Hey, vampires exist but theres a lot of lies and misconceptions about them,>they can walk in daylight but they have to where sun glasses and they get super dizzy.>they can eat garlic and actively encourage humans to because it’s a blood thinner.>they all stem from one vampire, only the oldest of vampires know this because vampirism is caused by a virus that causes such strain that dormant evolutionary genes are unlocked but it comes with a pretty hefty price.>theres a 99 percent chance you will die painfully during the turning process, the one percent are people with RH negative genes.A vampire has to bite you to introduce saliva directly into your blood and you have to drink some of their blood.>old vampires can do weird shit, young vampires have mild psychic abilities and sweat that induces trances or calmness.>vampires are allergic to pink roses and certain woods.>they can subside off of blood but they’re more like “ghouls” from “Tokyo Ghoul” minus the cool anime shit, and yes a starving vampire can get by on coffee for just a little bit.The one thing I don’t know is where the virus came from or what exactly it is, back in the day it was passed of as some “curse”and witches would actively weild it to their advantage, witches, warlocks their all the same just potent psychic people.
>>41191856Source?
>>41191936u didnt see img?
>>41191856You need to touch grass anon. No, not wuthering spindleweed, grass.
>>41191856This is cool and all but where do I go get vampussy? A nigga needs to get sucked off in two ways, anon
Nice larp, kiddo.
>>41192252Rich neighbor hoods, Romania, some places in Germany and France, historical spots, libraries and museums.
>>41192256I’m 26 you40 year old midwit.
>>41191856By ghoul you mean flesh eaters?What about their healing rates?What do you mean allergic to pink roses, what’s the difference between regular roses?
>>41192300They eat flesh yes but most go under the radar by living off of blood thanks to certain people and programs, but I have to ask ever notice hot the homeless just disappear, why their so gung ho about locking them up in pens?As for healing rates, It’s above average but they rich vampires have access to tech the public doesn’t know about, med beds are a very real thing, here soon there’ll be more in the field of study of “bio energy”. This part is complicated because info on it is hard to get or find but it has to do with certain chemical compounds like alkaloids and how they affect Vampires compared to humans.
>>41192461Sorry for the typos, I took off my glasses.
>>41191856How do you explain that I survived the turning process then and my blood type is O+?
>>41192461Does bio energy have something to do with like qi and reiki or like electro stim?
>>41191856Vampires don't exist. Grow up buddy, this crap currently only exist as book/TVseries material to do edgy teenagers girls make their parents spend money on that.
>>41191856I know this is pasta, but what "weird shit" do older vampires do?
>>41192480Every living thing is basically an electrochemical machine:>Neurons fire because of ion gradients (sodium, potassium, calcium) across membranes. This produces microcurrents in the microvolt–millivolt range.>Muscles contract because of calcium ion flows triggered by electrical signals.>Hearts beat thanks to an electrical pacemaker region.>Skin and tissue have measurable voltages (the “skin battery”), which guide wound healing.>Some animals (electric eels, rays) can produce hundreds of volts by stacking special cells called electrocytes — literally living batteries.Consciousness / Awareness (The Mysterious Part)This is where things get speculative. Science can correlate consciousness with patterns of electrical activity in the brain, but it hasn’t explained:>Why or how subjective experience arises (“the hard problem”).>Whether consciousness is purely brain-based or if there’s a field-like aspect.>Whether living beings emit some subtle field tied to awareness that’s more than just EM waves.This is the area where ideas like qi, prana, life force live. Nothing has been proven, but it’s also not fully ruled out because consciousness itself isn’t fully understood.If we combine those two things:>Vampires are hyper-electrical organisms.>Their nervous systems might depend on extremely sensitive electrical gradients.>A plant (like your pink rose) could contain compounds that short-circuit or dampen those gradients, essentially “paralyzing” them without magic.It would be like how a blowfish toxin paralyzes humans by blocking sodium channels, but engineered by nature for a creature we don’t normally have.
The traditional native vampires from south america seems more cool than fancy fags vampire from europe.
>>41192465I’d ask wheres your proof?
>>41192500Aren’t they more ritualistic though?
>>41192517In indigenous tradition, they are the personification of death and they killed simply because they wanted to, in addition to feeding on blood. There are no reports of rituals, only that they performed acrobatics in the sky (maybe to attract females).
>>41191856All of this is untrue.
>>41192560Interesting
>>41192583How do you know?
>>41192498Very interesting
>>41192271>libraries and museumsPlease, for the love of god, PLEASE tell me this is true. If I frequent my local library will a nigga get some goth vampire pussy. I have rizz, I can do it.
>>41192940Maybe not necessarily goth but maybe just maybe yes.
>>41192279this sums up 90% of x's interactions
>>41192947This could spell my doom but a true wizard always emerges victorious.
I got banned from /pol/ for 44 days. How do I fit in here?
>>41192498Fascinating
>>41191856>>theres a 99 percent chance you will die painfully during the turning process, the one percent are people with RH negative genes.Then its yes or no, not a percentageYou will never be a woman
>be me>mild psychic ability and latent affinity for magic and inducing trances>either O+ or O- can't remember>unironically actually allergic to roses and rose water burns me>Have always been able to feed off others emotions>similar phenotype to OP's pic>sickly, pale and frail and have always been drawn to dark and gloomy places and only feel healthy when the sky is completely overcast>have /d/ tier fetishes around things similar to vampirism So what do I do with that information?
>>41194399weird thing is the only thing that makes me feel better is raw fish or rare steak ironically I don't even kill insects but I feel so physically frail but when the sun is blocked or I eat meat I feel normal and garlic is my favorite food. Whenever I've accidentally tasted my own blood it's intoxicatingI've always felt like a Jiang Shi or pickman's model not some weird VTMB larpand yes pink roses make me ill
>>41191856Your mom know you're on here?
>>4119439>weak>mild cognitive problems and zones out a lot>can’t remember things>allergic to common things>unpleasant to be around. Buzzkill.>needs sun but won’t go out>disgusting fetishesYes you have problems. Fix them.
>>41191856Vampires used to exist. I think that's the real business. Sometime in the late 90s the last of them started to disappear.I think the vampires have an endangered population and technology makes it more difficult to stay hidden.
>>41191856Vam is the mantra of SaturnPyre is likely how they dealt with themBecause of the blood libels and stuff
>theres a 99 percent chance you will die painfully during the turning process, the one percent are people with RH negative genes.>A vampire has to bite you to introduce saliva directly into your blood and you have to drink some of their blood.No virus with such a complicated and lethal method of infection could ever survive. Viruses have evolved to spread easily because viruses that don't die the fuck out. I know we're all trying to get spooked here put like 99% more effort into your bait, please.
>>41194946The average virus doesn't turn a person into an immortal predator who can really plan ahead who they turn and why. Just use your brain here.
Why exist as a child as a manIt's irresponsible
>>41191940And how would we know those aren’t contact lenses? the picture doesn’t have that patterning that irises always have
>>41191856How does sunblock work for them? I was thinking of making a sunblock out of titanium dioxide and silver(it's used in mirrors) to deflect the uva and uvb rays. Minus side? I think this would make them sparkle like twilight.The other option I can think of is magic black paint. https://a.co/d/6fHF9nGThis will let infrared through, but deflect/absorb uva and uvb.Unfortunately it'll make you look pitch black like a demon. Which I think looks cooler, but I bet the normies will be fine with you "larping" as a twilight vampire than a demon.
>>41191856Do vamps get aids?
>>41196108The light is what kills themThe light of truth
