Help treehugger frens, how do I get a qt dendroid gf?
So the succubus posters can’t summon anything,The /fox/ flurries can’t summon anything,The rare scalies can’t summon their dragon wives.And for some reason a filthy Leafy like you wants to take it to the next level, you have no chance. Worthless tree Fugger.
>>41069743Those are all fake and gay though. Trees are real. I saw one once
>>41069807I put my dick in a flower once, which is basically a plant pussy, so technically I'm not an incel. Do you guys even know how good it feels pushing it through fleshy rose petals sprinkled with warm dew? I always imagined there is a plant spirit hiding inside and enjoying it, but I'd like to get into a more direct contact with that one special tree.
>>41069845That actually feels nice.Also>>41069675you should just go into the forest far away from humanity and fuck a tree. They will come over wondering what the weird human is doing and then you can explain. Just be careful to not get lost they might try to fuck with you if they don’t fund it funny.
