The cia watches you masturbate
>>41069374Just watch or do they join in?
>>41069395they might or might not masturbate while watching you masturbate, but you will never know
Do they approve of the kind of men I watch?
>>41069374cuz they know i have weapons of ass destruction (my penis)
>>41069374bunch of fags
>>41069374they replayed the audio of my moan from my phone and i picked it up and gave it the finger looking into the camera
>>41069537Was your ass getting worked by a man at the time?
That's all they are allowed to do at this point, just watch while the world burns and they can't do anything about it.
>>41069545nah the ol hand solo, thanks for asking
They actually help me masturbate, not only watch.You will know if they do it to you too, bro.
>>41069426Ask them
Hey, glowies, do you think men I am into are ugly?
If they're watching me, then they're watching everyone, and I don't do anything that matters while I jack it.
>>41069414that's why I always jack it to the most fucked up psychotic shit that way I know they're having fun too~ <3
>>41069374even better
>>41069600No, they watch some people. They probably have systems in place to detect a certain type of behavior, tho. Tor does not hide you from them BTW
>>41069374Oh if only Then maybe my search results during sessions would be more targeted and accurate
>>41069770Mine are very targeted. They put even jokes there
>>41069774Mine haven't been since about 2022Since then they've basically made every result either an infomercial or a dance short
>>41069374>The cia watches you masturbatehehehe
>>41069822A example, I made a joke once about my child being 'special' because of the experiments done to me. That same night I got a porn vid with a pregnant Asian chick called 'The illuminati Breeding [something]'. I laughed
>>41069374Only sometimes.Other times they close they engage and they do sex to me. As a 162iq poly math who is in touch with the galactic federation they allow it to happen to strengthen me.
>>41069568Lol
>>41069859Nice IQ, brother. What are your skills?I have technical, creative and linguistic skills.
>>41069847That's the other annoying thing, they reference the most random things and it's never consistent
>>41069374And here's the mad-libs version:>The cia watches you masturbate>to AI written romantic-comedy adult fanfiction >featuring jewish intelligence agency employees"Oh no... Anon is looking up images of Special Agent Baumstein. Again.""Maury Baumstein, Sir? Didn't he retire 15 years ago? After putting in 40 years?""Don't dwell on it, just add it to Anon's file.""Sir... system says Anon's file is full - again. This is the second time this month they've exceeded resource allotment."
