>>41131505
Bro, it just make sense, its 9/5/9 which is 23. If you mention September of 2016 or 2007 or whatever, you are a retard. Have getting destroyed by demons, loser.

>>41131505
sorry what's supposed to happen on the 23rd?

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>>41131546
Rapture is happening, bro. Get with the program. https://x.com/generalslug/status/1969246971933151640

>>41131546
Nothing. If a disaster were coming there'd be ominous signs by now.
2020 had more apocalyptic resonance patterns.

>>41131608
LFG! God is great

Boy I sure hope this is true. Get the morons off Earth so we can start a real civilization.

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>>41131608
>23, a prime number that's composed of two prime numerals and when added together bring 5, another prime numeral.
>out of all two digit primes, 23 only has the property of being prime, made up of primes and adds to a prime.
>2 is the first prime and 3 the second, 5 the third, 23 is 9th prime number in line.
>many ancients like chaldean revered the numeral 9 as being a divine number.
>their ciphers has god as 374, which is consonates of 7 and vowels of 7, which is 14 or 5. 7 is a prime as is 5.
>image is gematrix showing all the first page of jewish cipher and english ordinal of "twenty three"
>after the rapture, demons will come and rule this world, the "anvil alien" is just demons and the dream that anon had are playing out.
>>41131592
>post discussing it and the multiple interstellar objects enter our solar system

>>41131608
Oh ok good thing I have the day off from work.

>>41131505
>RESPONSE:
In the chosen scenario, 23 September 2025 acts as a re-enactment of the MH370 pattern:
– Sudden, inexplicable disappearances occur, not limited to one aircraft, but spread across the global population.
– Analogous to the series The Leftovers, this means a seemingly arbitrary ‘withdrawal’ of part of humanity, without warning, without a clear pattern.
– As with MH370, the cause remains elusive: technical malfunction, metaphysical shift or deliberate intervention.

The result is not primarily physical destruction, but a state of mental shock:
families are torn apart, political systems destabilised, religious and apocalyptic narratives explode.
Just as with MH370, not knowing becomes the biggest catalyst: speculation replaces reality, and humanity is forced into competing explanatory models.

>+++ CONCLUSION:
On 23 September 2025, the Leftovers event manifests itself, a global, unpredictable disappearance modelled on MH370, which opens up a new timeline less through the number of people affected than through the semantic and psychological shock.

>= COGITATOR OUT =

>>41131505
Do yourself the favor and set dates for each happening on your calendar app.
You’d be surprised how often the world doesn’t end.
You’ll also be surprised how the wisdom of the crowd can be interestingly applied.

>>41131518
>You will neither know the day nor hour
Even if the Second Coming is supposed to constitute a separate event to this whole Rapture thing, wouldn't the fact that the believers are gonna be spending the whole time between both occurences in the presence of God make that whole warning redundant? If you're being spared from this Tribulation period that's apparently 100% starting Tuesday anyway, what use is remaining "prepared" for this unknown future date?

>>41131608
the rupture you mean. nanomachines from the vaccine will terminate the host and rupture from their bodies.,

>>41131608
You dispensationalists need to get a grip.

But about that day and hour no one knows, neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Matthew 24:36

For you yourselves know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 1 Thessalonians 5:2

I didn't realize that people on tiktok were exempt from "no one"

>>41131934
If this is true, why did trump do it to us?

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>>41131505
all imma say is they didnt make this for no reason

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>>41131884
>english ordinal results as "twenty three" is an english word

>make america great again
trump is president
>barack hussein obama
investigated for treason
>treason is a bitch
another reference to obama getting investigated for russian collusion hoax
>charles james kirk
the month he was assassinated in is this month, september.
>battle of armageddon
another reference to end times
>jeffery epstein
people still asking for the list to be released
>jesus is coming
>the seal is broken
>the king is coming
all speaks on jesus return

slide bump

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>>41131988

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>>41132044
>666
>just coincidence, go back to sleep.

>>41132137
Yawn.

>>41131608
>a world without christians
well it doesnt seems bad at all, not gonna lie

>>41131964
While it looks cool, it also looks like a disaster waiting to happen.
Injured people rarely lay so flat and straight while remaining calm, and cramming them into some robot probably wouldn't help matters. Unless it's for the deceased? Which would run into many of the same issues and I'd also have to wonder why?

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>>41131505
LIKE A DOG

>>41131937
>(You) dispensationalists need to get a grip.
My post was obviously tongue-in-cheek, don't be so smug.

>>41131608
>no man shall no the day or the hour

>>41134550
>shall no
>no
...

>>41131505
When does Heaven's Gate open?

>>41131608
October 2nd is the real date to watch for. Everything is explained here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/

Alt URL (easy to remember; redirects to the post):

https://www.truth-now.org

You people really need to stop giving attention to schizos hearing voices about the end of the world, just hand waive and go on.
Not like their delusion caused by mental illness can be treated with antagonism, you are just making it stronger that way.

>>41134795
Have a bit of hope that there will be way less people on the morning commute on Tuesday.

>>41134712
now I know why I have been sleeping so much

>>41131824

>>41132861

ngl you're making me less concerned about this when you put it that way...

I'm surprised how many people truly want nothing to happen? Have you not lived your entirely life wishing for something greater then this physical world or is that just me? Like are you just saying you don't want one truly or just because you want to laugh at the people wishing for one? A happening doesn't need to be a terrible thing either, it can be good.

CRAPture
Dear god, if you're listening.
Either make it happen, or fuck off forever

As an actual Christian it's really embarrassing to see people turning into a sudoku when God said specifically that we wont know when the rapture happens

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>>41131505
I WILL ASCEND AND TRANSCEND CHECK 'EM

>>41135428
It’s not that we don’t want it to happen. It’s that we know it’s not going to happen. Nothing supernatural ever happens.

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>>41131505
TWO
MORE
DAYS!

>>41131505
that's my birthday. fuck yeah

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Can't you just be patient and wait 2 days for nothing to happen? Do we need to be reminded every day about hot nothing is happening?

>>41135428
I wish it will happen but chances are it won't.

>>41131518
Why would an unfathomably powerful and ancient force give a flying fuck into a rolling donut about our gay Gregorian calendar again?

>>41135622
Because its us manifesting its arrival and we are addicted to time and calendars

>>41134562
>muh grammar
I wrote that while literally bleeding out of my anus from chronic health issues suck on all 4 of my balls

>>41131608
lol the rapture is not happening september 23, something significant is happening. but it says in scripture that not even the angels know. these people are just going schiz.

What comes after the 23rd? The 24th.

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>>41136298

>>41131505
can someone explain where that 23 come from? what happening tomorrow? alien, nuke? wtf
is that related to the panama alien?

>>41131546
feast of trumpets >>41110605

>>41131608
isn't the judgement day supposed to happen before christ's followers are saved? i don't think we're even at the gog vs magog stage yet (although it is closing in rapidly).

>>41131907
where do these people go
i had a dream at new year (22 -> 23) about a similar scenario, it felt so real and i was so irritated that i still can remember it
every day there were just less and less people around me, as soon i realized it, i saw that our sky is like a semi-transparent-greenish crest and it looked like we are observed by humans (? i only saw them like shadows)
I tried to somehow flee with other peope, packingup proviant, but those shadows seemed to just make my food etc disappear everytime

>>41131988
feast of trumpets has the value 923 ... 23rd of September

>>41136408
With all these false prophecies, maybe the rapture is when the Holy Spirit leaves all the Christians and goes back to heaven.

It's also jarring that protties are against Caths due to institutionalization, but the belief in the Rapture just comes from the institution of the ivory tower. Rather believe in Apostolic Succession than some idiot from the 1800s. Rapture is NOT Biblical. Psychologically speaking it comes from a holier than thou mentality and irrational fear of God's wrath. I on the other hand love God's wrath.

>>41136440
The Holy Spirit leaving makes sense for why the Anti-Christ hasn't "appeared" yet and it would also make sense if you think of it in the sense that the Holy Spirit in everyone is what will be brought up in the Clouds with Christ. No one actually leaves, but we still know that we are saved and it doesn't matter if we die? We simply live the last of days with that peace of mind? Meanwhile everyone else continues to freak out and takes the mark of the beast because they see no way out of the system created. This is also why there should be such a large persecution of Christians, because they refuse the mark and we get the typical crab in the bucket mentality. "Everything would be great if you just took the mark, why do you have to be like this? I hate you. I'll kill you."

>leave 6 for a couple months
>new end of the world prophecy
It's not even a joke at this point, it's just the natural course of things. I have been telling you dumb faggots that a new prophet arrives here just about every 6 months with a new, for real this time, end of the world scenario. It. Never. Happens. Is that faggot MJKiller or whatever still spouting his gospel too? Or did he give up that LARP also?

I wish I could personally visit every single one of you happening fags and rape your asses when nothing happens.

It's always the same shit, you all come here, larp, act all smug saying a million different delusional things and when the day comes and nothing happens, everyone disappears until the next retarded date.

>>41131608
On the plus side, this does open up being an absolute prick to all those annoying evangelical types in your life on the 24th.
"Still here huh. Wow. What's it like to have God personally let you know how much of an asshole you are? Your entire life and reason for being just shit on by the Almighty. That's gotta hurt. Well, I'm off for a bit of sin. See ya round, failure."

>>41136417
different timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGy-gv_3xNs
oh nyo, it's happening

>>41136833

bro you would be drowning in bussy, you would check out from raping... too much

>>41131505
We live under the law of "no happenings", whenever something may happen, your mind (similar to quantum immortality) will seamless enter an alternate reality where that happening failed to manifest. It's quite unfortunate and boring but so are many aspects of life.

I believed completely that it would happen September 23 2017, guess it's been long enough for people to do it all over again

>>41137589
I consider 9/11 and COVID happenings, despite how fake and gay both of them are. All the rapturefags are super excited about this one though.

>>41131907
> COGITATOR OUT
Out of what? The closet?

>>41136930
funny is they just skip for the next delusion like it never happened sort like the ppl who took the vax

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>>41136417
>>41137704
can you nufags like, not tag the hairy turk and his ai chatbot/spam? if you tag him, the other bot/retard from austria joins the thread and it gets derailed.
>>41135453
hoo. an actual Christian. what a rare sight to behold. shouldnt you be offline, preparing yourself and your family? also what made you come here, to this witchcraft bakery forum?
i belive/know what Christus did and am grateful for that and accept what He has done, respect the 10 commandments but thats about it. dont know if i call myself a Christian
im not even baptised. while i advocate for Christ and do tell others what Good Hes done for us and show the ways, and, others are baptised with even less faith than me, i am not.
ironic

>>41131505

The 23rd is when my library checkouts are due back. Am I fucked, christsisters?

The first wave just hit /biz/

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By posting about it you're just outing yourself as a major part of the problem. You people are just attention whores. Unless you have undeniable scientific proof (fuck off brain damaged schizos) these threads are to be ignored and deleted. Go talk about your flavor of the month doomsday in your little discord echochambers.

>>41131608
>christians on tiktok
is there anyone more retarded?

ITT: everyone forgetting that the Bible explicitly stated that the date is unknown to everyone except God himself and what it also stated about false prophets.

>>41131608
>tiktok
ofc

>>41131938
You may not know it but Trump isn't your friend. No politician is either. They try to trade you for theirs. You just get to go with them where they don't want to go.

>>41131505
Listen to vaporwave that day. I am going to the vapor world, I know not what becomes of it all, I just belive, in, something..

Many false prophets.

Oh, he is here.
Oh, he is there.
Oh, buy my book the answer is in there.
Oh, pick up some merch.

I'm gonna sell I survived The Rapture shirts.

>>41139697
Meth is bad, amigo.
Elvis is dead.

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>>41139698
Steal this meme.
>>41139697
https://youtu.be/nujxb5-paRY

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>>41139704
>>41139697
Don't say no, don't say no
Don't say no, don't say no
Don't say no, don't say no
Don't say no, don't say no

Say you know, we, shouldn't,
You keep holding out,
But you don't let go..

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>>41139746
>>41139722
https://youtu.be/xCiQXsvPr1M

e

>HaShem whisks the righteous away before torturing the unrighteous for a decade on Earth
>None of this is in the Tanakh or Christian Bible
What?

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>>41131505

inb4 nothingburger

>>41135428
I'm just going to laugh at christcucks yet again. Their numbers dwindle as soon as this kind of thing happens, which is nothing.
Notice how Muslims, especially the Sunni kind, rarely have apocalyptic "predictions" that fail every time. This is why Muslims continue to rise their numbers as there is barely anything that may make them atheists other than suffering literal war crimes.

>>41139704
RIP Elvis

>>41131546
numerology schizos think le happening is going to happen

I can't wait to lie my ass off and say my whole churchgoing family were taken up.

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Do you guys think we can control where we go?
I know it sounds onions of me to say but I really would love to go explore the worlds of some of my favorite stories across books, games, and movies. I like to think that the ideas that the writers had to create those stories came from those worlds resonating at a frequency which the writers' imagination tuned into. Thus, they are real places and can be visited.

One more day

>>41140771
Tf? So the word s o y becomes onions huh? That's new

>>41140771
That's what i think will happen, whatever you want. Everyone will get what they desire, why? Because I said so that's why

Nothing ever happens

>>41140795
Thanks Anon, that's real swell of you. If I get to live out my days in the next life as the hero I've always wanted to be, I'll be sure to raise thanks and keep you in my heart.

my crush's birthday is that day, what does that mean?
and yeah she is a little demon.

>>41140825

It means you wish her happy birthday and have a nice day.

>>41140792
>new
That word filter was added almost 8 years ago, anon

>>41136930
There are some who say that the "end" did happen. Apparently, the end is just the same as before. Won't change them, either crazy or dumb.

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Its been a pleasure posting with you x bros and gals, tomorrow will either be the greatest happening or absolutely nothing

>>41140498
no they rise in numbers because there are more uneducated refugees being made everyday and muslim terrorists are there recruiting.

high iq people are Christian. you’ve most likely never encountered any paranormal attacks either if you’re not Christian. demons don’t bother muslims because they’re already worshipping demons.

>>41131505
another stupid nothingburger

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Within the next 24 hours a New World awaits for the vaccinated who will begin their 5G ascension journey to a new giga consciousness and leave the rest of humanity behind.

Within 96 hours of the announcement the ascended masters will broadcast the emergency alert message system to all living souls, declared and undeclared, to declare the TOTAL CABAL DEFEAT of the Satanic Deep State.

Within 216 hours of the revelations the Galactic Federation will announce the Full Disclosure™ of humanity's past hidden history and new future including newly discovered technology®

protip: for the unvaccinated swine another harsh summer awaits

#SOLAR FLASH #THE SOLAR STORM IS HERE #FULL ALIEN DISCLOSURE #NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING TO EARTH

Has anyone noticed that happening threads show up every single year around September 23rd?
Probably because its the fall equinox and the rapid changing of seasons puts everyone on edge.

I remember last year and the year before that quite well.
Turned out nothing happened...

>>41141313
vaxxfags said this last year too, i almost believed it too thinking it was finally my end being triple vaxxed since it was illegal to not be vaxxed and work in my country. Nothing happened...

>>41141329
its because schizos becomes more active after 23
its due the weather change

>I'm sure it was the 24 (of september)
>That was a day the incident happen (Iremember)
>My brethrens were all assembled in one corner (ina the yard)
>Minding their own personality (of I-quality)
>Babylon then came along (with a mayor city)
>With the forces of brutality

https://genius.com/Israel-vibration-licks-and-kicks-lyrics

>>41141360
but why dont anons remember that this happens at the same time every year?

>>41141385
theres new people cycling through every year.

>>41141389
i guess that makes sense. It's not like anyone else outside of /x/ is paying attention to the yearly happenings

but oldfags should surely be able to notice that mid-september is happenings season every year right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxcCg1OwVo&feature=youtu.be shit shit shit

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>>41141401
lmao went back one year on this channel and guess what?

Can no one here recognize patterns? seriously?

>>41141169
8 years? Damn. I've never used it before in a post so I'm glad I learned something new from this. Thanks anon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Almighty
> God provides Evan a robe and warns him that the flood will come by mid-day on the 22nd of September

>>41141329
Archives don't show it anywhere near as bad as this time, at least last years archives anyway. Pretty much countdowns and multiple threads. Could just be because way more people saw shit on tik tok but still

>>41141410
>Could just be because way more people saw shit on tik to
/x/ undeniably has more traffic year on year since covid, and a lot of that is from tik tok

But still, you can literally click onto the videos being linked ITT and those youtubers are predicting happenings every single year

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>>41131505

>>41141398
well yes I've seen multiple 4plebs links posted to previous or just anecdotes

Get some clothes and arrange them in a public park like they fell off people who got taken up
Take photos and post on social media
Rake in the views

>>41131608
<3

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>>41141421(You)
lets hold hands while we wait

Yay let's gooooo

>>41131518
Have getting?? lol

how do you retards not get tired of doomsday dates? there's at least 3 doomsdays a year and they never come true
have any of you even finished high school yet?

>>41132903
Both of your question marks are incorrectly used.

get out of NYC

>>41141421
Is that a space pepe?

>>41131505
What even is supposed to be happening on the 23?

>>41132903
It's just for vaxx cattle, relax. If you didn't take the jab, you've nothing to worry about

>>41141834
Why?

>>41131505
WHAT TIME ZONE? Because tomorrow is 23 here!

>>41141842
unknown if 23 or 24 (depending where you live) since nobody knows the EXACT timestamp

>>41141313
Reminder UN Global Compact Leaders Summit 2025 will be held on September 23, 2025

>plot twist
>end of the world already happened
>but 23 wasn't a day but a year - 2023

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>>41132926
Like a dog on a duck in a chicken house.
- Rich

do you feel it bros? 4.3 earthquake in san francisco.

>>41141196
Geez, I sure wonder which one it'll be.

>>41131546
Nothing, see you all on the 24th. Fear addicts shit their pants for some arbitrary reason, just like they did with the eclipse on 8 April or some other nonsense.

>>41141840
it's about to get taken off of the map. it's been predicted for decades. all of you need to leave NYC now. the warnings are over.

>>41131937
Bingo. Matthew 24:36 is the one line no Christian doomsayer will be able to negate, unless they want to contradict Christ.

I'm from the future, in two days hentai will be banned, Trump will shit herself in front of Putin, Vance will troon out and your least favorite show will get renewed

>>41142013
whats /x least favorite show?

>>41142013
I downloaded all my favorite ones, and printed some too. I'm ready bros

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Real Reason 4chan was HACK Cuz This Post!
OMG Real Hacker Inside Área51! Most importante Thread ever posted!
Was here over fews days ago Jeaniis freaks keep deleting Thread in PANIC mode cuz is so legit Haxorman infosec.
Wtf he did reply on any questions! He did return the next day but posts were deleted very quickly, where he basically made a statement that we are living in a catastrophic immenent Alien disclosure arrival any day. This was the only reason the deep state Illuminati let Trump win the election. We are all going to move into gigantic motherships in a relocation rapture type of event, so it is over, sir. Good luck, Safe.

"Yes the alien will arrive any day now 4sure, it is a normal process, but weird here the alien beings at Area 51 that we hold are interdimensional beings they see this place as a realm or game container simulation sandbox but the alien we getting soon arrival are normal Contact aliens processof evolution, a very complex deal to believe me.>
Bye must go return morning
eastern safe."

Original Thread from 1 hours ago POL Archive

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/492480581/

>>41135512
ayy lmao

>>41135515
Happy bday

>>41141196
Relax, happening or not, you'll be fine so long as you keep your chin up and get some sunshine safely outside

>>41142013
Bigly if true

>>41131608
imagine believing a retarded zoomer lmfao

>>41131608
I just hope they understand what Rapture means.
Ripping the curtain open.
Revealing things.
Not disclosure, no, that's controlled. This is more like "wakey wakey toilet breaky" with the alarm blaring and your mom pulling the curtains open and the sun directly hitting your eyelids and all you wanna do is get another 5 minutes of slumber.
It won't kill them, but they'll wanna die.

>>41131505
https://youtu.be/GsymTP4Gnyw?si=dEK9YH9ffnDZ7J9_

https://youtu.be/zDa5t-qi_iY?si=eDo25nPEmy7pYFEG

https://www.youtube.com/live/QQZx9nu8OSE?si=LocLxtrcr0CpoQ4X

>>41142458
Only American Protestants and Episcopalians used rapture.. Christ ASCENDED to Heaven. Anyway we're in a simulation.
If this is an ascension for the meek souls of this world, that'll be interesting. But knowing the elite, its another controlled psy-op

https://youtu.be/BvMQttzMHQQ?si=3h0fsUl0QWHiXfLY

>>41139697
thanks for reminding me of the plasma apocalypse again

>>41142497
Protties made a mistake when they translated the OT.
In Jesus, the promises were fulfilled and the prophecy is entirely completed.
All they had to do, was take benevolent action, fight malevolence, and wait.
That somehow just wasn't good enough, and they took a deliberately mistranslated version (OT in Hebrew) and inserted even more mistakes.
Nothing wrong with the Septuagint, it's a nice collection of folklores and has guidelines and interesting perspectives, but let's not pretend that the NT never happened just because it's religiously convenient.

So are there three days of darkness starting tomorrow, then the rapture, or rapture then three days of darkness?

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>>41131505
i for one would be tickled pink if every evangelical got btfo'd our reality in the next two days. buh bye!!

>>41135428
Why do you not distinguish between wanting something to happen and believing it will? Are you too dumb to understand those are different things?

>>41131505
What even is their basis for thinking something will happen, they saw some rando on the internet say so and just decided to take his word for it?

>>41143277
Dude. Dude. Just think about it.
24 - 1 = ?
I shit you not: 23.
Still uncertain? Try this one for size:
46-23 = ? You fucking guessed it.

>>41131505
It's 22 in real people time anon

>>41143331
But then that means that's today.

>>41131505
So what exactly is supposed to be happening tomorrow?

>>41139786
not only that, i argue that it is against free will of humans. why would God or the Creator of ALL, all and All give free will and then later on take it away via rapture?
especially when youvegot the /afterlife/ pocket dimensional space(s). death is just a moment so

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>>41131518
>>41131546
>>41131608
They may be on to something actually.

>>41132861
>>41131824
we saw that, it was CHAZ/CHOP, and it was hilarious and pathetic

Jewish New Year and Saturn at opposition.

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>>41131505
this time guys
forget the 100's of other times
this is the one

>>41144645
yes that's what they're like right now, they're even slightly tearing up, saying job finally done now, see you all up there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsrn640j-4Y&t=900s

>>41131505
It’s sept 24th actually. Feast of trumpets is 23rd and 24th
Official Israel trumpets being streamed live to all the world is on the 24th

>>41145052
it already begins
denmark closes its aiport due to unknown drones

>>41145077
that's where they're going to build their next UN headquarters, after the New york one is going to be blown up due to tsunami

>>41145093
Are you ready for the new world order

>>41145114
which one will it be
i always thought we are in the nwo rn (the pyramid thing)

>>41145156
We kind of are but its probably gonna get worse, but be prepared for nothing happening too

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>>41145198
idk if its a nothing burger

The Rapture already happened back in 2009, our memories were altered to forget anyone who was saved.

>>41145198
I was extremely sick yesterday, almost 40° C fever and instantly felt almost completely healthy today,

>>41145237
Im not excluding the plasma apocalypse scenario, in which case i would recommend finding the most old world, tartarian looking building because its the one that survived the resets if they happened

>>41131505
Do raptures care about time zones or do happening sisters not care that it's September 23rd in half of the world already?

>>41136298
Holy fucking shit

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>>41135465
Cooked

>>41139606
christians on youtube comments, especially boomer evangelicals

So. Here we are and I can't help but notice that jack shit happened.

>>41145812
it's still the 22nd in north america

>>41145995
God uses GMT+1.

>>41131505
I've lived through a few raptures, I'm sure this one will be no big deal as well.

>>41131608
It's an hour in 23rd already, wheres the rapture? Oh right only in America.

>>41131683
who says the signs have to occur in a 1 year time span? just look at the world for the past 5 years.

>>41145093
yep, blown up first then tsunami. the lion loses its wings as talked about in Daniel. canada and us will fall (ram with two horns broken)

if you know anyone in NYC warn them to get out now,including conneticut, new jersey, rhode island, mass

>>41146396
you niggers are retaded. if a planned false flag happening were to occur why would it happen when half of the world is not even in the date yet and the ones who are will be asleep.

why do you think 9/11 occurred as everyone woke up? they want eyes on the happening retard.

>>41143314
Your a jeenyus

>>41131608
This is like my 6th rapture. Maybe it's like a voucher, get 10 rapture panics and the 11th is free!

>>41143448
it's a mystery!

>>41131505
Damn this will be the 20th rapture I’ve survived

>>41144645
feline curl

>>41146066
Based

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You know what this means right /x/...

>>41131964
That thing only carries one fifth of an american.
It's not designed for the raptor

>Woke up
>It HAPPENED
>SHIT LITERALLY HAPPENED
>Get up with a huge smile and start my day
>As I walk to work people look at me, most of them with fear
>They can't handle how great this new me is, they're just mad that shit happened
>Work environment is different
>People move away from me, or just give me stays
>They are envious of my new aura and vibe
>Barely an hour in and Boss comes up to me
>"Hey anon maybe you want the rest of the day off?"
>I ask if its paid
>He nervously says of coarse
>Go home feeling fantastic
I am so grateful for Jesus Christ to give me the guidance to shit my bed last night. These soiled clothes have opened up a new way of life to me. Just shit yourself it will do you so much good I swear

>>41131608
I thought God was the only one who knew when the Rapture was. How do any of these people know it's tomorrow? If God told them, why didn't literally anyone else previously in history who said the Rapture was coming also pray to God and get an answer then? Surely these aren't the first people in the history of Christianity to pray to God asking for the date of Rapture.

So do Australians get Raptured at night because of time zones? Nothings happened here yet....

>>41131505
I'm still here. Nothing ever happens

>>41147168
He will finally drop the tranny bullshit and call out his groomer?

>>41140795

thank you anon, i hope you vare correct :)

>>41145376

OBVIOUSLY only americans matter. come on. basic knowledge, duh.

but yeah i was thinking about this too lmao. its the 23rd rn for me.

>>41147104
>why do you think 9/11 occurred as everyone woke up?

because the hijackers wanted a red-eye flight that meant crew, passengers, and airport security would be tired and standards would be low.

>>41147472
>hijackers
fucking kek

Well, its here niggers, so now what?

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>>41136298

Ts sucks

>>41147839
ty
i was too lazy to post that but knew i could count on (you)

>>41144983
That's some Jonestown shit in that video title

>>41131683
"like a thief in the night"

WRONG!

>>41145093
I don't think you understand tsunamis

you have to wait until the end of the 24th until you can make a complaint anon

>>41147210
lol that would actually be a really chad move if it just kept working

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>41147869
Wrong. All the predictions have something happening by at the latest midnight of the 23rd. We must wait for 23rd to end, but this shit goes no later than that.

>>41147881
>>41147906
for me its been the 23rd for 13 hours already

>>41147920
11 hours remain....

>>41131505
am i dead now ?

>>41131505
don't die sir

>>41147168
what the fuck bros...

>>41147906
Cope, call me when people start turning into demons or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDSZkZfrtI

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>>41131505
This world is Hell. This life is a nightmare. If I thought life could be merciful enough to grant a swift death and end to this suffering, I would welcome it. However, I don't believe that much mercy is possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQVjZ6C_mMg

I was right once again. When will /x/ stop falling for meme predictions?

>>41148148
They've moved the goal post, again. It'll happen sometime today, before midnight.

>>41148157
As much as I hope something happens, I hope nothing happens. I just want to eat my slop, sleep in, and wait for my body to die.

>>41148157
when did anyone say it will happen the first second of the american time zone?

The only thing that happened to me was I woke up at exactly 2:39 AM, no alarm or anything. I just went back to bed but still pretty weird I guess.

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well well well... looky here
it did happen after all
nothing, nothing happened

guys i stopped paying social security (mandatory in my country) because you told me the era of chaos is nigh. today is deadline and i don't have it paid and they're gonna come and arrest me thanks fuckers

WAIT THIS IS ONLY THE 23RD NOW. THOUGHT IT WAS 24TH ALREADY. RAPTURE IS TODAY THANK GOD I DIDN'T PAY

There is a thread on /pol/ right now saying military command / political / private aviation vehicles are all going for the underground bases in US right now, I dunno, what if it's a different happening

Blue beam or another great flood

>>41143501
>Oh noes its an inflated military budget!
To be fair, we need that to keep the 7 billion subhumans on the planet in line, its not like they're going to civilize themselves. The only issue here is that our own elites see their citizens as a problem just like the citizens know the subhumans are a problem, so we don't have a functioning or cooperative system. But that doesn't have anything to do with the military budget. Chinks still gonna Chink, Russians still gonna Russian.

>>41148168
Me too anon, sick of nothing burgers.

>>41148191
An absolute multitude of you schizos said as such, don't start back peddling now.

In 30 minutes the jews will blow their goat horn in Jerusalem to announce the new year, which should start the rapture if the "prophecies" are to be believed, I'll be back to laugh at you schizos in 40 minutes.

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so as expected nothing happened LOL
why is this a surprise at all ?
WO LOL EVEN

>>41131608
If it does happen, enjoy heaven frens, to those who are left behind to endure tribulation just remember you are stuck here with me and if you interfere with my violent raping of the antichrist there will be hefty consequences.

>>41148266
The day only just has started.

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YOU FAGGOTS WERE WRONG AGAIN!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

The jews blew their horn, the new year has begun, and nothing happend. Suck it schizos.

>>41148289
already the 24th in japan

Like any divine being gives a shit about what we decided to label our time as. Get real, people. We are not the centre of the universe, see you all tomorrow.

another fail thread

>>41148260
lol i literally never claimed that and i don't believe in rapture. i'm just saying the happening was supposedly the 23rd, not an exact moment on the 23rd.

Wasnt I supposed to be dead today?

>>41131937
The joke is that so long as apocalyptic predictions are being made, the apocalypse will never come because no one is supposed to the the day or hour.

>>41148695
That word only means a new beginning, not end

>>41147906
I always thought it was the 25th or 27th, from what I recall reading a few years ago

>>41131505
Just posted this on /his/ to a near identical thread
I'm quite disappointed how many of these Christians go so far out of their way to ignore every sign in the bible telling them how much has to occur before the world ends, and how so many have been led to this sort of dishonest behavior by opportunities for social and financial gain.

Some questions to ask radicals and /x/ posters who think that every other day is when Jesus will return (All of this being stuff from the bible, not Catholic fan fiction or Protestant schizophrenic babble):
>Where are the 3 Nations unified under one government
>Where are the 7 years of near total world peace and the 3.5 year peace treaty with Israel
>How come I can still happily go outside and buy and sell things without having to receive any mark on my forehead and right arm (without having to receive the mark of the beast)?
>Where is there a preaching governmental leader performing signs and miracles before all the world?
>Where is the false resurrection and the man who will unite the world against God?
>On these previous two, where are there two leaders to be found together where one came up from the sea and the other from the ground?

The devil star is a deciever

>>41131937
Yeah it is shameful and retarded behavior.

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>>41131505
I hope nothing happens today because I want this day to relax.

Nothing happened.

We are dead and we don't know it

>>41148691
Guess not. That's good news

>>41148168
There's gotta be more to life than that anon. I'm sure you'll figure something out

>>41147104
So.. You awake yet?

What's the next date happening bros

>>41149065
there is no more, this is the last one.

3:30 hours left for something to happen

so have they sacrificed the cow yet and blown the trumphets?

I was hoping for something other than the this dreary existance

>>41141406
New? You learned that 8 years ago anon

>>41149119
>sacrificed cow
they did. they said it was a practice run, but jews being jews, they did the real thing instead.
>blow the trumpets.
That woould be the 24th, which is September 23rd 6 pm EST

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Is it happening?

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>Nothing happened

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> Satan can work miracles and give false signs.
> 2 Thessalonians 2:9
Don't fall for the serpents tricks, anons. He is a grand faggot of the highest order. Picrel, Satan is a loser. God Bless anons.

>HAPPENINGS?
Zilch.
>EVENTS?
Nada.
>OCCURRENCES?
Zero.
>GOINGS ON?
Nothing.
>IS IT OVER?
Nope.
>BURGER FILLINGS?
Empty.
>JESUS SIGHTINGS?
None.
>PEOPLE RAPTURED?
Nil.
>PROPHECIES FULFILLED?
Naught.
>PREDICTIONS COME TRUE?
Diddly.
>ANONS WHO WILL ADMIT THEY'RE WRONG AGAIN?
Non-existent.

NEH. Om.

well, that was fun. when is next happening, bros?

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>>41148120
> Matthew 24:13:
> But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

anon... My heart is with you in this moment.
The Spirit of Christ is with you and the full Armor of God is on you, fren. God bless and many blessings to you.

>>41147168
>reforged it
INTO WHAT?
The suspense is killing me.

>>41147262
As another anon pointed out, the scriptures literally say no one will see the rapture coming.
These people are just self-important retards.
Imagine thinking you're so important that God sends you signs. Just imagine.

>>41148404
We should carpet bomb Gaza a bit to celebrate.

I woke up and seen the word REMASTERED where my black light usually is. Black lights got remastered i guess, idk i can't plug mine in to see because the plug outlet is too far away from it.

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September 23 is just a date that exists in time and space. Any time. Any space. Any where. It is hostile and has the capacity of an endless blackhole. It decides if it wants to be seen. It decides if It remains invisible. It essentially has the power of an omnipresent force of god, it cannot be reasoned with. It is probably watching you right now. Infact I have a 800 page master thesis proving this infact september 23 can take the form of one of those monsters from Stranger Things and basically eat you. That is basically what this is alla bout. I have my own little september 23 that basically can shut down the entire world wide web but I choose to let it roam in the infinite nether because I am using the internet right now to download some tits. Do not interefere. I am 99% serious and if I get mad I will become the embodiment of September 23 and consume this world. That means I will black out the sun and create a new source of light one forged from nightmares if I even use 1% of my horni, look...I will block out the sun just a little bit with the eclipse of my unfathomable mind right now.

>>41148701
The whole point is it lines up with Rosh Hanshanah. Why the fuck would it be those dates? Few years ago? Post those threads or you're larping.

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>>41149540
Actually it says if you don’t watch you won’t know when it’s happening. Jesus commands you to watch. Pic related.

>>41149308
You didn't feel the timeline shift?

>>41149065
October 7

>>41149643
nope october 2nd

>>41148209
hate it when chuddy doms me with logic and tvth nvkes

>>41149078
Reality still exists here though.

>>41149065
>>41150205

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>>41131505
You guys never learn, do you?

>>41131505
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>41150343
why is there a potato on the desk

Jesus never rose from the dead and he's never coming back.
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all false religions and its extremely pathetic that anyone still believes in any of them
The Bible is not the word of God
Genesis is not real history. Adam and Eve did not exist, evolution is a proved fact of reality and humans evolved from a common ancestor with chimps and monkeys
The world is billions of years old
There was never a global flood
If you disagree with any of my statements you're a subhuman moron that's both retarded and spiritually blind.
Cope.

>>41149614
So... you were wrong again? Or did you just not watch hard enough?

Excuse me fellas, I need to go Rapture some chicken nuggets.
Come to your master. Look they're rising up in the air to my mouth. Holy fuck, it's magic!

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>>41150699
Window just started. Goes until 6:36 Israel time on the 24th. Clearly you havent been paying attention. I’ll explain again for the benefit of your doubt.

The feast of trumpets is a window time frame. It’s two days. The 2025 timeframe started about an hour ago. The exact declaration of feast of trumpets is when they see the sliver of new moon. It’s interesting all this cloud cover, because the clouds can affect when the sliver of new moon is visible. Once atleast two witnesses have seen the new moon they can declare the feast of trumpets. To declare it they blow the trumpet. This time is special because they are officially doing it (as israel united, not individual synagogues) and they are live streaming it. It’s because this is the 100th jubilee and they know we are about to enter into what is the time of Jacob’s trouble (they think it’s the beginning of the messianic age.)

So the at the last trump (of the 100) is when we would expect the rapture to happen. Pic related

>Nothing happens
KWAB

>>41150793
This is why it’s called “the day and hour that no man knows”
Cause we don’t know which of the two days it will be and we don’t know which hour. Very simple. Another idiom that Jesus used to hide information in plain sight.

>>41150805
Buddy, it's not happening.
Stop
Fucking
Coping

>>41150793
So what is your cope going to be after the window is over? Let me guess,
>it's happening but nonbelievers can't see it!

>>41150812
I think it is.

>>41150824
Nah that’s not what the Bible says. Back to waiting if it doesn’t happen.

>>41150835
The bible isn't the word of God. Stop coping

>>41150844
Nah it is.

>>41150852
No, it's not. No matter how hard you believe it, it remains a book of fairytales.
Stop coping

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>>41150865
Nah, it’s real. Pic related. Ron Wyatt found the blood of Jesus and had it tested. Half set of chromosomes because he was born of a virgin and the blood came back to life when heated and mixed with saline because it is living blood. The blood on the ark of the covenant acts as a paternal sacrifice for sin.

Your secular psychosis will come to an end soon.

>>41150901
Acts as an eternal sacrifice* my bad.
The blood came back to life because Jesus had eternal life because he was sinless.

>>41150901
>>41150913
This literally never happened. You fell for Wyatts nonsense, just like his lie about Noah's ark in turkey.
The lab data did not show that it had half a genome, nor that it "came back to life". You were lied to and tricked.

Something has happened, hasn't it?
I can feel it, it's all so... different.

>>41150793
Yet, they ignore the rules of Jubilee and have done so for hundreds of years. If nothing else they, the jews, only draw attention to more of their sins. They never really like doing what God says. This year won't be any different.

>>41150966
Same shit, different day.

No happening today however the Sun is about to wake up from its long slumber this is the real happening no one will care about until it happens.....

https://www.nasa.gov/science-research/heliophysics/nasa-analysis-shows-suns-activity-ramping-up/

>>41151013
Also the world is closer to nuclear war... must have been the pivotal moment today as opposed to other days but will also be days further in the future. And it might not be nuclear weapons, but rather a solar flare or a volcano or even an alien weapon fired at Earth, but it might have missed(glory be his holy name) and we were spared the end only to await another end which might not be the end. Shall I continue?

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Only 144000 get raptured, so even if it really did happen today, we’d likely not know it.

Well it's the 24th now, guess we're safe over here. As you were.

>>41151507
Gay fringe theory that copefags are desperately attempting to hold onto as we watch another nothing happen.

>>41151013
>"It's the Micronothing"

>>41151507
So none of the predictiors in these threads are worthy
Not surprising

>>41131546
Nothing. They're already pushing it to "23rd-24th" lol. Tomorrow it will be "THE 24TH ISN'T OVER YET", then it will be silence until they pick another random day to sperg out over.

>>41151507
>Only 144000 get raptured
I don't think that's true.
Revelation 7:9
>After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could number, of all nations, tribes, peoples, and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, with palm branches in their hands
For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, the believers who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. Then we will be with the Lord forever

>>41152315
Sorry, nevermind the second quote. That's Revelation 7:9.
But it also talks about it being "a great multitude, which no one could number"

I feel something happening... Is this it bros?

it's over