>>41173382Distract us from what, you goofy motherfucker? The Onision vampires or the Brittany Venti vampires?
>>41173382Like a vampire drinks all the blood from its victim, you sucked all the content out of vampire threads
>>41173382Everytime a vampire posts on x. They got doxed and hunted X is filled to the brim with vampire hunters
I've met few Nosferatus in the sewer lines. they exist but you know masquarade stuff. but i'm not gonna panic so they keep their masquarade
>>41173382This is one supernatural being that I think is real but extremely gay.
>>41173426Trannies are the worst demons that have ever existed while vampires and gays are among God's favorite creations as proven by Lilith who was Adam's first wife before being replaced by Eve
>>41173583>Trannies are the worst demons that have ever existed Honestly this ture, praying on children to transition has the be the most evil thing humanly possible
>>41173382Werewolf here, Vampires aren't real. There's nothing to distract from.
>>41173785How do you cope with the fact that your people are completely irrelevant unlike Kaiba's Vampire Lord?
>>41173785But i'm real, bleugh!
>>41173815Nope, you're just a roleplayer pretending to be an edgy vampire. People like you have existed for pretty much the whole 300 years of my existence, so it's fine.
>>41173382Why are “Why are vampires threads so rare now?” so rare now? I only ever see two or three everyday.
>>41173583>>41173655
>>41173382What's to talk about? They have their own sweet gig going on now with blood banks. They're set.
>>41174399great movie it actually managed to accurately predict the coronavirus pandemic
>>41173382I'd be distracted by vampussy, send a 14/10 Latina bloodsucker, thanks glowfag
>>41173382>*gives thaumaturgy spell to self blood boil urself*heh nothin personnel.....
Anybody got that screen shot of the guy talking about cave dwelling vanpires in rural china?
>>41175062The coronavirus was created by Negan's vampire bats and it will transform the majority of humanity's population into zombies when Putin's nuclear radiation forces it to mutate
>>41173382I miss the Groveanon threads.
>>41173811>>41176805
>new buffy reboot >VTMB 2 finally releasingVampire bros we eating good
>>41173382Vampirism is a way of life, not a disease. There's nothing paranormal about it
>>41173382Oh noooo not the "i want a vampire gf" threads! Whatever will we do without those?
>>41173583>picI recognized him immediately and I don't know how.
>>41173785Fuck that's a throw back
>>41177551>>41177556Jewish girls like to pretend they're vampires
>>41178808But they aren't
>>41178814They just have some friends
>>41178830Who work as fashion designers for other plus-size Hollywood actresses
>>41178839But we need to distinguish wannabe vampires
>>41178848And real vampires such as Christina Hendricks who has bigger breasts and uglier feet
>>41173949Post pawpics, or awoo didn't happen
>>41173984This. They need to stay in General containment threads and stop shitting up the board with their low quality larps.
>>41173382Because they've learned from your mistakes and are out there living their best lives.Vampires out there: You guys need vitamin D2 and D3, the cursory google search implies that D3 is a superior version of D2 but they perform different functions in the body and you need both!
>>41173382I work in for a large corporation partnered with the US government. I won't tell you which one or my role. I will tell you that most vampires have been cured thanks to black budget pharmaceutical projects. Those that are too far gone are usually eradicated by modern, usually government-funded vampire hunters who are far better equipped and knowledgeable than those in the past. So vampires are just another disease being eradicated like small pox. It would be rare to see one nowadays.
>>41179978This is the stupidest roleplay I've ever seen. As a Werewolf who has lived a LONG time I can gurantee that if any of this was true I would be aware of it.Vampires don't real. Get over it.
>>41180159No one will believe until you post paw pics, dawg.
>>41180312Calling me a dog is incredibly offensive. I will not be posting paw pics for you to get off to.
>>41180318You bitch. No wonder you're a Lone Wolf, I bet you get zero tail.
>>41180312If he has paws, how can he hold the camera to take a photo? Duh
>>41180333Trips of truth say dumb dog can't into camera, I guess I gotta stop asking for paw pics. >>41180318How'd you end up a dogwith a special time of the month anyway?
>>41180372Damn, didn't take much shitposting to have the tripfag run off with his tail between his legs.Who needs silver bullets when you just gotta ask for paw pics?
>>41180406>>41180372Look, I get it. Encountering an actual paranormal creature is scary and you're probably butthurt that I burst your little vampire fantasies. But you don't need to be this salty about it.
>>41180474Actually nah, I absolutely loathe vampires. An eternity of parasitic unlife sounds fucking awful, and anyone who wants that is a shameless wannabe parasite. Werewolves are cooler, but I'm messing with you because you decided that you needed a tripcode to shit up a thread without providing anything of value. If you gotta shit this bad maybe whine by the door so someone can letyou outside, old dawg.At least proof via pawpics, or even some kind of fun stories, would provide some value. Until you can stop lifting your leg to pointlessly mark your territory, I'm gonna throw the thread a bone and make bad dog puns at the goofy ass tripfag.
>>41180474How does one get to your level of resting bitch face?
