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Previous Thread >>41114661

>What is Semen Retention?
Not touching your dick

>Why do it?
Apparently superpowers

>Wet Dreams?
Only fags are concerned about them

>What causes wet dreams?
Not touching your dick so don't stress if you get one while not touching your dick

ALL PREVIOUS THREADS:
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/subject/Semen%20Retention/

Here's an imgur that some fag made:
>https://imgur.com/gallery/g4eGH

Here's some interesting reads that you will pretend to read by won't actual read but will discuss them in the thread like you actually read them because most of you are larping fags anyway:
https://pastebin.com/qbTd4Lai
https://pastebin.com/dzA2yCdr

If you relapse, don't stress. Keep at until you succeed my fellow retention bros.
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>>41132920
# # # THREAD HYGIENE PSA # # #

Starve the shillery.
No attention for them.
No replies.
Focus.

(Pro tip > Hide shill posts: Click on the arrow next to the post number, click 'Hide')
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Reminder to men of youth and power. There is an influx of old decrepit men with no vigour left in their blood, filled with resentment, hellbent on making sure you end up as miserable as them. Do not listen to thm. Ignore them.

If you are a man with lots of vital energy, you need to direct this some way. As a young man, pure celibacy is not healthy. Celibacy with serious spiritual practise, minimum 2 hours a day, can be valid. You know what's also valid though? Having healthy relations with women. Embrace youth, have sex with women, enjoy their tight bodies. The old fucks here wish they could do that, and are jealous of your youth. Which is why they tell you not to have sex. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Nice troll thread, just mass report it.
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>>41132920
kek. ban faggot reporters (tattletails)
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I've been retaining for 3 weeks now and I feel really energized. I need to quit edging and looking at porn entirely now.
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>>41132920
relapsed at 20 days dont do it
dont edge dont peek

DO: take cold showers, read the Bible, use bonus energy on pushups or weight lifting

can't believe i relapsed but that's how it is, you feel invincible until you can't sleep or think outside of lust then it becomes the real test
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>>41133272
How is it a troll thread?
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>>41133332
>And it's even more meaningless to argue with a shill that's intent in destroying the general
The regular posters in this general became the shills. At any time you can talk about spirituality or the path to success on SR. Instead you just fetishize wet dreams and try to big league others with your fake streaks. Even now, all you have to do is pick a book on the gens list and discuss it. But you won't, because you are the true shill.
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>>41133244
>Having healthy relations with women. Embrace youth, have sex with women
Retention is important. Refraining from masturbation is important. Not using porn is important. But the reason you do these things is for the purpose of creation which is exactly what sex is. Why you would refrain from sex, unless you are doing some extreme form of monk mode is beyond me?
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>>41132920
Any thoughts on SR + Angion Method or other PE stretches? Degen I know but I'm sure some of you have done it
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Good bread. Good to get back to basics. Just don't touch your dick, simple as that.
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>>41132920
When do superpowers start?
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>>41133502
Literally the main rule of monk mode is no sex. Orthodox/Theravada/OG Buddhism, if you: 1. put your penis inside anything for more than a length of a sesame seed, 2. steal 10 dollars worth of anything, 3. murders a human, 4. lies about stream entry/enlightenment/jhanas; you immediately become not a monk anymore. Sex and monk mode are simply fundamentally incompatible
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>>41133368
if you really gotta ask you can only be the OP, at least now we now that you have nasty daddy issues.
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>>41133329
WTF anon, you're supposed to give up the porn first and then the masturbating/ejaculating.
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>>41132920
For Fortunate,peftecley ciculating,eternal chi by using a mixture of GInseng, Zinc, Fenugreek
Snorted Kratom, Snorted wellbutrin
Tobbaco tea (tsentak), footlong cigars
Vapable amanita muscaria and ibogaine
and most importantly coyote meat and dxm one can elevate to enlightment through normal procedure. While using all of the practioner does regular kundalini and tantric exercises in combination with imigary of a dragon rising to the the top of the spine then dripping ichor into a cauldron or chalice forming not only masterful internal alchemy, god like psychaddelic trances but also the ace of cups in your bodys permenant metabolsim withc gives user the philosphers stone or a feedback loop of never ending amounts of perfect chi and ki along with kundalini in the center by using the adderall to make dupe device of those three energies along with the mojo granted by the vajroli mudra one enter the final phase of becomeing the prismatic body of of infinte prismatic chi ki kundalin and prana all of this gives the self perfect ojas and eventually the perfect subtle body
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>>41133570
>Literally the main rule of monk mode is no sex.
You fucking retards need to get a grip. You aren't a part of some ancient monastic order. You larp on 4chan. And even worse, some impressionable people may take this shit seriously. Porn and masturbation are bad for you. But you take it too far for some internet message board crap
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>>41133575
So to clarify, its a troll thread because I have daddy issues. I'm not following the logic.
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>>41133879
No need to be so agressive desu, i'm just pointing out the obvious that having sex (and by obvious extention masturbation, porn, and ejactulation) and monkhood are mutually incompatible. To these so called impressionable people who may be reading, do whatever you want as long as its with a heart of love and peace.
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>>41133860
TLDR: do drugs(kinda) and hallucinate that you won life while in reality you utterly lost it?
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>>41133939
Ok, but you do realize you aren't a monk. I mean, if you know of a good monastery, point me in the right direction. It would be cool if there were some contemporary movement pushing men toward esoteric practice, purity, and abandonment of technology. I'd be down. But this is 4chan and a lot of dudes are here just trying to quit porn and be better people. It's fine for them to not be on the holy eightfold path toward pure prana transmutation.
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>>41133939
Lets start with the fact that the balls create testosterone and with lower amount of testosterone this challenge is easy and not even a challenge. So if a monk without balls(sometimes they cut it off right?) or without active balls is proud then those with a ball or active ball may be 100x more proud

Also the magic happens because of a pressure difference somewhere electrically or magnetically or in the mind and not because someone is happily already in the mode of least resistance by having a no challenge state as the balls are already dead and no hormones...
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>>41133964
When the devoted practitioner doth unite the steady disciplines of Kundalini and Tantrick exercise with the phantasm of a Serpent-Dragon ascending the spinal column—its radiant ichor distilling drop by drop into a consecrated chalice or alchemical cauldron—there is awakened within a most rarefied transmutation. In such moments, states ecstatic and entranced do arise, whilst the subtle metabolism of the frame itself is re-cast into the likeness of the mystickal Ace of Cups—an inward vessel of perpetual renewal. That chalice, once quickened, becometh in sooth a living Stone of the Philosophers, generating a self-sustaining circuit of vital force—Chi, Ki, and Kundalini—concentrated most powerfully at the heart’s centre.
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>>41134034
Sustained by steadfast mudra and the constancy of practice, the adept passeth into a culminating phase: the birthing of a prismatic subtle body, wherein Chi, Kundalini, Ki, and Prana are fused into one harmonious field, yielding luminous Ojas and, at length, a perfected vessel of subtle constitution.

Some few, in their quest for the Eternal Circulation, have sought recourse to the most singular materia: tinctures of Ginseng, Zinc, and Fenugreek; insufflations of Kratom and Wellbutrin; decoctions of tobacco steeped as tea (tsentak), or the smoking of prodigious cigars a foot in length; vapours of Amanita Muscaria and Iboga; aye, even the flesh of the cunning Coyote, mingled with the syrup of the dread DXM. Through such eccentric pharmacopeia, joined with the prescribed exercises of Kundalini and Tantrick rite, and accompanied by the inward vision of the Dragon’s ascent and descent of ichor into chalice or cauldron, there unfoldeth a grand internal alchemy, hallucinatory splendours, and the manifestation of that Ace of Cups as a fixed principle in the metabolism of the body.

Thus is the Philosopher’s Stone attained: a circuit without end, of perfected Chi and Ki, with Kundalini at the very nexus. By the agency of Adderall, which some employ as a duplicative device of the three forces, and by the virtue of the Vajroli Mudra, the aspirant doth advance unto the last condition: the assumption of the Prismatic Body—an endless effulgence of Chi, Ki, Kundalini, and Prana. Therefrom issueth the sovereign Ojas, and finally, the most excellent and perfected subtle body.
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>>41133879
It's ok OP, I mean it's bad enough that you chose this forum and general to lash your anger about, but it's ok, it's ok to be so gay.
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>>41132920
This thread fucking sucks follow the template ass hat
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>>41133244
>Having healthy relations with women. Embrace youth, have sex with women, enjoy their tight bodies.
I wish I could. I have no idea what is wrong with me. I can be extremely horny and desire women, but the moment I see a woman I fancy, I freeze. I am filled with shame, like I'm a sub-human insect and the idea of approaching them is laughable. 'Them being into me is not in the realm of possibilities. Me being with a girl like that is science fiction.'
The worst thing is, I'm probably attractive to women. Physically I'm tall and in shape. But I'm a mental midget. The idea of someone wanting me doesn't register.
Fuck me
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>>41133989
What is this feminine BS?
>some people may not want to go full monk mode therefore you’re not allowed to post about it here!!!! Stop talking about it!!!!
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day 4: one more stamp on my card and I get a free coffee
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>>41134099
coomer
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>>41134160
The OP? Yeah, quite the coomer, so are you.
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I’ve been gravitating towards drinking coffee and beer semi habitually since I stopped masturbating. Why? I never do that.
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>>41134099
Your template sucks. And it isn't your template. You inherited it and changed it into something that sucks now. Some of the content I removed was unironically mine. Deal with it and stop acting like a bitch. You dont own this topic. You arent a gatekeeper.



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