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How can I overcome my own darkness and acquire Golden Retriever energy?
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>>41168402
become rowley
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>>41168402
You don't overcome darkness by putting it away but by integrating it in your personality.
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>>41168415
So should I consciously become evil? Or are you saying something different?
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Bump
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>>41168435
NTA but I think the dude wants you to read Carl Jung and shadow work. The golden retriever can totally maul a kid to death, but through eons of time with man and selective breeding it has surpassed its base need to maul little things to death.
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>>41168402
First and probably easiest step is to increase your total energy reserves. It takes energy to be expressive like this both physically and spiritually. Getting proper exercise, nutrition, and sleep is really important for the physical part of things. Really optimize it to maximize how much energy you can output in a day
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>>41169223
Fuck, I forgot to add the last part of this, which was
>t. Hear that I have golden retriever energy from other people from time to time
I don't know how much of it is /x/ related or just how my personality is so I don't really have any good advice there; just really the energy level stuff but that's very important. I guess you could imagine it like a computer
>If you want to send lots of energy to lots of different components all at once or variably, you need a nice PSU to get that done. Work on your biological PSU
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>>41168402
By owning a Golden Retriever yourself and letting it's energy rub off on you in a positive manner. Take it outside for walks in the sunlight, play with it in your backyard or at the park, meet attractive women who likes dogs and strike a conversation with them, so on and so forth. Such cute doggos, man's best friends indeed.
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>>41168435
No, don't consciously become evil. That's terrible advice. Be aware of the evil if it's present within you somehow and someway, and choose to do good instead.
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>>41168402
>The Power of Now
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Golden’s are angels
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>>41168402
achieve a 70 or less iq, or 2 standard deviations below the median then wholly devote yourself to at min a 2 SD greater then yourself master.
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>>41168402
they are the lowest IQ dogs, be a wolf
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>>41168402
Be sweet and kind and wholesome to all
Above all else patient
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>>41168402
Dogs are referenced 40 times in the bible and they never show up in a good context.

Dogs are trash and dog worshippers have spiritual leprosy.
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>>41170612
more like wolves with downs syndrome and 50 generations of inbreeding ;(
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>>41170651
You’re a shitty person if you don’t love an animal who loves humanity so much. They’re literally man’s best friend and the Bible encourages human sacrifice in many parts
I would kick you in your chest if you ever talked about dogs like this to my face
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>>41170612
Golden retrievers are one of the highest IQ animals. They can read humans like no other. Most of them are truly beautiful souls
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If you could only see how cucked it is that you want to be like a dog. Or that women say they want a man with these characteristics. Completely docile, friendly, domesticated, etc.

Unironically become the wolf
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>>41171776
Jeet dogfucker detected.
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>>41171817
Dirty brown mudlime hands typed this post

Dogs literally evolved with humans. They are our brothers.
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>>41171776
>the Bible encourages human sacrifice in many parts
Bullshit.

“They have built also the high places of Baal, to burn their sons with fire for burnt offerings unto Baal, which I commanded not, nor spake it, neither came it into my mind:” (Jeremiah 19:5)
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>>41171825
Saaaaar, dogs are good pussy, dogs are brahmin tier saaar
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>>41168402
Find a girl who will call you a good boy and give your headpats and bellyrubs.
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>>41171850
Not the anon you're replying to but I literally have never seen an Indian walking a dog so not sure what you're getting at.
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>>41171875
Codex Pajeet. Look it up (or rather not). Has clips of jeets fucking dogs. It's part of their culture, like eating shit.
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>>41168435
Don't listen to that guy its just foolish misinterpretation of the whole light and darkness nonsense brought to you by people who basically behave like cluster B's
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>>41170651
>dogs are trash
You're ignoring the more likely conclusion:
The bible is trash along with all of its semitic authors
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>>41168402
Watch this everyday.
On waking up.
And before going to sleep.

https://youtu.be/HZVFmexwS-Y?si=3_tufdc8oS_Bzq8N
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Anon this is a wild path to go down.
But your in luck because I am a dog shaman.
You must live 12 months in Siberia with a pack of wild golden retrievers.
They will accept you into the pack if you feed them onions burgers on a daily basis for 2 weeks.
After 12 months have passed, with you crawling on your knees in the deep cold woods, you must kill the pack leader, and take his skull.
You must wear this during the full moon in virgo (the sign of the dog) while doing a full sensory meditation on being a "good boy doggo"

After this your life will change, because random stranger will come up to you, and start touching you and giving you beef jerky, and saying "that's a good boy"

You can do it anon,
Don't let your dreams be memes
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>>41171842
>he doesn’t know about jephthah’s daughter
There’s also the Midianites who god takes a portion of the virgins as tribute. There’s also the case of Isaac and Abraham
Baal was later turned into Yahweh anyways
The Bible (especially the Old Testament) is a nasty book with a vengeful god (by his own admission)
You Jews and Christian cucks are the worst people on the planet
You worship a false god
Even your veneration of Jesus is based on pagan worship and not something he ever wanted
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>>41175143
It’s funny how bible-haters omit the most egregious human sacrifice of all: Jesus being sacrificed to the Father. Unlike Abraham, Jehova did not stay his hand. He killed Jesus and got high off his blood. Of course, it’s not that simple- how far would you go for FREEDOM, and other such questions. But if you’re going to bring up bizarre human sacrifices, Jesus seems a salient example. In short, the Father is not averse to human sacrifice, he is merely jealous. The Father would love it if people burned their children as a sacrifice to him.
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>>41168402
Resist temptation. And then resist temptation again.... and then resist temptation again.... and then... you get the idea.
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Retrievers are dmt entities that can manifest in our reality
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>>41173116
Masterpiece
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>>41175143
>he doesn’t know about jephthah’s daughter

God did not command him to vow anything to Him. That was something Jephthah did of his own accord, and it's got nothing to do with human sacrifice. He caused his daughter to remain a perpetual virgin, so his descent died with her (notice the emphasis on "knew no man"):

“And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel, That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.” (Judges 11:39-40)

And since God makes it pretty clear throughout the bible that He hates human sacrifice (and punished nations quite heavily for it) plus the fact that He gave Jephthah the victory after the vow, confirms it was not a human sacrifice, otherwise God would not have accepted it.

Burnt offering was then a figure of speech for something given to God in a vow.

>There’s also the Midianites who god takes a portion of the virgins as tribute.

I don't even know what you're talking about. Again where's God commanding human sacrifice?

>There’s also the case of Isaac and Abraham

That pictures God giving His Son Jesus for us, and yet the sacrifice was stopped right away because it was never intended of God to happen.

>Baal was later turned into Yahweh anyways

Not in the bible, not my problem.
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>>41172979
Dogs are trash irrespective of what the bible says, it's just that God agrees to the facts.



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