This one is called, "SATAN'S ROAST!"Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWGUeKIf0kDo you HATE Satan too?Then enter this thread and type your ROAST!Satan just got owned, and pwned.Roasted, and toasted, burnt to a crisp!Insult him here now, and tell yourself, you're innocent, you did nothing wrong!
>>41182340Satan, you are a faggot! You are a fruity ass demon fruitbowl gay bastard that takes it in the pooper lord of the shit sucking flies Beelzebub anal loving good for nothing piece of milky lickin chicken eatin corn on the tip of his johnson bastard flesh flute playing good for nothing professional quarterback in a bath house power bottom butt boys up worse than broke back mountain and cow boy poetry no bass in the vulnacular pink team playin absolute ass abused vile vermon scum of the earth worse than grandma's enima bag! You can call Lucifer, Luci-Fruit, fruiter than juicy fruit! He's frutier than a box of fruitloops for the sake of cheezes crust!
>>41182346I mean, if you had a visica pisis of Ricky Martin and Adam Lambert, in the middle of the visica pisis would be Satan's face! That pink too too wearin Heleil Ben Scachar pink heels struttin queer walkin fag attracting femminin angel! You pranced on the coals of fire like a little girl and you sucked at every song you played with your air instruments! You couldn't make a decent beat with the hand pan drum to save your eternal life, you no talent rip off of Jesus's light thief of Jesus's knowledge false morning star scumbag! Samuel, you suck the chrome off of a 57 chevy bumper, with your disgusting trials and tribulations, yea your torments, you enemy of humanity and deceiver of us sore loser on the most shittiest team of the infernal excrement empire! The serpent is a sissy boy, yea he's the lord of the fags, and prince of the trans! Satan is the boss, and creator of the LGBTQ++ movement that is perverting our kids in schools!
>>41182350The god of this world is a theif and a murderer, who loves to get gangbanged by other goats upon a pink and black checkard floor until Lucifer's rose budded asshole prolapses and he has to get surgery from a gay doctor named who he calls Samyaza and he loves to get fisted by satanists! Satan loves to get his prostate checked and tips his doctor generiously after each weekly visit. Satan is a faggot who loves to control Tom Ellis from AMC's fruity ass show Lucifer, who works in the angel of the air that lives in the children of disobedience, and that lame ass show is nothing more than CSI SATAN, alright? CSI SATAN! Satan is such a fagget that one of the reasons why he's such a psycopath is because he loses his boners around women, and gets erect around arch angel Michael, in-whom he is very jelous of, and is a flaming master fag for in his gay desires and feminine lusts, wearing ed hearty t-shirts and fish nets as a nipple clamp lovin buttplug up the ass havin freak! Lucifer loves to smell the farts of gay men, and was the inventer of barbie dolls. What a loser, who would ever worship Satan? That fallen angel can go fuck himself in hell!
he's a pretty cool dude
but satanists are based because they rebel against the christian status quo
>>41182340You can call Lucifer, Luci-Fruit! Fruitier than Juicy Fruit!What? I did nothing wrong! I'm innocent! Fruitbowl!Satan just got owned, and pwned. Roasted, and toasted!Burnt to a crisp! Beyond golden brown, alright? Eat it!
>>41182356Satan's not your friend or your hommie or your pal or your brother's keeper, alright? Satan would hug you holding a dagger to pierce your back.. He's the scorpion to the frog that wanted to cross the waters. Satan made Cain kill Able and he wanted to deceive Adam and Eve in the cave of treasures that he may destroy them. Faggot.>>41182364You just question God because you seen too many bad things in life, and on the internet, and have a shitty life of your own thus you are also mad at God thus you rebel against God thinking Satanists are based when really they're faggots.Christianity is the best thing to overcome the world, and deserves to daily trample the serpent with Jesus's many Churches. There's nothing based about Baphomet edgelord. The Bible keeps order, the law, and basic principles to the fundamental teachings on how to live a just and moral life. Full of wisdom and ancient knowledge of events that can be backed up by scientific fact that these things have come to pass in scripture.
>>41182356Yeah, because Satan/Lucifer is such a cool dude for entering into Judas and making him betray Jesus, faggot ya sooo based.
>>41182340Learn the truth about Satan/Lucifer/Beelzebub!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thUblc9yBFAThen take some of this knowledge and ROAST HIM!
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>>41182537>>41182542The many nations of Abraham is EUROPE thus Jesus, looking Western Europeon Anglosaxon and Germanic people I've come to the conclusion that Whites are the real Jews and today's Jews with the beedy eyes and big noses like Reuven Rivlin are actually genetically not as the race of Mother Mary, alright I KNOW I GET IT THE SYNAGOGE OF SATAN AND THE SEED OF THE SERPENT YAYAYA I GET IT.>rev 2:9>rev 3:9The Bible is White and the new testament is for the gentiles, non-white, and Apostle Paul said Jews are contrary to all men however yet explain the many nations of Abraham? And we all descend from Noah until the spreading of races and confusing of languages after the fall of the tower of Babel. SO I GET IT.
>>41182340Hail Satan!!!!!!!
>>41182579Shalom rabbi
>>41182579>like Reuven Rivlin>pic rel>not the race of Mother Mary not Jesus's race>Jesus is half white half God>>41182581Aaaaw did I hurt your feelings when I insulted your father?>>41182584I'm Ukrainian.
However let us acknowledge that compared to the Islamic terror and conquering plan they have today, we NEED to support Israel and fight against the Islamic world for Muslims are used as a proxy by Satan to kill Christians and Jews. The Allah of the Quran is the god of the choshesh, the darkness of the 7th heaven, while the Book Of ENoch talks about 10 Heaven's summarized by Apostle Paul into 3 sections. The Allah Muhammad knows is actually Satan who lied to him in a cave. The Quran is a false book that teaches a different story about Jesus and Muslims don't believe Allah can have a son. They are actually anti-Christ to Jesus's true teachings found in the Gospel.
>>41182601Take this and consider race.Picture the image of Mother Mary and Jesus>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzZ5EzOR9W0Now picture the DNA of God mixed with the human DNA of mother Mary and Jesus looks in part like Mary and in part like Hallowed who is God.
>>41182608i consider not vain geneologies however, that, no matter what you are, even Arab, or of the tribe of Esau, if Caananite Jew, or whatever, if you be born again in Jesus Yeshua Emmanuel, you indeed are my brother/sister and family in-whom there is no judgement by me, yea, even unto today's Jewish. Baptized likened unto the ways of John.
>>41182601have you seen how they walk around Mecca like Saturn's rings? Also the black cube like the top of Saturn? And Mecca's hole looks like an animal's anus where they smeer oils on it and I bet it turns those goat fuckers on.. Google image Mecca's Hole I bet some muslims jack off to it.
>>41182727Mecca's cube is the black cube's asshole and the black stone that they hoist up so preciously is just old aged shit that turned black over time for Mecca's hole is but an anus.
>>41182340I dont hate him. Hate is too strong of an emotion. I pitty him, although not even this. I dont even waste time thinking what i could feel about him. I know he is here and i effortlessly trample and destroy him by my mere existence. It is as easy as drinking a glass of water
>>41182579> Whites are the real JewsCorrect. Semantics is their biggest weapon.
satan is cringe but methinks OP might be a repressed homosexual
It is said that being selfish is better than being altruistic, because then you benefit yourself, instead of wasting time benefitting others who will probably not pay you back in any way.
>>41183103Satan is so cringe he's burnt so crisp he's more crunchy than a salad crouton! Alright?I'm no fagget, for I don't see how anyone could like a flat chested hairy man's ass let alone danging disgusting balls, alright? I like the curves of women I like high hills and tall towers alright?>>41183418Be a visica picis of both where you tend to self and others times and at times in seasons. When you tend to your self and have not need of anything, and if you have more than you need, give unto others, even especially weed. If a nigga needs his hit, and u got lots, give him a nug!
>>41182340Relax he is just a double agent on God's side!
>>41182340Imagine a religion of “Love” preaching Hate! Imagine that everyone in your cult believes that some indefinite entity, and its followers, need to be tortured for eternity so those who “chose“correctly” could enjoy watching their tortures forever. Now, imagine that this cult believes that you belong there - everyone but themselves belongs there! Would you conclude their Omni-God loathes Humanity and that His acolytes Hate Hunanity as much as their Omni-God does? The that the Prince of Peace wants war and hatred to engulf the world for his sake That He brings only strife and division? You do n’t have to image e it!
I don't understand why you'd roast Satan.In your religion, your God did way more evil than Satan.
In the Christian Religion, God is just a do gooder who... is REALLY HECKIN' trying... to do good. HE"S TRYING HIS DARN BEST OK!?!! HE HAD TO MAKE BABY CANCER!! HE JUST HAD TO!WHAT ELSE WAS THERE TO DO!?!?
>>41184176Look, I'm open to the concept that the G(g)od of the Old Testament may actually be the demiurge and that Jesus is the way back to the true God Hallowed, who's name isn't mentioned in the Old Testament and I have questioned The Potter that knitted us imperfectly in the womb with all these strange new creations created after the 7th day when God my Father actually stopped creating, like vulture bees and scorpion flies mecoptera and demon deer and strange aquatic life and things with thorns and strange opdd fowl of the air like unclean gray or brown seagulls or those with demonic black and red eyes not yellow as the standard and I've seen strange creations in flies that look like wasps and shit. I GET IT.The God of the Old Testament if not the demiurge has a lot of explaining to do but if Jesus read from Torah and acknowledged JAH as Father lest the old gnostic Christian teachings be true idk I know not but yes God has killed his creations. The tribe of Esau and the Caananites is whom He hates.
you'll never get my soul :)
>>41184342>you'll never get my soul :)Oh don't you worry, every day I'm increasing in my power level, and I'll try again, yea I'll try again every day to get your soul, and it'll be just, like, this!>vid rel>(You)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGPVNvja4CwI'll getcha, I'll getcha...
>>41184318you sound like you've made up your mind but some programming overwhelmed you at the last second.just stop keeping up appearances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG0zAn0dL2I
>>41182346>>41182350>>41182354A guy named Setelataf made Satan bow down multiple times!Lucifer bows in a cemetery (the last pokemon battle)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoE5nA3zCCAMaking Lucifer bow down TAS Speedrun WR in 5 minutes>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSHkXVOyHMILucifer bows down once again!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT24b6WSrEA
>>41182340sure.>>41186091satan is just jealous of Lucifer's position as the Eternal Apprentice to God. satan is just some faggot little bitch who uses his free will to be the radix malorum.
>>41186152also, something people tend to forget is that satan and his minions (he has no demons, another lie of his), are paper thin. if you meet them, you can poke through their skin like they are made of paper mache. its like they are made of ashes which were made into thin paper. due to this, they cannot harm you, only use their perversion of the Logos to lie to others to bring harm to you.satan his little butt buddy faggot minions don't want you to know that. that little piece of shit doesn't even have a demon army, he just made that shit up and people believed it. just minions, all paper thin, fragile, and easily destroyed.
>>41186152Lucifer is Heleil Ben Shachar's name who is Satan the adversary angel.Satan isn't jelous over Lucifer for Lucifer is Satan and it looks like he divided himself against his own house in your mind for you work in the angel of the air Lucifer who works in the people of disobedience.Behold, fagget!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thUblc9yBFAThat video is made for confused people like you who even think Jesus is Lucifer when really He's not.
>>41186170Satan/Lucifer/Beelzebub he has many transformations even into a sweet elderly man.The image of Christmas pagan Santa is likened unto the sweet old man Satan transformmed/shape shifted himself into when he talked to Adam in the cave of treasures tellin him he came from his rib before eve
>>41186170>hurr durr, here's a bunch of satanist lies to prove more lies about satans nemesis, Lucifer.fuck off faggot. Lucifer is just an apprentice, and it is all our duties to be a better apprentice than him to God. it will never happen, the same as Lucifer will never usurp God or master the Logos, same as us.stupid little faggot bitch satan thinks he can invent a religion of lies to usurp God. you, and the other vast endless ocean of stupid faggots need to understand that.Jesus is cool btw, but he and Lucifer are still obedient to God, same as us. it is only satan who disobeys.
>>41186182ur a deceived little fagget that vocally shits his britches!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJO9W9xZ5mI^That's people in this thread talking about YOU
>>41186170get fresh, scrub.
>>41186197>britchesyou sound like a typical inbred ozarkian. go back to the hills.
>>41186208You dun say sumptin bout muh britches ye numb-ball? *spits* I outta getchur britches and stretch them over your head ya dum son bitch poop
>>41186223>typical inbred ozarkian
>>41186227Hey, what can I say, we have a second baby on the way!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p96vPBBjlPsShe goes to work and I play video games all day seems GREAT!
>>41186258This has turned into a Sugar Momma Sunday
>>41186258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVNLrw8W4Bk
>>41186263>>41186263Or a Sister Sexual Sunday for the inbread.
>>41186258listen here you sunuvabitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjBFc5L6E1g
>>41182340Satan's such a fag he could take a G.I. Joe action figure, wrap a condom around it, and stick it up his ass the FRUIT!
I hate satanists but I love satan
"El oh El, I toe-tagged all the rebels in an instant! My lance arm strong but I ain't talkin no bike! Lance a lot but I ain't talkin' no knight!"- Mikael
Satan sucks the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper!
>>41182354The Poop Demon Persona Pussified in Pink!
>>41186146Based.
>>41186146Angel VS angel?
>>41182340I rebuke Satan and his demons in the name of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior. Amen.
satan a retardpic related
>>41189271If I do it it's ok I conferred and gave my mind the decision. Truth is fragile. Truth is fragility is not the truth.
>>41186223>dum son bitch poopwhoa now anon that's going too far I'm reporting you for hate speech now
>>41189271Satan wouldn't need to eat from it because the angels all already know good and evil
>>41189538Perhaps the fruit of the three of the knowledge of good and evil was only for the angels, not for mankind. For angels know about evil but do it not nor think it not but if it come up they know about it. They knew Adam and Eve were naked, Adam and Eve did not. But they ate the angel fruit.
lol at satan. i used to be at war with the infernal forces but slowly and surely i beat them down to the point they dont dare challenge me anymore, and infact i command them. i am satan. im going to make hell (this world) a better place when i receive the ability to do so (soon). but yeah get wrecked satan. fun fact, i got possesed once and everytime i shut my eyes i was tortured in "hell" and felt the pain. i called out to michael and he handled it. such cheating you always attract the dark ones when dabbling in magic, but just call on mikey and they gone. magic is fun, but the currency is physical pain unless you sacrifice something sufficient. anyways yeah fuck the dark ones.
