that we already knew
>>41068923>Somehow they're never ridiculed for reaffirming known information constantly like a dementia patient trying to remember things
>>41068932It's the engagement system, anon. Marketing and Influence routines were so heavily refined that the system itself is now incapable of defining resonate material and, due to the junkies with short memories hooked up to the pretty color box being so aloof, simply repeats everything non-stop on repeat like in those dystopian post-breakdown games, movies, etc. that show humanity being reduced to a whisper while some robotic lady voices echoes the same line over and over every 40 seconds while nothing at all discernably occurs in the background.
>>41062215Yeah we already knew this like 20 years ago.
>>41061829This is the real one.
>>41061829Or maybe this one
>>41062237You mean the harmless comet?
>>41060603Meant to say: they never produce anything tangible as in look what i just did. Always talking bout tomorrow but tomorrow never comes
>>41061858You don't put the word by in that sentence. It is just, how many times have they done this now? Or even, how many times have they done this? Or more simply, HOW MANY TIMES!!!??!???!!!!
Breaking News! Mars doesn't have any Moon!
>>41059700 Fear and terror are all in the mind. Artificial.
>>41063303 Well I agree. I saw both The Pyramids of Mars and Ghosts of Mars.
>>41063303 Krell Machine?
>>41071460 I want to look at the sheer delight on this guys face as he gums the shit out of an over-ripe peach.
>>41071741 Lunar pokemon nigg-let.
They aren't hiding anything. Human origination as laborers genetically engineered on mars is common knowledge.
Why do people think NASA ever have anything interesting to say?
>>41059560acid
JUST IN: NASA FOUND SOME SPOTS ON A ROCK!!!!
>>41059560pigeon droppings
