how does this stuff have so much shelf space in every store but you never see anyone buy or drink it? it's suspicious. it tastes so bad and makes you itch all over your body, which is a feature not a glitch, due to containing beta alanine. is the company tied to "glowies" in some way like Monster is, and they ensure it is present in stores regardless of profits just so they can poison some goyim?
its like a simulation thing. like "have you ever seen your neighbor carry in groceries?". these glitches are everywhere. also the conspiracy that most stores are fake, because there's no way they can be turning a profit to stay open, because almost nobody goes in there to buy anything.
I like Monster drink, because it is demonic and full of chemicals. Also it tastes like gasoline, without being inflammable. I call it the drink of Satan, because it fires you up. The logo are three jewish letters that can be translated as 666, one more reason to drink it.
>>41230709its true. (except i hate monster). white monster tastes like battery acid to me. "unleash the beast"
retards will drink anything but coffee
>>41230709the worst part is how you feel demon possessed a few weeks after drinking it, literally. it gives you tremendous mental problems and puts you on the most negative wavelengths imaginable.
>>41230724>puts you on the most negative wavelengths imaginableThat's why I drink it every morning, right after waking up. I sleep only three cycles instead of four, so for me it is a blast. One that I like is pipeline punch, the most demonic of Monster series. It tastes like juice, but it is actual demonic fuel. Then I listen the most orthodox demonic 218 current metal bands, and turn into a literal satanic antenna.
>>41230719I also mix Monster with coffee. Did you know coffee is also demonic? Try to stay a week without it, you can't.
>>41230662The thing that gets me is I never hear or see anyone mow their lawns they they're always nice and tidy. I was a NEET for a whole year and probably heard a mower running 4 or 5 times
>>41230653I've ordered it a few times when Amazon does s&s sales. Way too sweet, tastes like drinking undiluted snow cone syrup
>>41230794wow this is true. i live next to a mansion with a 4 acre front yard (this mansion is in a poor ass neighborhood for some odd reason) and their grass is always perfectly mowed somehow
>>41230653My friend actually gets it as his energy drink of choice. I prefer red bull, or if I need something stronger, Reign.
Actual drinks that can tune one into various diabolical energies. Think of the name, Monster Energy. The energy of a monster.
>>41230794I hear motherfuckers mowing their lawns all the time and always when I am trying to relax and enjoy some peace. Lawnmowers are demonic.
>>41230880Yes. >>41230881We do it on purpose, we know exactly when you are tired and turn it on just to annoy you, it is so fun. We also like to hammer stuff and drill walls because we know you can't sleep with all that noise.
a weird part of this simulation is in winter when its dark by 5:30pm you can drive through entire neighborhoods of people just now getting home from work, cars parked in their driveways, but houses completely dark, no lights on, no activity. you can drive down entire streets with 30+ houses and see all of them that way.
>>41230653>mfw im drinking a c4 right now
Energy drinks causes sleep paralysis.
>>41230653Agreed tried it for pre workout once and threw the tub out immediately, unfortunately I've tried way to many of these pre workouts and fucked myself up but C4 was something different, can vividly remember feeling it nd the taste was like you said awful
I wish people could just be honest that these are just stimpacks.But no, trying to cover that with 12 layers of bullshit is much better because you would be a drug addict otherwise amirite?Just let me go in and buy good stims already.
Monster makes me piss neon. C4 doesn't for some reason. I also don't get the itchy whatever I've heard about from C4. Am I built different? I agree with everything this anon is saying >>41230709
>>41230719Coffee is full of fluoride and caffeine increases the absorption of it
>>41230899I know you do it on purpose.
>Not drinking Red Bull, which is made from the ashes of sacrificed children, to give yourself power
>>41231172if you dont itch then the beta alanine content in a C4 may just not be enough to make you itch. if you took enough beta alanine by itself i bet you'd itch but idk
>>41230811Yes, and yet you've ordered it a few times despite the fact that it's obviously undiluted sno cone syrup.
>>41230653Wtf is this goyslop ? The only c4 I know is the boms kek
>>41230662I'm convinced the simulation is out to annoy me. Like it's some sort of experiment: "let's see what it takes to make him snap lol"Like last week, had to study for something important and said it out loud "I'm glad it's a quiet day today"IMMEDIATELY after I said that, a kid started to cry and chimp out for HOURS, literally 8 hours of non stop crying.
>>41230662>"have you ever seen your neighbor carry in groceries?"I've come to the conclusion that most people eat nothing but cereal, ramen, mac and cheese, hotdogs on occasion, toast, and sandwiches from the same bread they make toast with using only one piece of ham, salami, or some other lunch meat usually with mayo, which is why they nearly never buy groceries. It's all boxed stuff that doesn't go bad.
>>41230653That reminds me of Blue Buffalo dog food. The store I worked at had half an aisle of it stocked with that but I never saw anyone actually buy that likely overpriced dog food. Saw their commercials all the time too. How do all these companies stay in business.
>>41230653I drink C4, but have been quitting energy drinks.C4 used to have non-carbonated, I miss them. They don't sell them at stores anymore. The itchy skin of from a supplement for working out, it stimulates muscle activation. They used to have really good ones in the C4 ultimate, but they changed their recipe.C4 is owned by Keurig Dr Pepper, that's why it's everywhere. That's also why they changed the recipes and started mass producing terrible flavors.
>>41230653They should put sugar in it. Sugar is good for energy.
>>41230662I go to this supermarket named Foodland. Every time I go there are 5 or less shoppers in the store. There are more employees than shoppers usually. How do they stay in business? Same with my local Walgreens. Always 20 cars parked outside, but the store is a ghost town. Maybe 5 or 6 employees. The two big clothing stores in the town are almost totally deserted. I only started noticing this after covid.
If people were actually buying it in droves it'd be out of stock, it lining the shelves means that nobody is buying it.
>>41230719>urgh blurgh muh coophee
