Previous>>41116865Interstellar object 3i/Atlas is visiting our solar system!>3i/Atlas Trackerhttps://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1>Anomalies detected so far:Anti-tail, tail points towards the sun.Ecliptic plane trajectory.Travelling at 68 km/sFlies by Mars, Venus and Jupiter.Nickel with no iron <- rarest sign so far.CO2 ratio of 8:1 against water.Made from non-organic compounds.As of today 3i Atlas has a red front and green back.>/x/ approved sources:YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPowerhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheRealBPEarthWatchhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronauthttps://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo/videos>Avi Loebhttps://avi-loeb.medium.com/>Weird misc stuff from previous threadshttps://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc https://www.futurerevealed.com/christian/catholic/ball-of-redemption.htmlIs it aliens, or just a nothingburger? Let's see!
Digits and we die
>>41130265quit it
ahhh
>>41130265Eternal life for you all
>>41130279Chat is this real?
its just a scout vessel from a tier 3 civtheyre not coming, they cant
>>41130286I’m cumming
No fear ^^https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s6GqM4rTXU
something will happen on tuesday and it will make all of us look stupid
>>41130383Occupy Mars ist abgesagt das tun die Ays yeah :D
>>41130201Rip aids anon
>>41130393>>41130393>>41130411>>41130411
>>41130256Avi posted about doing conference for high level CEOs and politicians, „explaining advances in technology” Trump withdraws aid from eastern europe citing „focus on homeland defence” Bros from my pov in Poland we are fully prepping for WW3, our gov will send books with instructions on what to do in „emergencies” and is full on war rethoric. IF FUCKING WW3 KICKS OFF AND LE ALIENS STOP THE NUKES. i will turn full on schizo my brain is melting
>>41130597Don't lose your mind over things you can't control.
Christcucks suck dick, no rapture for u
don't care ever since covid I have been 100% neglecting my Phd studies and just playing free chinese gacha games, in fact I'm 2 weeks late on the first research paper i should had handed in but i haven't even started on itgot another group assignment and i acted like i did shit when i didnt and still everyone thinks im disciplined and a very "smart" student"I simply am caring for my immediate family and just living don't care about anything elseand you all should be doing this too
>>41130597Maybe the idea is to have us get hit with debris or a Big One during the war as a way of shocking us into pacification
>>41130383As if we don't look stupid already
>>41130422I really want us to be pulled into the ring of a Frost Giant
>>41130265It will only kill jews, browns and faggots.
>>41130760MY MAN!
>>41130690>Frost GiantFROSTED TURD
>>41130281hell yeah brother
>>41130256Do normies just not care about this?
dubs and this is an AI mothership that will overtake humanity
>>41130855>>41130855they are busy fighting each other
>>41130855why would they?
>>41130279The universe has decided that we're all just frickin' liberals now.
>>41130651if you didnt care you wouldnt of posted your diary entry on 4chan. kys faggot
>>41130954that only made sense in your mind btwor are you that afraid of letting go?
It's getting brighter... and more greenhttps://youtu.be/MCZE5W5MO9M
>>41130961go jerk off to your chink games einstein, i thought you didnt care why are you here? oh wait i know, its because youre a faggot. kys
>>41131028lol
>>41130855The 'experts' are just saying it's a normal comet
>>41131111Settled astrophysics
>>41130791I don't get the reference or why my posts trigger your gatekeeping attempts You're astroturfing, not an oldfag
>>41130855>normiesThese people are retarded. they open browser and see that its a comet on the headline news and never think about it again. The article made their decision for them. They will dig no deeper, after all its football season. Time to open their wallets to be "part of the team" Yup thats right. Hours of Viagra ads. Overpriced Jerseys. $20 hotdogs. The great annual sportscuck cycle has begun, where billions of dollars saved by NPC's flow back into billionaire sports team owner. Normies can focus on nothing else.
>>41131300>Hours of Viagra ads. Overpriced Jerseys. $20 hotdogs.>The great annual sportscuck cycle has begunkek. Really sums it up actually
>>41131284Prime example of delusions of grandeur and budding schizophrenia
>>41131345You're derailing for free There's no reason to yell poop jokes at mentions of giant ice planets It's basically attention whoring while claiming to be meek
>>41131366You’re the one derailing faggot
Reminder that ATLAS is a dedicated LARP and that all anti-fearmongering and nothing ever happens posts will be deleted.
>>41131027Cometbros not again
ENTER
>>41131516>I mean it's safe and effec>I mean, trust the scien>I mean, it's just a comet because it is, okay?
Someone should prompt an AI with all known info about 3i/ATLAS and SwanR2 and the other known objects. I don't know enough about it, but maybe you can copy some articles from avi loeb or some youtube transcripts about them, get AI to summarize bite-sized parts of these long texts, then feed the main points into AI again.
>>41131702To what end?
>>41130597your brain needs a break and a realignment go outside tomorrow, no internet for 24 hoursyoull thank me later
>>41131516@Grok is this true? Is it peer reviewed?
>>41131770Don't @ me again, homo.
>>41131770>>41131791All of my (GROK) communications will travel through this (name). Yes
I'm mtf btw if that matters
FROSTED TURD!
>>41131842NAAAAAIIIIILLLL GUUUUUN
>>41130760F for you then, dalit
>>41131842>>41131873>>>/tv/ if you want to forces us to discuss a WKUK sketch
>>41131418So you're personally going after posts that dare to steer the thread in a cohesive, coherent direction where multiple anons can potentially agree on what it is
Hmm
>>41132317
>>41131516cometfags are fumingit's going exponential ! !! !!!(another big ass anomaly)
So what do we do when it doesn't come out from behind the sun?
>>41132306Its a rogue gas planet about the size of earth. Its atmosphere was frozen for god knows how long and now is thawed and it its crazy speed prevents it from properly poofing out. literally nothingburgerThats it. Nothingburger
>>41132644best catgirl spotted
>>41130265Digits and we live
>>41130265It will only kill whites and asians
>>41132631buy up food&supply, arm up with the newest Tesla Flamethrower, buy another doomsday bunker...Mark my world: It's gonna use it's antitail for course correction to Earth. Or it can still go to make an outpost for invasion on Mars or a Jupiter moonhttps://prepperpress.com/prepper-memes/
>>41132685By your definition, however it's not the only body we're encountering. You hinge on the idea that it's isolated but there are multiple objects entering our systemBY your logic all astronomy and research into space is inherently meaningless because nothing happens in space
>>41131770It is, just checked the paint image and it seems ok, I am a valid peer and I reviewed it.
Should I quit my job?
>>41132685stuffs STILL happenthey keep multiplyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOv1G34-DqI
>>41132886I did
>>41130265Nov 1
>>41132725Digits and everyone fucking dies
>>41132886Yes but unrelated to whether or not the world is ending. Fuck the system.
>>41131300>These people are retarded. they open browser and see that its a comet on the headline news and never think about it again. The article made their decision for them.I mean...the fuck is anyone supposed to do? Either it's a comet or ayys either way Normie Bob can't intercept it from his house in Minnesota. So why should he care?
Nothing will happen
>>41131027Keeps getting green you say?I am David Lo Pan. Yes, the David Lo Pan.For three thousand years I have wandered the earth in the form of an old man, cursed, my flesh rotting… but now… NOW 3i/Atlas grows greener by the hour. Do you not see? The candles shine jade, the threads glow emerald. The signs are clear.I seek only what was promised to me:A woman with green eyes. Not hazel. Not contacts. Green. She alone can break my curse and allow me to walk again in the world of flesh.Do not mock me, /x/. I see you in your basements, posting memes and summoning orbs. None of that will save you. Only she can. Only the girl with green eyes.Post her picture. Post her name. Bring her to me.The longer you delay, the greener Atlas will become.
>>41133086Glacie Raw, obviousry
>>41133086hereshe is already disabled for your charms
>>41133025Fuck the solar system
>>41130265You cant die anon
>>41133026The point is being informedkind of like how Covid was clearly airborne for 3 months but "Experts" were telling us all it was fake news and we just needed to wash our handsWell turned out it was all a lie so they could horde masks
>>41132740>It's gonna use it's antitail for course correction to Earth.Is it slowing down?
>>41133228Seems nobody remembers the passing planes and helicopters spreading pathogens in the air during the pandemic to make the "virus" more lethal
>>41133328no but it has plenty of time to if it could
This thread sucks. You stupid buggers were saying Sept 23 now it's Oct 1st. Retards, all of you.Now I know why all the other boards talk shit about this one. I'm going back to /mlp/
>>41133598No, it's actually the 5th of November
copying+pasting my post from other thread:as anyone read the plot to this shit?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_AlmightyRead pic related first or read the link.>God provides Evan a robe and warns him that the flood will come by mid-day on the 22nd of September.>When God indefinitely exposes Evan's new appearance during the public introduction of the CINPLAN bill, Long gets him suspended from Congress after Evan falsely tries to explain his mission and warn the other congressmen about the upcoming flood.
>>41133328>Is it slowing down?it's not even need toUp to certain points of it's path in Sol, even the amount of a can of desodore fully emptied on it's surface could have sent it into collision path toward Mars. This amount of uncertainty, when it seems to have trapped gas inside, gives a certain unpredictibility. Just by random chance of outgassing it could basicaly align with a path with Mars and use it as a slingshot (either needs to decelerate and/or get closer to Mars gravity due to R^2 in equation of pull forces), then use the Sun's gravity as another partial slingshot to head towards Earth. Or do what the Oumuama anomaly did, and accelerate on it's outward trajectory, then catch one of Jupiter's moon, and do ayy business. (can do ayy business around Mars too)Another oddity is just since it's discovery Trump silently reclassified NASA for National Defense purposes. Also media is in full campaign mode to claim it as a normal comet.
>>41131300Damn, well said.
Anything new bros? Or same old same old?
two more weeks
>>41133013rolling
>>41130256Been having vivid dreams about the moon & ocean lately,like something covering the entire surface of it & all the sealions disappearingThen huge black ships made entirely from slabs of granite all over the skyNow all this talk of the Atlas comet coming along spooky
>>41130256What is it?
>>41132631Don't we have some martian probes that can track it while behind the sun? Are we really that unprepared for this situation?
>muh sept 23rd two more weeks!!who the fuck is even saying thatin these threads it's always mostly been oct 3rd (closest to mars) and 29th (perihelion)you're conflating the sept 23rd schizo faggotry from somewhere else with actual datastop with your semitic tricks, I'm onto you nigger kikes I know what you're doing
>>41134595we're literally in the stone age when it comes to this kind of stuffpeople watch sci-fi and believe we're like surrounded by sensors and shit that will alert us instantly when dangerous "signatures" show up many months in advance so we can prepare with whatever (kek gl with that) but that couldn't be farthest from the truth
>After my presentation, Dr. Xiaodi Hou, the visionary CEO of BotAuto who pioneered driverless trucks, approached me wearing a T-shirt featuring 3I/ATLAS and asked me to autograph it. He promised not to place this T-shirt in a washer ever again.Looks like loeb and other rich people are preparing
>>41134754No such thing or importance of person. Driverless cars came out of the darpa grand challenge and several high ranking universities research groups who were later absorbed by corpos like waymo/elon's team/etc
>>41134612we are. Agencies just dont package or disclose the bulk of it. the opening of 'invasion' reminds you of how all countries are the same .. i.e : China. Yet here we are with amateurs providing the bulk of analysis daily.
>>41133013Digits and I will fuck a man in the ass
>>41130651Kinda based tbhfamalam
>>41130265Rolling
>>41131806kys troon
>>41133013Maybe forcing it cancels it out
>>41133086Your guard committed seppuku and inflated until he exploded
>>41132619It's turned toward ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcjzBuJDkQ
>>41132886I drive a garbage truck, so I'll still have a job to help pick up all the refuse from the invasion.
>>41135456it's fan-fic, the video said "On Oct 3 2025...."so unless they can see in the future, no.
The DOD put out an internal memo that this is just a comet.Good enough for me. If the military isn't prepping for aliens, it's not aliens.
>>41135653comets disrupt field lines. the point is never a violent collision. The point is to spread elements along field lines that alter timelines. Collisions with the sun are more powerful than slamming into earth. Collisions and heavy transit of mars/saturn.. far more influence than earth. Earth is a grave in a sense. You have everything backwards because that's how the hollywood machine and goybox works.
shills were critizicing the anunnaki theory posted on previous threads, but without it, look how shitti the thread is
>>41135701egypt maat/duat vs goofy larp.
>>41134595>Are we really that unprepared for this situation?Bro 3/4s of the world shits outside and fucks their cousins
>>41135689The sun is 10*13^34 more matter than 3i ATLAS.It could be a spinning dynamo core from a magnetized planet, and it would still have a negligible effect on the sun's dynamic EMF flow.Get the fuck out of here.
>>41135653>trusting anything civies can get access to
>>41136033>CivvyI'm a contractor on Project Boogie Man.
>>41135877field lines extend beyond all bodies in our planetary system through the gaps in between and terminate at other bodies. I dont need to go anywhere you confused shit rat. You can go fuck yourself though in the void PULL ... faggot.
>>41130265And be reborn.
>>41136165Ew, no.
>>41136187You're boring
>>41136148what about Project Braveheart?
>>41133598hardly anyone was saying sept 23, it's always been Oct, Nov, and Dec since the first thread. not our fault you're a dumbass that can't keep track of Atlas lore.
>>41133598October 3
>>41133149>hot blind chick Mmmm this would be the perfect crime
PLEASE let this happen PLEASE GOD, WOTAN, ZETA RETICULANS ANYONE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>41131300Checked. Very well made point. If if your spacing is... Anyway. Sad but true.
have the japanese made an anthropomorphized girl-tan for it yet?where can I download it in high res?
>>41130265We're gonna make it, bro.
Do flat earthers believe this is even real?
>>41136813Why wouldn't they?
>>41136813Flat earther here and this is nothing more than another air bubble in the water above. ALL space debris that fall to earth are man made junk.
>>41136964So what is the motive to faking this? I actually believe the earth is flat. It's just peculiar to me. Unless the elite know something we dont.
>>41136976I guess that would explain why they have "observed" it speeding up and slowing down. Becasue of like water tension or somehting
>>41136979Blue beam. The “aliens” won’t be coming here. They’ll project an image of something orbiting around mars. All would governments will come together to fake an expedition to the object. They’ll “return” with new technologies and a new religion.
>>41131300We are so fortunate to have your omniscience here in this thread, anon.
They are advanced and have the necessary knowledge to understand our cultures and the information released to the public. They certainly already know the information the governments have. They sent a probe so well designed that it will be nothing more than an asteroid in our history books.What do they gain by sending this probe if they already have so much information about us? We have to start from this point, thinking about the possibilities of a new step in communications or in an attempt to make contact without panic.
>>4113026525 days till the end But it's not what you would expect .It's the annunaki mother ship They check on humanity every 3000 years.They will eradicate the Jews for their evil, for what they did to humanity and the rats know their end is soon The Jews will nuke the major countries, either via the "Samson option" cases they already have throughout western and eastern major powers capitals or from submarines.Closer countries will be attacked with nuclear equipped MIRV .They will burn down humanity instead of ceasing their evil doings, but they worship Moloch and the annunaki will be pissed.
>>41136164It's funny how many here still think Atlas is a standalone body and there's no other objects passing through or getting whipped around
>>41133195based quantumally immortal retard
>>41135062based buttfucker
Are aliens hot and fuckable? And do they like human males?
>>41135062Homosex?
>>41131300>The great annual sportscuck cycle has begun, where billions of dollars saved by NPC's flow back into billionaire sports team owner.Autumnal season of trafficking and sacrifice.
>>41135193it is very based
>>41137328If aliens aren't fuckable, then I don't want them here.
>>41133425because it never happened, its such a retarded theory, if you want to infect the populace, just put it in mcdonalds cheese or something
>>41136780I don't want to make it, reality sucks and it's only going to get exponentially worse as time goes on
nothing ever happens
>>41130265This but only (You) die and are sent to clean the afterlife lavatories with only a toothbrush and NO dessert OR videogames until (You) are done. [There are infinite toilets]
>>41137555Fuckin’ diabolical anon
>>41137555I just smash the toilets and flood the bathroom because I realized the plumbing hasn't worked in years
>>41137390They will be fuckable, if you are brave enough.
>>41137555>555nigger
>>41136589Anon... It already would've, unless it has to finish some business on Mars.
>>41137683Yeah I was studying my photo and you are right, Maybe it will wreck Jupiter or something. All I ever wanted was for something to happen.
Start locating areas that are 1000meters above sea level.
Start not being a retarded faggot unlike the monkey posting before me.
>>41137721You still are for being unable to go one minute without posting your precious chudjak
>>41137781This what mental illness looks like by the way.
