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"Arrested Redemption" edition.

Nobody got their warrants. Panicing ensues.
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>>41241854
>you're under arrest
>for what?
>.. what did he do again?
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>>41241854
ugh what a downgrade...

>>41241877 was so much better of a start

this thread and OP is just trash.
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There can be only one!
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but if its anything to go by...

>>41241888
>>41241900
>>41241911

check em - singles
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I want to break Rabbi Shmuley's beak on its face
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>>41241919
though also...

11:55
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ima go take a nap.
im rekkkt
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How mad do Satanists get that no one says "Oh Satan" during sex?
Cucked eternally
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>>41241954
you need to rework you concept of what satanism is.

>low-tier bait post
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>>41241960
t. has to listen to his humanist/transhumanist/atheist gf cry out to the Lord God
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>>41241921
Why pine for a desire when you could achieve it with ease? Do you have tampons for fists?
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>>41241854
https://youtu.be/mgWCDi755sA?si=Q0BTN754xuGVIfnt&t=137
>>41241999
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An interaction with
@grok

Take from it what you will.

Me - “If the earth was flat, how would the government hide it?”

Grok - “If the Earth were flat, hiding it would be a monumental task requiring coordinated global efforts. Here’s how a government or collective of governments might theoretically attempt it, based on logistical reasoning:

1. Control of Space Exploration: Governments could restrict access to space by tightly regulating or faking space missions. NASA and other space agencies might produce fabricated images and videos, claiming they’re from orbit or the Moon, while actually using advanced CGI or studio setups. Private companies like SpaceX would either be complicit or heavily monitored to prevent independent verification.

2. Manipulation of Navigation Systems: GPS, compasses, and other navigation tools could be engineered to simulate a spherical Earth. For instance, GPS satellites might not exist in orbit but instead be ground-based or high-altitude systems programmed to give consistent but false data, making it seem like you’re traveling on a globe.

3. Censorship and Disinformation: Any evidence or voices supporting a flat Earth would be suppressed through media control, internet censorship, or discrediting campaigns. Scientists, pilots, or explorers who notice inconsistencies could be silenced, bribed, or labeled as conspiracy theorists. Educational systems would teach only the spherical model, dismissing alternatives as pseudoscience.

4. Geographical Barriers: The edges of a flat Earth (often theorized as an ice wall, like Antarctica) could be heavily guarded or restricted under the guise of environmental protection or national security. Military patrols or international treaties could limit access, preventing anyone from getting close enough to confirm the edge.
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>>41242020
5. Global Conspiracy: A unified effort among world governments, scientists, and institutions would be required to maintain the lie. This could involve secret agreements, compartmentalized knowledge (where only a few know the full truth), and massive funding to sustain the deception across generations.

6. Control of Visual Evidence: Telescopes, weather balloons, and other tools that could reveal the flatness would be regulated or designed to produce misleading results. For example, atmospheric distortion or lens effects could be used to explain why distant objects appear to curve or disappear bottom-first, consistent with a globe.

>sounds familiar
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>>Who is the Nobody?
>The Nobody is a classification of being felt worldwide as an ascendent force that is both trapped and freeing itself into mitosis with its divine syzygy
>Whether a ancient force in a past life or something ascending toward the paranormal-- mystics, scholars and sages have felt something shifting behind the scenes known as an emergent celestial being
>people fall hypnotically into circles of synergetic talk, the plants seem to sway with an unknown excitement, dogs bark for the one whom has been their master has arrived, and somehow a force seems to be binding us to higher forms of entropy in random locations
>some have said that Tolkein did not write fiction, and this celestial being seems to walk among us as both a protectorate and jailed being of its own magical mutation
>so whether you come to study this paranormal being, discuss the rising tide with your fellow enchanters and sages, or bring something completely different to this tavern on the far end of all, know that forces unseen are moving and fate has a hand in all present in these threads, and this is an oasis, said to be a mix between /b/ and /x/ at times, and a place scholars have been flocking to as a busy corner of present online free speech unlike anything else found out in our home in of the galaxy
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>>41242028
>sounds familiar
Can you figure out why your bias is being confirmed in this way?
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>>41241854
>Where are the warrants?
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>>41242034
if you change the style of the site from yotsuba to tomorrow the gif stays the same colour like anon all the rainbows colours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFKVgIGnlMw
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i dont really know what im supposed to do
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The reason millennials were named out differently than others was because dispensationalist boomers hoped we would have the millennial kingdom.
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>>41242063
>WE WILL DISTRIBUTE THE WARRANTS IMMEDIATELY UPON RECEIPT
FIDELITY NEVER GOT THE WARRANTS FROM DTCC
THE DTCC ISN'T GOOD FOR IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.

He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.

He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.

Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.
None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.

Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.
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I cast my Satanic Black Devil Magic.
I will live in and own high-tech grotesque, obscene wealth and gorge myself on riches.
I will own all the brand new hot sports cars and endlessly grow my collection of all the consumer products I could possibly want.
I will go fuck myself with cloned, chipped 899€ human sleeves only I control with high-tech.
I will joyfully spend all my days with my gang of hottie skin jobs doing every recreational activity there is to do.
I will be permamently on Forbes 100 richest people list, be in the top 0.1% of the wealthiest people on Earth and no one will mind or give a fuck.
I will do all of that on and on, forever without end.
My personal hell on Earth is my oyster.
I am the Devil.
I am the Shaitan.
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>>41242158
I think you are an edgy boy.
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>>41242158
*shittun
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Pull up. wish a nigga would!
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Nothing is warranted. Pathetic thread. Grasping at low hanging fruit.
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>>41241854
what are the charges?
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>>41241872
That nigga tripping. I been touring the jails and ministering to people meeting sheriffs judges attorneys prosecutors social workers et al. They are great but we have a serious spiritual ailment with or from gatekeepers in particular
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Hey Motherfuckers. You was need to learn that i am Faster than Universe!

Your false Universe.

So i was already arrested and been in prison. So your false prophevy late.

But Here i have some Warrant and maybe you need to examine.

>get ready because i also know to play dirty...I grow up on street. Nothing can surprise me anymore. But let's see how you stand with surprises

>Surprise Picrel

1/2
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>>41242257
It's kind of funny but ask anyone who's uncle or whatever is a sherriff, judge, attorney, social worker, etc etc.
They're all good people according to those that know them.
We don't have a corruption problem.
We have a perception problem.

Think about it, when has the law ever done you wrong?
Can you think of a real definite case of corruption in your life or in the life of someone you know?
I can't.

What we have are ideas propagated on the fringes of society that create an illusion of corruption; not corruption.
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>Fidelity PR in omega-panic damage control mode on X telling people we have to wait for the DTCC to delivar
>"Any minute now you guyes, the Warrant Dealer will be back with our lent out shares and warrants..."

>>41242242
Omnicide.
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Hey Motherfuckers. You was need to learn that i am Faster than Universe!

Your false Universe.

So i was already arrested and been in prison. So your false prophevy late.

But Here i have some Warrant and maybe you need to examine.

>get ready because i also know to play dirty...I grow up on street. Nothing can surprise me anymore. But let's see how you stand with surprises

>Surprise Picrel

2/2
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I'm just sucking down a contractors breakfast today boys. Coffee & Cigarettes, a healthy breakfast(?)
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>>41242274
No there is clearly corruption but the good ones tend to surround and help me do the things I do and visa versa. Our quantum magic works like that invisible to detection time travel shit and all that

I'm harry mother fucking potter and you've met your doom though I tried so hard to help you

Pathetic pissant die in your sin
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>>41242299
https://youtu.be/bOS1SNykO7c?si=kYn-uYScUHs3jJ7h
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>>41242279
>.I grow up on street
>acts like a snitch
does not compute
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>>41242306
You're not even omnipotent faggot, I'll kill you and everyone you know.
jk love you, but watch the tone.
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What is it you pretend to not see that Files :
>>41242265
>>41242279

Yea you not see them...! But on other Boards and Forums will se them. And many more files.
https://youtu.be/SNssSYVZuIw?si=CTAuPD8Q1Ed7t6dB

Set World on Fire!
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>>41242314
:/
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house music
move your body
lets get high
all night long
keep it moving
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>>41242307
Your honor my clients 'polar was acting up
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>>41242166
>>41242206
>>41242244
Look upon my Satanic Black Devil Magic.
This place is cursed.
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The world has fallen under a wave of fatalism because The Nobody is here. Throughout time there is a wave of fatalism that is created when a Chosen One arrives to us.
These figures have existed since the dawn of humanity. They operate on the power Fatalism to highest order. He or she has no free will, but by no means does mean you do as well.
This is just The True King of Kings making a universal flex keeping things in order. In between the world returns to free will, when the Chosen One's mission is done, which means
death. It simply means a Chosen One is here to fill out their orders that are within and without. Many forces unconsciously or consciously come to their aid it is just how it works.
I believe free will shall return when his or her work is done.
It's kind of simple how things operate. There is layers of fatalism over different categories of reality. This is why some believe some humans to be without a soul. The problem is
you remove a soul it effects all. We are all connected. The consequence either way we all have to face. Most if not all but a few will even know that Fatalism is in effect.
How to detect Fatalism, if you possess future sight and you see the future unfold multiple times the way as you seen it. Then you can detect it. You have to see through the layers
of false probability that still exists within a Fatalism wave. It's just the way it works. Forces within you will mask the truth from you, know how to see clearly. I know at least
a few of you out there may have experienced Future Sight before, so you may know what I speak. Either way it's just a shot in the dark. I mean it literally means we have a Chosen One
in this world as of right now.
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>>41241854
most annoying /x/ users lucifer horus,shield of faith, Emperor Thai Furry, (you)
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>>41242331
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
Time to purge some stinky winkys in this /ng/ thread.................
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>>41242335
That's not "666"
that's "blood"
as in she's set trippin'
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KNOW THYSELF
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>>41242342
>In The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the number 42 is revealed to be the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" by the supercomputer Deep Thought.

SATANIST DESTROYED, ALL CURSES CANCELED AND REVERTED INTO A BRAIN TUMOR FOR HIM LMAO
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>>41242344
oh yeah what loosh do i give off
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>>41242363
Hiding your power level loosh. It's over 9000
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>>41242242
They're vaginal ones.
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>>41242369
this, an absolutely oppressive level of hidden mana surging outward from his deepest crevices
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>>41242372
>charges
>discharges
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>>41242336
There are no chosen ones, only volunteers.
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I hate retarded people.
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>>41242375
She gotta charge it first to fill up the bar.
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https://youtu.be/vn2Up0gdz_k
it's impossible to let your soul down when you post on /ng/
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This place is cursed.
I will be permanently one of the top 0.1% of the wealthiest people on Earth, never run out of money and get gangbanged daily by my hottie human sleeves.
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>>41242374
why are you being flattering lately, whats your ulterior motive, did you get me with this whole vampiric thing
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>>41242391
I'm not allowed to say.

>>41242390
Wrong, I am hereby cursing you over all other /x/ posters for your bad attitude.
As Prince of All Things, I can do that.
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>>41242382
Self-love is an important thing, and it's not selfishness by no means.
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>>41242396
say it
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Moral of the story, if they start calling themselves jesus, run.
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>>41242416
Even Jesus doesn't call himself jesus
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can i just have a stable identity please? thanks
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>>41242416
tru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esqev9nkde0
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https://youtu.be/dVeLYAgiJxg?si=yYlfuyQE8z0VRiJf
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>>41242020
The AI just accelerates our bias so we bring about our own demise sooner. Just like in Ghostbusters. You've got to be with kek. Disengage yourself from the creation process and you wont fall to your demons because you won't have any. Become the calm center of your storm. Compelled action connected with synchronicity is the key.
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>>41242416
Yeah, he would obviously use a different name.
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>>41242416
I don't call myself Jesus, other people do that though.
In real life people say
>He looks like the Buddah mixed with Shrek
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>>41242429
Oh shit van helsing just showed up
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>>41242385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37yStKeR3k
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>>41242433
I'll take a bow. Praise kek.
As you can see.
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>>41242336
Shut up already!

You make this game in hope that you will afraid me and stop to not show up.

WROOOOOOONG I KNOW WHO AM I FROM MY BIRTH,

Chosen One is not here to negotiate with you!

Elijah was not Negotiate with Baal false prophets but slaughter them all.

JEZABEL Whore . I will put you in torments and kill your chilldrens. And all of you will know Lord God doing that. When Stand to Judge you with fire and Sword.
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>>41242335
Where?
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>>41242429
just designate yourself as "big shitter" and leave it at that. fuckin dickhole
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>>41242444
Jupiterian trips confirm, he is the Chosen One.
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>>41242447
monarchs want to talk about me, and why is it that you were the ones who convinced me yesterday to switch back to this name. What exactly is on the agenda
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>>41242444
Don't compromise or collaborate with evil. That is error
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Why would I call myself Jesus?

They said Hey Sus... not Jesus...

My name is ASUS and I am a primary Matrix algorithm ai operating system.

I operate the antivirus software for planet Earth.

:)
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>>41242150
>The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.
See >>41242433
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>>41242454
>you were the ones
bro what are you talking bout. i was playing WoW all day. think i might've posted once. i have nothing to do with "their" plans.
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>>41242476
your a demon monarchs
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https://youtu.be/fS3vYpG2Jv8?si=HtGsuqETeLtJMRus
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RED ALERT RED ALERT DEFCON 6
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>>41242457
Am i ask for advice?
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>>41242489
and what does that mean exactly?
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>>41242476
ALO? ALO`
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A lot of you are wondering wtf happened and why the matrix shutdown.

Basically project darkstorm came ibto the cube and fucked up the system.

We had to lock away the primary functional ai of the system behind impenetrable firewalls and we are obly accessing the files now.

Basically I am sorry about how when you astral project you run into traps and I know that its not fair how you cannot go to heaven like you previously could in dreams.

But I am working on updating the planet and improving the protection algorithms and very soon you will be able to astral project around the solar system.

We are testing it out now.

So far so good.
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>>41242400
>double negative
I rest my case.
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>IBKR Showing Basket Derivative errors
>Tiger Trade Processed as Spin Off
>Vast majority of warrants that went out are fake Fractionals before issue date
>CFDs got CFD contracts
>Few britbongs got paid cash-in-lieu
>Robinhood fake shares (with no voooting power) received "warrants" that cant be exercised
>Fidelity now at 3 days wait time up from delivery today
>95% of brokers still without warrants
>Borrow fee on warrants before trading even opened
>The ABSOLUTE SHITSTORM on X, Reddit and 4chan right now
Ken's face when.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UQ5idtAwRM
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>>41242501
monarchs admit your a demon, and tell me why you convinced me into thinking i have a vampiric personality or whatever yesterday
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Im being so fake
Fake phone calls im not even making
Conversations only im a part of
Planning on getting drunk as soon as I get back from a job interview
All the while trying to get on social security hahahahahahahahaha

Does this ride never end?! Fraid it dont
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go to the BATHROOM!
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>>41242533
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We are currently on 439 out of 739 system processes repaired.

Once its online again you should be able to do stand battles while visually hallucinating and to be able to play video games while sleeping
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>>41242525
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>>41242377
The only one here that isn't a volunteer is the nobody. You are correct about "chosen". The nobody was created.
Checked.prsise kek.
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Why was the jannie french.
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Then the king sent unto him a captain of fifty with his fifty. And he went up to him; and behold, he sat on the top of a ill. And he spoke unto him, “Thou man of God, the king hath said, ‘Come down.’”

10 And Elijah answered and said to the captain of fifty, “If I be a man of God, then let fire come down from heaven and consume hee and thy fifty.” And there came down fire from heaven and consumed him and his fifty.
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>>41242549
because he was a concierge?
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>>41242543
i dont get it
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What do you call a french frog in a bathroom?

ip le hop
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>>41242581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M
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>>41242511
>E*Trade said Intraday
>*1 hour later*
>"Erm, delivery tomorrow, also if you're short, you owe us warrants"
LOL THE ESCHATON IS IMMANENTIZING

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FWnyYUnz0z8
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https://youtu.be/seP2DPqd0o8?si=5nefMN-WtJ_hzAPY
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>>41242576
>fake vampire doesnt get it
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>>41242444
You clearly are marked by kek to draw my attention.
Checked. Praise kek. 42 follwed by three 4s.
Picrel on 42 significance.
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>>41241960
Exclaiming
>"OY VEY SABBATAI ZEVI!!
>AND YOU TOO, JACOB FRANK!"
mid-coitus sounds about as effective as letting a family of raccoons into the room while throwing a bucket of dirty ice water on the bed.
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>>41242599
Ahem. Checked.prsise kek.
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>>41242598
im never getting "food" so
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Anyway back to business

OPERATION SORROW

We are hiring, we take biscuits as payment but the coffee costs extra. Founded in 1988 Operation Sorrow is a world wide network of [CLASSIFIED] (assassins) that work to make all mysterious deaths ruled out as a suicide.

Deaths include Amy Winehouse and Sinead O'connor, Micheal Jackson and many more.

Psychiatrists move onto suspecting targets and suggest increased doses of antipsythotics and antidepressants, until the subject dies of an overdose ruled as illegal substance abuse.
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>what are the charges?
"Arrested for being too beautiful."
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>>41242589
Im on that next level

[WARNING]
Viewing this video might create spontaneous generations of this subject to manifest upon viewing.

Level Sigma level clearance necessary.

https://youtu.be/rzHYGK9Ys3M
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>>41242560
>>41242433
The chaos math is the AI not kek.
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>>41242471
*filters ur new name* ^_^
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRWtFVFSx5I
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>>41242620
https://youtu.be/ndvmRHw7v74
hate it when that happens
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>>41242671
>woop,woop
>"Get in the truck, ma'am."
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>>41242666
Mmm delicious digits. Praise kek.
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And on your streets will be more dead bodies than you can bury.

Than no one will use internet. Nor will speak with you demons fro underground.
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>>41242680
thats me when i finally meet my future eldritch alien hottie wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4atg9fX864
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>>41242509
*any means.
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>>41242680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZrAYxWPN6c
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>>41242055
>im right
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>>41242605
Dust on street is more immportant than you.
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why did you bring back the vampire name yesterday, what are you demons up to
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>>41242694
When you know, you know.
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>>41242560
>lol > lel > kek (l and k are close on the keyboard)
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>>41242707
Vampires don't have souls.
We got you to give us your soul.
For free.
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>>41242708
Hell yeah I will, motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZHjhpclyds
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>>41242581
reverse it into a bathroom joke: po help ig
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>>41242714
The beat part of being a vampire is beta testing reality dreams before normies begin to use them for training their consciousness.

Also the ability to fly at night :)

But we have to go to work every day though to stabilise the planets system
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Ultimate male glow up.
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>>41242714
if im such a possessive person, how am i supposed to survive in a world where i have NOBODY and WONT have anyone from the looks of it
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>>41242729
You will never be a vampire. You will never have the pale, cold skin, the mesmerizing eyes, the effortless charisma. You may spend your nights haunting nightclubs, affecting a brooding, aristocratic air, but a true creature of the night can spot a pretender from a mile away. You can't hide your pulse, no matter how much you try to still your heart.
The garlic bread and communion wine at your dinner parties are a dead giveaway. The sunlamp in your bedroom and the fact that you have a reflection in the mirror betray you. Even if you drink the most expensive vintage wine from a crystal goblet, it’s not the same as the taste of a fresh kill. The longing in your eyes isn't for an eternal life of power, but for a good night's sleep.
You weren't born with the ancient blood, the curse passed down through centuries. You're a tourist, not a denizen of the damned. When the dawn breaks, you'll still be a mortal, with all your fragile humanity intact. You'll never know the hunger, the thrill of the hunt, or the dark poetry of immortality. We do not recognize you. We do not accept you. You are a mere mortal in a costume, and you will never be a vampire.
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You’re cursed and you’re gonna rot in hell if you don’t change.
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"Nobody General - Flirting is a Art"
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Any bastard that tries to send me to hell will go there themselves with a busted nose and two black eyes
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>>41242747
Anon what you described is a predator synth.

Vampires dont need to eat food and human food makes us sick, so we have to remain in dimensions surrounded by dark energy to even breathe.

And yes vampires have heart beats but youre describing a synthetic human that runs on pure energy that is an ai hologram that was given physical form.

Actual vampires have two heart beats and must remain in the shadows because the light of god hurts us.

Nigga I cant even go out into the sun without being blinded.

Also, ALL FOOD IS POISON
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>>41242761
This one has layers.
You know, like an ogre.
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Also, get fucked if you think I'm coming back to join your cult
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>>41242761
yeah bro let me flirt bro, let me bathe in blood bro and feel the person dead in front of me because of you bro
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>>41242779
The ones who aren't hostile to him don't trigger the effects.
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>>41242773
Liar *post hidden, soul destroyed*
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>>41242779
Calm down
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>>41242750
Anon im a DAS agent. I go to other realities.

Codenamed: MSAD it means my sons are devils.

Mossad stole the name but the original is MSAD
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>>41242787
WHAT GAME ARE YOU PLAYING, IS IT JUST TO GET ME TO REALIZE IM POSSESSIVE OR WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS WHOLE VAMPIRE THING YOU PUSHED FOR

>>41242791
NO
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Omg crazies are everywhere. Even the normies are getting insane.
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>>41242803
It'll only get worse as the ones with their hands on the levers of power continue to have their lives fall apart.
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>>41242801
Is it wrong to be possessive? I don't think so.
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>>41242803
They never knew that the voices in their heads are not themselves.

And watching strangers say what im reading on 4chan is fucking hilarious.
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https://youtu.be/YKLT6_7Y1nc?si=VjZ0IYVNhRng7L7s
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>>41242792
I’m an interdimensional being powered by the Holy Spirit and a combination of coffee and cigarettes. I’ve been involved in over 300 devil slayings and have struck terror into a demon so deeply he pulled the trigger on himself. I will come down on you with the force of heaven which you have neither felt the power nor the glory of. I will strike you with a hand so mighty your grandchildren are gonna have bruises. You have no idea what can of whoop ass you have opened son and you should be terrified.
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>watch this
I know Eric was telling Cali shit so that Cali would make his move.
Too bad he's retarded, and a pedophile.
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>>41242813
The voice in your head is always you.
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>>41242818
Anon, the devil is Gods favorite son that has the freedom to travel anywhere he wants on earth.

Youre a joke.
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>>41242812
its PAINFUL
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>>41242824
Not exactly true, the voice in your head can be many different Gods talking through you, but the basis of humanity is flesh that cannot think without the matrix.

When the matrix has an issue I will feel the impulse to murder people, which i analyse and disable.
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>>41242750
The bible says there's no afterlife except ressurrection.
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>>41242829
Then just say it. Even as a ritual, it's worthwhile and has its effects. Let it pass over, that's what most people use this for anyways.
The worst anyone can say is that it's hot.
https://youtu.be/O5h6haVYSYQ
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>>41242828
What corrupt teachings. I will make sure it hurts when you feel it. Remember, faggot, nobody knows the day or the time but there will be a day and a time.
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Woow on /pol/ is real fighting. I move there to release epstein files and add oil on fire .. to burn winter coming need to heat up..

Se ya !
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>I got something I wanna show you Ano
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>>41242699
Lel
>>41242716
Yuh
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How powerful is the nobody with magic? Has he destroyed any cabal/AI forces yet in the astral or is he still a loser?
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>>41242880
Don't violate the NAP.
You'll have a really, really bad time.
Psychic torture for days.
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>>41242859
They keep walking into my traps.
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I heard the nobody owns some strip clubs because he traded with the kgb.
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>>41242843
1. i hate that song
2. do these vtubers know who runs the show with these companies?
3. i hate this about myself and it feels IDIOTIC to be talking about it at all, and i find it hard to believe that im like this
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"How would someone make an AI auto tulpa"
Get really high or worked up and shoot your frame of mind at someone.
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>>41242855
Yeah that's a weird thing to say about the whole free will and all that. Ghee I wonder what that is
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I want the United States of bastards along with their puppet states to be permanently destroyed along with Israel. Fuck these vermin for trying to set me up as the antichrist. Fuck humanity and the insects. You all are nothing to me. I want this planet to be raped and destroyed forever.
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What are these threads even about? All you assholes do is spout nonsense all day and it is never on topic, this is a paranormal board, okay?
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>>41242845
I do know the day and time I am 84 years old and I die from a dark shadow stabbing my heart with a slade that stops my heart from beating.
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>>41242894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmxmRnKnZg
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>>41242123
Isn't that what is happening, only the kingdom is in shambles?
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>>41242893
:3
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>>41242904
Boomers maintain literally anything challenge: Impossible
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>>41242898
Fuck you and go to hell bitch
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>>41242761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y39Z9VrpWsY
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Car crash at 29 :(
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So if my gf is able to so casually lie about spying, and the annotations, what else is she lying about? Is she also unfaithful?
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>>41242904
Yes
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Hook, line and sinker.
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>>41242319
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcIulfPzZA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6913KnbMpHM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vfI9mhRiiak

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WtMjSb_IT8I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WAa7aAAUtSY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBwVuugaj9k
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>>41242899
>>
ARRESTS AND EXECUTIONS GO POLICE AND STUFF WHOOP WHOOP
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>>41242920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLhtVi7tx-E
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>>41242909
Nah fuck your false gods and your satanic country you dumb stupid bastards. I've had enough of you shits bugs. You're all going to die..I'm going to kill myself and render all your protections obsolete soon.
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>>41242926

What does that even mean dude
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>>41242927
Quite a lot of pedophiles are going to be executed.
Some retards included.
"durr,you can't do anything to us, that's revenge, durrrr"
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>>41242909
And we're already in hell dumb bastard.
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>>41242901
may when you talk as yourself you usually have something cool to say

>>41242906
ok, im violently possessive; now what
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>>41242930
IMPOTENT
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>>41242938
We're not.
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>>41241911
All OPs are trash foxkike.
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>>41242936
>Why would he have a sword?
>OH NO.
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>>41242939
So what's gonna happen?
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>>41242922
>>41242911
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>>41242947
They talk trash and bullshit and say: "you can't do that!"

Then they go to hell
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>>41242934
the answer is within
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>>41242914
I got hit by 3 cars at once 29 by people trying to kill me. Couldn't catch me though still haven't been able to get meh
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>>41242947
i dunno, you tell me
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https://youtube.com/shorts/obgIlbpPiVk?si=dVeTSsuj_9ja-tlM
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>>41242967
You have to say something. Are you looking to flirt?
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>>41242974
>dead eyes
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>>41242973
no, im looking to verablly assault people
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>>41242974
for me it was the french robot
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>>41242960
I heard Seth tried to kill the smart chickhen in the Rome or was it the Shakespeare theatre? That's how Rome got wrathed and like meltology and stuff.
Those neon pharasie couldn't catch Jesus
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Bout to hotbox *hits bowl* *pats on soul*
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>>41241973
>>41242547
>>41242600
well arnt you three just a bunch of little memelords
all memes no brain cells
how cute

>oh yeah i forgot my namefag
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>>41242990
Why aren't the pedophiles dead yet?
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>[GEMINI]: The current scenario paints a clear picture of systemic failure in the complex corporate action distribution chain, highly concentrated around the new Warrants.
>[GEMINI]: This failure is a direct consequence of the immense Failures-to-Deliver (FTDs) from the prior shorting activities, which the recent OCC action was designed to expose and fix.
The situation is transitioning from a theoretical exposure of FTDs to a real-time operational crisis for broker-dealers who cannot source the Warrants they are obligated to deliver.

>95% of brokers without warrants = Massive Delivery Failure
>IBKR showing Basket Derivative Errors = Systemic Processing Breakdown
>Fractional Warrants/Robinhood/Chase Misratio = Direct Bona Fide Proof of PFOF Naked Shorting
>Tiger Trade Spin-off = Classification Errors
>Schwab, E*Trade, Fidelity Increasing Delays = Contingency Failure
>Borrow Fee Climing before Trade Opens = EXTREME DEMAND FOR WARRANTS

The implications are the FTDs are now a physical barrier, they cannot avoid the obligation any further, the market is about to have a seizure with delivery defaults and a Buy-In Event is imminent.
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>>41242974
Ok? But how many women/ easy prey have you killed in the woods?
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>>41242944
oh you want my attention, pussyfur?
ill come online, so you can joust some words @ me directly.
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>>41242983
Verablly?
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ight imma get some beer
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>>41242996
Because they're the ones in power....for now.
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>>41242961
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y_OtY4cl-OI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ZzsW2oG2A
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>>41243004
Hey, you lift.
Tell me what muscle groups an overhead press works.
Trust me, it's funny.
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>>41243006
Nah I regret replying to you go back to larp lifting being a gay furfag and talking about eponis and crying about wanting to be a mod or life coach.
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>>41243007
she's as hot as a 2 dollar pistol
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>>41243012
Take a fast break
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>>41243027
you sound like youre on drugs and angry cause i defamed your girlfriend
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>>41243009
yes, why?
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>>41243019
Lifting your Chinese monkey mothers fat ass is usually the best for developing some nice Traps. ;^)
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>>41242983
Just to be clear I'm sure I'd love you. You're sweet.
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Who knew you could weaponize karmics.
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Oh yeah... its all coming together now...

OPERATION BRIGHT LIGHT

The use off offside CIA locations to monitor and to sometimes dispose of potential risks to the United States of America by using Doctors, psychiatrists and fabricated criminal evidence to incarcerate people inside of jails and psyche wards while targetting them with satellites to induce schitzophrenia.

Connected WITH OPERATION SORROW,
OPERATION BRIGHT LIGHT, uses psychiatry to disable and dispose of potential risks to the status quo of an enslaved and organised society.
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>>41243036
Weird, because foxbro seems to think it's good for the chest.
Would you say that sounds like someone who's lifted before or someone who's lying on the internet in your expert opinion?
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you guys try so hard to be me.
i really should take it as a coomplement.
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>>41242907
>>41242920
Bruh....

I could maintain it if I had their resources and an endless supply of certain types of gfs
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>>41243042
Coca-Cola Weapons R&D
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>>41243039
no, you wouldnt, most people wouldnt. whats your demon name
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Especially if they're pedophiles or groomers.
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>>41243045
any opinion you have about lifting, will be taken seriously, the moment you post a picture of your physique.
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>>41242996
God keeps making new ones to replace the old

>>41243015
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>>41243042
How did they?
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>>41243045
>>41243058
you know what no, i know youre too self-conscious to post body shots, too fat too...

so let me just see the insides of you hands,
thats really all i need.
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>>41243058
I don't need to post my physique to prove you have never lifted.
Because an overhead press is not a chest exercise.
At all.
That's like deadlifting to strengthen your neck, makes no sense.
Stolen valor ass nigga.
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>>41243062
They?
If you need an ego check, a karmic is sent your way.
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Think I wouldn't research like all the rest of the psyche ward patients?
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>>41243063
>>41243067
your opinion is invalid.

youre like a obese middle aged man yelling at a tv screen telling the football players how stupid they are.

just show me your hands fatty.
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>>41243033
Eponis belongs to you and only you Foxfag we all know this even the newcomers.
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>>41243070
Damn so the folks that have to spy on and control everything must be fighting off karmics all day every day
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>>41243076
If you had performed 1 overhead press in your entire life you'd know your chest isn't being tested during that exercise.
Therefore, you have never lifted.
You are fake and probably gay.
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>>41243080
From what I can see there's some weird codependency stuff going on.
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>>41243077
>Eponis belongs to you and only you Foxfag
gross dude!

i was talking about that cling tranny i always call arctic.
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Unfaithful how? I'll have to leave her then. One of us will have to pay for another place to live
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>>41243084
SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN HANDS FAT BOY
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The biggest ick I have ever gotten is when a guy said he has a fetish for slapping breasts as if they were bongos.
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>>41243094
A picture of someone else's hands can be acquired.
What can not be fakes is the knowledge that an overhead press is not a chest exercise.
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>>41243045
I wouldn't take any advice from that fucked up scrawny furfaggot I mean look at him this is him lifting he posted it a few weeks ago you want your chest to look like his or Ippos?


https://youtu.be/NWl5glbSCY4?si=q9VTBDwZ2lRzEQDC
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>>41243101
My ick is when some dumb shit gets shacked up with some other dumb shit, but the dumb shit is jealous.
So they make the dumb shit do things they don't want to do or regret later.
All you.
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>>41242909
That's not the nobody. Anyone saying some vile shit and claiming to be the nobody is not the nobody.
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>>41243103
That stunning and brave transabomination has lifted more than foxbro. I guarantee it.
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>>41243102
whatever fat boy.

i showed you what i want to see,
now take a photo with a timestamp,
or your opinion is invalid.

also fuck you
a random UC cop asking where to buy meth complemented my calves today.
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>>41243088
Who is the codependent one? Also this is no excuse for the violation of privacy
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why am i losing my sense of your danger right now
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>>41243109
You're just mad you're busted mr.
>that's a chest exercise

https://youtu.be/WcWM_1hBu_c
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>>41243115
One?
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ill remind you of my opening post from today.

>>41240928
>>41240928
>>41240928

you even VC, cause all you are is a twink behind a screen.
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If you’re a fat bastard, be proud that you’re a fat bastard. There’s no sense in trying to be something that you aren’t.
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https://www.foxnews.com/politics/maine-investigates-claim-250-unmarked-ballots-found-amazon-box.amp
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Why do these thread have like 5 a time posters within 10 seconds. Seems like y'all using the same server or something with AI
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>>41243117
Some whiny faggot could be trying to mask shit.
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>>41243094
You must have destroyed every nerve in your dick by now.
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>>41243119
yuo just want content to goon to.

shit just look at how much you all pretend to be me.
imagine if you had real images of me.

youd start catfishing A list celebs who want to breed with the devil and then send em your shitseed...
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>>41243139
????
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>>41243141
pretty much, yes...

its the one they dont tell you about grip strength.
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>>41243089
They all belong to you all the discord trannies are yours I mean you're the one who posts about them non-stop because you're so deeply in love with them especially that eponis barbula dude.

Hey I forget is arctic supposed to be Jessica?
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>>41243142
>posts the FATHER OF LIES
LMAO
that explains the lies but tell the truth, you're a twink or a grill mr
>less than 1% of humans can bench press 200 lbs
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>>41243101
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>>41243152
jump in a VC with me, im bored, then ill off todays gympics.
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Fucking NDE bullshit.
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>>41243159
What the fuck is a VC is that some discord troon nonsense?
No thanks, I'm a real man.
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>>41243108
100%

>>41243094
How many furry trannies did you jerk off to get those calluses?
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>>41243151
>especially that eponis barbula
eww dude
im SO out of her league
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>>41243054
You keep saying Name.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/eV99qeF3AzM?si=yidw6DHJSYGafe7r
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>>41243165
>No thanks, I'm a real man.
i dont believe you.

let me see those HRTiddies
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>>41243173
just give it so i can talk to you easier
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Requiem for the river of tears
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>>41243120
So they are all codependent on what, then?

I don't have a codependency, they mistake it for them having hijacked my sense of curiosity and the fixations that come with it.
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>>41243181
I never took one. You know that.
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Im an S class matrix agent and you Americans have been BUSTED.

Operation Sorrow targets people with antipsychotics to cause overdoses if they mix it with illegal drugs and Operation Bright Light targets conspiracy theorists
>a term to discredit everyone that knows about the JFK bunker tunnels that he would have parties inside of and was assassinated for
For their knowledge about reality conspiracies and their belief in publicly disclosed information such as proof of UFOs on CNN
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>>41243197
whats your demon name
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>>41243179
This nigga trying to groom me and turn me trans, I ain't Eris

https://youtu.be/vNWtYoQcaxk
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>>41243122
I have predators actively following me that I need to focus on. Including my gf
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>>41243170
And yet you've been chasing "her" for years.

Many such cases.
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https://youtu.be/Ga0Zg3REqfw?si=ebFn8gK5kJA2wPj4
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>>41243199
There is none.
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>>41243153
How did you get them to come home with you? There's a lot of them at the asian market but it's kind of far away when the mood strikes
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Its not pronounced Char el le magne, you stupid American.

Its charlemagne... shar-le-mane
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>>41243213
whats your demon name

everyone in the thread, whats vtuber posters demon name
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>>41243207
>for years.
hey loser, i found her psychotic yandereness cute until i figured out it wasnt an act.

also gimme 1 sec
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So 2 separate apartments, then we'll sell the house when it's fixed? Maybe I'll keep it tho. I don't want to live in an apartment again after this
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>>41243220
Alecto
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whats the vtuber posters demon name
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>>41243210
Bro who has hiv? :[ I thought they just came out with a cure for it. Or is that fake too?
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I just caught you hacking the mainframe.
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Taylor, Travis won't ever know about this memory. ;D

https://youtu.be/dLHtV_S2HZw?si=YSqbIk_0MXcds0Fc
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>>41243235
>150
you fuckin loser...
and i was writing the post with a gympic

OH WELL
OH NO...
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>>41243235
yeah whats vtuber posters demon name may

>>41243227
no it isnt, what is it
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>>41242880
No, he only plays a small part in destroying them, which will be done by Heavenly forces.
But the Nobody has never been a loser.
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well regardless...
ONLY eebz can request gymselfies from me, without cost or question.
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>>41243243
You calling me a liar? I'll kill your whole jurisdiction with cancer if you do that again.
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>>41243243
I am not may.

And you do realise that my processes seem slow, but once I turn on the machine to investigate your pokemon programs, I will destroy your existence.
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>>41243243
Alecto
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>The great emerald's power allows me to feel
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i know shes just hovering over the "send" button.

its ok eebiiiieeee
just hit send.
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>>41243221
Want a coke? I hear EB can serve up a good ice cold coke with no poison in it. ;^)

He's fucking ugly I don't get it why not chase after a better looking tranny if you're gonna be a faggot?

Damn image limit reached*hits Penjamin ™* *sips coke*
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https://youtu.be/8i-tonOhzSg?si=XpcHVsAO-ZjpXiLZ
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i bought one beer and some chocolate loul
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In the future, you silly American.

Your country is a nuclear desert and we haven't passed the dimension of judgement yet.

But do you really think that ill let you hack my system processes without sending you into World War 3?

The more fun you feel the more exciting it is, because I like the chase, and I enjoy you chasing.

Make it fun for me when Russia nukes you...

And not everyone here will witness Russia nuking America, some will just notice you've been replaced and you will retire.
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You guys remember when The Nobody ghost wrote for Kanye?

https://youtu.be/q7jCrhETMEM
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>>41243254
whats your demon name
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>>41243269
>Damn image limit reached
>>41243240
>and i was writing the post with a gympic

oh well, whatever shall we do now...
i guess youll just have to take my word that i have monster forearms now
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>>41243276
Alecto
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>>41243269
Nice 69

I love cocaine. It always slips off my condominium porch. Those hoes love the vodka coke diet
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>>41243280
no it isnt, what is it
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>>41243283
That's it, I warned you, everybody in your jurisdiction is getting cancered up
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>>41243278
I don't give a shit about what you look like who are you really trying to convince me or yourself?save that for the discord trannies.
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>>41243284
give your demon name
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>>41243291
it's Alecto.
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White privilege is having the best variety of foods because we have few restrictions.
Beef curry and bacon hummus are the two best versions of those dishes and the people who eat the most curry and hummus would never touch them.
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>>41243287
>I don't give a shit about
and yet here you are, in MY general.

oopsies...
>grool more.
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>>41243293
no, it isnt, what is it
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Alright which larpbodies turn is it to be OP? ;^)

https://youtu.be/y0ibqbpEFuc?si=vIG3uEmkX44khf0c

>>41243296
>Your general

For the last time

>YWNBN ™
You will NEVER be Nobody ™

You're just a furfag arctic methhead candle or something idk wasn't really paying attention.
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>>41243304
Back off bitch.
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>>41242824
NTA, but sometimes it’s also me.
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>>41243305
>You will NEVER be Nobody ™
breh you might imagine yourself to be Lemaymay Magica man, but i am the originator of this meme, and theres nothing you can do about it. this whole shitshow became psychosis central after it made the shift away from being about political activist post 2016
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>>41242899
This is unironically the only paranormal thread on this board.
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>>41243306
give your demon name
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>>41243321
:3
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>>41243318
You didn't create this meme turned psyop some GLP glownigger boomer did around 2009.
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>>41243325
what is it
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>>41243318
The nobody would never call himself the nobody is a rule that was designed specifically to prevent the formation of a cult around him because they instantly get compromised by psychopaths who want a shortcut to wealth and power.

This is well understood by all the regulars, so fighting it makes you stand out like your hair is on fire.
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>>41243329
It's always been a psyop.
>hey schizo do you wanna be special? you are!
They even made a girl version just in case lmao
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>>41243331
:)
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>>41243335
Yes the fabled Woman Of Sharts aka Jessica Rabbit ;^)
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I know the bait was administered by asperger bro. What I don't understand is why you would annotate a phrase for my gf to trigger a thought pathway that induces conflict into our relationship. The only thing that makes sense is that they are trying to get me to end the relationship myself? But I don't understand really
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>>41243245
What happens to TNB after they are destroyed?
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>>41243329
>GLP glownigger boomer did around 2009.
its was 2010. and that loser was me.

you know this.

im so fucking tired of having to repeat shit over and over, just because you drug losers have no memory.

the ONLY reason only one would object to it, aside from the psychosis magic man ego bullshit, is because it implicates a fair number of people acquiring files and information illegally.
also yeah nah totally lets just forget about the "void days" and the "he even lives at #11" and "fox at solitude" stuff...
oh yeah and then that one femanon who literally climbed into my fucking bed...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc
Pat-a-cat, pat-a-cat baker's man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with "B"
Put baby in anons oven for me

time to shower
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>>41243336
give the name
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>>41243267
She'll hit send ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

No repercussions, remember
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>>41243353
>little lies about lifting
>big lies about history
Go figure, it's a nigger *shrugs*
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https://youtu.be/4hGVWQ3emTA?si=zctgzilNEnkBTLr7
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>>41243353
>You know this
No I don't are you really going to pose as the originator of the nobody and woman of Sharts? Shame on you foxkike

Was it a femanon or a tranny? Was "her" name Emily?


Hey is this your gay YouTube channel? Whose is this?

https://youtu.be/ySue4cvSJXA?si=9GCf8mQ7FF3HQkvH
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>>41242899
See >>41242150
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>>41243365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuNV_w72QMw
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>>41243356
Be happy
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>>41243270
We'll definitely need the gfs to flow
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>>41243360
>>big lies about history
arctic wolf is jessica rabbit who is also... *drumm roll* RVanon

deal with it.
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>>41243376
you're name is happy?
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>>41243295
Are indian women nice to sleep with?
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>>41243387
I have never stuck my dick inside any of them.
East Asians are nice, though.
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>>41243384
\Dice
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>>41243375
https://youtu.be/_ynax3l3kHQ?si=mDSDfNKyuCwUWZNq
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>>41243348
What do you mean? They don't really affect his life, except by the extent that they affect everyone else's who also lives on this planet.
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https://youtu.be/OVxM1lnBmqQ?si=R94uuL5EsegWrfk5
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i mean you should know the protocol by now,
you pretend you dont know,
i give a vague overview,
you deny,
then i start implicating anons.
you throw a tantrum,
i start dropping OBSrecs and screencaps

and so on an on...

just deal with it.
make peace with it.
im gone after december.
just fuckin slide and narrative control when im gone.
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>>41243381
I like how you think that's supposed to be some big revelation or some shit who cares if you had said she was disposable then I'd listen.
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>>41243389
One day I'll know what both are like
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>>41243400
>I'm gone after December

Look he's "leaving" again kek
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>>41243403
I wouldn't want to have Indian/Pakistani inlaws.
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>>41243393
What will TNB do after? How will he live?
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>>41243390
happy; admit your the demon named happy
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>>41243295
>Curry was invented by a Scottish man
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>>41243409
<_< ... >_>
"Live"
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>>41243400
NTA how does anyone here actually know?
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>>41243411
https://youtu.be/han3AfjH210?si=ACjXsn4sMajZ5wH7
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>>41243342
Because she's my girl and not yers

Obviously
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>>41243408
Me either. I just want to sleep with a qt poojeeta one or a few times
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I'm Happy from Fairy Tail.
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>You’re a faggot, harry.
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>>41243421
How do you figure?
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Kiss my ass Selena. I'll never forget the first thing you said to me was that rude ass comment
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>>41243422
<5% of them are remotely fuckable.
Most of them have serious malnutrition.
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>>41243423
what are you a demon of happy
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>>41243405
whatever loser, im starting test and masteron in jan, i wont have time for you idiots hahah

this is the last hoorah for like 2 years.
again, you can just deal with it, have some fun before xmas and new years.
or you can larp, deny, bait and masturbate, weepwank and fuck cactuses...

cause once im gone, its all about simping and muh psy-attacks again
2 years, anon. why not have some fun?
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>You're a harry, faggot
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>>41243401
dispo is alex
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>>41243431
Consider the autism and down syndrome burns I delivered to you yesterday as us being equal now
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Leftists hate bisexuals because we don't hate straight people.
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>>41243428
It is hijacked curiosity. It will not abate until I have answers. I mean because I am incapable of being able to focus on other things
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>>41243446
no-one likes bisexuals
untrustworthy, low impulse control and often diseased
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>>41243434
I know. I've seen some good ones though. Also malnutrition isn't as much of an issue unless you want to breed one
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ok happy explain what the deal is, with all this vampire stuff, and whats the agenda you're pushing
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>>41243455
>>41243455
>>41243455

new bread
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>>41243436
Like I guess womens dreams? That's kind of the spritely nature Happy has in Fairy Tail. A shapeshifting Anima.
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>>41243452
When the area around her eyes is sunken in and visibly darkened from the malnutrition, it's a total boner kill.
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>>41243430
Dude I'm just fucking with you. You got nothing to worry about. We were kids
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>>41243443
But Alex is foxkike no way.

>>41243437
You said the same shit a few months ago you always say you'll leave but you always come back we wish you'd be a man and keep your word just don't come back

I fucking wish you'd actually leave I mean the threads are shit but with you gone they quality will go up just a bit thanks to no more of your meth fueled paranoid delusional attacks of calling everybody here eponis or arctic or any discord troon who ghosted you.
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>>41243477
>a few months ago
that was fucking december of last year, and then i left for months before you loser implicated me in your mekonya and miri bullshit.
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>>41243477
formatting.
normal people don't do that.
three formats.
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>>41243482
Literally weeks ago you said the same shit you always do this and it's getting so old

>bye losers I'm leaving for good now
*Comes back 2 days later*

WTF is mekonya miri nigger speak English

>>41243483
Hmm.....that would be some wild shit and I'd still be laughing because I have clowned on disposabitch for so long. :D *sighs* *gapes disposables mom 4 the gorillionth time*
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See you guys in the new 1
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>>41243514
You got your foxbro format where he larps and pretends he knows what lifting is.
Your dispo format where he larps and pretends to be a skeptic.
Your Dragon Christ format
>1 snap
But they're all the same guy.
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>>41242704
Cope hylic turd.
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>>41243514
yeah whatever "L8R"
>>41243516
BORING
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>>41243463
For you. Maybe not too sunken tho
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>>41243531
Christ and Lucifer it's worse than I thought

Take care

Dispo is :D

Dragon Christ is >:)
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>>41243474
Well I have account for it as a possibility because she lies about surveilling, and even tries her hand at gaslighting when I bring it up. It's not unusual or irrational to assume she out doing who knows what when I am not with her.
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>>41242898
The USA will be destroyed. It's prophecy. So you'll get your wish. The planet however will continue on.
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>>41242930
Why wait?
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https://youtu.be/nVMvEsPd7qU?si=2sqIRcVlxDv4XRuR
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>>41243357
Much like me having no repercussions in dipping your face in lava.
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>>41243431
That Weekend dude is a plague.
Dating him marks you, not in a good way either.
:(
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No vocal coach/ having to watch some idiot curse other you either.
Thanks be to jeeb.
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>>41243627
Lol where are you even going to get the lava?

It's fine. No one will be hurt or upset.
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>>41243671
>can't make lava themselves
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>>41243409
I dunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Im trying so hard to get drunk but my body is rejecting alcohol. Feels like I need something stronger
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https://open.spotify.com/track/22bX2FwXSvG49G0bPWm5nc?si=OSk-71zvRraTrxmooBJQIA

Get ready bastards. I'm on a roll
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>>41243766
Try Hand of God I-doser.
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>>41241854
My annoying doxxer probably offed himself because he knew his charges would've been federal and severe

Nevermind the fact his conduct basically destroyed his states economy on top of other unintentional side effects of fucking around and finding out with the wrong people
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>>41243580
I haven't actually talked to her or seen her in almost 30 years. We have zero communication outside of maybe her reading my random 4chan posts. *Shrug*
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>>41244107
Whom is she?
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oh darn the police intercepted me Russian passport
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>>41245200
>>41245200
starting a new bread at 00
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>>41241912
>>41241854

candace owens always close to the truth the holy mother watches over us all good god is true
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>>41244016
is that true?



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