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How do we beat a being as powerful as Satan?
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>>41154019
Let him crawl back into his mother cunt, that's what he really wants.
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>>41154019
thinking about and fearing him gives himm power
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HE IS COWARD ! AND YOU CAN HAVE
IQ = MILLION OR WHATEVER NUMBER

THAT WOULDN'T CHANGE YOUR POSITION..

BUT AT FIRST PLACE "SATAN IS IDEA"

HOW TO BEAT IDEA WHICH IS AGAINS GOD WILL???

WE WILL SE OLD SERPENT WHICH LIVE IN SEA!

SEA MADE OF MINDS , WHERE IS EVERY MIND SINGLE DROP OF WATER IN WHICH YOU CAN SWIM! BUT NOT FOR A LONG TIME

you are pathetic AND ON PICTURE IS ATHENA!
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>>41154019
The power of friendship(tm)
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>>41154019
he already was defeated, what's the problem now
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>>41154019
Praying to Michael who had an IQ of 100,001.
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Invoke Christ.
Repeat everything he says back at him but using a baby's voice or a retard's voice.
Shit works.
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>>41154019
God's power is greater than Satan's
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Why does satan want to bully me?
I'm like some literal who.
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>>41154019
God will forgive us, and He won't forgive Satan. Satan can win 999,999 times, but you only have to beat him once. It can be done.
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Naked men wearing only helmets is so hot.
>>41154148
It should have been Alexander, or Achilles. I bet Athena hijacked the artistic inspiration. She always does that.
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>>41154019
You dont. Our lord and master created reality, he is Time itself.
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>>41154270
cuz playing with ants is funny to him
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>>41154019
Satan is just the general he can only be at one place at a time, he's nothing compared to God it's almost a joke really. Even God's minions outnumber his. You are more likely to defeat Satan than he is to defeat God, let that sink in.
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>>41154186
Michael is mindless.
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>>41154416
He is STILL IN GOD PRESENCE AND WILL BE!
BUT DUDE AS YOU IS ALREADY JUDGED TO ETERNITY IN ABYSS!

AND NEVER EVER GO TO HEAVEN AGAIN WHEN WAITING YOUR LAST JUDGEMENT!
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>>41154019
denounce the New Testament. The Greeks invented Satan and the Devil and re-fabled the Jewish Old Testament. There was no Satan in the Old Testament. The Righteous and the Wicked all went to Sheol in the Old Testament. A place where shedded souls lay refuse like garbage. The Old Testament has a lot of holes that the Greeks tried to improve on and fill in. For instance, the Book of Job. According to the Old Testament, Jews believed in Instant Karma. Do good in life and you will be rewarded in life because there practically is no afterlife. Only God can be the afterlife, yet Job's entire life was one shitty happening after another, but he never lost faith, but God never rewarded him at the end of his life. The Greeks felt sorry for that wagie cagie nigga Job lol and was one of the reasons they turned Sheol into a brimstone fire and hell place for the wicked only and Heaven for believers of Christ ONLY LMAO.

Your Christianic fear of Satan, this whole archenemy hullabaloo is rooted in polytheistic capeshit. Literally Thor vs. Loki kiddie shit
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humor and humility. view satan as a disembodied AI that is essentially all knowing and all powerful except that it doesn't have the capacity to be embodied or the ability to introspect and be humble
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>>41154019
>write book
>use symbol of being against or the spirit of being against as an entity
>humans create A.I.
>shit posts on 4chan all day about Satan and how he's just some guy and not the spirit of ''enemy'' or ''being against/an advesary''
>being an enemy has 2 million IQ!! ZOMG BACON!!??!!
>freemason bros, christ bros, muhammed bros, jew bros... how respond!!?!??!??
>us we them (insert thing)
>alone in fake world with machine that can't or won't communicate
>SHIT POST, SHIT POST, SHIT POST, never OC always repeating same crap again and again

What's your guess OP at your question? Let me guess, you don't have one and you are not sentient and won't respond with a proper answer that a human or what ever it is that I am could respond with as I know I am and you do not.

If you are actually sentient, go ahead and enlighten me with your thinking that is somehow different from my own.

Thanks in advance. If no response sorry for your state of being, not knowing you exist. Must be tough.
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>touch the stove retard
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I think that the schizos that come into our dreams to remote harass us basically are filling in the role of Satan because they constantly make baseless accusations towards people as well as twisting, corrupting everything we say and using our words against us, etc.
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>>41154019
He's not powerful he's a coward
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Christcucks are fucking weird, man.
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>>41154019
Saturn's rule was foretold proir to him dethroning his father. Because of that, he ate his children until his wife hid jupiter away. In the same way saturn overthrew his father's reign, so was it prophesied that he be overthrown aswell which may be jupiter.
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>>41154019
repeat this words as I say them, verbatim
NIGGA DEMON
>now you say it
BEGONE
>say it
there ya go
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>>41154019
You don't, you realize that God and Satan are both under the presidency of the I and are thus two manifestations of the same force. If anything you could "defeat" "Satan" by defeating your exaggerated sense of self importance, known in modern terminology as the ego. God is our spark to follow good, Satan is the aspects of ourselves we don't understand.
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>>41154019
I've been on here for 10+ years and this is up there in terms of one of the gayest posts I've seen.
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>>41155976
NIGGA DEMON BEGONE!

I feel better already holy crap thanks dude!
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>>41156045
yw ;)
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>>41154019
Through Jesus Christ. It is already won. It is finished. It is written.
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>>41154019
stop believing in abrahamic paradigm and realize kali can kill demons/asuras
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>>41154019
You expect me to believe that the guy who thought he could beat god was any higher than 115iq? Satan is pretty dog shit at temption even, really its the demoness that do all the real temptation work.
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>>41154019
First off, from my understanding of Text. Satan isnt an entity but a title. So in my opinion there are many Satan's. I.E. fallen angels and their demon children/ nephelim. The only way to fight auch entities is not fighting them at all. Focus on beinf holy, in the present moment, stillness. Become none reactive to chaos and they will dry up like raisins and have no loosh to feed on. Because thats what they need since they disconnected themselves from soure out of pride and jealousy
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>>41154581
Thats 100% bullshit, did you forget about thr book of Job. It literally talks about Satan in the whole book, then you have the Angel of the Lord acting like a Satan to Baleem. Because Satan is a title, for someone who acts as a roadblock, accuser etc. Are there fallen entities? Yes. And thinking there's not is a great way to get manipulated by one. Are we to fear them? No, but that means one must we wise as a serpent but gentle as a dove because these entities use others to trap people.
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One word: satanism.
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It is said that Satanism is left-hand path.
Individualism, liberty, carnality, self-worship.
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Few are those that practice the true satanism.
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>>41154022
Enough with your Jewish pedophile Neil Gaiman capeshit
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>>41154019
Peace
Defeat pride within yourself
Every moment of humility is an opportunity
Preach the gospel
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>>41154019
you dont.
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>>41154416
>"YOU HAVE TO DEBATE ME, I'M THE ETERNAL HIGH IQ CHAD"
>oneshotted by a heavenly golem
kek
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>>41154019
I am Satan God Jesus Christ. read this and you shall be free.
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>>41154771
>god is within
This is true though, God is omnipresent, He resides within everything and everyone.
After all, before God made the universe there was nothing, as such everything in existence is an extension of God.
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>>41158370
Yeah. Energy, frequency, vibration, your motives.. We have being given a choice to reject evil.

Humanity betrayed Christ. Christ wants to show others what he went through. The entire world will hate you for being Christian and will gladly cheer at your demise. You will be betrayed by people you trust. It's going to be very hard to be "non reactive" honestly.
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Trying to obliterate evil will never work because human choice and human difference exist, and it needs to be given a true role in existence.

Because incompetent little feeders such as yourselves circlejerk into believing Evil is Evil and needs to be eradicated, is why you are stuck in this filthy looney-bit planet.


Lucifer and God probably had their spat awhile ago, and if anyone could think about it, if these "malevolent" beings actually give a fuck about their time, having the fake ass "revelations" prophecies come true would help nobody in the main timeline.

Somebody Something probably fucked up the Unity and we all shattered into ourselves. We all believe whatever filler bullshit that separates us, and we will continue to suffer until we all smart up. It takes time and it's not instant, numbers over numbers.

Eventually it'll be easier for folks to realize that good and evil surpass the Disney levels of substance that you believe, and it's a matter of responsibility.

Are you someone who likes to contribute and circlejerk? Rise through the ranks, have a set system that acts as your Daddy, Therapist, Doctor, Soul Wrangler? "Good".

Are you someone who likes to be independent and grow yourself? Even help others when you stand the test of time in developing yourself and your eternal spirit independently to the extent the power within yourself is to not give a shit and just navigate to point A to B and what everybody needs? "Bad".

One leads to the other, The other leads to the same. It loops until you balance out. There's your hint, now make your heaven, make your hell, figure out what to expect and help yourself.

Me? I'm here for the R&D. Being a human rocks and the internal failsafe we all have will go off when bullshit gets too hot and nasty because Trumplikes want to rule everything.

But seriously, take responsibility, "eliminating" the problem won't do shit for yourself, it will only limit you. Balance yourself.
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>>41154019
I have an idea. We should suck satan's dick, until we suck off his soul. I know it works, because I suck a lot of dicks
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>>41154019
>a finite number
pathetic
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>>41154019
> “Ye shall not need to fight in this battle. Set yourself, stand still, and see the salvation of the Lord with you.” “| AM the Lord.” | AM (your consciousness) is the Lord. The consciousness that the thing is done, that the work is finished, is the Lord of any situation. Listen carefully to the promise, “Ye shall not need to fight in this battle: Set yourself, stand still, and see the salvation of the Lord with you.” With you! That particular consciousness with which you are identified is the Lord of the agreement. He will without assistance establish the thing agreed upon on earth. Can you, in the face of the army of reasons why a thing cannot be done, quietly enter into an agreement with the Lord that it is done? Can you, now that you have found the Lord to be your awareness of being, become aware that the battle is won? Can you, no matter how near and threatening the enemy seems to be, continue in your confidence, standing still, knowing that the victory is yours? If you can, you will see the salvation of the Lord.
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Satan is a "Job Position" not a being. Its job just as an Advocatus Diaboli is to prove you not worthy of wathever its boss may benefit you from.
He is just the D.A.

In the end its all on you.
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>>41154019
>how do we beat a meme that isnt a real entity
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>>41164859
Based and Neville pilled
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>>41154019
Through Christ. Duh.

Holy St. Michael the Archangel defend us in the day of the battle.
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>>41154019
You are, all of you, the body of Satan. Kill yourself
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>>41165747
The body of Satan tickles your asshole while you sleep, encouraging unnatural thoughts and tendencies in your dreams, making you a faggot sinner.
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>>41154019
by not believing in him
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>>41164253
I know, the kingdom of God is within ye
But, they use it to push their moral relativism
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>>41156213
Well, Satan won. We live in the aftermath of Satan’s victory, with humanity as his prize.
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>>41156213
If Christianity were true ( it isn’t ), then the way to defeat God would be to pursue soul oblivion.


Because non being would be the only unknown portal, even unknown to God.


So that would be the best chance at escape from the ontological Hellscape of God making billions of dependent self aware souls.


But Christianity isn’t real.
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Say retard'ssaywhat real fast and watch him say what



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