/x/ - How do I bring back the dead? - Paranormal

Anonymous

09/25/25(Thu)03:26:47 No.41163574

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How do I bring back the dead?

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)03:34:15 No.41163595

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)03:34:15 No.41163595

This is /x/ you have it reversed.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)09:25:41 No.41164906

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)09:25:41 No.41164906

change time

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)09:27:32 No.41164917

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)09:27:32 No.41164917

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By faith, work, and science.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)10:33:43 No.41165217

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)10:33:43 No.41165217

>>41163574
Don't try it. You'll only end up joining them.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)10:38:21 No.41165236

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)10:38:21 No.41165236

>>41163574
Ok, it’s an esoteric ritual, but I can explain it.
1. Play the band “this mortal coil”
2. Light a black candle and a white candle.
3. Drink some red wine.
I went to bed before 9pm as a kid so I slept through the other steps, but those are the ones I know my mom did for sure.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:38:54 No.41165749

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:38:54 No.41165749

>>41163574
They're reborn anyway.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:45:22 No.41165776

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:45:22 No.41165776

>>41163574
You don't.
This is my Jumanji; not your Zombieland.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)12:54:18 No.41165816

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)12:54:18 No.41165816

>>41163574
Try giving them a thrill.

Vard
09/25/25(Thu)12:56:18 No.41165822

Vard 09/25/25(Thu)12:56:18 No.41165822

>>41165816
Who dat?

Migga Biscuit !kZOsVNziww
09/25/25(Thu)14:00:28 No.41166108

Migga Biscuit !kZOsVNziww 09/25/25(Thu)14:00:28 No.41166108

>>41165816
you mean, a blowjob? I can do that

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)14:43:20 No.41166264

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)14:43:20 No.41166264

What makes you think they want to come back?

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)14:50:21 No.41166299

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)14:50:21 No.41166299

>>41163574
Go to a chabad lubavich center and ask them, they practice necromancy to attempt communication with Schneerson's ghost.
They use the Tibetan Book of Living and Dying, I posted the webm with audio on wsg in a Jesus thread and the kikes there blew up.

Anonymous
09/25/25(Thu)14:51:22 No.41166309

Anonymous 09/25/25(Thu)14:51:22 No.41166309

>>41163574
short answer: dreams
long answer: you can’t