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Was Jesus a alien? I mean after being murdered by the Jews he "ascended" to heaven after his 3 day rest. This has to be his fellow aliens pulling him back up to the mother ship hovering above the earth.
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There was a sign in the stars, some sort of heavenly craft I suppose. An alien deity is beamed into a 14 year old earthlings womb. He's quiet, hides a lot and does weird shit with arcana. He lays down his tracks for a later day to come. Then to get back to his starship, he makes the earthlings kill him. This is to test their compliance to his plan. How else right? God sends this "Jesus" as a sort of canary in a coal mine, into places darker than he should have to venture. He arrives in these fallen astray worlds as part of a big reconassence mission to prime and sequester away an immune race seperate from the beligerant unbeliving vermin that he will annihilate. When all are reached and tested, he will know for sure it's time to close shop for good and take his people out of the irredeemable lands they were lost in. It's all part of the plan. All you have to do is believe that it works and keep spreading it and it will be done.
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God created the Universe this Simulation
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Yes, moses also. Read the Book of Enoch. Bible stories are actually quite interesting if you entertain the thought that aliens were constantly intervening with humans back then



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