Space Herpes Edition>be anon>be camping near Las Vegas and see a cigar shaped UFO flying around>see it crash within a stones throw >find the crash site and dig it up >burns your hand instantly>metallic rod with inscriptions on both ends >engravings of star of david>take it home and keep it in your basement>it makes you nauseous and have headaches when you're near it>causes lights to flicker>try to go public but get laughed at by obese Gen-Xers on a podcast>start breaking out with mysterious rash on your leg>go to work on Monday anywayprevious threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41129506/https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41123016/OPs youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@James-d6l9n
>>41144454When u post video of u putting it up ur ass?
>op posts “for the week” >anticipates tube getting stolen while away>has homeforged rings
>>41144454get that first thread on there https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41102998/
>>41144454>engravings of star of davidthis one is instant "it's a larp" for me, but threads are funny so whatever
>>41144511>op posts “for the week”he said he would post updates >anticipates tube getting stolen while awayhe said he was going to bring it with him>has homeforged ringsso do i? how is that an indication of anything?
>>41144533No, he said it’s in a secure place and won’t be doing tests on it. He mentions maybe someone else will be able to see something but he doesn’t give enough information to deduce that he has it on him. >how are signs of metalworking related to a thread about a metal that’s been worked on you’re right maybe I’m retarded and you aren’t
>>41144511where is this pic from? I haven't seen it in any of the vids. is that you James confessing to your gay larp?
>>41144558are you the asshole who asks op to weigh it multiple times every thread? there’s 3 posts it’s not hard to catch up
fpbp
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>>41144597shout out whichever anons were putting this together
>>41144532there are 4 im pretty sure. 1 on each side within the markings, in full. On each end are large triangles that are offset to make one large one when each end is met, and the last being the smaller triangles on the ends having the same effect. makes 4
big larp
>>41144605why did they draw a pentagram instead of a hexagram? also they drew every glyph at 90 degree angles while many of them are slanted at 45 degrees. we need a better updated version of this.
>>41144605I liked your vid on this if that was you polarity guy
>>41144752no just someone who caught the first thread and liked it But also james posted today that he’s perm banned>coincidence?
>>41144454apparently those ladies sort of apologized about recognizing their nightstand fun
>>41144771wait which james
>>41144532i just watched his “footage from first day” video he posted a few days ago. his reaction to getting “burned” was so fake lol huge larp
Glowies are putting out ads now.
>>41144827how old
>>41144830This is the important question. Found something on instagram from 5days ago.
>>41144894very weird.
>>41144894Then found linkrel.https://retrievalgroup.com/they were formed in 2025.>>41144905Indeed.
Same company?https://www.nist.gov/itl/iad/retrieval-group
>>41144914>ex intelligence>trust us!!
>>41144914I gotta say they're pretty shameless
>>41144940Damn I trust them now. Gonna be sending it there.t. OP
>>41144940I've also just found this (I'm only googling retrieval group information, not on reddit myself)https://www.reddit.com/r/CrashRetrievals/comments/1mydrz2/im_launching_retrieval_group_we_pay_up_to_10000/
>>41144827>>41144894>only 10k for life changing discoveries who would fall for this bullshit?
>>41144952I should have taken a screenshot. Easier than going off site.>>41145003People that don't know any better or people after some quick money?
>>41145050Wrong screenshot. Sorry.
Op didn’t think that far ahead. There’s not much more he can do with his prop.
>>41145087>he can't boof ityou're clearly not prepared for the climax of this larp
Did OP say in the first thread that the object was buried deep? Just watching that recap on the omb podcast and he says it went in quite deep, but on the video of him uncovering the object it didn't look to be buried deep.
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OP should repost the video that got corrupted and glitchy, and the corrupted flying video. Even if the flying video only has a few frames, it’s evidence and would be good to see.
Cant you fucking idiots get a xray of it like the buga sphere to see whats inside itYou useless fucks
>>41145173You've never used one.The depth varies, not the width.>>41145274Metal can't be xrayd effectively, you'll just get shadow.
I have actual 4K footage of an UAP, filmed with an expensive drone, but whenever I post this it gets shot down as CGI and a hoax. It's ridiculous.
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>>41145365>an UAP
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>>41145382Stop eating m&ms fatso
>>41145242It's well known UAPs can interfere with cameras. Here's footage of just that from the NJ drones: https://files.catbox.moe/b2ep9z.mp4
>>41145383forgivable if you expand the acronym I guess
>>41145365Can you post it to see it man
>>41145414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd-LL0i_ZV8
>>41145394to be fair I could make this in blender but giving the benefit of the doubt since this is /x/ anyway why bother arguing whether it's real or not curious, was it near the minnesota/canada border area?I had a project a while back where I made an API using data from sightings posted online and then a shitty website that used d3 (some java library) that plotted every coordinate on a world map and 90% of them were around the canada border or western australia the rest were scattered and obviously coulda been my dataset but I thought it was interesting
>>41145428also people saying cgi would probably refer to what looks like a texture map or baked reflection @4:11 pretty visible is there anything you would add that might explain it?
>>41145428Thank you manThe comment section seems to be filled with gov shills trying to discredit
>>41145512Explain it? What can I say, I film this thing in 4k and everyone says it's CGI. What is there to say? Imagine it happening to you.
>>41145554there are several hallmarks of it being a simple 3d generated object tracked to existing video >>41145561not calling you a liar, just saying I get why they think it is fake but it's weird either way. If I had to guess from what I'm seeing it almost looks like the type of surface defense contractors use to thwart radar and infrared - which would be my guess at why it looks like it has a logo if it is extraterrestrial whatever that green thing is is weird
>>41145293I actually have, but okay lmao.
>>41145151why doesn’t anyone read the previous threads
>>41145684You are right. I'm lazy.Found this, it looks more like an impact site than that image. That looks like the dirt has been scooped around it.
>>41145684>>41145732how the fuck did he dig a 6 inch hole and bury a 32 inch metal rod in it? there's only footprints on one side and zero shovel marks
>>41145732That’s exactly why so many anons doubted him from the jump. Most of the discussion was whether or not an impact would create what we see. You’ve posted the third picture, right after he recovered it.
>>41145754I don't know, I'm only questioning things. Is this a believe what you're told thread, or find out what the fuck is going on?>>41145791If it's already been talked about, there's no point me going on about it. I'm just dubious and want to know what is the truth. I'm not trying to dissuade anybody, or anything. If this is truthful, I'll apologise to OP, but I'm currently dubious, but that doesn't men I've shut of all possibilities, it just means I don't believe everything I'm told (that's on me, I accept that).
>>41145414Not him but, I found this on reddit, I'm low IQ, so don't know what the .SRT .DAT and .LRF files are.
>>41144574imagine bragging while posting from an iphone 6
>>41145365>>41145382>>41145394that's a balloon with a bee on it
>>41145684So since it is buried horizontally, should we assume that it crashed horizontally?If it crashed vertically, it would be buried vertically so one of the tip would be unearthed and the other side would be very deep.So what's the explanation? The vibrations displaced the dirt and buried the rod like quicksand?
It looks like a removable steel bollard for traffic and pedestrian barriers. Size matches too. Google removable domed bollard.OP probably stole it from a parking lot and carved the shit into it and buried it.
>>41144454My mom has one of those ufo’s too
>>41144511The aliens seem to be pretty sloppy with the dremel
Why no geiger counter yet?
>>41146485What's a decent affordable one?
>>41146147>bragging medicinals >>41146287picrel >>41146388my favorite take is they are personal scribes akin to a soldier in nam etching their zippo or gun >a human faking ayytech would make it “perfect” because “aliens would”
>>41146520I have a GQ GMC-600+ I bought years ago. It is a good one, using Soviet detection tubes and can detect gamma rays along with alpha and beta decay. A decent one should be around 200-300$.
op just made a new video where he posted his reddit accountplebbit: u/Ok_Obligation40email (he posted it on plebbit for legitimate inquiries): jamestubeufo@proton.me
>>41144691ok I’ve wanted to try copying the symbols myself so I did. I’m not perfect by any means but it mostly lines up. thoughts>2 was difficult and there’s a marked section that I think I might be missing a couple symbols>3 is interesting to me because somebody took time to interlock some of the triangles in the star of david. further, the two stars seem to be interlocked with opposite values. It’s hard to tell, it seems like it’s mirrored or so.
>>41146673precreamed
>>41146673I noticed the interlocking thing too! you would think the intuitive way to draw the star of david is to make one triangle then another one on top of it. that's not the way these were carved.>>41146689thanks for your hard work anon you're at the forefront of this research right now
>>41145411Yeah I know that but people told Op to delete the glitchy video because it looked like a hoax, but I think it’s the opposite, you can tell it’s the tube. OP is also unable to post because he’s not on Wi-Fi, connect to Wi-Fi OP and you’ll be “unbanned”, it’s just the cell tower that got banned.
>>41145064I sent something in 5 days ago.It was a meteorite my family had from an estate sale.Running it through my scintillator showed nothing radioactive in the spectrogram but it still triggered the high radiation alarm.It didn’t mess with the Klein multimeter at all but it made my suunto compass go wild even about 5 feet away.Anyway, that was 3 days ago, overnight shipping.They haven’t messaged me back and I’m thinking I got scammed. These fags are gonna make me call the cash retrieval org.
>>41145293I have one and its a cone. If I press at an angle its wider.
>>41146716>Be advanced aliens. >Cant manage to engrave better than a drunk mexican.
OP is a grown man with a job and internet access. If an alien object was in your posession, why the fuck would you not immediately spend a grand on amazon buying every piece of diy testing equipment possible. Its nothing if its truly a piece of alien fucking technology.>>41146637like thisand a sub 300$ geiger counter on amazon
>>41145293>Metal can't be xrayd effectively, you'll just get shadowI mentioned in the other thread, you can go to a place that does weld testing and NDT (non destructive testing) and get a radioactive source imaging shot done. It is so detailed, you can read the serial number to internal parts of a handgun.
>>41147115Yeah, first of all, if you told me about this object in real life, I am not going into that room without at least you telling me you brought a geiger counter next to it and it seems safe.
>>41147103this
>>41147103Man you can even see the toolmarks. Used a dremel and did it in two steps. First made the dots with the chiseling bit and then used a cutting disk to connect the dots.
>>41144511look you can see where the dremel slipped while he was engraving it and cut his hand
>>41146716bro you can see the round dremel marks from it spinning lol
>>41147543Why do you think we call them ALIENS?
