I will randomly wake up in the middle of the night just to find my cat staring at me like this. I have to idea why he does this but it scares the fuck out of me every time.
He's just 'mirin his favourite human
You're scared because your cat likes to keep watch while you sleep? Are you a retard
>>41226131I think if you're dead he'll start eating yourface starting with your nose and lips probably
>>41226131It will eat your face, many such cases.
>>41226131He's probably just bored and waiting for you to wake up. Most cats are active at night but have nothing to do inside a house.
>>41226131he's trying to steal ur breath
>>41226277>he's trying to steal ur breathThis reminds me of an old horror movie with a cat killing old people one by one, one of them said this exact same sentence.
>>41226857was it the movie "Cat's eye"?
>>41226857>>41226879I thought in cat's eye the cat was trying to protect a little girl from the troll guy, but yes that's why I said it, pretty sure it came from that movie though it was a superstition long before that
>>41226131its waiting for you to die so it can eat your face
>>41226131Cats do that when they're hungry because can't don't beg like dogs do. They harass.
>>41226131he's judging you
>>41226131Animals are capable of seeing astral entities, cats are notorious for itYou very likely have an astral parasite attached to your face/head, I'd recommend meditation alongside other crap to get rid of it (faith, etc)
>>41226131HE Hungry. Feed him more real foods.
>>41226194Can confirm. My cat always wakes me up at night to play with her. Then sleeps all day long and if I try to wake her up she looks at me like I'm trash.
>>41229083pic very related ;)
>>41226857This is old wisdom. I've heard it from Sapmis, Cubans and Ghanawhateverthefucktheyrecalled. Everyone one knows cats kill babies by stealing their breath.
>>41229770one of my cats begs. any time there's food, cat or human, she starts crying and meowing nonstop until someone gives her some.
I don't understand how you internet people have aggressive cats what are you doing to them? Every other day some dick is getting jumped by their super aggressive cat that they love oh so much
Some anons are right that it could be a sign of boredom and waiting for you to wake up. This explanation would go doubly so for those who wake up around the same specific timesThe stealing of breath or trying to stay warm are less probable explanations. Another less probable but potentially possible explanation is that it is infested demonically by what used to be called "familiar spirits".
>>41226131Cats can see dreams. It is analysing what you wer dreaming.
>>41226277I have herd this one before, and can testify to its truth, it has also happened to me. I believe if it is cold in the room cats will breath in your warm breath in the middle of the night while you sleep.
>>41226131It is because you are Asian and he can't figure out if you're awake or asleep.
my cat nestles/snuggles between my neck and shoulder and then rests his head on my neck when im sleeping. sometimes he'll sleep on my chest and its cute cus he lays on his back with his legs all stretched out
>>41226131When I lived in the country my cat would go for a walk in the night, come back covered in wet mud, then jump on the bed and lick my face to wake me up
>>41226131Cats were revered in ancient Egypt because they can see interdimensional entities and scare them away due to that.If your cat does this at night it's to protect you.They're trying to enter your dreams and eat the energy.Reptilians hate cats beyond belief, this is why certain groups are doing everything they can to get rid of the muslim populations.
>>41226131You have toxoplasmosis. Cats do this to confer with the specimens inside. Wirelessly.
>>41236027>>41226131heard it rises testosterone and makes you a risk taker and kills of people with aids
>>41236182Correct on all accounts.>"You have toxoplasmosis.">"I-I have what?">"Yes Anakin. You have toxoplasmosis. From a cat. A cat Anakin.">"A-a cat?">"Yes Anakin. But not just any cat. The Fantastical, Magical Mister Mistoffelees.">"All of our force lighting... comes from a cat?">"What did you think midichlorians were Anakin? They're toxoplasmosis. You have toxoplasmosis Anakin."https://youtu.be/qCZSHFfZm7E
>>41236204great
>>41226131that's how my dog wakes up to me and i love my dogthe 'i want to pet you but not disturb you' look
