Gay sex orgies, im not joking
By praying to Jesus Christ for forgiveness and salvation for your sins.
>>41168617become republican
Anal.
>>41168617You are in charge of your own destiny, not imaginary characters.
>>41168617Serving Satan would be a retarded mistake dumbfuck. Satan is losing grip on this planet faggot, how about you join the winning side?
>>41169303Losing grip? Haven't you been paying attention? We are in the new World Order now, that is literally Satan control over all life.
>>41169303>winning side
>>41168617convert to judaism
>>41168617Kill a bunch of innocent people then yourself
>>41168617Well, I could use a blow job...just sayin
>>41168617oppose all
>>41168617satan loves clams
>>41169303come on in for the big win
>>41169957You're definitely on a watchlist right now as we speak. I hope they'll catch you like how they got cookie monster in pic related. So try anything stupid and you'll be put down like a dog before you can even bite. Mark my words.
Be gay and a loser and kill people and also be a liberal /thread
>>41168617Be the biggest faggot in the room, you're OP so you're already doing that pretty well
>>41168617OP don't listen to the joke answers and the people telling you to convert to christianity.The best way to serve Satan is to spread Satanism as much as possible, do an intensive proselytism and establish your satanist coven, following the main dogmas of Protestant Satanism:1. Be loyal to the state you are in2. Don't commit crimes3. Be kind, educated and aristrocratic in your manners; remember: you represent Satanism and the followers of Lucifer the Satan, good manners and nobility is always expected 4. Priesthood of all believers, all the accepted members are automatically priests once initiated5. All Satanists are equal between each other, the idea of a Satanist giving orders to another Satanist is abhorrent6. Science is the best gift given by Lucifer the Satan to humankind, you will not deny it and you will fight pseudoscience. Cherish traditional medicine and refuse quackery7. Lucifer is the only god that you will worship and have in your heart, you will show him respect by calling him "the Satan"8. Remember that Lucifer the Satan was the first to be expelled and discriminated against, you shall not condemn someone else to this fate: accept everyone, perform charity.9. You will make idols of Lucifer the Satan and his legions, idolatry is art and a form of love
>>41168617Kys
>>41170105>1. Be loyal to the state you are in>2. Don't commit crimesSatan is known for his love of regulations and public order
>>41170105>how to worship satan >step 1 open reddit
>>41170125>#IncestInPeaceDamn didn't know the UN was this based
>>41168617Satan doesn't want or need servants. People use christcuck logic to approach it's fucking opposite, it's hilarious.
>>41170121Yes exactly, it's christians who constantly plot against the state and commit crimes: ancient Rome, the cover up of sexual scandals, the National Prayer Breakfast, the treaty of the Laterano, the instigation of the genocide in Rwanda, the ethnic cleansings during the Crusades, the persecutions during the Reconquista, the Salem witch trials, the puritan dictatorship during Cromwell, the Plantation of Ireland, the persecutions against catholics due to "the popish plot", the persecution of heretics by the catholic church...I could go on, but you get the point.
>>41170155>government good common people bad Do satantrannies really?
>>41168617the truth of it is you probably can't handle ityour usefulness in this realm is very limited but that is not the case in the hereafter
We would first need to know who exactly 'Satan' is.
>>41170166Strawman argument, I didn't say that Satanists must like the government by force or that the government must always be considered good; a Satanist can criticize the government as much as he wants, but he is forbidden to plot against it, because plotting against the government is what christians do.Anyway, dumping the lithurgical doctrine:1. Black mass is held on thursday2. The role of officiant is done in turn following the alphabetical order3. The ceremony can be held everywhere, as long as it doesn't disturb the routine of other people4. A sermon regarding the 9 Satanic values is required
>>41168617Regulate AIWant a clean environment
>>41170199>I didn't say that Satanists must like the government by force or that the government must always be considered goodYour first two points were these:>1. Be loyal to the state you are in>2. Don't commit crimesWhy are we being loyal to the state (ie. the government) if the government isn't always good? Why are we not committing crimes (ie. things that the government thinks are bad) if the government isn't automatically considered correct in all circumstances? What if the government declared being a satanist a crime, what would you do then?
>>41168617
>>41170215The government is not perfect, but it's the best system we have to keep advancing and living as human beings, as Satanists we must not plot against the institutions of our countries in any way because that would mean stopping progress.Also crimes are not anymore what the government thinks it's bad, crimes are harmful actions against the public order or the rights of an invidual.Every single free country in the world has a constitution that protects freedom of religion and determines what a crime is and when the state can punish someone, pick up a book and read.
>>41170023I am a Christian I don't want to kill anyone
>>41168617Christians are faggots but satanists are even bigger faggots for being so obsessed with them that you continue to cling to their mythology and give them validation by playing the part of their boogeyman.
>>41168617Be jewish
>>41168617convert to Islam, it is obviously Satan's religion
By spreading his word and supporting the transhumanist agenda. Also listen black metal, every album is a ritual in itself. You dont need to buy candles, blankets, etc, nor drawn circles. Just listen one of those orthodox bands and you will be already pleasing Satan. Each listening counts as a satanic ritual.
>>41170920I listen to Bal-Sagothhttps://youtu.be/YMLFvZMqvQQ?list=RDYMLFvZMqvQQ
>>41170920Nah, it's the opposite. If you don't support the transhumanist agenda, you're stifling progress and thus hastening the antichrist.
>>41171111yeah, gotta listen to you anon, dubs don't lie
>>41168617What’s with the clams?
>>41168617Be a gay faggot who cries about trump all day
>>41171137Transhumanism for you, humanity for me is the right way to go, anon. Npcs must be wiped out from the face of Earth, since they are the ones who worship the jewish god. Remember that Satan is the adversary of the npc god, and anyone relativizing this relationship is a larper who will scam your attention with pedotard reenactments.
>>41170920>listen to black metal>every album is a ritual in itselfdid your grandma tell you that?
>>41169218>Ask yourself to forgive yourself from sins that you yourself defined so and you yourself committed.
>>41168617Be an enemy to the jew in all that you do.
>>41168617Sous vide
Simply spread misinformation about the one true GodFor example, say that God has any hate towards any particular thing you see someone doing something you personally don't like
real satanism is anti-worship, so you would be disappointing satan to try and serve him
Lucifer is the true creator of the universe. YHWH is a fake powerless god.
>>41168718this. literally this
>>41168617first thing you need to do is understand the Logos. the Supreme Diety tells us that even it has to speak a miniscule fraction of it to us for our own safety, since it has the capability to create all of everything, and destroy it as well, purely by speaking. we, finite beings as we are, can only speak a finitude of languages, the diety can speak an infinitude, therefore it has total and complete power over the totality of existence, of which the infinite universe in which we live is just a mote in a vast endless ocean. we are warned constantly by the diety that abuse of the Logos is the purest of all evil, the radix malorum, the root of all evil, the lie. the lie takes many forms, but the form favored by your Satan is the accusation. the accusation is the most versatile lie, lending to its capability to behave as a shapeshifter. often times people look to Lucifer as ultimate evil- remind yourselves that in the most enduring creation myth of the human race, the Supreme Diety speaks with the Logos to create the first light, after which beginning the work of creation. Lucifer, happening after the Logos, is subservient to even that. being second to the diety sure is a lofty position, but even the diety looks up to the Logos. recall, the Logos is a creation of the diety, and he looks to it as a reminder that his position is kept by being the ultimate source of truth. since we can only know a fraction of the Logos, we are therefore susceptible to evil in all its forms. Lucifer, dealing with light and therefore images, speaks another language in his dealings, those good and evil of which he is allowed to do as the apprentice to the diety, is not your aim. you asked for Satan, and you got him. learn how to accuse others, the more innocence the have, the better.tldr- become a jew.
>>41173420I should also add, the limits/binding of both evil and good allowed acts to be performed by Lucifer are made by the Diety revealing certain finite pieces of the Logos for different situations of which the Diety places Lucifer in as tests. Lucifer, having free will, can choose any of the evil or good acts permitted to him by his knowledge of the Logos revealed to him by the Diety. the catch is this- even Lucifer can only know a finite amount of the Logos, but never the infinitude of it, therefore limiting his power in time as well, while also preventing his ability to usurp the Diety. as time progresses, Lucifer forgets the Logos, and therefore behaves more towards evil acts in their free will test situations presented to them as their position as apprentice to the Diety. this is a singular position, no one else can ever hold that office, nor will they ever. the infinitude of the Logos also prevents Lucifer from ever repeating a previous test, therefore binding his attention for all time, as he is the only one who knows more of the Logos than all other entities. Lucifer appreciates his position, and he dislikes satan just as much as you and I do on the simple principle- satan abuses the Logos, and is not the apprentice to the Diety, and abuses the free will granted to him by the Diety.we are all along for the ride. we are eternal, not immortal. got it?
>>41173532the main difference here, which I want to emphasize, is that Lucifer and satan both have free will, and a vast knowledge of the Logos, but satan being finite as well, can only know a fraction of the Logos, forgetting as much as Lucifer does along the way. satan, being a liar, cannot pervert that which does not exist, and to them, the vastness of the Logos does not exist, since it cannot fit in their finite minds. in the arrangement, all evil or good begins with Lucifer, exercising their divine right as apprentice to the Diety. after this, and Lucifer learning what can sometimes be harsh retribution from the Diety for excesses, though this is exceedingly rare, often times has a certain accumulated knowledge over time, of which he has an infinitude. in this process, Lucifer constantly learns, then forgets the Logos- but this is important- he still has memories of the things he did before he forgot the Logos. he can remember perfectly the evils he has done eons ago, though he forgot the Logos he used at that time. satan however, can only imitate the evils performed by Lucifer.and that is the thing, Lucifer *can* be evil, based on choice. satan *can* be evil, but decides he *must* be evil at all times. big difference. he also remembers his past experiences similar to Lucifer, but he cannot replicate his past knowledge of the Logos, same as Lucifer.Lucifer learns, satan does not.
>>41173598one good example is that Lucifer has the capability to telepathically peel your face off if they feel like it, and the Diety will most likely not intervene or reprimand Lucifer for doing so. satan, however, cannot do that unless Lucifer already has, due to the imitation binding placed on him by the Diety. since your face hasn't been peeled off by a cloud of flames flowing from the eyeballs of your children, you can rest assured it is because Lucifer has decided, using their divine right of free will, to not do that. we are granted that same free will, along the with the same latitudes for committing evil acts- within limits. if finite beings such as us can only know a fraction of the Logos, then we also are ignorant of the harsh words we use, causing destruction. we, same as Lucifer, are supposed to use our free will and inbuilt morality to guide us, sometimes accidentally fucking up, sometimes delibately doing harm to others by speaking the language of violence, for example, when assaulting or killing someone. the Diety can speak the language of ultimate violence, but chooses not to, since that is an ultimate truth contained in the Logos- the first creation of the Diety, a sort of infinite tablet of language. the Diety knows which pieces of the Logos shall not be spoken, such that if they were, the totality of existence would end, including all life, souls, spirits, whatever- instantly. Lucifer knows those words, and has obviously never chosen to speak them. satan, however, is and always will be waiting for an eternity to learn those words, not to destroy all of existence, but to usurp the Diety.these are the protections in place. got it?
>>41173649another important point to consider here is that only Lucifer and the Diety are capable of complete destruction of all existence. satan however, having only ever seen limited acts of destruction, can only imitate limited acts of destruction, but never acts of complete and total destruction of all existence. the Diety bound satan in this manner for an interesting reason- it forces satan to only have the capability to subvert and twist the Logos to their aims, and never being able to invent for itself new words of the Logos which have his attempts to learn the words for total destruction.by this manner, when Lucifer performs an original evil act, one for which satan has never seen, he then observes satan using that evil knowledge of the Logos in all its perverted forms. sometimes, in these situations, people get caught up in the middle of all this and are required to exercise their divine right of free will and limited knowledge of the Logos to endure. all along the way, satan can speak his old lies, while Lucifer can also speak his new good deeds. sometimes, if Lucifer feels so inclined, he can be silent- this is when the Diety is most proud of him, as it is the Diety's divine knowledge of the Logos is such that the words which ensure the vastness of creation are also always known by Lucifer. satan is the most bitch ass piece of shit in all of existence- its his job and he fucking likes it for some sick fucking reason. he doesn't have to do his job either, same as when Lucifer decides to just chill out and grow plants with his sunshine. sometimes he sets you on fire with that same sunshine. he used to do shit like that all the time, not so much anymore.we are just along for the ride. that's about all I've got.
>>41169992He thinks it looks nice and fits almost everywhere, but of course best in combination with naval, or watery themes like a bathroom. He also likes scented candles.
What would the father of lies do for you in the end? I pray for people like you.
>>41170105Lol demons are so gay. They cry when you laugh at them or mock them. No a diety worthy of worship.
>>41168617Catholicism
>>41172303True, but the x'tians only understand the language of worship, so lets deliver to them.
>>41173693Nice fanfiction, what's working at Hot Topic like these days?
>>41173832>fanfictionits more or less the average of all the religions. gnostics, christians, shinto, shamanism, whatever. just a big fuckin pile.chicks at hot topic were the hottest white women the world will ever see. all we have now is ratchet ass skank gutter slut ditch pig hoes.
Neither Heaven or Hell exists you dense motherfuckers.
>>41170687There is not a single country in the world that explicitly defines what a crime is in its constitution (with a few minor exceptions, eg. the US defines what treason is in its constitution), they define what counts as a crime in separate acts of the legislature that the government can amend at any time for any reason (provided it doesn't violate the constitution)Perhaps it's you that needs to read a book, bootlickerAlso nice goalpost shifting, suddenly we're only talking about "free" countries?
>>41168617Slit your own throat.
>>41168617You're probably doing it already, anon.
>>41168718the avesta says this. according to it, sodomy opens a portal to demons via the gay mans asshole. not saying I believe it thats just what the book says man
>>41168617Why would you want to join the losing side? Come to christ.
>>41174932>Why would you want to join the losing side? Come to a different losing side insteadGood one
>>41175332cringe. your pentagram is misaligned and looks stupid; should have used sticks like everyone else does but you had to be different and use pinecones. hardly any blood either. what are you gonna summon with that little bitch ass drop of blood nigga? your first level 1 imp? some spiders? mayhaps you shall summon a spooky ghost or something. also are you wearing a windbreaker? a purple and teal windbreaker? dog. at least wear a black hoodie or something vaguely spooky and ritualistic. I give your demonic ritual a solid 2/10. you are condemned to repeating scholomance courses (kindergarten division) again
