I QUIT MY JOB AND TOLD MY BOSS TO FUCK HIMSELF CAUSE THE RAPTURE BUT IM STILL HERE?!?!? WHAT IN THE FUCK, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB ANY MORE
>>41148105chill bro its early
>>41148105I think you were misinterpreting the signals here. ;)
>>41148115IF I DONT GET PULLED UP THEN IM FUCKED. I GOT BILLS, MY CAR PAYMENT IS DUE. I CANT FUCKING AFFORD TO JOB HUNT. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE, GOD WAKE ME UP. IF HE DONT BRING ME UP, IM GONNA HAVE TO BEG MY JOB BACK.
>>41148133i wont make ya beg ;)
>>41148133Poor anon, this happens every time anon makes a meme
>>41148105Even if it was the rapture, I think being the type of person who would do that would exclude you.
beggars can't be choosers
>>41148105Like "thoughts and prayers"... It's what you get for believing the Right Christcuck ignoramus' empty "prophecies"! Your high level of FUD indicates that you believed the Marching Morons, and didn't do any research of your own! There's no known cure for gullibility except experience. Getting burned by false prophets (their visions, etc. were and are consistently wrong.) can destroy any trust you may have left in the major religion! And that's a flashing neon sign that says, "Get the hell out of what you've fallen into!" Mine was a certain Chapel deciding to burn books in a bonfire! Then I discovered that the NT approved it heartily. Getting away from toxic Right Christcuckery became an emergency, and I'm much happier in Neo-Paganism.
>>41148105Hey actual Christian here:No man shall no the day or the hourYou have been dumped by some nigger from south africa called josh (I'm not joking)Repent of whatever hubris made you stupid enough to trust prophesies contrary to scripture like this >>41148391>muh right These tend to come from Pentecostal borderline heretical churches and use the same linguistic and/or scriptural rape to pretend God doesnt think having sex with a gay man in his butthole where the poop is constitutes sin and also to pretend that God is a communist It has nothing to do with muh religious right
>>41148105dude fix ur attitude no wonder you weren't taken up todaythe rapture did happen, but most of us didn't make the cut
enjoy unemployment anon
you're free now, why you're complaining, welcome to the neet master race.
>>41148105Just give it 2 more weeks.
>>41150107yep.
>>41148105The rapture has always been fake and gay, you deserved to lose your job for falling for it.
>>41148105Idk man I took too many melatonin last night I guess and pissed the bed for the first time in my adult life. I remember pissing in my dream and musta did it forreal. I do remember trying to get up but a howler monkey I was friends with turned on me and held me down by the throat with one hand. It didn't make any sense, he was so unexpectedly strong for his size I was too choked to do anything. I knew if I could grab him he'd be finished, but the choke also sapped all the strength from my arms to where they were like limp noodles. That is all true.I think God might be punishing me with a raptor for shitposting, be cautious friends or he might give you a raptor like mine. I think God might actually not appreciate shitposting as much as we would like to believe. I do apologize Lord, I am but a humble man absolutely filthy with memetics.
>>41148105This didn't happen but I actually did know someone who quit his job and dropped out of college because he was so sure the world was ending in 2012.
>>41150114Just give the “2 more weeks”, 2 more weeks to settle in
be patient
The rapture could be corona
>>41148105none of us made it brosthe rapture really did happened today
>>41150252Or not
KWAB
>>41148105Pull a Costanza and just show back up like nothing happened. >what, you took that seriously??? lolol
>>41148105Dumb frog
>>41150873>Dumb frogHow does it feel being so unworthy that instead of rapturing, your consciousness was sent to alternate reality where it's postponed so you can continually suffer?
>>41148133No refunds this is what you get for worshipping Yahweh
>>41148105I sold everything I had and live under a bridge now, but that does not matter because it will happen in 2 more weeks
>>41148105You sound like the Hebrew Israelites who cussed out their employers because they thought Y-shi was coming back in the year 2000. There was a ticking clock and everything. Many of those lunatics were waiting with giant swords to start the bloodbath and had gone beyond just cussing out their bosses. Telling them they were going to rape their daughters and kill them. I would love to be a fly on the wall when they had to go back and beg their jobs back. You are a retard.
Does anyone know what time zone god is using ?
>>41148105Millions of Christians awaiting the rapture, rapture comes, oh boy they all misheard, it's the rapeture, millions of Christians get brutally raped to death by God's angels. Then ascend into heaven...
>>41148105Assuming what you screaming is true - why did you quit in first place you fucking retard?
>>41151901I hope the giant futa angels are cute...
I wonder how many christfags are going to go berserk after today and hurt/kill others or themselves. Like a mother drowning her kids or the dad lining up his family against the wall and blastin'
>>41150044Best post
>>41151901The real word is harpazo
They after you. follow the cow.
>>41148105There is not a single person on this planet that knows when the end of days will beIt will not be knownIt will come as a thief in the nightAnd as two people tend the field in the day one is taken and the other is leftIf they tell you it's here or there don't believe themIt's not in the hearts or minds of men to knowTime is subjectiveIt will take you by surprise
>>41148105Are you fucking serious? Always bet on nothing. Jesus fucking Christ are you retarded?
>>41148105why would u think u were one of the 144,000 going
>>41151830Much like Disney -- no refunds.
>>41148105Pls I hope this is real. (Anon being a retard, that is)
>>41148391>>41149021this fucking shit is turning the board into /pol/ ? We must rid ourselves from these VERMIN!!!I wills tay cleanflees are a pain in the ass.
>>41156131The first poster you replied to wasn't even smart enough to write a post without AI. Don't take them seriously. They are redditors who really think every board here is like /pol/
>>41152318My diarrhea came like a thief in the night and I had to run to the bathroom
