This was taken in the fucking DAYTIME. It's not a star, and it's not Phobos or Deimos (images of them are taken regularly at night, and they appear as red and white spheres, respectively). 3i/Atlas is nowhere near close enough or large enough to be visible in the Martian daytime, so that's easily ruled out. But... if it's not a star, not 3i/Atlas, not Phobos or Deimos... what the hell is it. It's a fucking object of some kind, bright and hovering at a low altitude...
>>41238050Is this an image of a street light with a static filter over it?
I'm scared, brother. The scientific community indicates that around the 20th/25th of this month, it will be passing close to the sun. It turns out that if the object decelerates, it could use the Sun's gravitational pull to return to Earth.If this were to happen, if this is true, we would be talking about a purely artificial and/or manned object, be it a probe/ship or something worse.
>>41238137omg so scare
>>41238137>just two more weeksWow how unshocking
>>41238050what you see here is its coma
>>41238137We were also supposed to be able to go back in time last month, but you people are always letting me down.
>>41238050Yes, it's 3I/Atlas. Only, it's a long exposure shot that captured it in the equivalent of 5 times it's size. So a sphere looks like a cylinder. That's it. I want it to be aliens. But it's a sad weird comet coming from far away.
>>41238050>and it's not PhobosIt is Phobos.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKls2xPxFXg
>>41238137A week ago you were saying Oct 14. Fuck off.
>>41238050That's lens flare caused by the bright studio lights
>>41238137There is zero chance of this happening
>>41238685Also a billionaire scientist had put immortality proteins into McDonalds Big Macs
>>41238137>im scared someone might actually purge evil from this worlddon't be, that's pretty based. lets hope some humans get saved lol
>>41238086fpbp
>>41238050https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWLPVEpDKI
>>41240926>a week ago>the 14th>2 weeksAre you lost, anon?
The christians swapped the September 23rd narrative for this 3i Atlas, which is just a rock floating in space. When it is confirmed it is just another nothingburguer, they will go back to spam flerfer threads. They never learn.
>>41238821Why doesn't nasa or the EU have some sort of high speed probe on standby for these sorts of missions?
>>41243116It's easy to argue the Earth is flat, since the observer perspective is flat.Brainlets think I mean in standard pragmatics, geniuses know I could mean something more profound, but I am just sitting here wishing I had a box of Krispy Kreme donuts and the organs to consume it.
