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>be cultist
>worship a tyrant deity that promises to destroy the world
>me and the rest of the cult will be spared the wrath of the deity
>everyone outside of the cult will suffer
>oppose humanity and its foolish mortals
>collect together in groups to pray for the deity's return to earth to kill everyone on the planet and end this physical plane of existence
>be christian, pic unrelated
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>>41100043
I lol'd
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>>41100043
You are going to have a literal heart attack when you realise that these two things are very mutually inclusive, and have been staring you in the face. Mocking you, every single time.

https://youtu.be/0v4oXDRP0DM

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>>41100253
What two things, you schizo? (Nobody is going to listen to your song BTW)
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>>41100333
KYS
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>>41100333
>(Nobody is going to listen to your song BTW)

I officially just became the Nobody. medbeds hell yeah bitch
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>>41100043
>>be christian
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>>41100253
I listened to your song anon
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>>41102218
I like this version, cuter too.

https://youtu.be/xXJtzh2TlhE
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>>41100043
>Being a Christian
>Strange rituals associated with the absorption of the body of God
>Apocalypse of John
>Promise that almost all people will be destroyed
>Detailed description of how humanity will be destroyed
>Only 144k chosen ones will be saved
>Jesus with 7 horns with 7 eyes holds a sickle in his hands (Kronos?)
>Heavenly Jerusalem is described as a Cube
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>>41103052
I bet if the ancient heebs had the concept of a number as big as one billion their special number would be closer to 144 million.



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