>Rapture failed to materialize earlier this week>Jehova's Witness still walking around the neighborhood attempting to proselytize peopleHow the fuck do people keep falling for this?
>>41175331The rapture was never a biblical thing. Sone dummies cane up with it in the 1800s
>jehovahs witnesses mentionedi grew up in that fuckass cult they've been saying its "just around the corner" since the late 1800s they're not gonna stop until they're all dead. if anyone's got questions about them I'll answer provided im awake.
Gods favorite cosmos.
>>41175419Cultish episode on JWs good or bad?
>>41175405John Nelson Darby
>>41175331What is this NASA slop image? The universe doesn't look like that
>>411753311. Anyone who belived in that rapture bullshit is mentally a midget and we aren't even in the year 2025 so any retarded calculations are always going to pan out the same way with nothing. 2. Just to reemphasize time and the calendar is made up. we just made it the fuck up. We inherited this earth in our current iteration and added 1000 years to the timeline. The people who came before were far more knowledgeable with tracking the dates and stars. all we have is leftover from them. We aren't even in the right month half of the time. Stop being a fucking mouth breathing retard and believing in that shit. 3. space is fake and gay and your actually braindead for believing in it still.
>>41176307dumbfuck freemason bullshityou got filtered hardwe are in a snowglobe idiot
God existsdeal with it mouth breathers
>>41175331>How the fuck do people keep falling for this?Believing the jews and their lies, and not reading "The Jews and Their Lies" by Martin Luther.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9DQfJ1q23UModern jews are not biblical jews.Christianity is a creation of Greeks, Romans, and babylonian jews, to draw people away from Christ.The jews are murderous liars and thieves, christians that follow israel and modern jews are well intentioned fools at best, dangerous retards at worst. Their acts pave the road to hell.
>>41175331Does not happen when you study the bible and deal honestly with what it says.
>>41175419My Dad was interested in it, so they'd come around, and I missed a few Xmases over it, but in the end he just wouldn't go in with both feet.I'd get in trouble for asking basic fucking questions they weren't prepared for because it wasn't in their intelligence insulting simplistic literature.I'm agnostic but not anti-religion. I just don't believe it or see any valid reason to buy into any particular shit anyone is peddling.I follow a lot of JW and ex-JW channels and some of them are just as culty at the end of the day.I was a kid in the early late 70's early 80's when they started coming around and there was no mention of the 1975 debacle. They were such cunts when it came to omitting shit like that and being intellectually dishonest to make their points, and even as a kid, though interested in religion and sympathetic to the idea of a god, I could see shit didn't add up. I was keen to discuss the idea of a god, objective morality, etc. but it was debating a retard. The Elder just used to get pissy that he was getting some pushback and actual high IQ questions that didn't follow the bouncing ball in the Watchtower magazines.
>>41175419>>41176753I should add that I'm old enough to have been told 'this generation will by no means pass away" bullshit repeatedly and wasn't impressed to hear they'd changed it when that generation was obviously too old - even though that was their big push for the End Times coming soon to a theatre near you based on 1914.Then later I looked into it and they'd been doing the same shit and moving the goalposts all along.My Dad was sympathetic to the JWs because he'd been listening to Herbert W. Armstrong and didn't like the Trinity shit. It all makes sense when you trace it back:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe2a-mOkM68
>>41176685>space is fake and gay and your actually braindead for believing in it still.Yeah, in this dreammatrix at least, idk about that in base reality.
>>41176705>choke from the same mouth you eat from>99% of water is undrinkable>vestigial organs>left over tail bone from simian evolution>teeth rots off if you don't brush everyday>have to kill something just to survive>getting a simple cut in nature can get infected and kill youlol
>>41176408Never seen it, but Knowing Better on youtube has a pretty good video on them.
>>41176778lmao i was born in the 2000s and i was told all the same stuff. they really never change.
>>41176858>teeth rots off if you don't brush every daytbf this is because modern food is full of sugar and shit.
>>41176858Because we don't have the original 12 strand DNA.Besides we should be evolving to a 3 helix type of DNA and either returning to a Copper based blue blood or something better, other than iron.
>>41177239So are you seriously saying an all-powerful all-knowing all-loving creator couldn't design teeth that are immune to sugar, something he knew would come to be a big food source in the future? It's amazing that fallible human engineers somehow can design machines that let us talk across great distances and they're "arrogant" but God not only can't design a human that doesn't need to shit but also cant' design an asshole that doesn't get hemorrhoids.
>>41175331>>41175419>this one specific Christian sect is a cult but the other ones are totally fineThe apostles expected Jesus to return during their lifetimes and Christians have been saying it's "just around the corner" for the past 2,000 years.
>>41177264Tribal africans have perfect white teethare you such a retard that belives that god gives little kids cancer and it's not because of the injections satanic idiots like you put into them? we are surrounded by satanic forces because mental midgets like you embrace science and reject Christ. Cry more. God doesn't know you and will melt down your soul into nothing.
>>41177264the explanation i was given for literally all of this was "its satan ruling the world making all the bad stuff" which is a load of horseshit meaning satan created mosquitoes and predators so therefore satan is equal to god
>>41177270no no pretty much every organized religion is a cult. the only way to worship god is independently. if a man tries to set himself as above others in the church that is implying you are closer to god than others, which no you're fucking not.
>>41177490It's not that god created mosquitoes specifically it's a mixture of concepts and contexts.God created the sun that if you touch it you die, wtf I hate the sun now!Evil is a culmination of concepts that are too extreme and creates a huge contrast with the surroundings and makes the whole thing unbalanced and out of equilibrium.
>>41175331Im a JW, didn't hear shit about a rapture until Midwest Grandmas on Facebook sold houses for cheap. went to a Kendrick Lamar Concert not all Christians are retards but alot of retards are Christians
>>41175331Slace is fake and homosexual
>>41175331>christcucks are retardedwater is wet
>>41178005>god created the shn that if you touch it you die god never intended for humans to be anywhere near touching distance of the sun + it needs to be like that for us to fucking live. why would god create shit like mosquitoes? he has no reason to make those evil disease spreading abominations.
>>41178324>claims to be a jw>swearing>calling people retards>on 4chaneither you're making shit up or you're a hypocrite
>>41178444>why would god create shit like mosquitoes?So you can learn about the concept and see the same concepts on other things like jews and identify evil. Something along those lines it's hard to explain. Mosquitos and diseases wouldn't be relevant if we weren't constantly being handicapped and dying with simple flu.Imagine humans long ago could stand cold without protections and now we are so weak that the same temperature make us sick and vulnerable.
I'm drowning in all these fedoras.If you don't believe in God, the GO and leave decent people alone.
>>41178450If I'm a hypocrite for swearing and being on 4Chan instead of being a Retarded MAGA and ICE supporter and telling people rapture is happening in 2 days, I feel good with explaining myself to Jesus
>>41178809buddy im literally MAGA and ICEs biggest hater and an athiest.
>>41176858>implying Nature isn't in absolute ecstasy when it sees the struggle of Life occurring and persevering
>>41175331>jahovennis witnesses?>go rub dongs with your daddy>and play with your fecal*flush*
>>41176685>>41176690>>41176695Show a photo of the entire flat earth from far away or GTFO
>>41175331i don't believe in god aka jesus christ. I know the hindu pantheon exists but i'd prefer if jesus existed because he seems to be nice unlike the barbaric gods and goddesses of Hinduism.i also support conservatives and christianity because i think it is a constituent to the west so why fuck with it, don't try to tell white people how to run the world they created while you eat mud patties and poorly manage a hotel. and christianity is kind of right from my perspective.not only has christianity facilitated the west but it has also acted as a barrier between white people and eastern spirituality that would destroy them.caring about humanity, whats right and wrong, human welfare. justice. that is christianity, that is white people. and i love it. even if i am a heretic. Even if the society i love doesn't like me back and sees me as a monster.
>>41177325Yes, humans only have health issues due to perversions of nature that are put into our bodies by evil.
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>>41176778Ha! Mormons did the same thing when I was growing up. The chosen generation just keeps changing when nothing ever happens
>>41181192No shock they all stem from the same stalk as the Millerites, one of the most infamous prophecy fails in the history of religion itself:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_DisappointmentSeems like it's, (ironically), an evolutionary thing where there's a natural selection benefit to your sect in terms of recruiting and zealotry if you make 'end of times' predictions within a certain timeframe - about 10 - 30 years or so, (within a human lifespan so members will presumably get to see it). Al Gore and Greta Thunberg pull the same bullshit with 'tipping points' for a 'muh crisis' happening over geological timescales to predict 'something' will happen in a timeframe suspiciously close to not only human lifespans, but election cycles.Nothing new since day dot if you take Jesus at face value about His generation, but made into a literal 'muh science' by Numerology fags:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NumerologyOnly problem is there's a price to pay when the day comes and nothing happens and you lose people to other religions and schisms. Quite profitable in the meantime though, especially as the date gets nearer. Also you can always use the same old playbook to string suckers along:>I forgot to take into account there is no 'year zero' between 1BC and 1AD, so it's not 1975, it's 1976, so just one year more sheeple!>It's uncertain when Jesus was born or died, at age 31 or 32, or maybe it's 30 or so years in the future - again ...If you go back to WWI the JWs were guessing all kinds of 'two more weeks' dates after they get some traction with 1914 due to the start of the war actually happening. Afterwards they never quite let that date go because it was the best 'broken clock right twice a day' prediction they had.18741878188119101914 (October)1915 (October)1918 (Spring)19201925 (Early)1925 (October)193519411975 (Autumn)1984 (implied via 1914 + “70-year generation”)1994 (extended generation reasoning)
>>41175331>He believes that fake CGI crapNGMI
>>41175331I don't think JW believes in the rapture The rapture is a Dispensationalist belief. JW believes in the physical and earthly resurrection of 600,000 elect followers of Jahovah. They don't believe in a heavenly assencion like Dispensationalists do with the rapture.
>>41177270You clearly aren't familiar with Witnesses. All of Christian faith has cult-y ties but Jehovah's Witnesses are an actual, established cult. They're the real deal and probably the biggest in the world today. Nothing makes them fuck off in literal fear more than my utterance of being an apostate. All I'm saying is I reject their faith and they go fucking wide eyed and speedwalk the fuck out. Just speaking to you after that paints them as "tainted" and "infected" in their community and they'll be shunned for weeks. It's especially terrible for people who built their entire life and community around the religion, meaning they can't even access shit like fresh food or walk to their mailbox without angering their community more. They're fucking insane.
>>41176307We live inside a molecule
>>41176695Why did it do that?
>>41175331>How the fuck do people keep falling for this?Amerimutts are barely people in the first place.
