I know that this isnt the nobody general - /ng/ and won't get many replies but world war 3 is right around the corner.You can almost feel it in the air if you are supernaturally sensitive.So I will tell anons that still have a fighting chance of avoiding the draft in western countries how to avoid it.Step 1:>>>Go to your doctor and claim that yiu are suicidalStep 2:>>>Get put on anti depressantsStep 3:>>>Go back to your doctor and claim that the moon keeps laughing at you and the sun is telling you that you must have an egg to give birth to GodStep 4:>>>Go to the psyche ward for about 3 months and get put on antipsychotic injections which disable all schitziphrenic thoughts associated with a "Good soldier"Step 5:>>>Get some LSD and take about 1 and a half tabs while on anti psychotics to break through the mental and physical barrier which seperates the human species and GodStep 6:>>>If they come and draft you you can now claim that the gnomes in the corner of the room are going to get revenge
Bonus points for if the ayys that use your toilet when you are not looking turn you into an alien and you arent human anymore.Extra bonus points are if you get kidnapped by yourself and hold yourself hostage so you dont have to get drafted because youre in another dimension.
>>41171482I've got MS, so should be ok. I'm getting a bit spasicity so I think that should help.Good luck in dodging the draft anon, lunacy seems like a plausible reason for not getting drafted.
Just say No, they can't force you. And if they try, I would tell them that I will shoot every single officer in my sight the moment i get a weapon in my hand.
run, when you see the MP or know they are coming pick a direction from where they aren't coming from and run. you will run until you cannot run and then you will walk and when you cannot walk you will crawl to a nice hiding spot and think about your next move. you should also try to find refuge in neighboring countries, you still have the right to it. the good thing about police in my country is that they are stretched thin as is and wont spend too much time chasing a single schizophrenic draft dodger.https://youtu.be/55Q9Wv4gDb8?si=diH8xBxEtBUJabUe
>>41171830Did you do your mandatory conscription Finnbro?
>>41171482Aint gonna happen in the US at least for a long while. Russia though, I feel bad for draftable ruskies who want no part, probably would do another roundup right off the bat. This aint my country anymore until they get rid of the brown people and ditch Israel.With the lists I am on they'd be crazy to try. I am simply not worth it. Draft officers coming for me will be blind or dead and I'll be in the swamps by day's end popping out randomly for periodic revenge.
>>41171482I work an important pharma job, I wouldn't get drafted, also I have genuine chronic back pain
>>41171837nah, i simply told them that i couldn't handle the social pressure and fitness requirements of military service. the exemption is still for peace time only and i am already a much more capable man than i was back then, i will use my capability to run as far away as i can. i know that my beloved mother will follow me wherever i go and she wouldn't want me dying in that Gog vs Magog conflict.
>>41171482You were created to pay as many taxes as you can so your leaders can have the finest lobster dinners. Or die defending their interest.
