I very often consider applying for a catholic seminary, very eager and hopeful of joining a society\community if Celibates--however with the tales and disclosure on child abuse, and -I assume- non-cp types of sex; including fornication, and masturbation--I'm UNsure of how celibate the priestly class really is.What should I do? Ditto for monasteries, Friar Orders...I just want lifelong community celibacy, and celibate community.
>>41220756Literally no one is celibate. You could have super powers but no one ever goes the distance. Even as I say this the demons will come here saying I’m wrong and that they’ve gone “6 months”. The world is full of liars and concealers. You expect priestly men to go around telling the world they relapsed to porn and masturbation? That just doesn’t happen.
>>41220793I was rendered functionally sterile as a child, with massive trauma to my gentials causing them to still produce the hormones needed, but being incapable of sexual function.I have had no sex in the 37 years of my life and never masturbated once.I can’t fly around and don’t have super powers.Why is that the case if abstinence is magic?
>>41220898What are the odds of that? I call bullshit. You are a literal demon.
>>41220915The odds a guy who is functionally incapable of reproduction would be on a spiritual board looking to find meaning to the fucked up trauma he received?I’d wager pretty high.Is everyone who disagrees with you a demon?Do you think I would brag about this?It’s awful, I watched everyone around me pair up around me and no one wants to be with me.My life is hell on earth, and because it doesn’t fit your beliefs it’s a demonic larp?I’ll tell you what. If your belief was true Eunichs would be flying around too.
>>41220793I am WILLING to do 300, or even 700 days semen retention (nosex nofap ,not even wet dreams)- because i have an extremely important "world shattering" Wish I want to be made come true.can I really do it? Will I -may this not be pride for me- surpass Brahmins, Priests, Yogis, Sadhus ,if I become a true though-and-body celibate?
>>41220793>>41220898>>41220930Bro called it so hard lmao look at this shit. Hard to even believe this just happened lol. Bro actually does have superpowers, he basically just predicted the future.
>>41220980So eunuchs can fly around then?
>>41220930Eunuchs don’t have testicles, dumbass. Of course they don’t have superpowers.
>>41220974It’s never been proven to you or me that any of the gurus and priests were celibate. I actually once asked a Buddhist monk how long he went without masturbating. Can you guess what his answer was? Two weeks. And that’s living in Nepal with no internet. Maybe some guys managed to go a long while by being weak and starved, and maybe there are certain benefits to that, but the hormone balance isn’t there for the full benefits of semen retention. It’s extremely rare to eat healthy and live an active lifestyle while also retaining. Lots of guys will say they’ve done “200 days” but actually includes lots of wet dreams, or maybe they mean they’ve been “attempting” semen retention for that long. It’s all a joke. You have to try these things for yourself to know the truth. I only ever went 42 days and it was magical. I also had a magical experience at 17 days. But recently I’ve struggled a lot.
>>41220756Catholicism is like Disney. The magic was a profitable illusion from the beginning. Most who grew up with it prefer to pretend the mask never slipped, because then they would have to fault themselves for depending on an lie to bury their insecurities. The truth is touching yourself is fun, so much fun that some greedy bastards turned it into a money making scheme by paying men in nice clothes to say it's shameful and you'll be punished for it unless you give them money to build their clubhouses, pay their salaries, and let them commit crimes in peace.
>>41221050I once did ONE YEAR but with many, like hundred or more, wet dreams all throughout.I guess I really, CAN make my Wish true -if and only if- I do no wds ,100+ day streak>>41221053you are effeminate because you don't praise ascetics ,and celibates.
>>41221050Also your information ,or what you seem to know, is a horrible ,world-destroying truth, if it's true.you mean even VAJRAYANA LAMAS masturbate -and even cum-? Even Orthodox Monastics, Fundamentalist Mormons, and Hare Krishna monks?
>>41220994WHEN did ANYONE purport that semen retention gives you the ability to fly? They said "superpowers." That could be anything that is not considered part of the typical abilities of the average human. But you knew that, you sick fuck.
>>41221129Why do you just assume that they are perfect celibates? Just because they aim for it doesn’t mean they achieve it. And many of them are trying to sell something, or appear to be wise. People don’t like to confess their sins in general, especially when not even asked. I was exaggerating when I said “no one is celibate”, and I do think some people could be, but I’ve never actually seen proof. I mean, how could it be proven? I’ve never even heard someone SAY “I have been perfectly celibate for 10 years”. Maybe you will find some gurus and starved monks who say these things, but again, I either think they could be lying to sell their image, or sometimes they’re assisted by starving and therefore not having healthy hormones and libido.
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>>41220793>they’ve gone “6 months”I have and it was great but it's really hard, sexual urges are the strongest urges we have after all.
Writings from pope benedict published after his death claimed that gay cabals had taken over the seminaries.
The biggest degenerates on /x/ are those on semen retention general. That should tell you everything.
>>41222518Sure buddy.
>>41222923they are more honest than others, that’s all
>>41220898u have to hit 69
Stop treating this judeo abuse cult seriously
>>41220756>I just want lifelong community celibacy, and celibate community.Dude, wake up. The "October 2 window" started two days ago.Read this post:https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/Alt URL (redirects to the post):https://www.truth-now.org
>>41222923>>41224050I wouldn't really call them degenerates or honest, there's plenty of characters there, from the schizos and the zealots to the trolls and shills, and there is plentiful valuable information to be found on the archives of that general. >>41220756>>41224073Celibacy is not something exclusive of catholicism, christianism, or any major religion, it is a practice as old as spirituality itself. It has a place and a purpose and it does not have to be a lifelong practice.Celibacy is a worldwide practice that is often adopted, rarely discussed. Now, in Elizabeth Abbott's fascinating and wide-ranging history, it is examined in all its various forms: shaping religious lives, conditioning athletes and shamans, surfacing in classical poetry and camp literature, resonating in the voices of castrati, and permeating ancient mythology. Found in many societies of the past, practiced by both the anonymous and the legendary (St. Catherine, Joan of Arc, Leonardo da Vinci, Elizabeth I, Gandhi), celibacy has as many stories as adherents, and Abbott weaves them into a provocative, seamless tapestry that brings history alive.https://archive.org/details/historyofcelibac0000abbo_d6x6
>>41221050>I actually once asked a Buddhist monk how long he went without masturbating. Can you guess what his answer was? Two weeks. And that’s living in Nepal with no internet.Ive literally gone 4 months WITH constant sex imagery spam in my face daily. I don't believe you.
>>41220898Magic comes from the understanding of sexual energy itself and how to control it. It doesn't happen without the transmutation of the energy and the will to conjure.
>>41220756It's like with any occupation requiring certain code of ethics and stance. Some genuinely follow it with devotion, some make concessions to moderate or substitute the requirements vs their needs, others ignore such rules altogether.Whether people follow such rules is a very subjective thing. It's like asking "how criminal are people, really?" - some commit crimes and some live very simple and generally isolated lives.>I just want lifelong community celibacy, and celibate community.Join a monastery and don't worry nor look at others but keep yourself in line. Some may slip, some may not, the only thing really important for you should be whether you do.>>41220793Semen retention naive circlejerk of gullible tards thinking that just not touching their dick will improve their lives and give them powers because they're too lazy to actually put in active effort. It won't. It's part of greater practice and I had to do it myself for months combined with other practices without which it wouldn't do shit.
>>41221050Maybe you are fat and malnourished?
>>41220974>can I really do it? Will I -may this not be pride for me- surpass Brahmins, Priests, Yogis, Sadhus ,if I become a true though-and-body celibate?No.It's like asking "can I be a sophisticated, well-behaved gentleman if I pick my nose?" - dropping a habit of picking your nose will be helpful, but it's neither the only, nor even most important part of it.Prohint: semen retention anons on /x/ hyped themselves up into a cult, thinking it'll fix their lives for them and that despite the fact some admitted they just fed them lies for personal reasons (religious belief that masturbation is a sin or simple trolling). Retention is good preparation for spiritual practice, but will never substitute it. Take ALL their statements and promises with a heap of salt.
>>41220793>Literally no one is celibate.There are people literally asexual, be it through neurological abnormality/damage or psychological issues/trauma. They're completely celibate due to not even having a drive or deriving satisfaction from sexualstimulation.>You could have super powers but no one ever goes the distance.The fact you cannot handle a bit of discipline doesn't mean everyone else struggles the same. And no, semen retention won't give you any powers, who's an idiot saying it would?
>>41221053Imagine the horror if all priests and jews had to get real jobs. They would Samson option the world before they let that horrible heresy happen.
>>41222923thats because the only people who seek out nofap/semen retention are depressed and addicted to porn and masturbating and feel guilty about it
>>41221050I spent five and a half months in jail and couldn't bring myself to masturbate. I was in a very depressed state of mind going into jail and just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was also on a journey to become close to God again as I spent almost the entire time repenting and praying and reliving every mistake, every second of my life about a thousand times while I was in legitimate mental Hell for that time. When they dropped the charges and I got out, I kind of relapsed and jerked off about a week later and came buckets.
Day 514My superiority seems to have caused some controversy here.The man who masters his own mind, and his own body, including his carnal desire for sex, is a Master of his world.Women are always a bad choice. It is ALWAYS a bad thing to pursue women. Sorry not sorry. Yes I am an incel. What are you going to do about it?
>>41227166wouldn't that make you a volcel?
>>41227183Actually, it means you're a niggerfaggot.
>>41227166>Yes I am an incel. What are you going to do about it?Pity and laugh at your arrogance. It's one thing if it'd be voluntary, but if your celibate is involuntary you neither mastered your mind nor even developed basic social competencies. Pathetic.
>>41220756With diocesan seminaries you can expect anything from just OK to a literal gay house.Trad seminaries: you get a better education, but as a priest you will be like a rebel, you won't get the confy asalariated life of an officialist.Religious communities: each one has its own character. So again, expect anything from leftist progressivists bordering heressy to OK-ish ones, with maybe a few hardcore left.
>>41220756A Catholic Priest from my town has two adult sons, if you ask.One is a teacher.
>>41220756im doing it and if i can do it anyone can. lost count since last time i coomed. has it imporved my life? yes. this is a demoralization thread
>>41226803>semen retention anons on /x/ hyped themselves up into a cult,yes, that's correct. >>41226948>the only peopleNo, that is not correct, in fact it is wrong asf, gooning retard. >>41227821>this is a demoralization threadAs clear as day.
>>41228201>yes, that's correct.How do I join this cult? Is there merch? Sounds based af.
>>41220756You could try 3rd order Franciscan then you don't have to worry about living with perverts. Just consider it a personal vow that is amplified by the Franciscan lay order vow
