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>Christina Hendricks exists
>She always looked like a realistic version of Jessica Rabbit created by AI in the 2020s
>Her career began in the late 90s and still hasn't ever aged at all in the many years that have passed since
>Technology is still the same minus digital devices like video game consoles PCs and mobile phones with internet and other similar stuff for example automobiles didn't get any faster or change in shape they should've continued evolving as rapidly as they did until the end of the 20th century
>Does anyone remember how the entire 90s decade was? Everything changed but the 21st century thus far seems like a movie that someone made in the aftermath of 9/11 same guys rule the world Putin Erdogan Netanyahu Khamenei Maduro Lula and of course all US Presidents even Obama were boomers since Trump was born in '46 just like both Clinton and Bush Jr.
>Apart from Elon Musk's promises that were stolen from sci-fi books written in the 50s we don't see anything happening electric cars aren't more efficient than gasoline technology of the '90s and airplanes still haven't managed to reach supersonic speed they actually did in the 80s but not after the Concorde was withdrawn from airports
>Moon landings were fake and there are still no plans for Mars travel anytime in the near future while Jeff Bezos "space tourism" is a complete joke only 10 minutes of flight only slightly above Earth's orbit
>Christina Hendricks made both Neon Demon and Toy Story 4 with Matrix protagonist Keanu Reeves the latter of which was the sequel of a late 90s franchise
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>Not a single good actor ever came from the 21st century everyone still chooses Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Tom Cruise Johnny Depp Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Leonardo DiCaprio Robert DeNiro Al Pacino Liam Neeson Cameron Diaz Ben Stiller Owen Wilson Jennifer Aniston Adam Sandler Eddie Murphy Will Smith Michael Caine Vin Diesel Ben Affleck Hugh Jackman RDJ Sandra Bullock Brendan Fraser Nicole Kidman Anthony Hopkins Penelope Cruz Uma Thurman Samuel Jackson Kate Beckinsale Milla Jovovich Pierce Brosnan Charlize Theron Edward Norton Jude Law Matt Damon Christian Bale Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson (he wasn't an actor yet in the 90s but still everyone knew him back then as a very successful WWF wrestler)
>Russia's the world's most powerful army with Soviet Union technology used in all helicopters assault rifles artillery Tupolev bombers and T-90 tanks and that's why it's beating the entirety of NATO in a conflict that was expected ever since the Moldova dispute in the early 90s
>DVDs replaced video tapes but Blu-rays are almost the same and 3D wasn't really a thing ever since it was invented for the Avatar movie by James Cameron the guy that everyone still identifies with The Terminator from the 80s
>Dinosaur movies still as popular as in the early 90s
>Jason Statham's baldness is the same as when he debuted but his body is still as strong as when he was in his early thirties despite Stallone's retirement he seems like the exact same type of 80s action hero as proven by the Expendables 4 movie
>Immediately after Bruce Lee there were 2 successors both Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris but these guys have forever been the same with no one out there for replacing them of course Jet Li and Donnie Yen are born in the early 60s they're not that young for being considered as a new generation and neither is Karate Kid's protagonist who wasn't really a kid he was actually just as old as the actor who played the villain
>Wesley Snipes still the only actor to play Blade in Marvel movies
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you can bloat a face with botulism toxin but the next dosnt lie.
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>>41093800
She uses makeup to make herself look older but in this recent photo she didn't even bother dying her grey hair which aren't indicating that she isn't an immortal vampire who'll forever stay stuck in her teens she's a 90s anime character like Sephiroth Kakashi Hatake Tōshirō Hitsugaya and Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh!
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This dude took o e look at this broad and came to the conclusion we’re in the matrix. God I hope Trump makes psyche wards great again.
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>>41093800
>>41094113
She's still hot. If shes agent Smith nigga I never want to leave the matrix
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>>41094383
'she'
tits can be straped on, a larynx can be shaved down, fat can be put where its needed, but no tranny in the world has had a belly button relocation as far as im aware, real womens navels are inches above the pelvic bone, not in line
/would
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>>41094420
Speaking of belly buttons can you verify if the Good Girls undress scene actually shows her own flat belly? If it's not a body double as many jealous people have been saying then she's definitely better than the much younger Sydney Sweeney
https://upskirt.tv/videos/christina-hendricks-underwear-part-in-good-girls/
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booba
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>>41093773
>Christina Hendricks
>hasn't ever aged at all
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Honestly, I'm gonna need you to post more pics of Kendrick to fully understand your point. Maybe some that show off her breasts. I think the answer is in her tits.
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>>41095588
No retard her tits are her ultimate distraction if not for them then everyone would've easily figured out that she's an immortal vampire also her butt and flat belly are almost equally beautiful and her face is literally that of a child but she also has a 5'8" in addition to her massive tits so no one realises what would've been completely obvious otherwise
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>>41095711
Hmmm, I need more data. We need bikni pics. I need to analyze this. Post more pics.
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>>41095211
>>41095717
There really aren't there any bikini pics of her ever since she transitioned from modelling to acting except that Good Girls video I've mentioned in my previous post
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bump
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>>41094420
God damn
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>>41097426
It's AI she wouldn't reveal her succubus body except when she didn't pretend to be middle-aged despite her daemonic immortality



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