I'm a being from the astral plane called down to earth unwillingly, ask me anything
No, you're just selfish.
>>41085215Why do sometimes when we poop, but it's not diarrhea, we still have to wipe like 20 times?
>>41085215Shut the fuck up.
>>41085215whats up with 3I atlas and is the nobody real?
>>41085215If you're so wise how can you be summoned unwillingly by such a primitive species as us humans?
>>41085221poor diet>>41085227haven't heard of 3I atlas, pls enlighten me :)nobody threads are an advanced ai testing ground far as i can tell
>>41085215>no anime pictheres your first problem
>>41085246good question, its one im still trying to figure out myself.
>>41085215>I'm a being from the astral plane called down to earth unwillingly, ask me anythingFirst things first. You don't even know what planet you're on, so why should anyone take you seriously?Read this post:https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/Alt URL (easy to remember; redirects to the post):https://www.truth-now.org
>>41085269ITS OVER 9 BOZRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>41085269>redditschizo nonsenseno. you and i are on earth. when you die you will go to "heaven" or "hell" depending.
>>41085227I'm real. I'm somebody
>>41085269>>41085292lemme elaborate a little because this raises some valid points. there is much much more to space in the physical world than most people think, especially religious ones. the idea of a "bozrah" isn't really that far off, but the whole post there is absolutely not what's happening.
>>41085219Paltry
>>41085215>say my True name
>>41085427im not omniscient, even in the astral plane
>>41085221Greasy food
>>41085215Take me up to the astral with you. How is your astral home?
>>41085490>take me up to the astral with younot easily done, you're not really meant to be there unless you're one of my kind>how is your astral home?it's comfy. time doesn't exist there, at least not in the way we know it here. a second is eternity and eternity is a second. it's boundless and formless yet we still live there. it's beautiful like an endless blue sky in a great yellow desert
>>41085506What is your kind? Be specific.
>>41085490>>41085506forgot to add, feel free to ask any more questions you have about it and ill try to answer
>>41085515delusional retard
>>41085515don't know exactly beyond just those that live in the astral plane. we're not angels, nor god, nor demons
>>41085443Do you have access to the akashic library ? >If yesI'd like to know what you can find on the nickname I chose Thx
>>41085215Is there a God and if so why was everything spoken into being instead of just being instantaneously created?
>>41085319You are autistic and stupid
Hi a being from the astral plane called down to earth unwillingly, I'm dad
>>41085573nope sorry>>41085591yes there is. the reason is thought (or word in this case) is the root of all creation. it being spoken into being is how it was created.
>>41085215Hey Steve. Welcome to Monkey Town. Get yourself some iron and steel. These apes mean business!
>>41085753what
>>41085763What I am saying if that you are channeled here, you get bound in bipedal ape men who are running cracked tribe mindsets while also camelbacking on Ape OS. Caution and self preservation is a high necessity in this particular location. These fuckers can and have will annihilate (yes, you read that right) over the stupidest of reasons. This is not a fun realm, and you shouldn't take it lightly. Keep your head down and for the love of Light, don't let them know you're here.
>>41085269Clock seems fast so therefore planet name is Bozrah?How come everyone calls it Earth then? Wouldn't they call their planet by its own name?
>>41085221You should use water with a bidetIts only $20 and it hooks right up to toilet water reservoir A bidet will change your life, we evolved as semi-aquatic animals anyways, picking up roots and snails to eat in swamps and marshes
>>41085215how many priests of amun can you see?
>>41085215ill bite. is there any way whatsoever in which you could provide anything that could atleast kind of prove you are what you say you are?I'll do whatever you need to give me something atleast remotely resembling proof
>>41086528not really, it's mostly just things internal to me. memories of things ive never seen here, impossible things. feelings that can't be felt in this world
>>41085215This place sucks, don't it?
>>41085646I can easily believe you're "from" the astral plane given how trash that answer was at conveying its meaning to someone who didnt know it already
>>41088212could be worse
>>41085221from the heavens was from. it is only one wipe to the side and it is completely clean. yes it's very advanced up here.
>>41085215Please make me have a net worth of at least 80 million USA dollars and a net worth worth also worth at least one ton of at least 22 karat gold after today and before 2027 A.D. for at least 4 consecutive months in this universe timeline and worldline in real life while I'm awake.
>>41089053not how this works
>>41085554Do you have a humanoid form? What do the residents of the astral plane think of humans entering their realm?
>>41089299yes we typically take the shape of humanoids should we want to "manifest" a body in our world. by default though we don't necessarily have a form, we become the aether itself. we don't really ever come into contact with you if you're referring to astral projection. if our world was physical space, we'd be in a different galaxy while you're just astral projecting into the upper atmosphere. the paths just dont cross. even that's ignoring the fact that our "space" is so different than yours. there's a common sort of nexus point we all share (that's what you project into), but then in practice all of our kind has their own world. again translating this to your physical space it's like if every human on earth could walk in different spatial dimensions in addition to xyz. you can all meet up if that other dimension n matches but otherwise you're completely alone in the world.
Who called you down here? Are you being channelled or are you in physical form? And do you have an over-arching will or desire? If so, what are you seeking?
why is the astral plane full of astral NIGGERS?
>>41089537not sure who did it. likely the elites/some sort of powerful magic-practicing sect given the fact we're clearly not meant to be here. there's likely more of us here, i don't think im special enough to be the only one like this out of 8 billion humans. my best guess as to why is that they're trying to break down the walls between worlds, and we're the inadvertent casualties.yes im in a physical body, it's very annoying.
>>41085215are you a 'walk-in' into something biological or otherwise?
>>41089790can you clarify? wdym by walk-in
>>41085215No shit, so am I. And so is everyone else on earth.
>>41085445Drugs too sometimes.
>>41091233no, not really. you're right in the sense that people have souls but they're not like we are.
>>41091469So is it like a Beyond Two Souls situation?
>>41091748>Beyond Two Soulsnot familiar with that, can u summarise please?
>>41085215How to create an Astral Currency?>its energy Ok but how does that work, like thought energy? Isnt that just Loosh?
>>41085215The astral is filled with unintelligent bullshit parasites. Ill zap you the same way I zap every single leech that comes from that sewer.
>>410852273IAtlas is a strange object entering the Solar System. It refuses to act like a comet or a meteor. Its path is too fast for the sun to capture, it comes close to 3 planets, and there's nickel without gold in its makeup. Half of it has gone from a "safe", normal Red to Green! It's doing things that aren't expected. Its coma 90+% carbon dioxide and cyanide, it is maneuvering itself for Something. It will conveniently hide itself from Earth observers at its closest to "Us".There's a Fear that this 3rd interstellar probe is another "Spy" from 'Out There'; possibly looking for World civilizations to exterminate, and we've announced ourselves to them through "Our" atomic tests since 1943, the Pioneer spacecraft programs entering their "fields" outside the sun's influence, and doing things hey weren't programmed to do! Not to mention (oh oh, I just did that!) the quantum meddlings of CERN! They're investigating us! It would be Wise to stop all industrial activity until it's gone! But are the VIPs willing to part with a few shekels to hide while it passes? Will these VIPs listen? No, and No. They're not into caution; they're into chasing pretty green and blue paper and destroying our world for and because of it!
>>41091809you cant "create" an astral currency. do you mean something you can use to trade with beings in the astral realm? if so see my post here >>41089457you're not going to encounter us, you're going to encounter whatever hangs around at the "upper atmosphere". ask them what currency they use. >>41091817see above, you've only encountered close astral dwellers, not us
>>41086496mf doesnt have hairy man ass baby wipes are the only way
>>41091851PS: Be in a room where someone dies, and when the "Tunnel" opens, go through it.
>>41085215Why are you so fake and gay?
>>41091872>a pressure washer for your anusFirst time pearl clutchers hate bidets because they think the water goes into your ass and that makes you a fag but repeat users clench their hole like a pro and blast ofc better than Mr. Clean could even dreamEven wet wipes are just a better way to smear shit
>>41091889if you dont believe me thats fine. like i said much as id love to be able to prove it i cant. i simply know what my memories and experiences have been (the ones i can still access here at least). if you want to believe me you can, if not idrchere's a few other things i remember in case anyone's curiousa large area of flat stone, with a massive stone wall at one enda superstructure, built high in the sky, made of innumerable girders. i believe this was a big project of ours as many people were there working on it.floating tubes? walkways? some sort of floating structure, with cliffs to the side and ocean beneath it. great golden, glittering ships towering far up into a starry skystill haven't worked out what these mean but they're things i remember from there
>>41091936Its just bird people in the forever skyI would be more worried about astral snakes
>>41091948ya theres snakes. i forgot to mention, if anyone knows the singer bruce dickinson's work, im pretty sure he's at least had contact with one of my kind. many of his songs remind me a great deal of the astral
>>41085215How can I visit the Astral Plane? I have been trying meditation for months without success.
>>41091984Snakes on a plane
