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give me magick or spell to grow my penis please.
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>>41181844
Dihydrotestosterone + Human Growth Hormone.
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>>41181844

Get better at foreplay and dont worry about size nigga
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I heard bee stings can do it. Try it and post results. For science.
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>>41181844
sure, always ready to help with cock problems

saw palmetto- this will increase your overall libido, but not in the sense that your cock will be busting out of your pants.

zinc- for prostate health, also stimulates additional seminal fluid more than usual. you might want to learn about the cowpers gland too.

lecithin (sunflower is best)- this is what your body uses to make jizz. the more you eat, the more your body makes.

L-arginine- a generic amino acid involved in much of the male reproductive system.

Vitamins C/D- helps with metabolizing your food during the day.

look around the interwebs towards how to use those. stop beating off for a week, then start a goon session and edge for an hour or so. this is the difficult part next, don't cum. just finish up the session, your nuts full of a week worth of cum made from supplements.

at that point, notice the size of your cock. what you want to do is practice this pregame session, since edging for a while will add somewhere around 10% overall length and girth to your cock compared to a quick no-reason-boner. don't bother with that jelqing stuff, choking your cock to force it to heal, that will just add pain.

your cock is big enough as it is, and I will tell you why. when you cum buckets all over the face, tits, or muff of the woman you are fucking after waiting a week or more to bust your nut, she will not be offended one fucking bit with you hit her with a firehose. at that point, you will need to make some sort of joke that you aren't a 2 pump chump, and that its because of her you fucking came so fast. eat her out for a bit to get through your refractory period, and the leftover cum in your nuts will make it easier to fuck again.

you'll probably have her cum about 4 times because of her confidence boost that you can't stop fucking her after your first shot, no matter your cock size. she will most likely glork on your meat snorkel if you do a good job eating her out between your cock getting a rest.
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>>41181844
Light multiple candles and stand on a chair with a rope around your neck. Kick the chair and chant penis over and over again.
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>>41181844
>cowpers gland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbourethral_gland

you'll notice "cowper's fluid" is the clinical term for pre-cum. make as much as that as you can with your diet and lifestyle. women tend to notice men who shoot ropes across their face a few times during a fuck session. if you can manage to have 2 or 3 orgasms during a session, as compared to most men who can barely pull off one cumshot on a fuck session, you'll find that she will have a full body fucking eye rolling orgasm if you have already came on her face once, ate her out, didn't let her orgasm, then got back to fucking her again.

the anticipation she will have at that point will make the size of your cock irrelevant. she will probably spray on you a bit.

have fun!
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>>41182780
L-arginine 100% works.
When I was a kid my dad bought like 50 capsules of the stuff cuz he had connection with private pharmaceutical companies.
He told me to take 4 pills every day (2 in the morning 2 in the night) and told me it’s for blood flow (which is technically right). But after a while I would have a crazy libido to the point I will would be hard almost all the time and my cock grew a fair bit.
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>>41182787
oops!

also forgot to mention the types of fats you need to be eating. manteca lard is the best. look for that in the grocery store. it is highly refined bacon grease, for lack of a better phrase. the lipid profile in that is very similar to the lipids your body uses to make jizz. the more you eat of it in your toast, eggs, whatever, leads to more semen production, and by extension (heh heh), the size of your cock. you aren't going to grow a baseball bat, but women tend to notice the difference between a throbbing cock and a normal whatever boner.

they take the throbbing cock as a compliment, no matter the size, especially when you tell her explicitly that you have a fucking bomb about to explode in your pants because of her.
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Binaural beats and morphic energetic audio.
All on youtube, all free.
Mute your audio before clicking anything and have autoplay turned off. Read descriptions and/or comments for details about what you can expect.

And always rember: banish all malicious entities from your mind body and spirit with the power of the Christ vested in you by God your Creator.
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>>41182785
Put 2 in the chamber and one to the head. Its much quicker and we are SO SORRY you have to do this. We understand. I would do the same thing if i had to wake up without a dick and cope by believing anything can bring it back. Suicide in peace
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>>41181844
I'm content with my size, but I want my foreskin back
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>>41182816
Your cum will taste like ass, though. Please don't forget your fruits and nuts.
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>>41181844
You wanna be careful with that shit dude it ain't fun when it goes haywire and you end up with a dick that peaks from the bottom of your pant-leg and drags across the ground, it hurts like hell. The only real solution is to tuck it into your sock and make sure you don't walk to fast or the physical stimulation will give you an erection and that makes it almost impossible to walk till it goes flaccid again. It ain't worth it man
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>>41181896
Will DHT shrink my balls or make me infertile
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>>41181844
You can't. The ads you saw were Jews trick.



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