>Americans encounter UFO>Being Americans they decide the best first action to take is to fire Hellfire Missiles at it>Bounces off and does nothing>Aliens do not retaliateThis more than anything makes me think there is no big evil alien invasion force. We are a safari park and they are tourists chuckling as the monkeys pretend they are people.
>>41093967>We are a safari parkThat's the zoo hypothesis, yeah.
>>41093967Listen we played ball with those fuckers for 2000 years.Our spears couldn’t hit them.Our arrows couldn’t either.Bullets bounced off.Now we use hellfires after we learned nukes definitely work.
>>41094018>nukes definitely worknobody tell him
>>41094018>Now we use hellfires after we learned nukes definitely work.>Hellfires dont workoh bwoy.
the zoo theory is retarded because it implies a lot of things, for example;>earth like planets full of life are extremely common>technological life at the level of humans is extremely common>aliens exist and are capable of traveling across the galaxy just to come and watch a zoo>aliens have nothing better to do
>>41094088We drive through safari parks knowing theres a good chance monkeys and tigers will rip bits off our cars and fuck up the paintwork just to watch them do it. Zoo's as a concept are pretty fucking dumb but that doesn't stop them existing.
>>41093967It's better just to say US Jewish Government, "Americans" doesn't mean shit at this point. Ask someone from the US for their definition of America, you'll get ten different ideas from five different people.But maybe one in one hundred will declare we are slaves to the state of Israel, and it's owner, the bankers of the City of London.>tl;dr the alien spacecraft displayed aggressive anti-semitism, by not first visiting Jerusalem, donning a yarmeluk, and posing for photos at the Wailing Wall.
>>41093967Something to note here: Hellfire missiles are ground missiles, meant for targets... on the ground. Not flying targets. Whoever said that was a Hellfire is rather silly, to say the least.Also, Hellfires detonate on contact instead of having a proximity fuse like most missiles, so that thing should've exploded instead of bouncing off, but in either case that missile should've exploded instead of bouncing off. This is fucking weird as shit.
>>41094094>weonly a tiny minority of humans give a fuck about safari, which would be even more fucked to think that only a small percentage of aliens give a fuck about life on planets.life would have to be so insanely common for aliens to look at earth as just some backwater safari planet.
>>41094175Some people are freaks and want to oggle wierd shit.
>>41094175>>41094094>>41094088Nobody's even considering the possibility that aliens are just sending camera drones to our planet so they can record and livestream us from millions of miles away.Earth is just one of the shows on their equivalent of the Animal Planet channel.
>>41094201>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fTWmUlTEqE
>>41094201>Can you believe they voted again to do what the billionaire cast tricked them into thinking will enrich their lives but keep them in generational debt and poverty? lolololol they are doomed.
>>41094186my point is that every metaphorical rock scientists have looked under for aliens has come out as empty, 100 years looking into the sky and still nothing.every single exo planet is just wasteland or a gasgiantmost stars are red dwarfs that don't support INT lifei highly doubt there is any life in our galaxy desuif advanced aliens were insanely common we would know by now
>>41094239>i highly doubt there is any life in our galaxy desuthat makes things a billion times weirder
>>41095748We may have quite a bit of space to ourselves. This may be by design. A way to keep the specimens isolated during the experiments.
