Birds aren’t real; they’re surveillance drones deployed by the global elite to monitor us. The “Birds Aren’t Real” theory holds that birds were exterminated in the mid-20th century, replaced by advanced drones to spy on citizens. Look at the evidence: pigeons never scatter when you approach—they’re too busy recording. Their “cooing” is just data transmission. Ever notice how “birds” perch on power lines? They’re recharging. The government orchestrated this after World War II, using pesticides like DDT to wipe out real birds, then rolled out drone flocks under the guise of “conservation.” Ornithologists? Paid shills. Bird migrations? Preprogrammed flight paths for maximum coverage. Droppings? Just liquid coolant leaks. The tech’s so advanced, feathers are nano-engineered polymers, and beaks house micro-cameras. Why else would “birds” always seem to watch you? The Audubon Society’s a front, funneling funds to drone R&D. They’ve got us believing these things mate and sing, but it’s all AI. Wake up—every chirp’s a signal to the deep state. Check X posts tagged #BirdsArentReal; people are catching on. The sky’s a panopticon, and we’re the targets. Trust nothing with wings.
this board is cringe as fuck
>>41134584yRu here?
>>41134591To tell you that this board is cringe as fuck
>>41134579cool tumblr meemay dude, I narwhald my bacon to this
>>41134592All larp noone can prove what they say and pretends to have higher knowledge
>>41134592whats it like being so egotistically vapid you need to come to what you think is the cringiest place on the internet just to find people to talk down too?
>>41134645Feels good, man
>>41134579Birds are obviously demons, shill.
>>41134645What’s it like being the newest of the new? Pretty bad probably
>>41134645would probably happen less if this wasn't just a creative writing and fantasy fiction boardmaybe people should start investigating the paranormal instead of constantly trying to invent new topics to outlarp each other
>>41134584fuck your emotions
>>41134659>just a creative writing and fantasy fiction boardIt's also a support group for the extremely mentally ill.
>>41134667Not a support group. More like a group of enablers to encourage mental illness
>>41134684I should give back to the /x/ community. What would an /x/ internet radio station look like? Lounge jazz interspersed with Manly P Hall lectures and hourly GCP dot updates?
Damn that's crazy
>>41134579The worst part of a concept like this is you need science to disprove it. :I
>>41134579Retard zoomer. Just shoot some birds and you’ll realize just how retarded you sound posting this. You’ll look back and cringe terribly
