are there any actual branches of satanism worth trying that isn't so gay?>Church of satan: edgy atheist schlock>Temple of Satan: woke atheist schlock>Temple of Set: Really lame>Temple ov Blood: edgelords who just make bomb threats (not even cool)>O9A: sorta cool but then got co-opted by feds>764: wizards channeling the dark arts of discord (the app)Is there one branch of satanism that's actually worth following?
Satanism is all based around the idea that the Bible says you can't be gay, and they want to be gay. So, it's all going to be gay no matter where you look
>>41200863kek fpbp
All the religions were created as deceptions by the archon. Your connection to source and the Monad us innate. You have permission to free yourself. Congratulations
>>41200888idk man, this spirtual prison does have pizza. what does returning to divinity offer?
>>41200856Satan is God, so worship Godhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/0rXV9L0o_fk
>>41200856All of them are gay and retarded because the idea of satanism is itself gay and retarded.>edgy bad>making bomb threats is le badAnd so are you, reddity faggot.
>>41200863Based.
>>41200863This, satanism is just edgy teen rebellion larping as a religion
>>41200856yes. Joy of Satan. the jew hating branch. visit their forum to see what theyre like
>>41201232whoa wait the Joy of Satan group (Joy of Satan Ministries) is now "The Temple of Zeus" lol. well ok then, ive got some catching up to do
>>41201232>>41201239ok i just realized this short wikipedia article sums up the entire thing. Temple of Zeus is indeed a branch of Satanism.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Zeus_(organization)
sorry to make a 4th post but dude this sounds badass wtf. im about to delve into a new rabbit hole
>>41200856The word "Satanism" loses all meaning when anything that isn't inherently Christian is interpreted as "Satanic" by Christians.At this rate my pets are Satanic because they are beasts, my food is Satanic because I don't say grace before eating, and I'm Satanic because I don't cover my mouth when I yawn and Satan sneaks in.Since when did /x/ become an evangelical board? Is this because people used to troll shitty threads like these as evangelical bible-thumpers?
>>41201319>didn't end his post with "amen"Looks like it's eternal torture for you, satanist
>>41200888Checked and true. Find the Eternal Spirit within. That said, the healthiest form of Satanism I've come across is >>41201253but even they are somewhat cult-like and have their issues.
>>41200856the best and most noble branch is kys satanism
>>41200863gay and pedo and troons and goons that groom
>>41200856Any form of satanism which has you joining a group will inevitably have you joining some kind of fruity cult. Personal satanism is the redpill. Live for yourself, decide your own path in life and turn your demons into your allies.
>>41202299>Personal satanism is the redpill. Live for yourself, decide your own path in life and turn your demons into your allies.Oh fuck yeah someone who gets it. A big part of it is embracing your inner darkness and shadow self.Also yeah it depends on your definition of "cult". I've joined an Outsider Satanist congregation and I personally find them all very interesting people with lots to teach, but it does still have a loose church structure. The ideology itself is extremely against being kicked around by authority though so imo if you were a wannabe cult leader I feel like you'd have a better shot at becoming a pastor and corrupting a church into a cult of personality or some shit.
i have one but its much to powerful for you.there are 16 levels which you are finally rewarded with a vanilla cake, you can try your best to refute this, but vanilla cake (or a cake of your choosing) lies in wait for you at the bottom of hell. infact i will just tell you, you cannot have the cake without being transcended from your bodily flesh.it is alot like you would expect a downward spiral of hell to be, full of debillitating effects that make you eventually into a demon yourself.1-5embarassment/nausea/derision(mood)/denial(isolation)/fear(apprehension) are the base levels, you are groomed for what is to come...its just how hell operates. i should not even tell you about that. by now you want to kill yourself.things start to get dangerousadversion(rejection) you literally run at the thought of yourself or what you must do, your duties, what makes you human, your sense of honor, these all start to jump ship. therapy might save you, not in the sense of going to a confessional, but friendship and the like.6-8your world is a threat to you.you resort to violent ritualsyou become destructive and make up excuses to justify yourself, you arent quite crazy, but you are unpredictable, a church can still save you.9-10you become a danger to yourself and othershostility and confrontations, this is where most homeless people end up.damaged and psychotic, this is the very last sense of humanity you haveyou will need a sanctuary to take pity on you11you are now either a deadly-madman jacktheripper or a beast of burden shackled for its own protection, like hannibal lecter.12-13you become a force of chaos, still mortal, but likely set for death, you have lost all sense of self preservation, you are a potential biohazardhere you will be incinerated if captured, the world sees you as a plague14-15you are possessed hellacious fleshyou are an unsustainable vampire, dying instantly if not feeding on soulsexorcism only16 soulessyou can have cake now
>>41202299>>41202882K, that's good enough for me.
>>41200856There's a whole country whose official religion is Satanism.
>>41203052as much as I hate the jews, they don't count.also 666 is just how you spell nero in hebrew.
>>41203020Are you OP? If so that's based and thank you for hearing people out despite disagreeing initially.
>>41200978Bomb threats are cringe, actually firebombing your enemies is based
All Satanist are fucking posers. Fuck you in Hell bitch
>>41203259yeah, i didn't make the thread to just be mean. I looked for answers, i got answers.
>>41200863fpbpNo matter what branch you pick, you still have to take it up the ass.
>>41200856>O9A>fedsNah, not every nexion is run by alphabet boys. Some are organic. I have one. I can help you learn the material. NOT A FED.>764God no. Stay away. Oh man those boys are opfers. They need to be taken out.
>>41200856research archangel lucifer
>>41200856They are all either tax avoid schemes or people who embrace sin so hard because the truth hurts. I'm sinful, but if i believe in objective morality then you can't be with the Devil, the adversary, he wants your fall brother! at least try to be better. Even a little it's worth it.
>>41200856satanism is literally just>I don't want to be christian so I chose to be antichristian because jews mindbroke me so hard I can only think in absolutes>>41200863fpbp
>>41200856You need to make 7 figures a year before youll get invited to the real shit.Either that, or find the ones that smoke meth.
>>41200856O9A, because they brought to light a distinct mapping of existence. Here is the Tree of Wyrd with planar annotations. You dont even need to call it satanism, call it hebdomadry instead, or septenary alchemy, or seven-fold way.
>>41200863Yup.
