Is it really going to happen this time?
>>41190878You're joking, right?
>>41191254No? I have seen evidence. It is pretty convincing
>>41191275Coolio. Do everyone a favour and end yourself when the rapture inevitably doesn’t happen. You’re consuming oxygen, food, and water that someone else can use.
>>41191304I will not, because I'm a son of God and you are a spiteful little demon.
The rapture happened around 400 years ago, the resurrection already happened. We are living in the brief window that satan has full control. Stuck in purgatory. The question is, did we die before the reign of Christ?
>>41191325The Empire Never Ended
>>41190878N O T H I N G E V E R H A P P E N SOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>41191275was september convincing?
>>41191367October is have you seen the evidence?
>>41191384no dude. i don't need to. it's all bullshit.>i hope something happenswas september convincing?
>>41191395Listen. It is not my fault you are an NPC without a soul and are terrified that the world will end. I will pray for you and hope God gives you one. Listen, see the evidence, it will happenon the 21st
>>41191422>without a soul and are terrified that the world will end
>>41190878Oh neat another schizo-retard thread.
>>41191459You are basically AI. I know it is hard for you to hear, and you will never accept it. But it is the truth!You should change your name to Flesh-GPT because that is what you are.
>>41191492literally everything you have assumed about me is incorrect.
>>41191504Nope, you are coping so hard Flesh-GPT.
>>41190878>Is it really going to happen this time?...probably not...
>>41190878Anyone have any rapture panic or regret videos?
>>41191514>you are an NPCincorrect>without a soulmight be onto something>terrified that the world will endincorrect>You are basically AIi wish, i'm just retarded instead>I know it is hard for you to hearit's not>you will never accept iti will when i become an actual cyborg>copingno
>>41190878glow op
>>41190878No anon. Only God knows when the rapture is and he hasn't said shit to anybody ever. If anybody claims to know when the rapture supposedly takes place they're straight up lying to you, anonymous. There is no set date, if it happens, then it'll happen, but no one will know when.
>>41191537So sorry Flesh-GPT. I did not know you were able to cope this hard
>>41191319Tell em anon
>>41191547ok. i'll be back next month.>was september convincing?keep that question in mind.
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>>41191567>ok. i'll be back next month.You better be Flesh-GTP or I will turn you off
>>41190878Faggot. Go suck and AIDS infested asshole
>>41190878rapture tongue my anus
>>41191275You are literally too stupid to insult right now
>>41191642>You are literally too stupidSays the person who can't read the signs and look at the evidence. The truth is simply to much to handle for a sinful simplelton such as yourself
>>41191657Ok faggot, I'm not going to argue with you because for some reason you fucktards cannot seem to understand the whole "no man can know the day or hour" thing. So go ahead and ra ra ra for another false prophet and prediction and when you are inevitably wrong I sincerely hope you kill yourself, and go ahead and post it here so we can all laugh at you.
>Accidentally stumbles into low quality thread
>>41191657Please shut the fuck up you absolute fucking retard. You contribute nothing to this board or society. Kill yourself so that we can hope one less idiot like you exists to make these stupid fucking threads.
it will never happen, and I will never convert to your fake ass religion, I will never bend the knee to a man impersonating god, my god doesn't threathen me into compliance with ethernal damnation.jesus was a phony, he waa not the son of god, only a man who died.
>>41191275Then post it? like people don't believe you anyway lol
i believeif you dont you are not /x/
>>41191724>Kill yourself so that we can hope one less idiot like you exists to make these stupid fuREPENT NOW! Or else I will go tell Jesus what you said to me.
>>41191752>Then post it? like people don't believe you anyway lolWell, Satan has blindfolded you. You are a helpless sheep, and an NPC who do not possess the mental faculties to be able to understand this world.
>>41191777Jesus already knows. And he knows I think he's a huge fucking faggot too. ;)
>>41191786This is you
>>41191811>This is youI'm cute as hell.>the devilJust because sky daddy isn't real doesn't mean I believe in red twink. They're both made up.
>>41191836>Just because sky daddy isn't real doesn't mean I believe in red twink. They're both made up.yes you do. Repent now, or you will regret it on the 21st
>>41191866Oh no, it's retarded.
>>41190878No. It’s the 17th. Pic related. 10 days in 1582 is 13 days and 11 hours now.
>>41191866Correction I mean the 22st.
>>41190878ya
>>41190878Cows are more aerodynamic than fighter planes.
>>41190878Are you underaged? Rapture predictions are one of the most numerous grifts around that happens every few years
Nothing ever happens
>>41190878oh com eon you retard. this is the literal '2 more weeks' meme.
>>41193759na
>>41190878No rapture aliens are fucking coming and US and EU is already going to hold meeting with all the generals and everybody on board claiming this is east situation problem. Sure... they are shitting themselves.
>>41194236it's truethat's why we consume their dairy so we can obtain the fuel necessary for aerodynamic flight in human beingsthat's why lactose intolerant individuals will never be able to colonize outer space because their wretched fates are bound and landlocked onto the flat earth and their accursed souls will forever be weighed down by the planet's gravity never to return to its original divine creator in the afterlife where their souls will achieve true enlightenment and immortalityi pity the poor sods who can't drink milk without getting the shitsi truly do
>>41190878Ok, see you on the 22nd of October for your next theory.
>>41194874>Ok, see you on the 22nd of October for your next theory.Nope, won't happen idiot
>>41194988Wanna bet on it retard
>>41191275>>41190878stupidity is endlessly fascinatingstupid people seem simply unnable to grasp reality. like reality is too big to fit in their brain.
