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Why do aliens abduct people for breeding experiments when they could just ask and 90% of men would accept?
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>>41104798
do you ask the dirt permission to wipe it off your shoe?
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>>41104804
I don't wipe dirt off my shoes
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>>41104798
Aliens have an abducting fetish, OP.
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>>41104798
They're looking for volunteers for their less humane experiments if that's your thing.
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>>41104874
And they have a scat fetish for some reason
No, not just anal probes
Many stories have it that aliens ask you to shit on a plate
Could be for scientific purposes, could be that they know the anus is linked to the chakra, or simply they are scat weirdos
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>>41104798
How do I become a grey?
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>>41104906
the ass thing is actually them just studying our gut biome.

the weird sex stuff is just them wanting coom and eggs is because both of our species are approaching an evolutionary dead-end. they already cant sexually reproduce and we are quickly headed there too.
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Don't they reek of absolute omelette rice egg shit?
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>>41104798
You’re a loser for thinking this way
Most dudes don’t give sperm despite them paying for it. How stupid are you?
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>>41106475
This picrel is an advertisement I literally saw today on instagram from a doctor’s office fertility clinic
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>>41105803
>how to be a grey alien
Cut your dick off and start following orders from the govt
Who do you think controls school shooters?
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>>41106056
>grey fingers typed this
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>>41106056
so ayy lmaos don't get feminism and hyperfeminization's effects on sexuality, the human psyche and society? don't tell me they were duped by this as well
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>>41106475
Donating sperm sadly does not involve fucking hot aliens
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>>41106572
Yes
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>>41108812
HA
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>>41104798
They like it best when we fight back.



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