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After tiktok recently had their fiasco with the rapture supposedly happening on 9/23/25, and a number of Christians sold their homes or cars etc to accommodate this and were disappointed, but they were misled by a deeply ingrained heathen history and control of the calendar. The truth:

> June and July are named after Pagan emperors and are not real months
> November would be "9"
>therefore the real rapture is 11/23/25
>sell or give away all belongings
>be sure you are outside and naked on day of so you aren't weighed down or stopped by ceilings
>Redemption awaits

Spread the gospel before you hear the trumpets
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God wouldn't hurt his poor Christian followers by ripping their physical bodies upwards through the rooves of their houses, right? No...
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>>41173606

"Summer", remember ... I am not impressed.
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>>41173606
DEC 22 2025 IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
DEC 22 2025 IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
DEC 22 2025 IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END
THERE WILL BE 7 YEARS OF REVELATIONS EMBRACE LOVE EMBRACE FREEDOM
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>>41173624
i mean consider what happened to Job, what happened to Noah, what happened with those who didn't mark their doors with goat blood... yeah if you don't prepare yourself properly for God's Mighty Salvation you will be destroyed by the light of perfection. Remember Lot's wife?
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>>41173651
7yrs till it hits and untill then we get the Sun entering a new, more active phase, with its current solar cycle unexpectedly ramping up in activity, but it is not entering a new developmental stage of its life. The Sun has entered its solar maximum, the period of highest magnetic activity within its roughly 11-year solar cycle, and this phase is proving to be unusually active. This increasing activity could lead to more frequent solar flares and coronal mass ejections for the next few years.
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proof???
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>>41173657
this guy gets it. a new carrington event is coming and it will start the years of tribulation. repent and give up your wealth while it is still worth something.
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>>41173660
GOOGLE YR4
GOOGLE SUN ENTERING MORE ACTIVE PHASE
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>>41173660
ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
>ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
>ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
>ISRAEL HAS SACRIFICED THE RED COW
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>>41173664
NO THIS ISNT SOME BLACK MAGIK BULLSHIT LIKE YOUR SPREADING FOR ATTENTION AKA WHAT YOURE GETTING DOPE AMINE FROM
THOSE WHO OPEN THERE HEARTS AND MINDS WILL HARMONIZE WITH THERE REALITY

THE REST WILL COPE WITH ISRAELS SECRETS COMING OUT AND SHIT GETTING CRAZY THEN THE COMET HITS AND ITS OVER
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Rapture already Happenend. Mh370 was raptured. We are now living in the end times. Most people are to stupid, to get it.
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>>41173680
their* and what comet are you even talking about? wormwood will not come until after the years of tribulation
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>>41173689
THE COMET IS THE END
WHAT
DID
YOU
FORGET
TO
GOOGLE
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>>41173687
it wasn't raptured mh370 was taken down because there were several wealthy patent owners on it that were researching RNA involved in both Ebola and HIV and going to a conference about it and the rothschilds couldn't allow population control mechanisms to be cured. open your eyes
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>>41173694
what fucking comet
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>>41173739
WHAT DID YOU FORGET TO GOOGLE
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>>41173742
do you mean the asteroid that is supposed to hit the moon in 2032?
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>>41173606
Nahh. I expect Red October.
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>>41173754
YUP IT WAS EARTH THEY CHANGED IT TO MOON THEN TO WELL JUST NUKE IT
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>>41173764
nuking it wouldn't even help though it would just create lots of micro asteroids that are highly radioactive ?
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>>41173657
Attention Christians and atheists & all non-believers.

It's on the feast of trumpets, Rosh Hashanah, also known as the day or hour no one knows as an idiom, celebrated for two days because of the difficulty of determining the date of the new moon.
Same day as the UN summit where there will be a 7 year peace treaty, Daniel's 2550 days of tribulation exactly till September 15, 2032, Yom Kippur, day of atonement.
This pattern of 2550 days between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur has never happened before Israel became a nation.
Six times after it did, this time/year will be the 7th.

Luke 2:36-37
>She, being advanced greatly in years, had lived with a husband seven years from her marriage, and she was a widow of about eighty-four years
Psalm 90:10
>The length of our days is seventy years, or eighty, if we are strong.
Israel is now 77 years since it became a nation.
Jacob, who's name was later changed to Israel, after completing the two 7 years promise was 84 years old.
Israel will be 84 on 2032 AD
2 Peter 3:8
>With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day
Jesus Christ makes an appearance every two thousands years, also like a day
From Adam to Abraham, in person, with His glory.
As He rose on the literal third day, Jesus Christ's third coming will also be on the third day, 2032 AD (32 AD when He entered Jerusalem), under both the context of 1 & 2 thousand years being a day
1 Thessalonians 5:4
>But you, brethren, are not in darkness, so that this Day should overtake you as a thief
Amos 3:7
>Surely the Lord GOD does nothing, Unless He reveals His secret to His servants the prophets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1uk2z7jGdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej_WqwAQ2bQ
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVEK2klr2M8


The timeline has never been perfect until now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE-XX0Ey9Xo

To all unbelievers, don't be discouraged, read the parable of the workers in the vineyard
Crucify yourself and fast
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>>41173789
correct
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>>41173809
so then the Israeli US world government wants to intentionally make toxic meteorites to purge the population. checks out
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>>41173606
November means 9
Nov
It's still going to be 9/23 anyway
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>>41173821
They dont know September is 7. October is 8. November is 9. December is 10

Yes. Its catching on. Serious numerology making sense to many now
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>>41173703
Thats the Story they want you to Here. Ebola/hiv are both vaccine injury induced illnesses. Fuck why am i writing Here. Mostly total idiots Here who think someone is their enemy.
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>>41173606
Holy shit, could yall just fuckin leave already instead of blueballing us?
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All months of the year are named by “pagans”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_calendar
Now go scam someone else
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