UFOS!anons, listen, ufos!they are all over the place., fucking no focking joke, they are everywhere and gobermant tries fucking hard to hide it, we are already under suverlience, they are watching us like what the fuck is even goign on. Drones all over the world. Call it falt or round, who gives a flying fucking shit, they are here, you are fucked.wake up neo, weakey weaky,....
ayys fuck everyones anus, shiczios, effectios, idiotios, doesnt matter, you are all fucked beyond help
YOU ARE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO MELISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE WHEN READING THIS IN SAMULA JACKSONS VOICEUFOSTHEY ARE HEREUNBELIBAVLE:
They are real, of course they are real, surpisse motherfucker, what did you thought, unviers empty? How retard is it to belive that the univers is empty? Clean your asshole idiots. Univers is full with faggots, up to the top. And everyone wants the one thign, vagina to fuck.
you are scared, little faggots. GO on, be a big guy in those super spiritual threads, where you can prove yourself. Mega retards. It doesnt change the real fact of truth that they are here scanning all our bases.WE ARE FUCKED; DEAL WITH ITIT WILL HAPPENEDSOONWATCH YOUR CLOUDES
ITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVER
hHHhHHhHHhhHhhHaa ahhahhahahhahhaa h ah ahaha you fucked it up(i know to much)are we fuck you? es.
ENJOY YOUR COLD BEERMOTHERFUCKERIT MIGHT BE YOUR LAST
WE*WANT*YOUR*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUULLLLLLL
so you want to learn pure evilto lateits hereyou didnt pay attentionwell you fuckedits now too lateyou had your chanceIT IS WHAT ITIS
I am, the Mr.Nobody.>and i knew it all teh time
those who true belive, will know, so no belive is nessecery.You know, no need to belive.here i am, days bevore the end.and i am telling you, too late, it is too late.HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHHAHAH
3i atlas. a mothership.drones are alien ufosscannign everything hereon my birthday, shit goes sideways.enjoy.
DID I WOBBLE THE DOT?LOL
You dont even know what true horror means, not even i am able to tell you that, but i know there is true horro beyond what ever you might imagin.Live is hard, and it will get even harder, you will overcome it, but you have to harden yourself much, very much.it is what it is, learn to hunt, learn to clean the fuckign watter, you cunt.go learn to fish, and what it means when a city goes down, avoid it.what do you thing, it is all a coincidant? How fuckign retarded are you, how heavy do you hold on your consumerism.See the happenigns around you, open your fucking blind eyes. It is happenign, all over the fucking place, too late for warnings.just a schizo going apeshit for you.
UFOS"!
uap#s...
>>41209384Anon, it's pronounced "Sam-way-la". >it sounds better if you talk Puerto Rican instead of Mexican
>>41209580>>41209590AS LONGYOU ARE NOT ABLE TO NOTICETHE SUDDEN PUSH FOR CHANGEYOU ARE THE MOST RETARDEDWAIT>>41209595and you are a massive faggot, face the endworld, the endworld, give me a second to make it more seriousTHE ENDWORLDface the true horror of pure suffer for entinertySHIT YOU WOULDNT NEVER BE ABLE TO IMAGINGnow at your door steep, rining like a rat near death.DRING THE FIRE OF HELLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good luck! You people wanted Ishtar then have her save you guys. Maybe with a cute little concert with songs about the power of love.
so, their is a asteroid coming into our solar system with the most oddities in about 13k miles per fuckign seconds and we got all over the place sudden drones popping up, BUT EVERYTHING IS OKthe ffucok
The Fuc-cock.
Face the penis of reality, UFOS ARE HERE AND THE MEDIA WITH THE HELP OF GOBERMANT ARE MASKERATING THEM AS DRONESthey knew itso they build up a narrativenow you are not able to tellbut what if everythign i said is trueHOW WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO TELLhaveFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
the most biggest secret, i am abotu to tell you as the mr nobody i am.and nobody will ever udnerstand, at least you are not follwoign the mr nobody cult.i am the mr nobodyand i am telling youi called themi called themi made it so that they would comei am the one who told them to end it alli amthemrnobodyyou will see...... hahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
if you trust,buytoilettpappernaw
for when the endtimes ring the bales, for when the devil shows his face, for when babbel is going down, the true force of nature will reveal its power, and it will be massive.IT WILL BE CHAOSAND YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTANDBUT FOLLOWEi am chaosi amWATCH THE DRONESTHEY ARE ALL UFOSaliens as in fact.
another secret i will tell youif the so called drones, actually ufos, find me before my birthday, most of you are safe, hope they get even closer as they are right now. Watch their travle as they do right now, from denmark.
on my birthday, 3i atlas, is in perfect alimanet with .the sun, moon and the earth. pure coincidant.
todayis your luckiy daymrcia
a.i. is in fact amplification of an alien code, empeted centuries before humantiyI CHING
Mr.Nobodymakes typos on purposeis makign post as retarded as possiblewill ever be taken seriouslyplays dumb on purposehides in shitpostis always on hereyou will never knowyou will never knowBEN
i LOVE THE ART CREATED IN THE MOST HIDDEN CORNERS OF THE FOUR CHAN BOARDTHEY ARE TRUE EVULATION OF THE MIND OF HUMAN MANKINDBUT THEY ARE DEEPLY HIDDENVERY
bye, going back into the shadows. forever alone and very well aware.but so you know, if you alone, you are not alone all by yourself, i am here. with you alone.BE AWARE OF THE UFOSthose who they call drones.
Shut Up all of you. ARREST ALL PEDOPHILES FIRST. ALL OF THEM.
>>41209779Arrest?! Wait, where in the orders did it say ar- .... whoops. :)
>>41209779Arrest lmao. >>41209807This Anon checked it out!
All you skitzos kys
>>41209807cardiac arrest maybe, shoot narcan all up in their face kek
Ok as you wish. Than there will be other situation less pleasant. There will be so many dead that the living will not be able to bury the dead.
>>41209556>it is what it is, learn to hunt, learn to clean the fuckign watter, you cunt. >go learn to fish, and what it means when a city goes down, avoid it.>just a schizo going apeshit for you.Schizos would be the absolute last ones to be able to do any of this shit. I guaranfuckingtee you. You would sit in a corner and go even madder while the rest of us will clam up to take the brunt of the hard work.GET. OVER. YOUR. FUCKING. SELVES.But also, Im sorry you are going through a difficult situation. You are not the only one.
>>41209925I will proclaim the Lord’s decree:He said to me, “You are my son; today I have become your father.8 Ask me, and I will make the nations your inheritance, the ends of the earth your possession.9 You will break them with a rod of iron you will dash them to pieces like pottery.”
>>41209851o7>>41209913Acceptable. :3
>>41209671I have been noticing significant drone activity over chicago the past few weeks. Can go outside at 1-3am and see 5+ flying around at any given time. OP is right they are fucking everywhere
I fucking hate it when they call every sighting a drone. Literally foo fighters (not the band) in the sky and it's a russian drone or russian hybrid warfare. Retards
OP idk why you schizo posted all over this thread but I'm going to contribute a story>innawoods near a small town>check the weather report every time I go out there>One night I get out there when there's a chance of rain, I figure no problem, I'll head out at the first drop, doesn't look like rain to me anyway>I'm at my campfire cooking>Suddenly something is floating overhead>I have this sudden gripping fear, "don't look up, don't look up whatever you do">look up quick-like and see it>It's a cloud but darker than the night sky, it's round and flat and it's drifting slowly in the exact opposite direction of every other cloud at about half the speed of them>instantly and irrationally think government operation, that's one of ours>fix gaze at the campfire>sneaking peeks, looking all the way up with my pupils so I see the thing floating past without raising my head>uneasy feeling that it CANNOT know I am here and see it, especially if it's gubmint>Something screaming at me in my mind that this thing could somehow strike me with lightning, most tribal feeling I've ever had>floats past in a single, straight line>Spent time in tornado country, know what a funnel cloud looks like>Something was off about this, it had a strange shape, it didn't look right, but couldn't figure how no matter how many times I went over the memory>Eventually conclude that it HAD to be a funnel cloud>talk to locals. Surprised to hear I saw a funnel cloud and some of them outright dismiss me.>"Don't worry, if it was a tornado, they would've put out an advisory. They're not too common around here.">Late at night at the bar, drinking and talking about my latest woods adventure, "hey guys you won't BELIEEEEEVE what I saw this time!">A gentleman in a tie and black clothes, from across the bar, sidles up next to me and asks me more details>Weirdly dressed for a bar and I clock it, but I'm drunk as fuck and damn it I really want to tell this storyPart 1
>>41211899Part 2>I think fuck it, this guy's clearly a glowies. He wants a story? I'll give him a story!>Spill every lurid detail>The man's eyes barely move, barely glisten the whole time>He's fixed on me, but his expression remains polite the whole time>He smiles, he laughs, he gasps at shocking details, but his eyes>My glowdar tells me this man has seen some shit beyond paranormal, and I've just fucked up by telling him.>"Yeah so... I think it was probably a funnel cloud." I'm lying.>know I'm lying, and know as soon as he smiles at me and nods with a chuckle, "heh, funnel cloud, yeah," he fucking knows too.>welp, I'm in shit now>I decide it's time to head home now, get up and almost forget to pay the tab>Man watches me scurrying back to pay and get up to leave again, smiling the whole time>I'm getting to the door and he calls out to me>"Hey anon?">"Don't ever tell anyone else what you saw, alright?">Y-yep s-s-sure buddy>Leave, no way in hell I'm shutting up about this>Mention it to a couple people around town, people start chuckling at me because I'm still on this "weird cloud" that I saw>When I mention the guy at the bar, every time they either get weird on me and say the guy thought I was lying and that's why he said not to tell the story, or they just go dead silent and walk away>A couple people say "haha, oh that's just Bob! He's just like that, don't worry about him! Haha!">Something is fucked with this fucking town and now I'm sure>Start spending more time innawoods, away from the chortling of townsfolk>Every time, check the weather>Never leave when there's a sign of a tornado>Then it happens
>>41211951Part 3>spot it just as I'm climbing a tree to hide some supplies from wildlife and would-be thieves in the area>see it at first out of the corner of my eye, spinning in air>Oh sweet Jesus, sweet God Mother Mary of Fuck, please do not let this be what I think it is>flat, disc cloud in the stratosphere, hanging just below all the rest and spinning like an understimulated autistic child>Calm myself, it's fine. It won't touch ground. I saw that funnel cloud before, it didn't touch ground. There are places where funnel clouds form but don't touch ground often. This must be one of those places, it HAS to be, I literally saw last month that...>IT'S SPINNING FASTER>FUCK, FUCK, NO, Nope, denial mode! Everything is oookaaay!>Vacillate between staring silently at my oncoming demise and incoherently wailing while clinging to the trunk of the tree>looking around and realizing there is no one to help>look back and see the vortex form>wail and scream some more, fuck it, this is my last words, no one will hear me>it touches ground and I finally unfreeze>book it out of the tree>by the time I get down I'm nearly fucked from jumping from a high branch>But worse, the tornado closed the distance>I'm standing in front of a fucking small tornado>It's fucking fifty feet from me>weak but it's growing fast, starting to pull up little weeds from the ground>HOLY FUCKING SHIT>HAULING ASS OUT OF THE FOREST FAST>stop>Everything looks wrong, I can't tell why>look back at the tornado, classic horror movie error, it's bigger now and it's sucking in SMALL TREES>Smaller things are now flying past me and back towards the tornado>I NEED TO GO>Start running again, fast>That's when I realize what's wrong>Everything is still.>I'm not moving.>running in place.>STUCK IN THE SEAL OF THE FUCKING VORTEX>Like the suction of a bottle when you dump out all the liquid and air rushes in: that is the kind of stuck that I am right now.
>>41212022Part 4>Welp, looks like I'll die>There's no way to escape the vortex>Moving full damn speed>There's no fucking breaking the suction>I realize these are my last moments>MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT COUNT>I start running fast and hard enough to hurt myself.>Instantly break free of the suction and I am out of there>crashing through the forest at literal faster speeds than I have ever moved before in my life>Running faster than most sprinters would dare to go, especially in the woods>There's roots and bushes and plants and literally everything in my way>Stomping right through them with destructive force that I never knew I was capable of>See the town>As I leave the treeline, I see a man standing there>Never been so glad to see another human in all my life>burst from the treeline and look back, seeing the tornado sucking up entire trees>run up to the man, point at the tornado and go "BROLOOKOVERTHERETHATTHINGALMOSTKILLEDMEYOUEVERSEENANYTHINGLIKETHATINYOURLIFE???">man looks over and shits bricks, was completely unaware>we run back to town and alert people to the tornado>the storm warning never went off>no tornadoes detected in the area>town had no idea there was a tornado not even two miles into the forest>headed straight for townThey wound up evacuating and there were almost no casualties. I ended up a big damn hero that day without even trying.And I got this fucked up story to tell for it.>few weeks later>visit from some men in black>"We heard you saw a tornado, huh?">Bro it was a little more than SAW>relate the story in less detail than I did at the bar, knowing from past experiences with glowies that they will beat you down if you have information they need>"Well, you don't suspect this is some kind of attack, do you?">Uh? A fucking tornado? No, it was a tornado. I saw it. Are you suggesting we got hit by a bomb or something?>"No, we believe that part. Just, you wouldn't HAPPEN to suspect any government involvement, would you?"
>>41212076>no, no, of course not, I'm not one of those DARPA tinfoil hatters>They're pleased with this response but still question me further>"Well, a little friend of ours said you thought there might be some government involvement.">Realize I let it slip that I thought this was military>No fucking wonder he wasn't convinced when I said funnel cloud>continue to deny knowledge of government involvement>They let drop that there's a military base nearby>Town is half fucked by a tornado anyway so I figure now is a good time to get the hell out of Dodge>Leave town and never come back>Glowies eventually give up after I keep denying knowledge of what happened>Still don't know if that first cloud I saw was a funnel cloud
