If the rapture doesn't happen today I promised my wife I would have to spend 3 months away from all forms of social media (she counts 4chan as one)What should I do for those 3 months? Take up meditation?
Do we really need 7 threads about this non-happening? Fuck off retard.
>>41149706Start a hobby
You should've bet on ATLAS, instead of the jewish holiday.
>>41149706sorry you missed the rapture brome toomy soul was lifted up to heavenbut i asked god if i could remain for the sake of the ones i love, my people
>>41149706Abramelin ritual
>>41149779Yes, we need, and we need to praise Satan who is the only true God. Only then you will get rid of two more weeks disease.
>>41149706Enjoy your vacations, pal. Touch some grass, maybe?
This is my milk farm, wife is a thwart. I get you.
>>41149706No you got it wrong, if the rapture does not happen you are supposed to double down and say it will happen in 2 more weeks, rinse and repeat, that way you are never wrong
>>41149706I’ll join you if you want to start an /x/ Telegram. We can determine current and future events through esoteric interpretations of our dreams.
